The Constellation Likes Teasing Their Followers
The Constellation Likes Teasing Their Followers
Looking around, looking around-
"It seems a bit different... but this is definitely Rio-nim's cabin, right?"
I clearly remembered collapsing into sleep in my newly moved-in home, but when I woke up, I found myself in the cabin that Rio-nim had created by uprooting the forest.
Though there were many, no, considerably more furniture and appliances I'd never seen before, completely changing the interior, there was one definitive piece of evidence that allowed me to recognize this as Rio-nim's cabin:
Pffft- Squelch- Pffft- Squish-
"Aahng♡ Haahng♡ I want that hot blonde guy's cock too♡ Thrust-thrust♡ Fuck me with it♡ Ang♡ Haaahng♡ Aaahaaahng♡"
Squelch- Thump!- Squelsh- Pffft!-
The fact that Rio-nim was lying on the same bed as me, vigorously impaling her adorable pussy with a dildo of monstrous size, was that very evidence.
"Um... Rio-nim? What are you doing...?"
"Aahng♡ Can't you tell? I'm masturbating♡ I was bored with nothing to do until you woke up, Bo-ram♡ More importantly, look at this~♡ It's a dildo shaped exactly like that hot guy's cock that loved you so much yesterday♡"
As she said this, Rio-nim pulled out the dildo—its size utterly disproportionate to her petite body—with a *shloop*.
Squelch-
"Aahng♡ Haahng♡...Ta-dah♡ Look! It matches, right?"
"...It does. Tyrone's cock."
The dildo Rio-nim held up was unmistakably the same cock I had sucked, licked, and impaled myself on yesterday, losing all track of time.
"One of my vassals is specially skilled at making these~"
Whoosh-
"Ah."
While I was also concerned about the fact that there were other vassals besides me, perhaps because I was in a female body, I couldn't help but be more fixated on the dildo Rio-nim had casually tossed back into subspace.
"Hmm~? What? Do you want it?"
"No, it's, well..."
"It's okay~ That's understandable~ Hehe♡ I'd feel bad giving you one I've used, so I'll ask them to make another one just like it for you next time."
"...Thank you."
"Mhmm♡ I like how honest you are, Bo-ram! Anyway, the reason I kidnapped you in the middle of the night is~ Ah, sit, sit~"
Following Rio-nim, who sat at the table and pulled out snacks and tea from subspace like last time, I sat at the table. Rio-nim then bowed her head and apologized to me.
"Sorry~ I tampered with your childhood friend's memories a little!"
"What?"
I was surprised that a being of Rio-nim's stature, a Constellation, would suddenly bow her head, but I was more concerned about the fact that she had tampered with Hye-eun's memories.
"Don't tell me Hye-eun came to me and did all that because you made her? Or wait, was her coming to see me in the first place also..."
"Ah~ It's not like that, so don't worry. What I tampered with was only the part where she uncovered the truth! I swear I didn't touch anything else! I can swear on my name!"
Hearing she had manipulated memories, I jumped to that conclusion first, but since Rio-nim denied it so vehemently, even staking her name on it, it seemed clear that Hye-eun had genuinely come to see me.
"Well... that's a relief. By the way, what do you mean by 'the truth'?"
"Ah~ Well, you see~ Your childhood friend's ability is quite strong, right?"
"Y...yes?"
Hye-eun, who became the youngest Special Grade ability user in South Korea, which follows the World Ability Users Association's standards like most other countries (excluding China), is one of the most powerful ability users in the world.
"And she was incredibly obsessed with you."
"...It seemed that way."
I don't know if it was because she liked me or because, like me, she was hung up on our childhood, but it was clear she showed an obsessive interest in me.
"That's the problem~ I never imagined she'd be so sure that you'd turned into a girl just because the woman having sex with another man in your house had the exact same energy signature as you."
Rio-nim continued, explaining that Hye-eun, who had been spying on my house using her ability, sensed a familiar energy from me as Bo-ram. Based on that alone, she deduced the truth that I had become a woman. Before my 'Perception Disturbance' characteristic could forcibly correct this, Rio-nim intervened.
"Now that you mention it, you said that no one could find out I can switch between male (Han-gyeol) and female (Bo-ram) until I tell them myself, right? Is that the problem?"
"Yes. The problem was implanting that Divine Authority into your characteristics, Han-gyeol~ If Perception Disturbance had forcibly altered the memories of a child who was that certain, it probably would have put a huge strain on her brain."
"...For example?"
"Uh... h-head... boom?"
Head boom. In other words, if Rio-nim hadn't been voyeuristically watching my sex with Tyrone, Hye-eun's head would have exploded, killing her.
"That's a huge problem! What kind of Divine Authority is that! If it weren't for Rio-nim's voyeurism, Hye-eun would have died!"
"T-that's why I intervened quickly to protect her! And what? Voyeurism? This brant has no filter when talking to her Constellation! Well, it's true, but still!"
