Chapter 219
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 219
Chapter Title: Hawa and the Bishoujo President, Fans of Personality Excretion (2)
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"Could you come this way, please?"
"……."
"You can open your eyes now. Mr. Kim Sanghyeok."
"……."
No way.
I don't want to see it…….
The intimate onahole aptitude and underwear details of the female president I've never met before, and more!
I don't want to see that kind of private info!
"E… En…! Help me."
En! Help me!
Come out with time stop and do something, anything!
Please!!
"En? Who's that?"
"……."
Uwaaaah!!
You damn perverted goddess! You don't show up only at times like this!
You said you'd help when I asked!!
"The princess is asking. Answer her."
"Don't scare him, sir."
"……."
Ugh! Krugh!!
"Can't I talk with my eyes closed?"
This bullshit line made even me dizzy just saying it.
I'm clearly freaking out from this unexpected meeting with the president.
"Pft, hehe……."
However….
The result of my clowning around wasn't a total disaster.
She laughed at my antics.
Just that melted my heart a little.
How long have I been dating a girlfriend like Isabella, and here I am eyeing another top-tier beauty?
Is this the instinct of any creature with a dick? It's depressing…….
"Do you know where the chair is?"
Ah…….
Her voice is so pretty too.
"Come forward. Yes. One step. One step……."
"……."
I walk straight ahead with my eyes fixed forward. I've already glanced around enough to know where the chair is.
I stagger past the bodyguard and step forward.
I feel the cool terrace breeze brushing my cheek.
"Take a few more steps. Forward."
"Ah…."
My sense of direction is all messed up.
I've completely lost track of where I am.
While doing this 'blind experience' and slightly stumbling, someone gently grabs me.
I have no choice but to open my eyes.
Because the elegant her was standing right in front of me while I was blindly clowning around with my eyes shut.
"Right here."
Eunseo….
So her name is Eunseo.
I open my eyes wide and look down at her pretty face.
"Can you stop closing your eyes now?"
"……I've already seen everything."
I stare blankly at Eunseo's pretty face filling my vision.
Eunseo's cheeks flush slightly too.
Uh……?
What's this feeling like our goodwill connected?
Ah. Right, I'm a handsome guy?
I've spent so long in galgames that I'm not used to it. Staring openly at such a pretty girl on first meeting and getting eyes full of affection back.
It's more fantasy than the eroge for me.
"Have a seat?"
"Y-Yes…."
I sit down under the piercing gaze of the middle-aged bodyguard with short hair and scars on his face.
"Tch. Young kids these days flirt in all sorts of ways……."
"Sir!"
"Princess. Don't go easy on him just because he's your alma mater junior."
Alma mater junior……?
"Y-Your Excellency went to… Etsol Academy too……?"
Eunseo's eyes widen.
Her look said, 'You didn't know that?'
"Ah, I'm… Kim Sanghyeok."
"Mr. Kim Sanghyeok, you don't know me?"
"I-I've been shut away as a hikikomori with my heart closed off for a few years."
I sold out (old) Sanghyeok a bit to rationally explain my ignorance.
He's an erased, non-existent protagonist anyway…… I can sell him out as I please.
Considering how much I suffered early on because of that human trash backstory, this is fair compensation.
The problem is….
Saying that with (new) Sanghyeok's face makes it look 100% like a lie.
A face born to be loved, and hikikomori?
It's not that only ugly people become hikikomori,
But exceptionally handsome and pretty people inevitably face fewer of the world's hardships…….
In other words…… Terms like hikikomori, loner, complex don't fundamentally match.
Claiming it yourself might make others think, 'What? Is he joking?'
"I see. So you've decided to open your heart and come out now?"
……But.
Her Excellency straightforwardly believes my hard-to-believe story and smiles.
"……Y-Yeah. Can I ask one thing…?"
"Go ahead."
"Are you really the president?"
"Pft……."
Ah, I made her laugh again.
Even my cheekbones lift.
The 'sir' bodyguard who's been called that keeps giving me an annoyed look,
Yeah, I'm ignoring you.
What are you gonna do? What can you do!?
I'm gonna flirt with the new heroine!
"Yes. I'm Korea's 24th president, Go Eunseo. Surprised because I'm young?"
"Ah…. Y-Yes……."
Even here, a young president is unusual, huh.
I'd been auto-localizing it in my brain because it's an eroge.
But a young president who's also gorgeous? That's impossible outside eroge.
'I love eroge…….'
Pretty is best, no matter what.
Korea's president is a top-tier beauty?
Possible in baseless eroge. Do whatever you want!
"I went to Etsol Academy too, and I'm in the same class as Seridwen."
"Ah! I know."
She's the same age as Professor Seridwen, huh.
So real age mid-20s?
I thought a mid-20s professor was weird, but now even a president? No words left.
Plus, according to her onahole aptitude, Go Eunseo is an S-Rank Hunter too.
Impressive.
Forget stuff like
"Subtly proud pussy"
or
"Rape-optimized sweet pussy."
I also erase the pink underwear info from my brain. If I keep staring at her white mini-dress, I might imagine it showing through,
So I run my mental cleaner busily.
"How do you know Seridwen?"
"Ah……. Well, you see…."
Should I say I learned of her by chance on TV……?
My relationship with Seridwen isn't set yet. Acquaintance at best. Acquaintance and guardian……?
Sounds weird. Calling her my girlfriend would be odd too.
"Actually, I looked you up in advance."
Eunseo said apologetically.
"Sorry. As you know, there was no data on you anywhere…."
"I understand."
"You're honest, Sanghyeok. Talking to you, I get why Isabella trusts you…. I felt guilty testing you……."
"……."
So she was probing with prior info on me.
"Sorry for not living up to expectations…."
