Chapter 35
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 35
Chapter Title: I Got a Shy Black-Haired K-Cup Girlfriend!
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Lunchtime.
Today's lunch menu was piping hot rice soup, no matter what anyone said.
Chunks of meat half the size of the bowl, seasoned to taste with salt, stirred well with a spoon, and then one big slurp.
Slurrrp!
Now I couldn't stop!
"...You're not gonna spill the juicy story about the expensive pads?"
"I'm curious."
"Buy me another bowl."
"I'll get this one."
Yuuna swiped her student ID to grab the rice soup for me.
Slurrrp.
I gave them a brief rundown of what happened that morning.
"Whoa... that must've been a real disaster for her."
"Creepy..."
Stella's misfortune drew fierce sympathy from the girls.
"Has that ever happened to you guys?"
"Me? Never. I always pack extras. Guess it was her first time even exploring a dungeon for over thirty minutes."
"Probably."
Considering the academy dungeons averaged D- to C-rank,
she must've just been in auto-hunt mode normally. Releasing mana as she passed by would've wiped them out like whoosh...
She might've gotten the EXP for levels, but no real experience.
Now she barely had three clears under her belt—all of them on the bus with me, but still.
'Nah, the last one doesn't count as bussing.'
I shone pretty bright there.
Even if my shining moment was running pad errands, which kills the vibe.
"This whole thing really drove it home. Stray from Yuuna's embrace, and it's pure suffering."
"What am I, your mom? The way you say it..."
"Mom."
"Eek! Gives me chills. Cut it out. Calling a classmate 'mom'? Call me sis instead."
"Sis."
"...Ahem."
Stella needs to realloc her stats.
No, actually, I gotta help her build some real strength from now on.
Can't stand watching her strut around flashing spells only to get schooled like some eroge heroine.
"But she looks happy? Something good came out of it?"
"Guess you could say I secured peace at home."
Back to begging for meal money, but whatever.
I can earn more coins!
I've got Hena and Yuuna. My crew who're cool with Personality Excretion, no questions asked.
Of course, only on monsters.
After eating, we hit the academy's communal showers to clean up.
That's where I ran into Dihirit.
"......"
"......"
We scanned each other's bodies.
Dihirit shot me a displeased glare as he brushed past.
My victory.
When dudes are naked together, confidence speaks without words.
Whew. Feels fresh.
Rolling in the dirt all day would've left me grimy till home otherwise.
Showering at the academy ain't bad.
I discovered an unexpected downside once I stepped out.
Class F's Kim Sanghyeok has a massive dick
For real, thought it was a horse cock lol
Size? That's all show. No blood flow, it's floppy af
Even if it's flexing, try it yourself damnit
Shit I'm so jealous
No way they sell onaholes that fit a size like that on the market?
Nah you're full of shit? With that face, why use an onahole? Pussy lines would form for him
Already saw him with super hot girls glued to his side
"......"
No privacy protection!
No wonder so many guys were sneaking peeks—word about my horse-cock dick was spreading like wildfire.
Even the girls' curious stares were all over me.
Anyone see senior Kim Sanghyeok in class today?
😭😭😭 Thought I was gonna lose my mind, he's insanely hot
That senior everyone's freaking out about for his size? lololol
D-guy simps dying of jealousy lmao
Nah, Sanghyeok hates D-rank trash like you~
What the fuck you see me? I'm pretty af?
Your typing alone reeks of pig feet lmao how many hams you ate?
This place doesn't hold back.
Academy students all seem healthy, energetic, bright...
But everywhere has its sewer underbelly. Lesson learned.
People are people, anywhere you go.
'If my roommate was here, he'd be a named poster instantly.'
He'd be flaming up the boards hard.
I just lurk. Not often, but scanning through,
tons of sexual harassment comments about Yuuna and Hena who hang with me.
Stuff like "he's probably banging them nonstop already."
'Guess that's how it looks to outsiders.'
Suddenly, I wanted a girlfriend.
Perfect timing, right?
Got peace at home, growth on track, settling into academy life...
