Even Gods Make Mistakes, So Why Not Constellations
Even Gods Make Mistakes, So Why Not Constellations?
Of course, no matter how much I tried to stop it, Rio-nim—who had even mimicked Tyrone's special abilities just to have sex with him in my ordinary body—wouldn't just let him lie there after taking a deep breath and waking up.
"Chuup♡ Juap♡ Chuup♡ Jjok♡ You're awake, handsome♡"
"...Would you believe me if I said I'm not awake?"
"As if♡ Come on~ Wake up♡ Chueup♡ Jjok♡ Your dick is already awake♡ Such a sleepyhead♡ Chuubeup♡ Chuuup♡"
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Bang!- Bang!- Bang!- Bang!-
"Just♡ Hrgut♡ stay♡ Haang♡ lying down like that♡ Unghueut♡ I'll do♡ everything for you♡ Aaang♡ Hreung♡ My breasts♡ Unnie, suck them more♡ Kyaang♡"
Eventually, even I—who had been eating breakfast while watching the two have sex—was called over and ended up in the position of sucking on Rio-nim's breasts,
"Chuuup♡ Tziak♡"
'Is breast milk supposed to taste like this?'
"Aaung♡ Bo-ram unnie♡ My breasts♡ Like a baby♡ Haeut♡"
"Jjook♡ Jjok♡ Juap♡ Jjyook♡"
An oddly addictive-tasting breast milk flowed from Rio-nim's breasts, and I ended up so engrossed in the threesome sex again that I persistently sucked on Rio-nim's nipples until both were swollen and puffy.
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It had been three days of this kind of life, and I was starting to think we might just keep having sex throughout the entire protection period.
"Excuse me. I'm Yoo Hye-eun, a special-grade ability user affiliated with the Korean Ability Users Association. I've come to take over the personal protection duty for Tyrone McGoff-nim, a special-grade ability user affiliated with the Guild [Smith & Smith] and the 'Korean Ability Users Association'."
Thanks to Hye-eun coming to our house, our debauched threesome lifestyle came to an end.
***
Originally, Ju-ah unnie—who was supposed to come for the association's replacement and for a foursome with him—sent a KeyTalk message sounding disappointed.
[10:13] Ju-ah unnie: But Bo-rami, are you also acquainted with Yoo Hye-eun??? She didn't even ask to take over—she just notified me that she's taking it! Is she crazy???
[10:13] Ju-ah unnie: (Pomeranian emoticon with a speech bubble saying 'I'm speechless')
[10:14] Yu Bo-ram: Just, well hehe... By the way, unnie, do you happen to know someone named Yoo Han-gyeol?
The answer to the question I'd asked, thinking it was good timing, was as expected but still quite shocking.
[10:14] Ju-ah unnie: Yoo Han-gyeol?
[10:15] Ju-ah unnie: Hmm? I'm not sure?
'So it is that kind of structure after all?'
[10:15] Ju-ah unnie: Why suddenly ask???
[10:15] Yu Bo-ram: Oh, it's nothing. Sorry, unnie, but Hye-eun just arrived, so I'll talk to you later!
[10:16] Ju-ah unnie: Hye-eun? Hey, Bo-rami, what's your relationship with that monster!? There are two ways to drive someone crazy...
Ignoring Ju-ah unnie's rapid-fire KeyTalk messages, I threw my smartphone onto the sofa.
'What exactly is the difference?'
Due to my trait 'Perception Disturbance,' Ju-ah unnie recognizes Han-gyeol and Bo-ram as the same person, but it seems that when I become a woman, she forgets about the Han-gyeol side.
In contrast, these two
"...I don't really need a replacement though?"
"Working over 55 hours per week is prohibited even in special situations."
"Not in our guild. We negotiated with the government to grant extraterritoriality based on labor standards laws, so it's fine, right? Go away, go away~"
"So it's true that the target has changed from me to Yu Bo-ram?"
"...Seems like you knew?"
"It was so blatant that I couldn't not know. And our association isn't that stupid either. We accepted it knowing full well, because of the merit you bring."
These two, who started arguing in a cold atmosphere that was almost brittle, clearly recognize Bo-ram and Han-gyeol as different people, and Hye-eun is also someone who, according to Rio-nim's official statement, almost reached the truth on her own.
'Is it because she's special-grade? Well, I'd need something to compare special-grade to, but still...'
"Tsk...Ah, well, it worked out nicely anyway. Cover for me for about 5 minutes. I'm going outside to smoke."
"I see you haven't been smoking inside the house? I didn't know you were such a gentleman."
"Well, those two might be pregnant with my child? We've been fucking like crazy for three days straight, so I really don't know."
"Fucking like...Hueut!?"
While I was pondering, the argument continued, and it seemed to end with Hye-eun's defeat, her face turning bright red at Tyrone's vulgar remark.
"Seeing this, you're surprisingly innocent despite appearances, huh? Anyway, 5 minutes...no, make it 10 minutes, please."
Tyrone, who gained the upper hand in the argument, gave me a wink with his damnably handsome face, threw his coat over the free-size sweatsuit I lent him last night, and went out to smoke.
