Chapter 176
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 176
Chapter Title: High-Class Personality Excretion Club
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Lunchtime.
After touring the dorms, I headed back to the classroom.
That Isabella is my girlfriend. Honestly, I can't stop grinning—it's like, is this level of happiness even allowed?
"You seem pretty chipper."
The Onahole Squad had gathered at the cafeteria today.
Hena and Yuuna were stealing glances at me.
"Feelin' great."
"Who is it? Some cute first-year?"
"Cute? They're all cute."
"……."
Yuuna narrowed her eyes.
"Yuuna's the cutest in second year."
"Then who's the cutest in first year?"
"My little sisters."
"……Doesn't seem like you're in a good mood from meeting your sisters. Hmm. Third year?"
Haha. Is it that obvious?
I shrugged while slicing into my pork cutlet at the student cafeteria.
"Maybe?"
"Maybe?! Gasp!! The Student Council President!?"
"Heh……."
"No way…! Her?"
My girlfriend. Isabella.
Just saying that could earn the envy of every guy in the academy, but I'm not about to broadcast it.
I'd probably get stabbed if I bragged right now.
"Ugh…… I'm totally getting left in the dust…."
"Number 7 must be a special digit after all. Luck follows you."
"……Did you two get all cozy with the Student Council President this morning?"
"Right now, I'm cozy with Yuuna."
I picked up a piece of pork cutlet and fed it to her.
"……Mmph."
Yuuna shot me a grumpy look but still ate it.
"Sanghyeok. Here."
"Slurp."
I also slurped up the udon Hena had portioned out into a mini bowl for me.
After that heavy breakfast this morning, lunch was just okay. Purely for filling the tank.
But pork cutlet never fails.
"Try my tteokbokki too."
"Thanks."
Time for our ritual side dish swap.
We took turns trying a bite from each other's picks, savoring the moment.
Yuuna looked lost in thought.
"So, what’s the Student Council President up to now?"
"Hero work."
"……Again? Even after taking down Xenovia, no vacation?"
"If anything, she's on even higher alert than usual."
Something about an S-rank villain on the move.
Best not to worry them with those details. Don't want to scare them too much.
It feels like just yesterday Yuuna was teaching me B-rank pro hunter basics, but now...
My petite girlfriend looks so fragile, I don't want to let her out of my sight anywhere.
"Yuuna…. How do I handle someone this tiny and cute? You too, Hena."
"…Was the pork cutlet bad or something?"
"Sniff…. Look at these slender arms. Want some more?"
"Hey! I'm plenty strong, even if I don't look it."
I grabbed Hena's shy hand tight. She flinched, peeking at me nervously.
So cute….
"Let's check out the club room before class starts."
"Club room? Oh, you got permissions? C or B rank?"
"B."
"Whoa, nice~."
Etsol Academy's campus has all sorts of buildings.
I've even been to the underground workshops, but I've only walked to about 20% of them myself. Especially the ones third-years use—total mystery.
"Over there?"
"Yup."
"Great view too. You scored a prime spot."
According to Yuuna, academy club rooms go up to SS-rank, with some royal-suite-level spots reserved for VIP guests.
"What's that like?"
"No idea…. It's not like you can YouTube it for reviews. Supposed to be like a full-on hotel. They take over an entire building…."
"……An entire building."
That's impressive.
"We're not taking a whole one, but the room next door's empty, so it'll feel like we have the place to ourselves."
"Let's go!"
I led my two girlfriends to the club building.
The door to the Inbaedong room creaked open, and Yuuna let out a gasp.
"It's huge!"
"About 15 pyeong, I'd say."
"We can use it?"
"We? Only members of my club."
"What. What club are you even starting? I'm in the movie appreciation club right now, so I can switch."
Movie club? Sounds sweet.
"Hena?"
"…Anime appreciation club…."
…….
Call it what it is, but a prestigious academy doesn't mean everyone's in elite clubs.
"What's this one's deal?"
"Personality Excretion Club. PersEx Club for short."
I came up with a club fitting Etsol Academy's prestige.
Yuuna, checking the windowsill, turned to me.
Hena too.
"……."
"……."
"PersEx Club."
I repeated it, thinking maybe they didn't hear.
"Sounds like something a lunatic made…."
"That's the best part. Not just anyone can join!"
"Wow…."
Hena forced a smile but ended up looking away.
"Why!!"
"Well, no one's gonna apply…. To a club with a name that nonsensical…."
Right then, the door opened.
"Um, is this the Personality Excretion Club?"
"Pardon?"
A first-year girl poked her head in.
"Eek! It's Senior Kim Sanghyeok! Can I join the Personality Excretion Club?"
"Uh, no. We haven't even started recruiting…. Haven't officially formed it yet."
"Interview? Do I qualify if I get personality excreted?"
"……."
…A club you join by getting personality excreted? Where'd that vicious rumor even start?
"Hit my stomach, please! It's okay if it's you, Senior Sanghyeok!"
"No stomach hits! Junior!"
I grabbed the hand of the cute underclassman trying to lift her uniform.
"Aren't you the Onahole Man senior?"
"Yeah, but…."
Where do I even start explaining?
After all my fan service belly punches, who am I to deny it?
This isn't that kind of place?
We don't do that here?
"Head back for now, junior. I'll hit you up later."
"Aww… Okay……. Call me when you get members!"
I even got her number… nameless junior.
I opened my phone.
[Isabella]
Left the club registration to Evangeline.
Should be processed by end of day.
[Isabella]
But she asked what Personality Excretion Club even means.
"……."
