The Sexy Senior Noona
Mina nuna wore a faintly suggestive smile. She looked up at me, her eyes slightly narrowed, and asked again.
"Hm? What do you think?"
Her sudden question caught me off guard, but only for a moment.
I quickly collected myself.
'Well, she's always been like this.'
It made perfect sense, considering this was Bback-sa.
A pervert who got off on posting her own nudes on an alt account just to fish for compliments from strangers.
It wasn't all that shocking that someone like her would come on this strong. Looking back at her messages, they'd been provocative but also carried an undertone that practically hoped I'd seek her out.
"...Sex is a separate matter."
"Oh my?"
Mina nuna's eyes rounded at my words.
It seemed like she hadn't expected that answer.
As if it were a habit, she tucked her hair behind her ear again and made a suggestive expression.
I could tell from experience. That look meant she wanted to sleep with me.
'Is there any reason to say no?'
Like I said, dating and sex were separate things. I'd already slept with two women I wasn't in a relationship with, hadn't I? No reason to turn it down now.
And above all, Mina nuna was pretty cute.
Fox-like features with long black hair cascading down to her lower back. Her makeup was a bit heavy, but her red lips had their own charm.
Mina nuna reached out and gently took my hand.
I didn't pull away. Instead, I laced my fingers with her fidgeting ones and let them go a few times.
Soon, her hand slipped free, and Mina nuna gazed at it wistfully and said,
"Wow, what's this? Kkangcheol, you're more surprising the more I see you. I thought you'd be rough, but you're gentle. Thought you were one thing, but you're actually pretty smooth."
Well, the roughness was just on social media. Textbook case of an online persona being different from the real one. And the skill... I had Areum and Soyeon noona to thank for that.
We stepped out of the smoking booth and started walking.
Mina nuna walked beside me and asked playfully.
"Wanna date me?"
"That's a bit...."
"I know, I was just asking. But you answered so fast it kind of stings."
"You don't look hurt at all."
"Busted?"
Mina nuna burst out laughing, giggling.
"Don't go to the after-party later. Come out separately. Got it?"
I gave a small nod.
*
The drinking party wrapped up.
"Let's go for round two, round two. How about karaoke?"
Seora noona suggested, her face flushed.
"Great! Let's sing anime songs!"
"I-is it okay if I sing J-pop?"
"I'll just listen."
The club members nodded and agreed like it was second nature. Sure enough, there was a reason Mina nuna had mentioned round two. It was apparently a set routine.
"Hey, Ahn Seong-hyeon. You're not skipping out, right? It's not often you get a chance to belt out J-pop in the open, is it?"
"Fine, I'll go, so let go of this...."
Ahn Seong-hyeon spoke while locked in a headlock by Seora noona.
On the other hand, Seongju hyung waved his hand apologetically.
"I've got a prior commitment. Let's go together next time."
Maybe he was bowing out because it looked like they'd only be singing anime songs and J-pop. A lot of people hated that you couldn't queue up the next song while a Japanese track was playing.
'Knowing Seongju hyung, he might genuinely have plans though.'
He was such a popular guy, you never knew.
"We'll head out now."
"I'll go too. Invite me again when you have another dinner~."
"Have fun."
The ghost members said they were leaving too and dropped out.
"Uh, sorry about today."
Park Min-cheol apologized to me once more. Like Seora noona had said, he just had a loose mouth—he didn't seem like a completely rotten guy.
"No. I got worked up too."
No point holding a grudge when things could be smoothed over. I'd gotten an apology, after all.
"Um, Bam Nuna. I'll head out too."
"Cheol-jin, you're not coming with us?"
"Huh? Cheol-jin, you're not going?"
The members who'd decided to go for round two looked at me like they'd assumed I'd naturally tag along.
Seora noona came closer and lowered her voice.
"Is it because of what happened earlier? Wouldn't singing your heart out make you feel a little better?"
"Nah, it's not that."
It was just that my head was full of thoughts about having sex.
Feeling both grateful and a little awkward that Seora noona was worried about me, I declined again.
"I drank too much. Let's go together next time."
"Hmm. Now that I think about it, you did seem to drink the most. But you're still coming to the workout tomorrow, right?"
"Of course. I'm planning to go in the afternoon."
"Alright. Get home safe then."
Seora noona said, patting my shoulder. The other members didn't try to hold me back either. They seemed to be considerate because of what had happened earlier.
"Wait. If Cheol-jin isn't going, I'll drop out too...."
"Shut your trap and come along."
"Keok. L-let go of this... agh!"
I heard the sound of someone being subdued, but it wasn't something worth paying attention to.
*
After leaving the dinner venue, I walked for a bit.
"Kkangcheol~."
Mina nuna, who'd been waiting, appeared.
"We decided to call each other that?"
"Yeah. It rolls off the tongue."
The nuna, smiling with her eyes, naturally linked her arm with mine. She winked and pressed her chest against me.
"I'm more used to this side of you anyway."
"That's true."
"Ahaha."
"Why are you laughing?"
"After finding out you were Kkangcheol, the formal speech feels weird. You're a total tyrant on Trickster."
That was because Trickster was full of crazy bastards. Since my drawings naturally leaned toward the darker side, perverts with a few screws loose flocked to me in droves. In that kind of environment, even I, who'd started out acting like a gentleman, gradually went wild.
"...Still, I was generally polite to my commission clients."
"You weren't to me."
"That's because you kept sending weird photos, nuna. Ah, now that I think about it, it pisses me off. Why did you keep provoking me like that?"
"I sent them as work reference~. Come on, it turned you on, didn't it?"
