Chapter 51
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 51
Chapter Title: The Concealing Onahole
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"I've been waiting for you."
He grins refreshingly.
I knew Yuuna would come.
The Nakamori Yuuna I know could never ignore a lonely D-rank guy like Kim Sanghyeok standing there all by himself.
"There was that whole thing earlier... You might not even show up."
"I believed you would."
And that's exactly why I like you, Yuuna.
"......"
"I said I'd take you into a dungeon."
Yuuna fidgeted restlessly with the hilt of her sword, looking a bit anxious.
"You shouldn't make promises lightly... Haa..."
"Will you help me out?"
"...Y-you... flirt!"
Ugh.
Yuuna's adorable scolding hits hard.
How can someone be this lovable? This is what a heroine is!
'Pretty girls really are the best.'
"I'm warning you ahead of time—if you try anything funny in the dungeon, I'm ditching you and leaving."
"Got it."
She's talking tough, but it doesn't feel like she hates me.
Yuuna still likes me. And I've made it clear I like her too.
The real harem game starts now.
When a guy who's already got a girlfriend suggests something as unconventional as this to a girl, of course she's going to be confused.
That's where Yuuna is right now, I think.
A lot of harem stories resolve this dilemma with sex.
Or through some shady gaslighting.
Sometimes the environment or status differences make the conflict not even arise.
I want to leave this part a little more to the heroine.
Let her think it over properly, and then...
...come to me.
"How about it? Find any good spots?"
"Let's see."
Perception (Red)
I can pick out the tastiest dungeon among the countless gravitational anomaly spikes.
Thanks to the mythic skill from the Goddess—crimson eyes.
But the artificial gravitational anomalies from the academy are low quality. The one I picked recently had some variability and ranked up to B, but
pure B-ranks are as rare as native wild honey, in my opinion.
"Today's picks are kinda meh."
The highest is C-rank.
No devil merchant appearances either.
"That's usually how it is."
Yuuna didn't seem surprised at all. She's a pro who's actually worked in the hunter industry outside the academy.
Is the academy just like a playground?
"Found a C-rank."
"Huh? C-rank is plenty good, isn't it?"
"Is it?"
"Haven't your standards gotten too high, Kim Sanghyeok?"
Maybe.
A D-rank calling C-ranks 'meh'—anyone else would think it's insane bravado.
"Our squad has Yuuna in it. We can't settle for C-rank."
"Hmph, cut the obvious flattery. You cleared a B-rank with your genius little sister."
"Hey, remember how I clung to you that day?"
I figured it'd be fine with my genius little sister along.
"That's when I realized how comfy your arms are, Yuuna."
"Even I'd struggle in a nightmare zone. Same rank, but difficulty varies depending on which outer god's influence it's under."
"Really?"
Come to think of it, that C-rank was pretty tough.
Tons of zombies too...
"You swept them solo even though you were in bad shape? Impressive for a first-year."
"Yeah! Our Stella's magic power is over 200."
"200? Whoa... no way..."
Her other stats suck, but I won't mention that.
Protect our Stella!
"That's amazing, right?"
"That's just barely over the A-rank threshold. Comprehensive A-rank is top 5% national power. Superhuman realm."
'Comprehensive A-rank...'
For our Stella to hit comprehensive A-rank,
she'd need to raise her other stats to match her magic power. Still a long way off.
But at that hunting speed, she might be flawless by second year.
'Huh?'
Stella's doing great.
The academy environment lets you face D to C-ranks daily. Pretty sweet setup.
"Am I comprehensive C-rank?"
"Around 60? Yeah, that's second-year average."
Average...
The old Sanghyeok who dumped on first-years had stats at 5.
I've caught up a ton in just a few days. Thanks to onahole money duping.
'Mother-daughter rice bowl boosted stamina by 15 too.'
The numbers in parentheses are onahole collection bonuses.
Hestia didn't give any when collected. Why?
Maybe because I didn't put her in the onahole inventory?
'...What kind of thinking is this?'
Definitely influenced by En-chan.
"Got your weapon? Let's go."
"I'll learn from you, Teacher Yuuna."
"Hmm... Something feels off~? Every word seems impure."
"Prejudice! I'm totally serious."
Dungeon entry!
Today's dungeon: Goblin Attraction.
