Chapter 227
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 227
Chapter Title: Goddess's Gift (Really Good Stuff)
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After parting ways with my girlfriends for a bit, I headed to the academy shower room.
Just then, Dihirit—buck naked—approached me with a smug, eager look on his face, like he'd been waiting for this moment.
"What, you think you can win here?"
Even while pounding cushions, I can win, right?
"Next time, no invisible onahole."
"Nope."
"Don't you think ganging up is cowardly?"
"That's my ability."
I lathered up a ton of shampoo foam while checking myself in the mirror.
"You two fighting again?"
Guman had taken the stall next to mine.
"It's not fighting. This guy's just clinging to me one-sidedly."
"Kim Sanghyeok, you're seriously stacked."
"This fucker's dick is fucking huge too. Shit, is it even human?"
Hmph...
Do guys really speak with size?
Truth be told, rigidity matters more than size, but who cares about that?
In the male world, visible size is king sometimes.
"That's why I have multiple girlfriends."
Guman let out a sigh.
"Handsome face, huge dick, top grades... What are we supposed to live on?"
"We?"
Dihirit glared at Guman, eyes blazing.
"Entrance Guman. You lumping me in with you?"
"You got cut too, Dihirit. At Sanghyeok's line!"
"Puhahaha!"
"Fuck, don't laugh! Kim Sanghyeok!"
Hey, why me?
I just laughed because "cut at Sanghyeok's line" was funny.
"Size aside, you lost one-on-one."
"Size goes without saying, but one-on-one, girlfriends—you lose everywhere."
"G-Girlfriends? If I wanted, I could!"
If you want a girlfriend, stay far from the eroge protagonist like me and aim below average. That's the straight path.
No reason to teach them out of loyalty, so I kept it to myself.
Do they know the odds of a pretty heroine dating Dihirit or Guman without going through me first are basically zero?
"Sanghyeok, teach us how to get girlfriends. Can't be just swinging your dick around."
...Hyejeong came to mind.
"There are cases like that."
"For real? Even if you whip it out, no arrests?"
"Size isn't everything. What really matters is..."
As I trailed off,
Dihirit and Guman pretended not to care but perked up their ears.
The moment everyone's attention peaked at 100%, I smirked and said,
"Your face."
"......"
"......"
No room for rebuttal, right?
I shaved cleanly, grooming my handsome face that even impressed me.
That's why girls fall for me.
The huge dick is basically the wedge.
For heroines already buzzing to the honey of my looks, it's the spike that seals them in.
Being handsome with a big dick is ideal even in pure love, so among En's gifts, my appearance satisfies me most.
"I'm heading out first."
I toweled off, dried my hair, and checked the mirror.
Hmm, damn handsome.
"Sanghyeok, want a boiled egg?"
I didn't say some lame loser line like 'I need lunch.'
"I'll take the soda."
"Dihirit, come too."
"Why should I..."
Dihirit grumbled but sat in the break room chair anyway.
We each peeled the eggs the others handed us and ate.
"Where's the salt?"
"Here."
Mmm... delicious...
Maybe because I used my body a lot this morning, it tastes even better.
"You two both want soda?"
"Milk for me."
Dihirit muttered.
"Soda upsets my stomach."
I paid at the vending machine with cider and milk in hand.
"Thanks for the errand, Kim Sanghyeok."
"Nothing for you?"
"I'm the one getting served. You guys buying is natural."
"Fine. Eat up."
I smirked as he chugged the milk I handed him right away.
"Fuck! What the hell is this!"
"What else? Mint choco milk."
"Who the fuck drinks mint choco milk with eggs?"
"Dude, you curse nonstop. Check the carton. Says 'Fantasy Pairing'."
I burst out laughing mid-sentence, doubling over.
"You fucking asshole... Entrance Guman! Why are you laughing?!"
"Whoa, mint choco milk sounds good."
"Gimme your soda."
"No way!"
Dihirit snatched my cider and gulped it down.
Gulp.
"You lipped it, so finish it."
"Suits me fine."
"I'll have mine with milk."
Finally, I pulled out the hidden white milk and savored it.
"You sneaky fuck..."
"Ah, so good. Boiled eggs go with white milk."
"Got one for me?"
"Yup."
Another milk appeared.
"Y-You..."
Dihirit gaped, unable to keep up.
"What? Want it? Here."
"...Nah."
Whew, refreshing.
Prestigious academy means money poured into comfort everywhere.
And student ID coins pay for anything—super convenient.
After showering with the guys, we parted wordlessly, each to our paths.
I sat in a rec room chair, reading a book while waiting, and soon Hena and Yuuna came right over after showering.
Ah, lovely scent wafting.
Hena's skin glowed even fairer, moisturized.
"Wait long?"
Yuuna shyly asked, brushing back her damp hair.
"Like 10 minutes? Not really. Let's eat."
"Yeah!"
Lunchtime—now routine—on the way to the cafeteria.
Academy's huge, so travel time factors in, making lunch way more relaxed than my pre-possession school days.
Like 1 hour 30 minutes?
Enough to eat out if I wanted.
But no need.
The on-site cafeteria is top-notch. From rest stop grub to sugary cafe drinks girls love—all stocked.
Yuuna saw me picking on the kiosk.
"...Wow, not even checking prices anymore?"
"Why bother? Heh."
Onahole rich mindset.
Even after retiring Mom Hyejeong and covering little sisters' tuition, my coin pouch stays full.
"I'll get yours too. Order."
"Pork stir-fry!"
"Gochujang bibimbap."
"Then shrimp tempura, pork cutlet for me..."
Varied menu, but we always end up with the usual.
"Yuuna, pork stir-fry?"
"Yeah, looked tasty when you had it before."
"Hena, bibimbap..."
Good enough.
