Chapter 82
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 82
Chapter Title: Onahole Squad
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This is pretty embarrassing.
Coming to the academy hand-in-hand with my pretty girlfriend after creampieing her mom's pussy first thing in the morning—it's a novel experience.
Something I couldn't even imagine back in my bygame days.
My hand's sweating.
"......"
I could tell Hena was shy too. The more embarrassed we got, the tighter we gripped each other's hands.
We even laced our fingers together openly.
I'm getting hard.
Even after busting a few loads this morning, this guy's got no intention of going soft.
But it's only natural for a body that has to withstand the gravity of a harem.
If I keep rubbing up against my girls' hills begging for dick relief, everyday life will become impossible.
"Hena. Didn't you say something's up today?"
2nd-year locker room.
I did a quick check of my gun's condition from my spot and asked Hena about today's classes.
"There's an exchange match."
"Exchange match?"
"Yeah. Other classes and other years are joining the exploration too."
A larger-scale dungeon exploration, maybe?
Most academy dungeons are low-rank, so I was curious how it'd play out.
By the time we reached the classroom, everyone had already headed to the indoor training ground.
"Kim Sanghyeok! Hena! Good morning to both of you?"
My second girlfriend. Yuuna greeted me with a smile.
"Good morning."
I took hold of both Hena's and Yuuna's hands at the same time.
The two of them looked up at me, cheeks flushing red.
"Let's go too. I'll explain the exchange match on the way."
"Did I say I didn't know about it?"
"You haven't done it anyway, so you wouldn't. Right?"
"Yeah, fair enough."
My dungeon wife knows me too well.
Yuuna's great points are her broad empathy and understanding. She plays along perfectly with my concept of having my entire first-year academy memories wiped out.
And she's pretty.
"An exchange match is when we gather kids from other years and classes we don't usually interact with and do a multi-dive together."
"Multi-dive?"
"Not every dungeon requires strictly 3-man squads to enter. Some have all sorts of gravity waves tangled up complexly, forming a single dungeon."
"And we all go in together?"
"Exactly. So it turns into an even fiercer contribution battle than usual."
Even fiercer than usual...
If dozens dive at once, the MVP value's bound to skyrocket.
Great chance to shake off this D-rank image?
"Kinda want that MVP."
"Me too. But it won't be easy~?"
"Don't underestimate my new weapon."
A shotgun that can fire moonlight bullets, no less.
I gestured to the Benelli on my back.
"Looks like that S-rank hunter's weapon?"
"Got some attribute lessons from him too."
"Picture perfect. Your gun skills have leveled up—no one's gonna dismiss you just 'cause you use a gun now?"
"Sanghyeok's cool."
Hena beamed.
Time to show it off properly. I did shine during the shark giant fight already,
but a protagonist hogging all the lucky breaks and stealing the show is just par for the course.
The reason I insisted on using a gun instead of, say, a baseball bat—which I probably could've managed just fine too—is simple.
This is just way more convenient.
I figure I've reached the point where I can fully leverage firearms' tactical advantages.
If push comes to shove, Personality Excretion Smash will spit fire, but basically, I plan to pull the trigger and reap the benefits comfortably.
"Hena. You okay?"
As we entered the indoor training ground, more crowded than usual,
Hena, feeling overwhelmed, stuck right to my side.
Her tits are so soft...
"Too many people... it's tough..."
Plus, with her bangs swept back, Hena—who's already busty and pretty— was drawing tons of attention.
"Our squad's getting a lot of looks."
Yuuna said.
"Heard rumors spreading behind my back that I'm two-timing."
And sure enough, whispers of "those Class F onahole party guys?" popped up.
Yuuna gave a wry smile.
"I even had the nickname Onahole Princess."
"Like it or not, we've become the Onahole Squad."
We do have an actual onahole, Kushina, as a secret member...
Not exactly wronged by the label.
We make onaholes while hunting, after all.
"The reason the Student Council President's dragging you around is that onahole-making skill, right?"
"Yeah."
Technically Personality Excretion, but to Yuuna, excretion or onahole crafting are both just deviant pervert skills,
so no point splitting hairs.
"Lots of eyes on the exchange match. Better hide it good if you're hiding it."
"Planning to. We can just earn coins with you guys."
This time, skipping the whole excreting one by one and crafting into onaholes process.
Not total secrecy, but mindset of avoiding tiring stuff.
"Seriously packed."
Lots of first-years, second-years...
What's with the black-suited guys watching from the second floor balcony?
Academy staff?
"They even brought filming gear. What's up?"
"Stardust."
"Stardust?"
"You don't know? Korea's top megacorp."
Yuuna hit me with that "You don't know Samsung?" vibe.
Seems like common knowledge in the Onahole Academy world.
"Why are corporate folks sniffing around here?"
"You been meditating in some mountain till now?"
I'd feel frustrated too if a friend asked what Samsung is.
"You'll explain nicely anyway?"
Yuuna puffed out her chest and grinned, like "Is that even a question?"
"Corporations and hunters have a super tight relationship. Can't have individuals hogging all the dungeon profits, right? So corps diversify hunter earnings, provide protection, all sorts of perks."
"Like idol agencies? They're here to scout too."
"Spot on. Probably foreign corp scouts mixed in. That's the perk of a prestigious academy."
Got it—exchange matches as a gateway.
