Why Didn't You Ask Me to Do It?
The chicken Seora noona brought was grilled chicken with no batter coating.
"You're disappointed it's not fried chicken, right?"
"No, I actually prefer this. I've been craving white rice."
I'd been cutting carbs for a while now. Even when I went shopping and attended the department store blind date, I ate meat but avoided carbs as much as possible.
"I didn't know white rice could taste this good."
"Brown rice really does taste awful. You've been working hard."
I'd been eating only brown rice for a while because of my diet. Brown rice has a lower glycemic index than white rice, which reduces insulin response and fat storage, something something... anyway, it's supposedly good for dieting.
So eating white rice after so long was incredibly delicious. Add chicken on top of that, and it was basically paradise. I forgot Seora noona was even in front of me and devoured the rice and chicken in a frenzy.
Then suddenly.
My eyes met hers as she stared at me with her chin resting on her hand.
...Was I eating too greedily?
I spoke, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Noona, aren't you going to eat? I left a drumstick for you."
Seora noona chuckled and revealed a shocking fact.
"You eat it. I actually prefer breast meat over drumsticks."
"Wow, really? How is that even possible?"
"It's possible."
I picked up the drumstick and said.
"Will you marry me? On the condition that I get to eat all the drumsticks for life."
"What are you saying, you wanna die?"
"...It was a joke."
Her disgusted reaction stung a little. It was just a dumb joke.
Seora noona clicked her tongue and said.
"Guess they don't call you a womanizer for nothing. Did you sweet-talk Saebyeok like that too and bang her?"
"Kegh! Cough, cough!"
The chicken got stuck in my throat. I choked up and tears started to well.
"...What's that supposed to mean all of a sudden?"
At my words, Seora noona looked at me with a strange expression.
"You slept with Saebyeok, didn't you? Sex."
"I didn't! No, wait, why is the conversation suddenly going there?"
"Because you two got close."
"I told you that was because of the shopping and the department store blind date..."
"You went shopping together, went on that department store blind date together and got close, so I figured you must've banged her too."
Seora noona shrugged her shoulders as she spoke. I stared at her with a baffled expression, but she continued with a nonchalant attitude.
"What's with that wronged look? You already banged Areum and Hana, and then me on top of that. Is there some law that says you can't bang Saebyeok too?"
"Well, if you put it like that..."
"Put it like that?"
"...I'm running out of things to say."
I guess I really might be a womanizer.
To be blunt, I had a strong sex drive and I liked sex just as much. I never turned down a woman who came my way and went at it with all of them, so yeah, I was a womanizer.
But wait a second.
After thinking about it a little more, I felt like I had at least one thing to say.
"But was I really the one doing the banging? Now that I think about it, noona, you were the one who touched my dick fir— urgh!?"
"Sh-shut up!"
"I'm against violennnce..."
The foot that shot out from under the table pressed down firmly on my dick.
Seora noona eased up the pressure slightly and spoke.
"Anyway, you're saying you didn't with Saebyeok, right?"
"...That's what I'm saying. Even if we got a little closer, how could I make a move like that on Saebyeok noona? I want to live a long life."
"But you made a move on me."
"No, the move was made by you on m— ehek! I-I made the move. A total sleazy move."
So unfair. Using violence whenever she didn't get the answer she wanted.
Seuseuk, seuseuk. Kkomjirak.
On the other hand, when she did get the answer she wanted, she gently rubbed my groin with her foot. What was this? Was she trying to train me or something?
I stared at noona with a bewildered look. Her face was red, so she at least knew it was embarrassing. Noona avoided my gaze as she spoke.
"Enough talking now, just eat."
"...Okay."
I started eating the chicken and rice again. Ooh, so good. Who cares if it's grilled chicken? As long as it tastes good, that's all that matters.
Seora noona watched me eating enthusiastically with a pleased look and said.
"Eat a lot. You'll need the energy."
"......"
How should I put this. The nickname Areum used to call me suddenly came to mind. Was this noona treating me as a Living Dildo too...?
Well, it's not like I minded.
*
A guy who's normally timid but turns aggressive during sex.
Sex-guy Kang Cheol-jin.
After finishing all the chicken, I immediately tried to take off my top.
And got smacked on the back.
"Go brush your teeth first!"
"Yessir..."
This noona was getting more and more violent the closer we got... Though she controlled her strength so it didn't really hurt.
I went and brushed my teeth.
"Take off your clothes."
"Uh, taking them off is fine, but... just me?"
Seora noona stood there with her arms crossed. Her attitude was basically telling only me to strip. My suspicion was spot on.
"Let me see how much weight you've lost. We'll do it after. You're under 90kg now, right?"
"Yeah. I was 88kg when I weighed myself this morning."
