Chapter 85

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 85

Chapter Title: What If It Really Goes In?

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Clearly, from my memory, the twin sisters had a market value of 900,000 coins.

In other words, they were a duo worth about 900 million won.

No offense to Serena's friends, but could we really win against them in our current state?

The gap in their worth alone made me feel overwhelmed already.

'Isn't the balance totally broken here? This...'

It'd be nice if they gave us some time to calmly sort out our thoughts, but everyone was already climbing down from the carriage.

"......But why are we getting executed alongside the rebels?"

Sarika muttered while still pretending to be tied up.

"So, in the actual scenario, the thief escapes from here and gets shot dead by an arrow."

"......"

Of course.

Just because the situation was similar didn't mean things would play out exactly like the game I knew.

For one, the cast was different.

We were students from Etsol Academy here to clear this dungeon.

That meant we had to stick to our roles...

Those twin sisters probably hadn't been diving for long either.

Didn't they lack info on the current situation?

Which one was the older sister and which the younger? I couldn't tell them apart—identical blonde twins with yellow eyes.

"Oh. It's the handsome Kim Sanghyeok."

"F-Class's Onahole Man."

The adorable blonde twin sisters, Kannika and Sanbika, recognized me.

"You're not gonna execute us, right? We can't do that to fellow students."

"Yeah. Not really."

"But we're taking the rebel leader with us."

"Resist, and we'll punish you. Onahole Man."

The rebel leader was Isolde.

I glanced over at Isolde, and sure enough, she was filming me from behind.

"Hey......"

"Serena's oppa. Please save me~. If you do, I'll suck you off as thanks☆"

"Can the idol of everyone say stuff like that!?"

As soon as her broadcast line ended, Isolde turned off her phone screen and let out a deep sigh.

"Pingsol's the fairy of NTR, so it's fine."

What kind of concept was that?

Suddenly, donation messages popped up around her phone so we could all see.

"Ah~ Thanks for the 150 coins from RealMan. But for just that much, maybe I'd rather make out with alpha male Sanghyeok sunbae~?"

"......"

Saying that to someone who donated 150 coins...

A cute pink magic wand suddenly appeared in Isolde's hand.

"What's that now?"

"Donations give me weapons."

Her talent was even more chaotic than mine.

"You weren't serious about the sucking thing, right?"

"......N-No!"

This girl.

Switching between her cute broadcast tone and her usual dry one to confuse people.

Just like a seductive Pingsol streamer!

"But fighting here would be way too disadvantageous for us."

The twin sisters nodded.

"True~."

"Plus, Onahole Man Kim Sanghyeok shows up as unaffiliated?"

"I......"

"Catch that pink fluffy junior over there, and we'll let you join us. Onahole Man."

"Wouldn't you prefer siding with the pretty twin sisters?"

......The twins' side...

It tempted me a little.

"Give up! Pingsol the magical girl won't give an opening to her D-rank friend's oppa."

......If the alpha male Sanghyeok sunbae stuff was just broadcast lines, this seemed genuine.

It was weird that they weren't underestimating a D-rank like me with no shown skills and were treating me seriously.

"D-rank? Weird?"

"D-rank?"

The twins seemed to have sharp instincts.

"Sanghyeok doesn't feel D-rank to us."

"Yeah. Sanghyeok's strong. Not as much as us, though."

If only they'd let their guard down a bit.

Fighting the blonde twins here wasn't smart.

But...

"Sorry, but I can't join your side."

I drew my Glock and gripped it.

"Why? Because of Dihirit?"

"Everyone knows you two don't get along."

"That's part of it, but the biggest reason is..."

This had to be it.

I was here in Serena's place.

"Serena wouldn't abandon her friends."

"No helping it, then."

"This'll sting a little. Onahole Man."

Just as the blonde twins were about to start the fight,

a massive spire came crashing down!

"Twins! Help!!"

Dihirit's shout rang out.

Looking over, a woman with a greatsword was rampaging like a maniac.

Market value 5.11 million coins—Hilaria...!

"How's the great general so feeble! Huh? You should've made me general! You idiots!"

"Uwaaak, you crazy rhino bitch...!!"

That side was rebels too!

She seemed to be causing a perfect distraction, rampaging like a beast in her role.