A classic hunting spot—slaughter endless goblins in the forest.
"No dive sickness?"
"None, ma'am!"
Yuuna giggles.
"Check gear status and proceed."
"Yes, Captain Yuuna."
"I like that snappiness."
Gun inspection begins.
Rack the slide, check chamber and mag, reload.
Click, clack.
A reassuring tactile feedback flows into my palm.
My technique at 72...!!
Can goblins withstand my near-B-rank Glock?
Time for MVP!
"C-rank means goblin ranks are two steps up. Gotta watch we don't get surrounded."
I flinch.
Let her tank. Easy.
DPS stays back and controls distance.
Yuuna glances back with a playful smile.
"Ugh. I'll lead, so don't chicken out."
"Who's chickening?"
Zombie apocalypse was just a bit traumatic for academy student Kim Sanghyeok.
Yuuna crouches and advances, then stops.
"What?"
"Trap."
It's real.
A big pit trap right ahead.
"They're using their brains a bit?"
"C-rank. These goblins are sneakier."
"But they fell right into King God Emperor Yuuna's trap."
"......Stop it, I can see through you. Besides, don't you have a better detection skill than me?"
Oh, right. Wasn't even thinking about it.
Activate crimson eyes—goblin ambush points visible.
"Three on the left, four on the right."
"Dismantling the trap will draw more."
Yuuna triggers the pit, making the ground collapse...
"Kieek!"
Waits for goblins to swarm, then draws her sword.
'Waterscape Slash'
A crescent sword beam sweeps the foliage.
Shaaa!
Ooh~~.
'MVP's off the table today. Haha.'
"Finish them, Kim Sanghyeok."
"You left some alive?"
"Yeah. Gotta make onaholes."
"Oh, right."
Of course.
Having a teammate who knows my skills is great.
Couldn't explain it to Stella, so I couldn't make tons, but...
Yuuna scans for threats, then waits for my onahole processing time.
Shwooo!!
Acquired 11 standard goblin onaholes.
Acquired 『The Concealing Onahole』!
"Next. Let's go."
Goblin cave in sight.
Two guarding openly.
"Looks like two, but one's hiding. Right?"
Crimson eyes confirm.
"Yeah. Three."
"Good..."
Yuuna draws her sword again.
"Hold up."
I grab Yuuna's soft, plump thigh.
Squeeze.
"Hyah, hick!?"
Yuuna jumps.
"Y-you! Youuu! You! So my body was your goal after all...! Bringing me into a dungeon alone to do who-knows-what...!"
"Got something I want to try."
"You think I'd let you touch!?"
Couldn't touch her shoulder 'cause of the blade nearby...
I'm innocent.
Yuuna's cheeks flush as she asks again.
"Wh-what do you want to do?"
"Learned a new skill."
Called The Concealing Onahole!
"Gimme your hand."
"......"
Yuuna hands over her pretty hand with suspicious eyes.
Grab it.
The Concealing Onahole
If Yuuna counts as an onahole, this should work.
"Uh..."
Yuuna turns transparent.
Heroines are onahole material after all.
"How's it feel?"
"Kim Sanghyeok, you can do this too?"
"Just learned it."
"Nice. I'll go first."
Yuuna sneaks up on the two goblins.
Footsteps audible, but they don't notice.
Visible only to me, she signals OK from behind.
As Yuuna takes out the lookouts,
I hit the hidden goblin from behind.
"Personality Excretion Backstab!!!"
Splat!!
"Keeeek!!"
The goblin rolls on the ground, excreting jelly from my fierce front kick.
Phew.
"Become... an onahole..."
"...Idiot. Yelling like that ruins the stealth kill."
"Confirmed all three. Call it a bit of flair."
Two more excrete and onahole-ify.
Two fresh ones get!
Super bouncy?
Squeeze goblin onahole.
Squish~
"Don't squeeze like that. It's gross..."
Into Onahole Inventory.
"Learning stealth buffs too? Is onahole collector really this versatile...?"
"You'd freak if you knew about the enhancement buffs."
"......"
Yuuna's genuinely shocked.
"For real? Enhancement buffs? You..."
"Say what's on your mind."
"......Ugh. You deceiver... You're nobility for sure! You don't even need my help—who knows how many hunters want to team with you..."