So that's how the rumors spread….
[Kim Sanghyeok]
At least tell her the qualification isn't 'get personality excreted'.
"What happened?"
Yuuna asked.
"Anyway, PersEx Club's official now. Wanna join?"
"…Do we have to be cute for it?"
Hena tilted her head.
"Hold on. Personality excretion—can we really toss that term around so casually like it's harmless? I'm still not used to it…."
"Hm. Not totally sure, but the alert level's dropped. They're saying go ahead and research it."
"……."
I squeezed Yuuna's hand.
"I don't wanna!"
"Personality excretion…!"
"Kyaaah~!"
I chased the fleeing Yuuna from behind.
"Personality excretion!"
"Nooo!"
Caught her in ten steps. Hugged her tight from behind and smooched her nape.
"Personality Excretion Hug."
"Ah…! You scared me……!"
"I, I……."
Then Hena dropped a dangerous confession.
"Might wanna try it once…."
"……."
"……."
Personality excretion. What even is it?
I've used it plenty, but it's still shrouded in mystery—more like tainted by En-chan's pervy twisted content.
"Yuuna, ever read any wuxia stuff?"
"Yeah, webtoons."
"They've got those forbidden martial arts manuals, right? Learn 'em and you get corrupted by evil power but gain insane strength……."
"Teach me!"
Yuuna's eyes sparkled.
"Gotta learn it."
Our class rep's harboring some risky dreams….
"Ah. What's so risky about it?"
"The more you use it, the more of a massive perv you become…."
"……."
"That's personality excretion."
"……Well. Is that bad?"
Yuuna's cheeks flushed.
"I, I like pervy Sanghyeok…."
Something in this room must be magic. Already buzzing from the Student Council President's thigh squeeze,
and now my girls are fired up too.
Sunlight pours in great, and with the three of us in uniforms hanging out, skipping class feels fun just breathing.
"Yuuna~."
*Rub rub.*
"Were you here with the Student Council President by any chance?"
"……."
How'd she know?
"Look. Stain on the floor."
"……."
A damp spot lingered on the floor.
"We met up here."
"Mmm."
"So what're you gonna do about it?"
I clung to Yuuna from behind.
"What can I do besides Yuuna liking me!"
"Ugh… Urgh… Cheater…. Keep shoving that handsome face in my business? You…."
"Hena, c'mere too."
"Kyaa…."
I groped Hena's breasts.
Before we knew it, lunchtime flew by while the three of us fooled around.
"You're both joining PersEx Club, right?"
"Well……. Anywhere you are. If it's your club."
"P-people… don't let it get too crowded, okay…."
Hena smiled awkwardly while I fondled her breasts.
"Ah. Gotta tell everyone."
"Eek!?"
I ignored Hena's plea lightly.
She'll warm up to people once she gets to know them.
[Kim Sanghyeok]
Got the club room.
[Sarika]
Oh, really? Confirmed. I'll come see you, senpai.
[Isolde]
Congrats, Sanghyeok senior.
[Cybele]
Congratulations.
Ooh. A bit more waiting, and Hilaria's message popped up too.
Word spreads fast among classmates.
[Hilaria]
When sex hubbie
This girl's talking sex like ordering soup from her auntie….
[Brigid]
(Congrats emoji)
Yuuna peered at my phone with me and said,
"Lots of girl chats."
"Pfft. Who cares about that? I'm with you right now."
"……You've gotten smooth."
Practice makes perfect with this stuff.
Doesn't even faze me anymore. Instead, a kiss on Yuuna's lips, one on her nape.
I soothed her unease with kisses.
Yuuna mumbled, face red.
"For club activities together… gonna need to bring all sorts of stuff."
"Whatever you like."
"Sanghyeok. Can I bring my Daisun goods?"
"Hm…… Just what fits in the display case?"
I'll leave filling the room to them.
Me? Eyeing an even better club room.
Afternoon classes.
Like regular students switching classrooms, academy kids head to the training grounds whenever they can.
Other classes here today? The blonde twin sisters spotted me and waved.
"Sanghyeok. Look."
Yuuna called me as I waved back.
"Yeah?"
"What's that?"
"Huh?"
The second-years buzzed.
There was serious gravitational ripple—frame visibly wobbling—from one spot.
[B-Rank Dungeon]
[#58334. Den of Evil][Rarity B+][Rewards B+][Aberration S+]
[Devil Merchant appears in this dungeon]
[This dungeon has extremely high aberration]
[Reward weight +7]
[Max participants limited to - 3 (Squad)]
'Doesn't look that tough.'
……Aberration too damn high?
The teacher explained the shady dungeon.
"Amplifier support approved. Dungeon rank up 1-2 levels."
So average C-rank now.
That B-rank still stands out big time.
"Thanks to Sanghyeok's contribution against Xenovia."
"Ooh~."
Sudden applause erupted.
Yuuna and Hena clapped too.
'Embarrassing….'
Like a mini exchange meet?
"Form squads, bring feathers, get teacher approval, then go."
"Yes~."
Dungeon exit item 「Black Phantom Feather」, medical team ready.
Evangeline noona from 「Angel One」 squad waved at me on duty.
Hehe… So many cute girls waving at me….
*Wave wave.*
"Heehee."
Big-boobed Evangeline gave a wink.
"Who's tackling that dungeon?"
"Looks risky."
"Obviously, I'll—"
Dihirit flinched mid-charge saying he'd handle it.
Everyone stared at me,
at the Onahole Squad.
'Huh?'
One thought hit me.
Did second-year us just get bodied?