Hilaria was a physical powerhouse student with a tall, solid build like a radar.

Her braided hair hung to her waist, and she smashed the spire to bits with one hand on a house-sized greatsword.

"Now's our chance!"

The moment the twins' attention shifted,

I quickly fired at the soldiers surrounding us!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

One shot, one kill!

I crisply switched targets, dropping them one by one!

Did I really ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠just do that?

Suppressing eight at once felt unreal; my hands were shaking.

If this were a PC game, it's like my aim knew exactly where to go when I moved the mouse—my body just understood.

"Using the magic wand from RealMan☆ Yap!!"

Fwoooosh!!

A 150-coin fireworks show!

Isolde swung the wand, unleashing massive flames that forced even the twins to back off from us for a moment.

With the imperial soldiers thinning out, the rebel NPCs went wild!

"Protect Lady Isolde!"

"Waaaaah!"

"This way! Charge!"

I grabbed Sarika and Isolde and ran.

We had to break out of here!

"Where do you think you're going!"

Just as the twins moved to pursue, a female warrior leaped from the ruined spire, slamming down her greatsword.

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Kuuuung!!

An earthquake-like rumble shook the ground. Then Hilaria swung her jet-black greatsword and yelled at us.

"Go!"

"Thanks, junior!"

She could turn the whole place into a wasteland alone.

Masses of imperial soldiers were swarming in. We needed an escape route...!

Sarika guarded our rear, blocking the pursuing imperials.

"Found a path yet, sunbae?"

"Lemme check!"

Path underground. Found it!

I rushed into the empty tower, pulled Sarika and Isolde inside, and barred the door.

Thud! Thud thud!

They were pounding like they’d break it down—wouldn't hold long.

We hurried down the stairs to the basement.

It led to a cave, with an iron gate locked on the passage out.

"This...! I'll check it!"

Sarika seemed to realize something.

"Lockpick on the side table. As the thief, I can use my skill to—"

Bang bang!

I blasted the lock off with my gun and kicked it open.

"This is door breaching."

The technique for smashing doors with gunfire.

Think a cute medieval lock could stop me?

Even the outside gods approve.

"Let's just focus on getting out first."

Narrowing my goal, I pulled the Benelli from my inventory.

For emergencies, I kept the chamber empty on purpose, slung it over my shoulder, and advanced with the Glock aimed forward.

Every time a goblin poked its head from the cave, I blew it away.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

When the Glock jammed on a casing, I casually swapped to the Python and kept firing.

Goblins along the way dropped without screaming.

I'd killed plenty already.

I could read all their moves.

"Sunbae..."

"What? Keep moving. I'll watch the rear."

Sarika and Isolde stared at me like I'd seen a ghost.

"......We heard you were D-rank...?"

"D-rank who shoots guns pretty well."

What was I supposed to say? This?

"No D-rank lands dozens of headshots. You're amazing..."

Isolde clung tight to my sleeve.

"Why, Isolde?"

"If Sanghyeok sunbae carries like this..."

"Carries like this?"

"I might really have to suck you off..."

Isolde's ears turned red.

"......So why are you doing this lewd degenerate streamer thing?"

"Lewd degenerate? I'm the NTR fairy providing fap material to netorare fetishists beyond the screen."

"That's lewd and degenerate!"

NTR in this day and age? NTR!

It was grotesque.

"The viewers who love NTR idol Pingsol just finished the ritual crowning you as our stream's absolute alpha male."

"I don't get a word of that....... But we can't slack off anyway."

They both nodded in agreement there.

"Let's go. I'll protect you two."

"......Uht..."

"Ah..."

Both had strange looks in their eyes.

No, I wasn't flirting with girls here, okay?

The chat window popped up around the smartphone, visible to me too.

Pew pew pew!

Donations exploded.

"Ahh. Thanks for the 50 coins from 3cmDefeatJuuji. Even if you say that, I already went kyung-kyung~."

"Hey? I said I'd ban weird talk about my friend, right?"

'Worst viewers ever...'

They enjoyed watching their fave streamer get stolen by an alpha male.

Soon, footsteps of pursuing soldiers echoed behind us.

Nothing to do but push forward.

Following the stream on the floor, with cold wind growing stronger, we ran straight through the cave until...

The exit came into view.

