Chapter 31
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 31
Chapter Title: Tried Linking Arms with Big-Breasted Little Sister's Friend
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Stepping out of the chairman's office, the Student Council President looked oddly pleased.
"You're my first student of interest, Kim Sanghyeok. I'll remake you from the ground up."
"...What do we start with? Classes are already over."
I'll just do whatever the Student Council President says, like a loyal dog.
Eventually, it'll all be over.
"You still have to attend classes. I've already spoken to your teacher, so go join the first-years."
The first-years?
"Dungeon exploration class is mandatory. Especially for you, Kim Sanghyeok, since you're D-rank. No skipping with fake illnesses."
'Dungeon exploration...'
Looks like academy life continues as usual. Better than expected—nice and relaxed.
"I'll call you this afternoon. Be ready to show up the moment I do."
"Yes, President."
"Here's my number."
Whoa...
I naturally acquired the Student Council President's number.
This might actually be a win.
"No personal contact. Don't message me until I reach out first."
"..."
Spoke too soon.
Watching Isabella's dignified retreating figure, a flood of thoughts crossed my mind.
Student Council President of Etsol Academy and head of the Villain Correction Division. Also a famous S-rank hero in Seoul under the hero name "White Devil."
Pretty face comparable to top idol Rizna May, with a highly voluptuous figure and tons of fans. Rumors say "Student Council President merch" circulates on the workshop black market.
'Black T-back...'
My eyes involuntarily drifted to her ass.
Probably wears that instead of regular underwear since it doesn't get in the way during horseback riding or whatever...
Grab that Arrogant Student Council President's Royal Ass and Go Full Pervert Breeding♡
💋 Tip: Try using "Fellatio Anywhere"! Witness the President's vacuum blowjob show!
...
Seeing the system messages pop up like malicious ads alongside the aptitude analysis, it looked like En-chan's onahole virus had kicked off.
"Hoo, she's so arrogant. Super arrogant!"
Poof!
Our cute blonde goddess appeared, glaring daggers at the Student Council President's retreating figure.
Zap!!
"How dare she interfere with Sanghyeok-nim's ero-ero academy life! Grab that royal ass right now and give her a full pervert sex education!"
"...Do you think I'm some pervert sex launchpad?"
"You've already crossed the line! Time to ravage her nonstop, right?"
"Why...? Is there some reason in this situation that demands it?"
"Because she's arrogant!"
En-chan puffed out her chest proudly.
"...So because she's arrogant, I should grab her ass and rape her to teach her a lesson?"
"Exactly! Lucky Pervert ON!"
"No!"
Fine, her view of the President as haughty and condescending made some sense.
But how does that lead to rape? I don't get it.
Zero to sixty, jeez!
"Wha...? No pussy education...?"
"Want me to educate you first?"
"...I-I'm an unconquerable heroine!"
...She spews vulgar crap all day, but gets shy the moment she's the target. What's that about?
"En. Listen up."
"Yes? Go ahead!"
"Normal people don't think, 'That girl's arrogant, so I'll rape her to put her in her place.'"
"Hing, but Isabella's ass is amazing... I just want Sanghyeok-nim to enjoy it..."
'...How amazing is it to make her say that...'
"Swinging Lucky Pervert around with that mindset, and in a month—no, a week—all the girls around me would be onaholes..."
"Exactly~."
...
I pinched En-chan's cheek and yanked.
"Habububu. Aubu."
"What do you mean 'exactly.' You porn-addicted goddess. Get your head straight."
"Abububu. Forgiving such an arrogant pussy... You're too merciful~."
"Stop advising and go home. I'm the model student who obeys the President."
"Her student of interest, right! Bleh!"
"You!!"
I swung at the goddess sticking her tongue out, but she darted away nimbly.
Sigh.
Time resumed, and I headed back to the building for class.
The group chat was blowing up.
When are you coming! Sanghyeok~ No skipping school! I'll come to your house!
We have to go to the dungeon, but it's just us two left, ugh!
You two go ahead. Late because I had to meet the Student Council President.
(Emoji with tons of question marks) Student Council President? Isabella? Why??
...Got scolded again?
Haha.
To Hena, the Student Council President seems like someone who just scolds Kim Sanghyeok.
Well, it basically was a scolding.
Got caught with a weakness, so I have to obey the President for a while.
What!! Wh-what... Did she take naughty pics or something!?
...Why does your mind go there?
Anyway, I'm on my way now but it's a bit far. You two go on without me.
Okay
See you at lunch then!
Hm. Good.
With Hena and Yuuna gone, all the second-years have probably headed out.
The first-years might include Serena and Stella too.
I felt a slight tension entering the indoor training ground.
The girls' chatter from outside was way too loud.
Cracking the door open drew all eyes to me.
'A lot...'
Is this the whole first-year class?
Way more people than when it was just us. Nearly 200.
I headed straight to the teacher.
"You're here. I heard."
'Gotta go solo without Hena and Yuuna?'
The teacher glanced around.