We grabbed seats and waited.
Soon, I piled heaps of fresh-fried shrimp tempura on Hena's bibimbap first.
"Hena, you killed it. Eat up."
"Th-This much?"
"I had eggs in the shower."
"Ah!"
Yuuna's eyes widened.
"We were eating together! Not fair~!"
"Just a bit. A bit."
Like five, actually.
Yuuna smiled brightly at Hena.
"Here, some of my pork too. You did great, Hena."
"Ehehe... Thanks."
Yuuna piled on sides too.
Hena shyly hunched her shoulders, unsure.
With eggs deducted, Hena's feasting today.
"I got robbed by that redhead junior."
"You did great too, Yuuna."
"The end was so embarrassing! She's too strong, right?"
"Haha."
Yuuna channeled rage to appetite, chowing down fiercely.
I wiped sauce from her mouth with a wet wipe.
"Slow down. Not stealing it."
"She said eat a ton! Watch, I'll bulk up thiiiis much, boobs thiiiis big..."
"That work?"
Hilaria's tits and ass are genetic.
No average girl matches that.
"But you're more feminine than Hilaria."
"So what? In this rough hunter world."
"Key mom material."
"......"
Yuuna chewed her food with a flushed face, swallowed, and said,
"Yeah... that."
Seemed calmer.
"But I'll keep getting stronger. Not retired yet."
"Mm."
Everyone's motivated.
Time for stat pumping? Best for quick gains.
'Haven't seen that devil merchant lately.'
Just business...
No regular contact,
sell onaholes when we meet, that's it... but.
'Might need a steady route.'
Watching them hunger for growth got me thinking.
Earnings solid, academy life smooth.
But with the president eyeing me personally, bigger missions ahead...
'En won't handle that part.'
She'd want deviant sex to breakthrough crises.
So the villain really troubling me? Likely big-titted pretty villainess.
'Hmm...'
...Personality Excretion.
Need to amp it up?
Fists beat guns for accessibility.
But I'm no effort grinder like Isabella—making fists stronger than bullets is nonsense.
Plus, that strong? No need for Personality Excretion.
What I need isn't one-punch KO 'power',
but shock to rattle tough foes.
Just that—no raw destruction needed.
Since Personality Excretion handles the rest.
Recall the formula: Shock x Excretion = Jelly splurt.
No 'shock', weak excretion, no jelly splurt.
"What're you thinking?"
Yuuna said. Hena peeked up too.
"Ways to get stronger."
After eating, spare time.
"En!"
I called En-chan.
"Yesss~! Sanghyeok-nim, what's up? Your deviant goddess En-chan appears!"
"I've got over 100 acknowledgments, right?"
"Yes! 109 acknowledgments!"
"Thought of something I want."
En tilted her head innocently.
"Ehh? Already gave you the super-cheat deviant authority 'Booboo Milk'."
"Don't need that."
"Eeeh..."
"You're like an outer god in this world, right?"
En flinched.
"Y-You studied that far already...!!"
"What do you take me for? Not know basics? Idiot?"
"Thought you'd be lost in Onahole Academy's pretty heroines, just thinking cum cum."
"......"
Half right.
"Am I, or not? Outer god."
En's face hardened coldly.
"Don't say that."
"Huh?"
"Don't call it outer god."
"O-Oh, got it... En."
Did I hit a nerve...?
"Anyway, 100 stacked, so one wish granted! Anything. Cute kiss from me?"
"Gimme a mana staff."
"......"
"......"
Don't underestimate a gamer!
"Sanghyeok-nim, no romance..."
"Skip the cheap mana staff. Just the best one. You stop time often."
"Well, originally goddess of time and fate..."
"Pardon?"
"Huh?"
From lofty goddess to eroge? Why?
"Why switch from big corp to small?"
"What?! Eroge goddess is great too!!?"
"No..."
Choked.
What? En-chan...?
Delusions of being En's parents unfolded.
'Dad, wanna change jobs.'
'Do whatever, sweetie.'
'Quit time/fate goddess, make smutty eroge as eroge goddess♡'
"......"
Dizzy.
"If I weren't top goddess, how'd I hustle those amaaazing authorities to you? Low gods couldn't."
"Y-Yeah... impressive..."
Such great authorities...
Used for eroge...
Truly impressive...
"Anyway, you want mana staff infused with my authority?"
"Yeah."
"Hmm. Not free."
"Book next time for mind-blowing deviant Personality Excretion sex."
[All 「OK」 stacks consumed]
[Acquired 『Panorama of Time Flow』!]
Panorama of Time Flow
SSS+ Rank
A mana staff of unbelievably high purity. Inconceivable power dwells within.
"Ta-da! Not as good as deviant authority, but whaddya think!"
"You're a real top goddess. Love it... Perfect! Should've given this ages ago... Damn."
What can I make with this?
Imagination already running wild.
"...「Booboo Milk」 is even greater..."
Huh?
En pouted, sulking.
She got jealous seeing my eyes light up at the staff.
"......"
I stroked her head, pondering.
"N-Nursing handjob play too. Booked!"
"For real!!?"
En sparkled, clinging to me.
"With busty pretty big sis for nursing handjobs!!?"
"Stack more acknowledgments, open shop. Got it?"
"Yes!!"
Phew.
Easy to soothe.
She beamed pushing deviant tastes on me.
But sulks cute when I look elsewhere.
"Normally can't just give this... Ehehe. For stacking 100 acknowledgments enjoying Onahole Academy deviant sex... My gift to you!"
"Thanks, En."
My possession was an accident.
She meant someone else, regrets it—hence the cheats.
From eroge noob to immersed in this world.
What's our bond now?
Soon I'll know. Till then,
keep living as this cute, lovable goddess's deviant protagonist.
That's what I thought.