Chapter 138
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 138
Chapter Title: Slapped by My Girlfriend's Petite Mom
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"I... tomorrow... might not be able to move... because of muscle soreness..."
"Let's go. The motel owner said no more extensions."
"Can we take a commemorative photo?"
A commemorative photo?
Yuuna pressed her cheek against my erect cock like it was an old friend and snapped a selfie.
"What, a memento of getting fucked by my dick?"
"Ehehe... My boyfriend's royal cock... came out so nice...♡"
One shot kissing the shaft, one with the glans in her mouth,
and one where she slid underneath my balls, using the cock pillar as an eyemask.
After taking those two-shots with my cock, Yuuna set her phone down with a satisfied look.
"I'll check them out at home~."
She must have really wanted to snap pics with my dick.
"Ready to head out now?"
"Yeah. Ah...!"
Yuuna nearly tumbled off the bed as she tried to get down.
"You okay?"
"Ha... haha... muscle soreness... hit me...!"
It must've been too much for her petite frame,
because her legs were trembling like crazy. She really couldn't move.
Yuuna looked up at me with sparkling eyes.
"Carry me."
...Orders from Her Majesty, so no choice.
"Your carriage awaits, Your Majesty."
"Mm, ahem. What a broad, sturdy back~."
"When's the queen costume backdoor special?"
"That one! Needs preparation... If you pound me with this kind of energy without prep, it'll definitely tear..."
I kneaded Yuuna's ass cheeks while carrying her,
my hands lingering with plenty of reluctance.
"Mm... mmph... Got it... I'll do it right away once I'm prepped. I won't forget... promise..."
Knead, knead...
Outside, a cool night breeze blew.
"Want me to walk you home?"
"I wanna stay together longer~~."
"Isn't it time to head home?"
"I told Mom I'd be late."
Looks like she planned to grab dinner too.
Yuuna whispered in my ear.
"For our first date memento... can't we hang out a bit more...?"
"...Sure. Let's go eat."
And so we ended up at a barbecue joint.
It wasn't time to hit some fancy omakase spot at 10 p.m., so we ducked into a casual pork belly place with hearty stews.
We agreed to split half a bottle of soju each.
"Won't your parents worry?"
"Yeah... Mom told me to use protection no matter what when I left... even awkwardly handed me some condoms..."
"Cough...!"
I nearly spat out my water.
Because I'd repaid her parents' trust with raw creampie impregnation sex.
But Yuuna just smiled brightly, looking totally carefree.
"I betrayed her, huh? Mom's faith."
"...Guess I should apologize properly next time."
"Whoa, you planning to harem Mom like Hena's mom too?"
...My tracks are exposed!?
I laughed it off while draining my water glass instead of soju.
"Hena's mom is an onahole."
"...Perverted. Seriously perverted. Treating women like onaholes."
"I don't touch taken women."
"That's what makes it dangerous... No dad at our place..."
....
Wait, why does every house lack a dad?
At this rate, all the kids born will be daughters, right?
Curse of Onahole Academy?
"What happened?"
"Got caught in a gravitational wave and went missing."
"Mm."
I see.
Somehow, it made perfect sense. In this world, you have to risk dungeons for coins just to feed your daughter and wife...
Lucky ones cash in big, unlucky ones don't make it home that day.
"Don't worry about it. Families like ours are common. If men can't save enough to retire, they keep risking hunter jobs."
"So that's why you jumped into hunting early?"
"Yeah! Gotta feed the family!"
She was the family breadwinner. Yuuna.
Thinking about it, my family wasn't much different. Never heard Dad mentioned once...
Hell, Mom's the one out overseas earning cash.
'Families like this are common, huh...'
Today,
I felt like I understood even deeper why Yuuna had burst into tears in front of the theater.
"I won't die, Yuuna."
"What? Outta nowhere? Trying to reassure me?"
"For real. I can't die even if I tried. The goddess who loves me is super clingy."
"...Goddess?"
No booze in me, yet...
Words I'd held back spilled out naturally.
"The goddess who summoned me here."
"...?"
Yuuna looked like she didn't fully get it,
but her face brightened right up.
"Then I gotta thank her. For letting me meet Sanghyeok..."
"Yuuna..."
"You don't have to say stuff like that to reassure me! I'm tougher than I look, y'know? Tougher than Mom. I won't let my husband dive into dangerous dungeons!"
Her words tugged at my heartstrings.
...Yeah.
Even if I have omnipotent cheat powers and En-chan's backup so I'm immortal.
How's a heroine from this world gonna swallow that whole?
No need to explain.
Yuuna was just a sweet high school girl who wanted to protect our family together.
I wanna marry her...
Spoil her rotten till she can't think straight!
"Let's get strong together."
"Yeah!"
"Get strong together, rake in the cash, and retire."
"Exactly!"
Our soju glasses clinked lightly.
Yuuna blew on her sizzling pork belly, popped it in her mouth, and grinned happily.
That was the vibe when dinner started.
But the mood got steamy,
and our "half bottle each" deal turned into two full bottles apiece.
I was just pleasantly buzzed, but Yuuna passed out.
"...Oh boy. Yuuna?"
Time to take her home.
I paid up, stepped out, and grabbed a taxi.
Good thing her phone had no passcode for times like this. Decided to message Mom directly.
[Mom♡]
You said you'd be home by midnight? Where are you?
[Mom♡]
You wanna keep worrying me?