"Anyway, that means something like this could happen again, right? Are you sure it's really okay?"
"Don't worry about that. I've toned down the Divine Authority a bit so this won't happen again."
"No! That... *sigh*~ Well, thank you for that!"
"You're welcome!"
It feels like arguing with a child who just doesn't get it.
"Sh-should I actually be thankful? Maybe?... No. Even I think this was a bit much. Sorry!"
The problem is simply that this 'child' is a Constellation who wields a Divine Authority that even gods fear recklessly.
'Or rather, should I be grateful that such a being is apologizing for her mistake?'
I got angry in the heat of the moment, but belatedly, worry washed over me—had I been too insolent in front of Rio-nim, who could dispose of someone like me more easily than an ant on the ground?
"Anyway, as an apology, I'll give you a gift! Ah~ This is separate from the dildo I promised earlier, so don't worry."
"Huh? Ah... th-thank you..."
Just as I was once again contemplating the distance between me and my master, the Constellation, the very person in question, Rio-nim, pulled a stack of paper from subspace and handed me two tickets with perforated lines down the middle.
"What are these?"
"Constellation Rio-nim Wish Tickets! Use one however you like, Bo-ram, and make sure to give the other one to Hye-eun if you ever meet her later~"
"Really?"
"Yes. Really really. If you tear it, *poof*, I'll pop out and grant one wish. It's real."
A ticket from Rio-nim—who can demonstrate everything from trivial uses of subspace without any artifacts or abilities, to the feat of instantly reverting an entire floor of The Tower to nothingness—that unconditionally grants one wish.
"What am I supposed to say when I give this to her? Will she even believe it in the first place?"
"If she doesn't believe it, that's her loss. Don't worry. If she uses it and summons me, I'll at least ask her wish as a formality."
Rio-nim handed over such a wish-granting ticket as casually as if it were a coupon for an all-you-can-eat restaurant. Furthermore, judging by the glimpse I got of the stack of paper, it meant there were at least several dozen of these tickets in existence, besides the two I now held.
"Wait, also... did God permit you to distribute these in our world?"
"Ehei~ Our Bo-ram worries so much. You see~ It's true that I have to be mindful of □-nim, no, God-nim? The reason is precisely for things like this~ It's like showing respect by saying 'I plan to cause some trouble now and then, so please look upon me favorably~'! Got it?"
"What in the world..."
There were too many things to stumble over, to the point I didn't even know what to say—a continuous series of such situations.
"Anyway, what I mean is, I have absolutely no intention of getting permission for every little thing, so you should know that, Bo-ram, and don't bother with unnecessary worries~ Uheh~ I'm getting sleepy~ I'll open a Gate for you, so hurry home~ Ah~ Do you want to see Bogo~? He's gotten quite handsome~"
"Th...that's okay, no thank you. I'll be going now then."
Just when I didn't know what to say, Rio-nim conveniently became lethargic, so I quietly returned home through the Gate she opened.
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.
"He's a goblin, so what does 'handsome' even mean... I am a bit curious."
I was a little curious about Bogo being called handsome, but since I was sure I'd be back here soon—whether I sought out Rio-nim or she summoned me like this time—I decided not to dwell on it further.
***
I had decided to sleep on the matters concerning Hye-eun and Tyrone and think about them the next day, but when I woke up, I found myself in the ironic situation of only being more deeply troubled.
"What should I say when I give this to her? What should I even talk about if I meet her?... Ugh, whatever. First, let's fully absorb all the es... no, the Naegong! Yes, the Naegong I received from Tyrone yesterday!"
Since it was obvious that worrying alone wouldn't solve anything, I resolved to do what I could immediately. As I returned to my male form and prepared to practice Un-gi Jo-sik, the usual Dialogue Window appeared before me.
[The scatterbrained Constellation Rio says 'Ah, right, I forgot to mention~ If you have sex with a man you've already had sex with again~ Well, the effects of Chaeyang Boeum will diminish~ but if the target is an ability user~ there might be other effects~?']
"Hey, Rio-nim!? I already have enough to worry about, could you please not add more!?"
[The Constellation Rio, who loves playing pranks on her vassals, says 'Hahaha~ No way~ Hehehe~ Here, the present I promised~']
And then, an elegantly wrapped gift dropped in front of me.
"Ah, for fuck's sake!..."
Sure enough, when I unwrapped it, inside was a dildo, identical in shape to the one I'd seen enough of last night—Rio-nim's—only differing in color. The moment I picked it up, my body transformed back into a female.
"Just a little... really just a little try, and then I'll go right back to training... Aahng♡ This♡ It's reaching... all the way to my womb♡"
In the end, far from practicing Un-gi Jo-sik, I couldn't even think about sitting properly and ended up lying back down on the bed. I spent a long time fucking myself with the gift from Rio-nim, and it was well past lunchtime before I could finally leave the house.