First, I did as I was told and took off my clothes.
"Take off your underwear too."
"That's embarrassing."
"What are you talking about. Between us, we've already done everything."
"It feels a little different from that..."
"Ah, hurry up and take them off."
Seora noona grabbed my underwear and tried to pull them down.
"I-I'll take them off myself. Kyaak!"
"You wanna die? Can't you scream properly?"
"Uwaaak!"
I stood naked in front of noona.
"Am I allowed to cry? The trauma's suddenly about to resurface..."
It was obviously a joke.
But Seora noona seemed to have taken it a little differently.
"No, if you say it like that, what does that make me...? Ah jeez, I'm sorry."
Seora noona apologized with a flustered expression. To me it was just a joke, but since it came from a guy with actual trauma, she panicked.
"It was just a joke..."
"Would it be okay if I take mine off too, to make it even?"
"Yeah, absolutely."
"...You just said it was a joke, didn't you?"
I covered my face with both hands.
"Heuuuk! The trauma! The nightmares!"
"I'm seriously gonna kill you..."
Seora noona showed me her clenched fist, but in the end, she took off her clothes.
"...You tricked me, so I'm keeping my underwear on."
"Of course."
I stood completely naked while noona stood in her underwear, facing each other.
...This composition was kind of hot.
Beoltteok.
Noona looked at my fully erect center and said.
"Why are you getting hard. Can I smack it?"
"No, wouldn't it be weirder if it wasn't hard?"
"...Is that so? I guess the not-hard option would piss me off more."
Noona stood me there and slowly examined my body.
"You definitely lost it fast because of all the cardio. Maybe because you've been doing strength training already, there's no loose skin either."
"You mean home training, right?"
"Yeah. It's a good thing you kept at it consistently on your own. Anyway, you really were born with a good body."
"How much more would I have to lose for my six-pack to show?"
"Hmm? Usually they show around the low ten percent body fat range, but it varies from person to person."
"Just give me a rough estimate."
"Mm. Still, since you've got a decent amount of muscle, maybe 80kg? I'd think around the high 70kg range at the latest."
80 kg, huh. Not much more to go.
"Looking at how you've slimmed down, you stuck to your diet well, huh? I was a little worried since I heard you even went to that department store blind date."
"...But did you really have to make me strip and check with your own eyes like this? I already did an InBody."
"The eye-body test is always the most accurate."
Having said that, noona squatted down in front of me and felt around my thighs.
"Hmm, to get your thighs to really cut up, you'd probably have to go down to mid-70kg? Or no, since your training history is so short, maybe they won't separate no matter how much you lose..."
"...Muscle pervert."
"What did you say?"
"I didn't say anything."
Seora noona inspected my muscles with an extremely serious expression. I already knew she was a muscle pervert, but the more I found out, the more intense it was.
But how long was she going to keep this up?
'I can't hold back anymore...'
A half-naked beauty was squatting in front of me. And her face was incredibly close to my dick.
Kkeotteok.
My dick nodded its head on its own, completely independent of my will.
Seora noona saw that and looked up at me.
"You wanna do it?"
"Of course. I'm holding back like crazy right now."
At my words, noona stood up and grabbed my dick. Then she looked at me intently and spoke.
"Then why didn't you ask to do it?"
"Huh? Noona, you told me to wait."
"Not today."
Noona scowled at me with dissatisfaction.
"Why haven't you told me you wanted to do it since that time? How do you go without saying it even once?"
"Well, that's..."
"Was doing it with me last time not good?"
"No! That's not it!"
I waved my hands in panic. I never imagined noona had been thinking like this.
"It was just... it felt weird to be the one to ask first. It seemed kind of presumptuous for me to say let's do it whenever I felt like it..."
"...That's all?"
"Yes. I mean it. And from the start, I went so many rounds that time... if it hadn't been good, I couldn't have done that."
"Heu-eung."
Maybe she liked hearing that it was good. Seora noona let out a short laugh through her nose.
"Alright. I'll believe you, so from now on, tell me when you want to do it. I'll say it too."
"Yep."
So that's why she came all the way to my place—because I never said anything first. I awkwardly scratched my cheek, then pulled noona into my arms.
"...What?"
"Well, I really want to do it right now."
"......"
"I can't hold back anymore."
Tak. I unhooked her bra. It fell between our bodies.
Mulkeong.
Her soft yet springy chest pressed against my pecs. At the same time, my fully erect dick pressed gently against noona's stomach. Pre-cum was already leaking out heavily, making it slick.
"Can I?"
"...You brushed your teeth, right?"
"Yeah."
"Then start with a kiss."
Jjok. Our lips met. It was the first kiss since that time. We tangled our tongues together as we moved toward the bed.