"No! It means I see you as trustworthy. So…… I want to entrust you with a task."
"Her Excellency entrusting me personally?"
Me, a D-Rank sidekick?
No, she investigated, so she probably knows the truth about the incident?
……Yeah, that's it.
"I called you here to give thanks. On behalf of all citizens, thank you for the Jenovia matter."
Eunseo bows her head.
So this is what flattered feels like……!!
"P-Please lift your head!"
"Here's the reward list. It's woefully inadequate compared to what you did…."
"Isabella caught her, I just watched…."
Eunseo smiles faintly.
She knows everything…. Already….
As much as she knows about me, my reaction just now confirmed it for me too.
'The nation wants to recruit me……?'
This might be a crisis…….
I envision myself collapsing from overwork forever by her side.
"Isabella doesn't see it as her achievement."
"……."
「Publicly」
Jenovia was publicly defeated by Isabella…….
But actually, it was handled by Collection-chan. Seridwen saw, Isabella saw.
I don't know how it reached the president.
Maybe politely decline the scout…?
If I end up handling national projects or whatever…….
My hand trembles holding the teacup,
"I-I'm a fan of Onahole Man."
I nearly spit out what was in my mouth.
"Kuhk! *Cough*!"
"Oh dear, are you okay?"
"……A-Ah, yes…."
She shows me her phone with a bright smile.
"It's the trend these days. #PersonalityExcretion."
"A-Ahem……."
"Or Jelly Guy? Personality Excretion Hero?"
"……."
Even the president heard it.
What the hell is the Blue House Chief of Staff doing…!!
"I've fully grasped your abilities, Sanghyeok. I won't ask anything unreasonable."
Saying that but you'll ask something unreasonable….
No good. I can't just lose initiative and get swept along.
No matter how pretty a high-ranking lady……!!
"Are you really my fan?"
"Pardon?"
"If you're really my fan……. Prove it."
"Ah!"
How do you prove being Onahole Man's fan?
"Come to think of it, we need to do the 「belly slap」 first, right?"
"Pfft!!?!?!"
After Personality Excretion small talk,
Now even the famous 「belly slap authentication」 from Onahole Man fan meets…!!
Eunseo giggles seeing me flustered.
No, she's way ahead…. Not the head of state for nothing!!
"Shall I bare my belly? Want to belly slap?"
"……N-No…."
How could I, Your Excellency…….
As Eunseo starts to stand, I hurriedly stop her.
"I believe you! I believe you're a fan!"
"I wanted a belly slap from you, Sanghyeok…."
……Why is my dick getting hard? Am I crazy?
"What task did you want to entrust…?. Let me hear it."
"Could you investigate the Forbidden Zone?"
As expected, not ordinary….
"Isabella said to avoid it…."
"Yes, civilians should steer clear. Even most heroes don't get entry permits. It's a hotbed of villain crime."
"……Why send me there?"
"Recently, powerful anomalous gravity wave reactions were detected there. The NIS and Hero Association suspect villain alliance activity."
And it looks insanely dangerous?
"……Doesn't seem like something my abilities can handle."
"Just participate in the outer perimeter investigation. It won't be hard."
"Outer perimeter?"
"Yes. Isabella and Angel One Squad will handle infiltration. Anomalous gravity waves might ripple out to the perimeter like aftershocks……."
…….
Dungeon festival incoming? Sounds tasty?
"What do you say?"
"Can I join as an academy squad?"
"Yes, if they're teammates you trust."
"We're Ona……. Ahem. We'll join as my squad."
Can't say Onahole Squad in front of the president.
Did I name it wrong? Right as I think that.
"You're in the Onahole Squad, right, Sanghyeok?"
You know all my info…….
When did she dig it up….
'Well, it wasn't exactly hidden….'
"I'll inform Isabella of the detailed schedule."
"Yes."
Feels like direct presidential command, kinda nice…?
"I'll live up to expectations!"
"Please do. And thank you again for handling Jenovia."
"It's an honor."
After finishing business and leaving the VVIP room,
Isabella was waiting outside.
"Talk done?"
"You could've warned me. That I was meeting the president……."
"Her Excellency's movements are classified. Can't speak of them lightly."
……I see.
That's how this world is. Feels like someone might be targeting us.
"You heard the explanation?"
"Yes. Something about investigating the Forbidden Zone……."
"Yeah. Right after telling everyone to stay away from that dangerous place, this happens."
Even better.
"Guess I'll have to protect Isabella now."
"What are you saying…. I'll protect you…."
I eye Isabella's white pants ass and grab it slyly.
Isabella flinches and trembles but doesn't shake off my hand.
I knead her soft, big ass, fingers digging toward her pussy, and she snuggles into my arms instead.
Squish…. Rub…….
"Ngh…. Haa…."
"Let's do it together, Isabella."
"Got it…. Yeah…. *Smack*……."
We naturally kiss.
Love-love with the silver-haired big-tits student council president…. Insane flex…!
Isabella desperately sucks my tongue while clinging.
"I'll…. Ngh…. Protect you……♡"
She whispers while gently rubbing my erection.
"Handle this first."
"……Ah…."
Isabella wraps her arms around my neck, kissing while grinding her body against my dick.
Kuh…… Big mood…!
"*Smack*… *Slurp*……."
"Lick lick…."
While kissing outside the academy, we hear a 'vroom' as the VVIP car passes by, and we both hastily pull apart.
"A-Ahem!"
……Did she see? Probably saw while passing.
She already knows I'm dating the president, but….
Realizing we overdid it outside, my cheeks burn.
"Sh-Should we head back?"
Isabella barely says in her flustered voice.
……Cute!
"Yeah."
Reluctantly parting from the council president and heading back,
I spot an unfamiliar girl's back in the club room.
……Ponytail?
Who was it…?