Not like I plan to marry whoever I date,
just something casual. Though how casual is casual? No clue.
My school days weren't all roses, no reference model there.
'Just dive in?'
...Is that mindset okay?
Might be unhealthier just doing lewd stuff without dating.
What if I date for real?
Kim Sanghyeok. Think he's dating Yuuna or Hena?
Neither?
A guy that hot? Plausible
'......'
Both...?
「Mmmph~. Don't just stare at Hena's tits. Look at my ass too, okay? Sanghyeok...」
「Your dick's rock hard... Like my paizuri better than Yuuna's? I'll give you tons...♡」
......Irredeemable delusions kick off.
Dating both? I haven't fallen that far.
One...
Narrow it to one.
「Oppa? What about me? Serena won't let you use her as an onahole?」
I squeeze my eyes shut.
Get out of my head! Onahole Academy demon!!
Dating my stepsis officially? That's high-level stuff too...!!
Imagine when Mom—who I've never met—comes home and sees our powdered-homewrecker mess. How'd she feel?
She'd smack my back yelling "We didn't adopt scum like you!"
Wait...
「You creampied me that much... and now you're tossing me? So mean...」
Not sure on Seridwen-sensei's speech, so imagination fills in.
'Holy...'
Might not be the time for casual girlfriend hunting.
Creampied an SS-rank hunter raw, got her on morning-after pills...
Irresponsible to just bail?
'No, but...'
It's not that I forgot Seridwen.
We just miraculously fucked once. We're from different worlds, status gap too huge...
「I'll take responsibility, sis.」
...Say something clueless like that,
and she'd snap "Who takes responsibility for who? Don't ruin my mood."
Or "Think a quick fuck makes me your girl?"
Then Hena poked her head out.
"Sanghyeok."
"Y-yeah?"
"...Something bothering you?"
"...Worries. Yeah, worries."
Hard to say.
Seeing me clamp my mouth shut, Hena angled her chest my way.
"Wanna touch my boobs?"
......
'This is an eroge, right...'
Suddenly everything felt pointless.
Mesmerized by the soft, massive outline of Hena's tits straining her uniform.
I lead her back to that spot where I trained her boobs before.
The deserted stairwell.
"Why do you keep tempting me?"
"Ahhn!"
I grab Hena's tits with both hands.
Even as I roughly knead them, she spreads her arms like it's fine if it's me.
Hena sways wildly but doesn't guard her chest.
Thrusts it out even.
Knead knead.
I grope Hena's lewd tits to my heart's content.
"What was that pic you sent yesterday? I told you pics could get you in big trouble. What if some creep tracks you down?"
"As long... as it's you seeing it..."
"What if I spread it!"
Squeeze.
Can't hold back, I grip her tits hard.
Hena flails cluelessly as I milk them.
"Ah, aaahn... Haa... Trust... me..."
"What if I blackmailed you into letting me grope 'em?"
"...You don't hafta blackmail... I'd let you anyway...?"
"......You said no to friends."
Yet she keeps sending lewd pics.
Second one was me begging to jerk off to it, sure!
Still!
"Feels like... more than friends."
"...Me?"
"I like you... Wanna stay by your side forever... I'll do anything..."
She likes me?
Yeah, duh. Why let me do this otherwise.
"Then... not just friends."
"Huh...?"
"Wanna date?"
"......"
Suddenly scorching embarrassment hit.
Even knowing Hena'd say yes, it felt weirdly shy.
Maybe shame at my own brazen assumption.
"Someone like me... if that's okay..."
...We casually started dating.
Hena... my girlfriend. These tits... this ass...
Gulp...
"Wanna touch my boobs?"
"Raw."
"Yeah, love it."
Eh, this okay?
We're dating now, right? But do I love Hena?
Like her tons. How not to love someone this pretty, sweet-scented, killer body.
Slide.
Hena undid her buttons, revealing her massive milk tanks wrapped in white lace.
All thoughts flew out.
My... girlfriend.
I shove her bra up and grab her tits.