Two massive yetis guarded it.

Final sentries?

"Not getting through easy."

"Over there! Grab them!"

As soldiers swarmed, Sarika turned and drew her sword.

"I'll hold here!"

"Got it. Isolde, let's break through with me."

Isolde nocked an arrow on the bow from the 50-coin donation.

"What about that magic earlier?"

"Uses all used up."

"......"

Tch. Guess I'm up.

"Lure 'em one by one. I'll handle."

"You sure alone? Yetis are B-rank—really dangerous."

Was this Isolde's real self?

Without the broadcast tone, it felt off again.

"Sanghyeok sunbae?"

Big chest, pretty too.

If she didn't do weird stuff, she'd be...

No, no weird thoughts...

"Yeah. I'm good solo."

Sarika took down imperials peeking from the narrow passage one by one.

Meanwhile, I circled so the yetis wouldn't notice, waiting for Isolde to lure one out.

"Groooar!"

"That way, Sanghyeok sunbae!"

Benelli loaded with 12-gauge buckshot,

I hid behind a rock pillar, peeked out, stepped forward, and blasted the yeti.

Boom!

One shot.

A recoil unlike any rifle shook my body—totally new.

'Perfect. Got the feel...!'

Ka-chunk!

Pump action ejected the thick shell.

"Kuaak!!"

The yeti collapsed, spilling jelly from the buckshot barrage.

Shotguns rule.

Shock insufficient? Impossible.

"Become an onahole."

Before anyone saw, I turned it into an onahole and collected it in inventory.

"Next."

"Groooar!"

"Heard it! Sanghyeok sunbae! Be careful!"

Isolde shouted the warning.

I knew.

Bam!!

Buckshot barrage silenced it.

"K-Kek..."

It twitched like it could still move, but

Personality Excretion was already underway.

The yeti spilled white jelly, which I turned into an onahole and collected.

'Clean work.'

"Now let's go!"

"Yes!"

My turn to hold!

While Sarika and Isolde ran out, I suppressed the following soldiers to buy time.

"Sunbae, come on now!"

Seeing our leader escape the cave, I holstered and bolted.

Goal!

The surrounding space dismantled rapidly.

Already?

We cleared the dungeon but transferred not to reality, but a blank colorless void.

"Sunbae! We cleared it!"

"Good work. Sarika."

"You were the cool one, sunbae."

Embarrassing.

"Sorry for underestimating you as D-rank."

"Nah. Happens."

Isolde stared blankly at her smartphone.

"Big trouble."

"Why?"

"Sanghyeok sunbae saved me but I didn't suck him off—chat's flooding with hate."

"You look pretty calm for that?"

"I know how to handle pervs. Pingsol's the NTR fairy, after all."

"......"

So, really gonna bite and suck?

"Just pretend near my neck. Like this, grab like my head's cut off....... Sarika. Film this."

"Uh, yeah? Sure."

"......"

I leaned in close, and Isolde wrapped her arm around my neck, playing lovers.

"This happened 'cause you viewers didn't protect me."

Isolde slurped at the back of her own hand near my neck.

This felt kinda lewd too...

"Look at sunbae's sturdy body and shoulders. Girls are done for in a guy's arms like this. Your beer guts won't cut it."

Amazingly, no hate chat.

"Slurp. Slurp.... Sunbae. Love kissing with you..."

"......Am I kissing you?"

"......"

"......"

Isolde stared at me.

"......Not this. Want a hug instead?"

She'd said girls were done for in a guy like this's arms.

I surprise-hugged Isolde tight.

Soft breast sensation spread through me.

"Hnguk!?"

Isolde jolted, spine stiffening.

"Why?"

Squeeze...

"......Ah... Ahh... For real... what if it goes in......"

Chat updated at scary speed.

Viewer count at 5k.

"......Really... if it goes in... what......"

"This not it?"

This time, I slurped at everyone's idol Pingsol's neck.

"Hik!! Real suck tastes... Nng... Nooo!"

"Let go? She's loving it."

This the vibe?

I hugged everyone's idol Pingsol and rubbed against her.

"Nooo... Ah...♡♡ Hnng, hate the smell."

Genuine hug exploded donations to 800 coins.

"Good now?"

"......"

Released Isolde nodded, face flushed.