'By the way, he said sorry if the clothes I lent him smell like smoke. Ah~ I'm going crazy!...♡'
"Ah, unnie, your face is all red♡ Unnie, you're really~ so easy♡"
"Sh,shut up! No, shut up!"
Rio-nim, who clearly knew that I—having been a woman for three days—had completely fallen for the small manners Tyrone showed, playfully clung to me and whispered in my ear.
- "Bo-ram-ah? What about telling Hye-eun and Tyrone..."
"Huh?"
Rio-nim glanced at Hye-eun while whispering.
- "Never mind. I'll KeyTalk you."
Then Rio-nim placed the smartphone I had thrown on the sofa into my cleavage.
"..."
Avoiding Hye-eun's sharp gaze silently fixed on us, I checked my phone and saw the KeyTalk message Rio-nim had sent me in the meantime.
[10:34] Rio-nim: She might be eavesdropping on our whispers, so I'll KeyTalk you
[10:34] Rio-nim: Are you thinking of telling the truth to Hye-eun and Tyrone?
'What is this about?'
Hye-eun, who from my male perspective is the number one person I should never tell,
and Tyrone, who from my female perspective is the number one person I should never tell.
I couldn't help but be flustered by Rio-nim's KeyTalk suggesting we tell these two the truth.
[10:35] Rio-nim: I'll explain the reason later, but don't worry! Even if Hye-eun finds out, she's not the type to let you go! In fact, even if you say you hate her and run away, she's the type to follow you for life?
[10:35] Yu Bo-ram: Well, that's a bit...
[10:35] Rio-nim: And even if Tyrone originally was a man, if you're a woman now, he's the type to gladly embrace you, so don't worry! Beautiful women like us aren't common, right? kkk
[10:35] Rio-nim: (Winking beaver emoticon)
[10:36] Yu Bo-ram: ...That's a relief
[10:36] Rio-nim: Bo-ram-ah, you're so naughty♡
Rio-nim, as if it were obvious, pinpointed my reason for not wanting to tell the two the truth, put away the smartphone she was typing on, and poked my cheeks as if finding me cute.
"...So? Are you done with your conversation?"
"Huh? Ah, yes! Um...sorry"
"So you know it's something to be sorry for...I'm! glad! that Han-gyeol's roommate at least has some basic common sense."
"Haha, hahaha..."
When we met before, I was so flustered from seeing her after so long that I didn't expect it at all, but now I could tell.
'Why does she still like me...'
I don't know what circumstances there were, but Hye-eun, who hadn't even contacted me let alone come to see me for over ten years, still liked me—specifically, Kim Choi Han-gyeol.
"Oh my, look at me! Would you like some tea for now?"
Thinking that, I started to feel embarrassed by every word she said that seemed obsessive toward me, and as I tried to leave the spot, Rio-nim grabbed my wrist and sat me back down.
"Rio-n...Rio?"
"It's urgent, so I'll just say it. Sorry, Han-gyeol-ah. She's dangerous right now. I didn't expect her to be this strong of an ability user. Even so, for a twenty-four-year-old to be on the verge of transcendence already..."
'Dangerous? Transcendence? What is Rio-nim talking about?'
"Rio-nim? Last time you said it was okay now."
"I, I didn't know then! I was too busy watching you have sex with Tyrone!"
"This Voyeur Saint, for real!?"
"Anyway! Looking closely now, I can tell. If we leave this be, my Divine Authority might erase her to protect your trait! Excuse me, Jabisin-nim? This is Han-gyeol's house, so it's okay, right? I'll use that!"
"Aak! W,wait! Rio-nim, wait! I'm not mentally prepared yet!"
Crash bang!-
"Let go, Han-gyeol-ah! I'm really doing this for you! You'll only be embarrassed once, but if this continues, you might lose even the chance to be embarrassed, you know!?"
"That's precisely the problem! It's not like something's going to explode within the next hour, right?"
"Well, that's true, but"
"Then just 10 minutes, no, even 5 minutes!"
Crash bang!-
Hye-eun, who had been silently watching from directly across as Rio-nim tried to reveal the truth on her own—no, practically blurted everything out to the point of no return—and I tangled on the sofa trying to stop her, quietly opened her mouth.
"Miss? Did you say Yoo Rio? What did you mean by what you just said? How do you know about transcendence, which is top-secret information? More than that...why on earth are you calling unnie Han-gyeol? Huh? HUH!? I don't think I can stay calm anymore, so can you please explain quickly? No...Talk now!"
Hye-eun eventually intervened between me and Rio-nim and started rolling around with us on the large sofa.
Crash bang!-
"Let go! Seriously, let go for a second, Han-gyeol-ah!"
"No! If I let go, you'll run away immediately! I won't let go!"
"Talk! Explain what you meant right now, you sluts!"
Crash bang!-
"Bo-ram-ah? What the hell is this sweatsuit? I was late because our guild equipment manager rushed over while we were smoking together...Hmm...I'll smoke one more and come back."
And Tyrone, who returned late, quietly stepped back after seeing the three of us tangled together in a chaotic mess.