"That much?"
"Stealth alone would snag you an S-rank."
Her emotions complicate instantly.
Now? Time to score points?
"Yuuna. This buff's squad-exclusive. Think I'd shake my ass for some other team?"
"......You would."
"......"
"......You've got that pretty girlfriend Hena already..."
"I don't say 'I like you' to just anyone."
Yuuna turns away, embarrassed.
"Anyway... What's the enhancement buff? When'd you learn it?"
"Golden dungeon. Onahole Enhancement skill."
"......And the one you just used?"
"The Concealing Onahole."
"Kim Sanghyeok!!"
I bolt, dodging pursuing Yuuna!!
"Kim Sanghyeok! Stop right there!"
"Not the Waterscape Slash!!"
"Kyaa! If I catch you, you're dead. Treating people like onaholes? Am I your onahole? Huh? The Concealing Onahole? Wanna die!?"
The downside of awesome onahole buffs.
Recipients' feelings get hurt.
Back at the cave, we hold a quick strategy meeting.
"Concealing Onahole plan go?"
"No. Perverted."
"Onahole Enhancement?"
"I'd rather fight normally than get boosted by some pervert skill."
"Pervert skill...?"
'...Should've kept the name quiet.'
No.
Saying it upfront turned it into fun. Hiding it might've gotten me punched.
"No side effects, right? Like turning into an onahole or something..."
"What's wrong with being an onahole?"
"......Ughhh. What if I become your onahole..."
"Wouldn't that be great?"
......Ah. Couldn't resist the sex joke.
"Can I use Illusion Feather and charge?"
"Sorry... But just once, as a test..."
"No."
......Tch.
Onahole buffs retired fastest.
Can't even use on myself. Shame.
"We can sweep this dungeon easy anyway. Ready?"
"Dye it red?"
Yuuna grins fiercely.
"Finish quick, maybe squeeze in another run?"
"Another round. Sounds good!"
Final strategy: all-out assault.
"Haaa!"
Yuuna charges the cave!
"Kiruk!?"
"Keeek! Dopita!"
"Dopitaaa!!"
Goblins swarm in!
"Back's yours, Kim Sanghyeok!"
"Yeah, got it."
Clunk.
Oh god!
Glock slide stuck back—won't return!!
"Shit...! What the hell! Captain, cover me!"
"Handle it yourself, dummy!"
Fuck this. I'm buying a revolver next!
Technique 72 betrayed me!
"Keruk!"
"Kiek!"
"Whoa, stay back!"
Goblins swarm me too. Yuuna's busy going infinite combo.
"Keeek!"
Screw it!
I swing the jammed gun like a club!!
"Personality Excretion Gunkata!!"
"Kuk!"
Goblin hit by overhead smash excretes jelly and drops.
Told you not to come.
Isabella's training comes in clutch.
Dodge goblin ambushes!
Counter with fists and feet!
"Become an onahole."
Perfect finisher line.
Dungeon Cleared
Contribution 91% MVP - Nakamori Yuuna
Other - Kim Sanghyeok
"......"
Contribution doesn't matter. Whatever.
I pulled off some cool moves too.
"Magic beast ore dropped."
"Magic beast ore?"
"Special material."
Heading to Yuuna, a fist-sized green gem sparkles brilliantly.
"Kim Sanghyeok. You don't know how to use magic beast materials, right? I'll teach you today."
"So you're staying in the squad now?"
"...Huh? Did I say I was leaving?"
I stare at evasive Yuuna.
"Figured you might if you didn't say. All that 'don't worry about me' talk."
"......Well. Seeing you, seems like you need me..."
"Sticking together? Not leaving the squad?"
"Why push for confirmation... It's embarrassing."
She keeps averting eyes, so I grab her hand.
Soft and warm—hard to believe it grips a sword.
"...Grabbing again?"
Yuuna doesn't pull away—doesn't hate it.
"Grabbing so you don't go."
"Said I'd leave if you tried anything."
"We cleared the dungeon. Didn't do it inside, so invalid."
"......"
Squeeze.
Yuuna squeezes back. Slight pressure.
Almost got hard...
Bashful Yuuna glances at me, mumbling.
"Well... that's true..."
We hold hands, waiting for dungeon demolition.
This minute of silence was the sweetest in the world.