Fingers sink right in. So soft. Nothing softer than Hena's boobs in the world.
Full indulgence mode unlocks a whole new world.
Knead knead...
"Nnh... Ah..."
Even her sweat is adorable.
"Not dating just for your body."
"Even if it's just my body... I'd be happy...?"
"Cut ties with other girls if you say."
"Why? No need... Don't. Wanna stay friends with Yuuna too..."
Damn.
Don't act so spoiled.
"Feels like a wish come true..."
Hena smiled lewdly.
"Do whatever you want... to my body..."
"......"
Hard-on with zero resistance.
I hug Hena tight from the front, still groping her tits,
tippy-toe kiss, tongues entwining.
"Lick... Smooch... Chu..."
Startled at first, but she responds quick.
Staring close-up, her pretty emerald eyes shine clearer.
Our shy, hidden gazes meet.
"Chu... Smooch... Chu... Can I... send lewd pics now...?"
"Complain if you don't."
"Chu... Kiss... Kiss..."
I rub my raging boner on her body.
Every inch lovable, fuckable, unbearable.
"Dating me was your wish?"
"M-mhm..."
I knead her overflowing tits while kissing and sucking her lips.
Give in to urges. Manhandle her my way.
"Mngh... Nng... Mmph..."
"So whaddya think now?"
"Better... than I imagined...♡"
My first girlfriend's a total perv.
Should've done this sooner. Salivating into the kiss.
"Slurp♡ Gulp, gulp♡ Mmm... Kisses... feel so good..."
Hena welcomes my pervy side.
Tongues thick and tangled, bodies pressed.
"Chup... Smooch... Chu..."
Dick throbbing bad.
Just grinding on my lewd girlfriend and holding back...
Pinch one nipple, yank her tit.
"Hyuk!"
No choice but proxy satisfaction.
Onahole Touch
"H-hng, nn, hngh... Boobs... keep feeling good... Ah... Aaaah..."
I knead Hena's tits, pushing her to massive climax.
Squeeze.
"O-oh...♡"
Hena pursed her lips in a cute O and moaned, tits gripped tight.
Clamped thighs, ass twitching as she cums from tit-grabbing alone.
No wonder she's SS-rank onahole aptitude girlfriend material.
Hike up her skirt—pussy juice leaking between sealed thighs.
Grab both tits again and knead.
Knead knead.
"H-hnnng... Ah... O... Weird... Feels too good..."
"Thrust your tits out."
"Y-yeah...!"
Like milking a cow, I seize her massive jugs and make her cum again.
Hena throws her head back, helpless.
"I'm your boyfriend now, Hena. Full service, no holding back."
"H-hee... H-hii... Too intense... Sanghyeok... Look at my tits... Hnnng...!!"
Knead, knead.
Onahole Touch on, hands roaming her tits freely.
Palm her stiff nipples, rub gently, watch her reactions.
"N, hyuk... Hn..."
Hard orgasms repeat; legs stiff, back arched.
Powerless with both tits in my grasp—super sexy.
"These insolent udders flaunting, seducing me."
"Y-yeah...! Haa... Wanted... your attention..."
"Got yourself a boyfriend with 'em. Happy?"
"Happy... Glad I was born with big tits...♡"
Squish squish.
Gentle melting caresses make her squirm her ass desperately.
What a lewd body.
"Love you, Hena."
Hug tight, kiss again.
One hand pinching and tugging a nipple, tongues dancing.
"Mmph... Hnm... Nn... Mngh..."
Hena's eyes glaze over, big ass twitching as she cums in my arms.
Easiest heroine to conquer, huh? Hena blissed out fast in my embrace.
"Sorry..."
"For what?"
"I wanna... make your hard-on feel good too..."
Hena said shyly.
"Don't know how..."
......Cough!!
Virgin innocence hits my heart hard.
Gotta treasure her...
"We'll learn slow."
"I'll study hard."
Squeeze.
Before class, one more hug with my black-haired K-cup girlfriend.
Ahh, her soft tits pressing.
Onahole Academy, godgame.