Build power in regular dungeons, shine in exchanges, get corporate offers.
Being a corporate hunter sounds comfy in every way, and great pay.
"You become a hunter via scout, Yuuna?"
"No way. I walked into the Hunter Association on my own. Getting scouted that early is elite-tier. Usually starts with market eval."
"Market eval?"
"Scouts appraise your value. That becomes your hunter price tag."
Alphabet ranks, then numbers? Brutal.
Fine for academy kids getting graded, but body-shopping feels extreme.
Even with the romance of slaying beasts and learning skills in dungeons, Korea's cutthroat competition society doesn't vanish.
"By the way, each company's databases are public anytime. Can check whenever."
Yuuna showed it was instantly accessible.
"Here, look. I'm at 14,950 coins."
"Am I on there?"
"Not yet! Gotta hustle to get known."
I am curious.
About my peak value.
Like pirate manga bounties?
Not a perfect measure of strength, but indirect gauge of influence.
"Oh? Hena's on here too?"
"Me?"
We all zeroed in on the screen in surprise.
Hena... 57,800 coins (Note 1. Appearance exceptionally excellent)
"......"
"......"
Yuuna and I simultaneously glanced at Hena's chest.
Hena covered her breasts and hung her head.
"S-sorry..."
"Yeah... for girls, it's bust and face that matter..."
I patted the deflated Yuuna's head.
"Your face is pretty too, Yuuna. Let's show 'em properly this time."
"Hard to look pretty while rolling around fighting monsters..."
She's properly sulking now. Yuuna.
A B-rank pro hunter, losing to no-career Hena.
Bound to bruise the pride.
"To me, you always looked pretty even fighting."
"Only you, Sanghyeok...♡"
Yuuna threw herself into my arms.
Pat pat.
The stares stung a bit, but whatever.
As long as we're happy...
We're living that out.
But sucking and biting in a place like this would make us obnoxious couple.
Pull back moderately.
Serena and Stella were visible a bit farther off.
First-years too.
Ugh, Dihirit's here.
"Dihirit's market value is 210,000 coins."
"A-rank mage power?"
"Yeah. Mages get generous evals. His sister's famous in third-year too."
"I've got an A-rank mage little sister too."
Yuuna pondered briefly.
"Little sister? Oh, the blonde one? Saw her a few exchange matches, but no standout performance."
"......"
That guy's too lacking in versatility.
Probably tangled up in weird variables, couldn't show even a tenth of his skill.
"Oh, not badmouthing. Don't misunderstand."
"Nah. As big bro, I get it."
"Second-year's Kannika-Sambika sisters are here too. Way~ over there."
Twins? Too far to see well, but they're pretty, that's clear.
"The twin sisters' market value is 900,000 coins."
"Numbers jumping suddenly?"
"Spotlight squads get that."
Our Onahole Squad totals under 100k combined...
"Tons of standout rookies. Warrior Maiden「Brigid」1.13 million. Necromancer「Cybele」2.39 million. Greatsword「Hilaria」5.11 million..."
"......"
Younger than me, living in another world.
Scanning these pre-destined stars, odd thoughts bubbled up.
Back in the day, I couldn't even approach those sparkling top-value girls.
"Ah. See that tall guy? That's Vesta... market value already 8 million. Handsome, kind rep. Lots of girl fans, and that ability of his..."
I squeezed Yuuna's hand, blocking her mouth.
"Eek!?"
"Hey. Skip the guys. No guy talk."
"......"
Yuuna's cheeks flushed.
"U-uh... sorry. Sanghyeok..."
Hearing another guy from my girl's mouth boils my blood—better cut it off.
Don't care about male prospects. Skip.
Dihirit's not even that high despite his big talk.
Considering most of the hundreds here are unvalued like me, it's high, sure.
'...Gotta surpass that.'
Protagonist blood boiling.
Why am I 0 coins? Couldn't accept it.
"Ah..."
Then Yuuna's gaze got stolen by someone.
I followed it and lost myself staring too.
Among the first-years, an insanely pretty girl.
Her vibe stood out way too much, alone.
The girl in uniform with customized armor looked definitely solo, no party.
No one could approach her.
Her hair was pale red. Face perfectly balanced, total beauty vibe.
"Thought she was still on overseas expedition."
"Who's that?"
"Quintia. Daughter of the Sword Saint."
Found her market value quick in the top tier, zeros flipping fast.
"130 million coins."
Pure awe.
Overwhelming gap—not even a thought of catching up now.
How's she get that eval so young?
"......"
"Yuuna?"
"Knew her pre-enrollment... makes me nervous. She's in this exchange match."
"Talked to her?"
"......No. Just saw her sword skills and copied them..."
Like idolizing a junior?
Perception (Red)
Activated
I flinched and shut off the skill instantly.
Felt like distant Quintia turned this way.
Did she notice? Or more than that...
Her eyes were red for a split second too?
'No way...'
...Same skill!?
The one thing from En-chan that's not an「Authority」—just a high-rank skill.
No shock if someone else has the original.
Fellow Perception (Red) holder.
Quintia stared straight at me.
'...Crap. Busted.'
Play dumb, look away.
No good getting marked already...
"Sanghyeok. Prof's here."
Hena called me.
Then someone appeared beyond the open training ground door, and the whole place went shockingly quiet.
'Huh? Seridwen?'