I spotted familiar faces among the many juniors.
'Serena. Stella.'
My little sisters, huh. They catch my eye first.
Serena waved with a delighted smile, while Stella turned her head sharply when our eyes met.
"Teacher! Put the senior in our party!"
"We'll take him!"
"Everyone, quiet down."
I nearly died of embarrassment, like some rented mercenary on the market.
But somehow, despite being D-rank and an onahole collector, I was hot property.
"Stella, you're Kim Sanghyeok's little sister, right? Go as a duo."
"Huh?"
Stella sounded baffled.
If it weren't for the teacher, she'd have probably snapped, "No way. Not going with that loser."
But with hundreds watching, even Stella chose her words carefully.
"...Serena's here too."
It was basically, "Why him and not Serena?"
"Oppa’s D-rank, so A-rank Stella needs to escort him."
Laughter erupted everywhere.
...I'd never felt ashamed of being D-rank in academy society before,
but seeing the juniors crack up made me a bit embarrassed.
"Kyaa~ Stella's oppa is so handsome!"
"Look over here!"
"..."
Stella glared like she wanted to devour me.
Who'd have thought it'd turn out like this.
In the end, I ended up sandwiched between little sister’s friends, waiting in line.
Stella stayed far away, of course, and Serena latched on first.
"Oppa!"
"Serena..."
...Greeting your D-rank oppa so happily in front of her friends...
My heart melted.
Squeeze!
"What happened? What about your second-year class?"
"Oh. Got chewed out by the Student Council President for a bit..."
"Really? That's too much..."
Empathy level 100x.
Serena was pure "protect oppa" mode.
Warmed my heart.
Meanwhile, through Serena's uniform from this morning...
I could kinda see white panties with black polka dots and a ribbon.
'Almost force majeure, right?'
"Serena, this your oppa?"
"Whoa... He's tall."
"Super handsome..."
Little sister's friends swarmed, forming a circle around me and Serena.
"Hi, senior."
Among them, a pink-haired girl with twin tails—especially close to Serena—came to greet me separately.
"This is Serena's friend Isold."
"Oh, uh, nice to meet you."
Isold bowed politely.
...Pretty big chest. First-years are developing wildly...
"I'm Sarika. Hi, senior."
"Yeah, hi."
A healthy, vibrant red-haired ponytail girl approached me too.
She was stunning...
Three heroines in this cramped space—I'm gonna get hard without trying.
'Little sister's friends. Calm down.'
"Call me Sarika."
"Kim Sanghyeok. Sarika."
"Mhm! Oppa? Your hand's rough? Let me see."
Serena stuck to my side, interlocking fingers playfully...
Then slathered hand cream on mine.
What's fun about that? The girls beside her went "Ooh" in admiration.
Girl logic escapes me.
"Oppa has huge hands."
"Can I touch?"
"Sure, whatever..."
They touched lightly and burst into giggles.
Couldn't wipe the smiles off their faces.
I'm shocked I can make these girls happy just by existing.
"Senior! Can I ask a question?"
"Go ahead."
"You really D-rank?"
Pfft.
The bubbly question stabbed my chest.
"Don't ask that~."
"Yeah, no way a real D-rank looks like that~."
"Do you really collect onaholes?"
"I do."
"Kyaa~~."
Answering their barrage honestly, the line had already shrunk noticeably.
"I wanna go with oppa too... Jealous of Stella."
"Can't we go as three?"
"Nah, parties are already set."
"Who's it? A guy?"
"Eek!! 'Who's it? A guy?' Say it again!!"
...
Teased by the others, Serena's cheeks flushed red.
"...Going with Sarika. Not a guy."
"Hm."
"Relieved...?"
Squeeze.
Serena linked fingers with her soft hand.
I was pretty nervous someone might notice our relationship wasn't normal.
"Relieved."
"Our turn. Be back soon. Always stay cautious in the dungeon?"
"You too, Serena."
Sarika and Serena headed off.
The horde of girls dispersed into the dungeon as their turns came,
leaving the training ground sparse here and there.
"..."
Little sister's friend, pink-haired Isold, stared right at me...
"Wh-what?"
"Can I shoot a short?"
...Bold heroine.
Totally unexpected request.
"Out of nowhere?"
"Just a sec."
"...Fine."
Little sister's friend, so whatever...
She prepped her phone quickly, attached it to a selfie stick, extended it long, and linked arms with me.
...Little sister's friend's boobs pressed against my arm!
Rub rub.
"Peace~. Seducing Serena's hot oppa with my chest~."
Squish squish.
...
"What kind of short is this?"
"'Linked Arms with Friend's Bro When She's Away'."
"Views-crazed, huh?"
Wonder what Serena will say when she sees...
"Thanks for the collab."
"...Go on in."
Now, time to face the final boss.
Stella, leaning against the wall, bristled as I approached.
"...What? You were grinning like an idiot, loving it. Why not die happy, oppa?"
The familiar vibe made me smirk reflexively.