[Mom♡]
Why aren't you picking up?
[Yuuna]
Sorry, ma'am. This is Yuuna's boyfriend. She's had a bit to drink... Taking her home now.
[Mom♡]
Drinking?? You must be Sanghyeok then?
[Yuuna]
Yes. See you soon.
I checked Yuuna's home address.
Got her to the front door, and there waiting with arms crossed was a small, squishy woman with waist-length brown hair just like Yuuna's—total Shiana vibes.
Hold up... woman? Kid?
Yuuna's mom should be late 30s at youngest...
Even in the dark night, taxi headlights lit up her porcelain skin. A stunning beauty.
Heroine mom, alright. Aging backwards.
Yuuna's about 160cm, so next to my near-190cm, her head's 1.5 short—a cute princess vibe.
But Mom? Even tinier, clearly late 140s!
Standing straight, her gaze barely hits my solar plexus.
And unlike slim Yuuna, her body's all curves.
Post-kids? Massive tits like Serena's, voluptuous hips...
A debauched, ripe woman's body shrunk down to pocket size.
"Oh right, this is some trashy h-game world."
The truth of this realm hit me, leaving me dizzy.
Girlfriend's milf is a shortstack—onahole optimized body!?
Turn her into an onahole now for child-mom synergy stat bonuses♡
How's that small, squishy kid-mom pussy sound?★
This was the moment, huh? En-chan's trashy viral marketing kicked in: Why not turn that kid-mom pussy into an onahole right now?
Get it together...
I thought the same—onahole-optimized body—but now's not the time.
"Yuuna. Wake up. We're home."
"Mm... uuungh..."
Yuuna's mom looked pissed just from a glance.
I sent the taxi off and caught my breath. Don't smile at how cute she is. Don't smile.
Vowed to pour all energy into face control,
and faced off against the approaching squishy Yuuna milf with arms crossed.
"Uh, ma'am..."
"You're Kim Sanghyeok? How could you let her drink this much this late?!"
...So cute.
"I'm sorry..."
I bowed deeply while supporting Yuuna.
Still, the height gap made it a domineering setup where she looked up at me.
"It won't happen again."
"..."
"Ma'am?"
"W-well, accidents happen! It's fine."
Doesn't add up.
A tiny woman radiating this much sex appeal...!?
Shouldn't think it, but her micro dress packed a punch. Innocent face,
soft megatits braless and begging to be groped.
Wanna tuck her in my arms and knead her all day till I'm bored...!!
"Mooom~ Mommy. Hehe... Sanghyeok. Mom's tits are huge, right."
"...This girl! Ahh! How much did she drink... Doesn't even know how to handle booze...!"
"About two bottles... Sorry. She started acting off after one, but the mood kept pushing her."
"Mom's tits suuuper big... Sanghyeok likes... jujus..."
"..."
"..."
Anyway, better bail quick.
"I'll head out then, ma'am. Proper greetings next time..."
"Mommy jujus~."
"This kid...!"
Good lord...
The two tangled together was violently adorable.
If Hestia & Hena mom-daughter screamed trashy pussy-optimized sex,
Yuuna's duo looked like the cutest creatures on earth duking it out in a cuteness contest.
Yuuna never seemed like a serious fighter in her weight class,
but her even tinier, squishier mom couldn't handle drunk Yuuna and got tossed around.
...Gotta help or I'm no man!
"Let me assist, ma'am!"
I easily supported Yuuna.
Mom hiccuped seeing me hoist Yuuna off the ground like luggage.
"Hic."
"Ma'am?"
"Y-yeah. Help out... Right. Man's strength feels... goood..."
She must see me as a giant. Made her even cuter.
...Don't let it show!
Yuuna went full ragdoll once she realized she was home.
Mom even took off her shoes and socks for her.
"Nngh... mm... Sanghyeok... love you..."
"Yeah, yeah. Love you too."
Finally laid Yuuna in bed and caught a breath.
"Said she'd be back for dinner..."
"Mom... sorry... Mm... Did it raw with Sanghyeok."
"...What're you saying?"
...Time to bolt.
As I backed away stealthily, Yuuna's mom grabbed me.
"Sanghyeok?"
This ain't fixable with sorry...
"...No protection?"
Big trouble...
Even with consent between us, worst way to break it to parents.
Any excuse would fall flat, right then—
Drunk Yuuna sat up and flashed the condoms from her bag.
"This thing's useless anyway... Doesn't fit Sanghyeok's size..."
"W-what? Condoms stretch fine. No such thing as won't fit."
....
No clue how to react to this braindead condom chat. Mom must've tried stopping it.
Ignoring "buy a different size," they fixated on if the gifted ones fit.
"No way~."
"It does!"
"Told you nooo... Mommy can't handle Sanghyeok's ju-ju... that's why..."
"Where's it not fit?"
Mom... that's not the point...
The tiny mom stared me down. Looked kinda wronged.
I stood politely, mindset of "won't get mad."
"Mommy'll teach you. How to use condoms...!"
Eh?
Conversation veered weird.
"Sanghyeok, whip out your cock. Gotta show my girl how it's done."
"...Uh, ma'am..."
"Hurry up and show your cock?"
Well... beats me.
I was buzzed hard too, so with her okay, I dropped trou.
And...
Flop.
"Hic."
Mom's scaredy-cat hiccups went full blast.
Tiny condom in tiny cute creature's hand, staring at the massive cock...