I'll admit it. Honestly, it did turn me on.
"Anyway, are you really not going to draw webtoons? If you did an adult one, it would sell like crazy."
"This again? I told you I don't."
Why I didn't draw adult webtoons—meaning R-18 doujinshi—was a regular question from my followers.
"Why? It would sell so well. Are you maybe already drawing one? You've got multiple art styles."
"I really don't. And it's not that I won't draw comics—it's that I can't. Illustrations and making comics are completely different."
Drawing comics isn't just about drawing well. There's panel layout and direction to worry about, but above all, there has to be a story.
As if I hadn't tried to draw comics myself. I'd attempted it multiple times and failed. I might've had the talent for drawing, but I had zero talent as a storyteller. It was something I personally found very frustrating.
"Let's drop that topic. We didn't sneak off to talk about that, did we?"
"Okay, okay. Don't get mad—you're scary when you are."
"Huh? I'm definitely not mad...."
"No? Maybe it's because your voice is deep. Your tone is... never mind. I said something I shouldn't have."
"I really wasn't mad...."
"Pfft. I said okay. You're scary one minute and cute the next."
Mina nuna burst out giggling again. Thanks to that, the mood that had nearly turned weird softened back up.
It was a moment where I felt anew just how lacking my communication skills were.
Five years spent as a shut-in hikikomori in my room.
I'd wasted the time when I should've been learning how to interact and talk with people around me, so my way of speaking was bound to be underdeveloped compared to my peers.
'I need to pay attention to stuff like this too.'
My words often came across differently than I intended. Even just now, I'd apparently been misunderstood because of my tone. Maybe the reason there hadn't been any problems up until now was thanks to the good people around me being such decent friends.
I walked while reflecting on myself inwardly.
"There's a convenience store over there. Let's stop by."
"Convenience store? Do you want something to eat?"
"What? Pfft. No, I need to buy a CD."
CD? Ah, CD. She meant a condom.
I hadn't used one in a while, so it hadn't even crossed my mind.
Before we reached the convenience store,
the nuna asked suggestively.
"But Cheol-jin... what's your size, by any chance?"
Aside from Areum, she was the first woman to ask about condom size. Soyeon noona hadn't even known condoms came in sizes.
Truth was, I didn't really know either.
"I don't really know my condom size... but my girth is about 14."
"...Really?"
Mina nuna's eyes went wide. Right after, her gaze dropped downward. She stared intensely right at my crotch.
Seuk. Kwak.
"W-what are you doing?!"
The nuna grabbed my cock through my pants. No—what the hell was this nuna doing out in public?
I quickly pushed her hand away and looked around. Fortunately, it was a secluded spot, so no one was around.
Meanwhile, Mina nuna was marveling while opening and closing her hand.
"Wow, it's really big."
"Crazy nuna... what are you suddenly doing outside?"
A curse flew out of my mouth on its own.
Despite that, the nuna stuck out her tongue with a shameless look.
"Why so flustered? We're going to do it anyway."
"There's a time and place for that!"
"Nooo... when you said your girth was 14, I thought you were bluffing. So I was just checking."
"Who the hell bluffs about something like this...."
Mina nuna shrugged her shoulders like she had no remorse whatsoever.
"Don't guys do that all the time? Kind of like girls using padding."
That was the moment I became certain—sure enough, those breasts were padded.
Mina nuna laughed with a "keuk."
"Everyone's always saying they're huge. You did too."
"Well, I mean. That's true."
I'd definitely said that on Trickster once. Whenever I'd get a random message asking for my dick size, I'd just reply, 'fucking huge, yeah.' You can't exactly say it's small.
"But it's not hard yet, so I can't really tell. I'll have to check later~."
"...Nuna, do you have any idea that you're a complete psycho?"
"What are you talking about? You followed me here thinking we'd do it too. If you think it's unfair, you can touch me too."
Saying that, the nuna smoothly pushed out her chest.
'This nuna really is a psycho.'
She was as crazy as Areum.
But she probably didn't know this—the fact that I was also plenty crazy.
"You think I won't?"
"Huh?"
Mina nuna flinched in surprise. It was because I hadn't hesitated and groped her breasts.
I didn't stop there. I wrapped my arm around the nuna's back and pressed my lips to hers. I slipped my tongue in and tangled it with hers, smooth and practiced. The nuna, flustered for just a second, tangled her tongue right back against mine.
My hand slid down bit by bit. I didn't have the nerve to put it inside her pants, so I groped her crotch over her clothes.
'These clothes are thick.'
The fabric of her pants was quite thick, so I couldn't do much. Actually, it was the same with her chest. She was wearing a spring knit, so groping her over it made it hard to tell whether I was touching her breasts or just her clothes.
I shifted targets and stroked the nuna's butt. The feel of a fairly large, round ass. I squeezed it once, firmly, then let go and pulled my lips away immediately. I was afraid of lingering too long in case someone saw us.
"Haa...."
A heated breath escaped from the short but intense kiss. Both of us had gotten worked up faster because we were on edge about being spotted.
Soon, Mina nuna wiped her lips with the back of her hand and laughed.
"Kkangcheol, you're a good kisser?"
Then, as if praising me, the nuna patted my butt.
I let out an empty laugh.
'What is this—I can't seem to take the lead.'
I'd definitely planned on putting her in her place once we met, but I kept feeling like I was being swept along.
'Just wait until we get to bed.'
Things would be different then. Just you wait.
With that firm resolution, I stepped toward the convenience store.
"......."
"I'll pay~."
The nuna paid for the condoms.
The cashier was a girl, so I was too embarrassed to pay for them myself....