Chapter 119
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 119
Chapter Title: The Time of Unbearable Excretion
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"I'm breaking through!"
Sarika swept back the enemies with her sword wrapped in storm winds.
Isold didn't fall behind, mowing down the imperial soldiers with her massive scythe that had the texture of a pink magical girl toy.
"We can't stay pinned down here for long. Leave it to Hilaria—we've gotta push inside!"
I shouted while spraying buckshot from my Benele at the enemies.
We had to break through somehow.
But if there's someone thinking "We have to break through somehow,"
then there's bound to be someone thinking "We have to hold them off somehow."
Shooo!
Arrows rained down from the sky. When I realized they were all shot by a single person,
I witnessed the rebel NPCs getting caught in countless blooming purple lotuses and collapsing.
Serena...
It was Serena's masterpiece, "Lotus Blaze."
Serena's Masterpiece 「Lotus Blaze」
Serena, sniping from 300 meters away, was a powerful reinforcement for the imperial forces from the east.
And this time, she had no intention of holding back.
It was clearly different from when she'd been pulling her punches so I wouldn't get hurt.
"Hena, can you block that?"
Hena shook her head vigorously from side to side.
'So this is her holding back until now? Serena.'
Serena wasn't the only one who showed up.
Brigid appeared as well, clad in heavy armor with her helmet pulled low, accompanied by elite imperial troops.
"Sunbae."
I shouldn't have, but remembering how she'd crashed at my place last night made my dick twitch a little.
"I'm truly sorry after mooching off you and resting up so well, but Brigid and I will stick to our roles!"
"It's fine! Don't worry about it—just go all out!"
I didn't want the girls I'd gotten close to holding back and playing passively while everyone else racked up points.
Serena was just doing her best right now, too.
'The problem is we still have to break through here.'
Brigid's defenses looked rock-solid at a glance.
Was there no choice but to go all out?
I didn't want to use Personality Excretion on my girlfriend...
'But that stiff armor she's wearing is a problem.'
Rubber bullets would make someone strip bare naked,
but with Brigid's defenses, I might have to resort to slugs. That was the issue.
As I pondered with my hand on my bandolier, Stella grabbed my arm.
"Oppa."
"Yeah?"
"Yuuna-unnie's the mission target, right? You just need to get her to meet you?"
"Yeah. Gotta bring Isold along. She's the True Queen we need to crown."
Originally, dethroning the queen and putting Isold on the throne would end the mission with our victory.
A siege could drag on for days.
Tons of Pt would pile up in the process,
but in the end, the winner would take the biggest rewards.
"I'll make an opening for you. But it'll only be about 7 seconds."
"Stella?"
"You can't fight Serena or Brigid anyway, Oppa."
"Ugh..."
She hit the nail on the head.
One was my favorite little sister type, and Brigid was my girlfriend.
Stella stepped boldly forward.
Whoa, that's dangerous!
"Sarika! Cover the skies!"
「Perception (Red)」 Activated
"Over there!"
Sarika swung her storm sword toward the spot I pointed at.
Shooo!!
The arrow was deflected mid-flight and dropped.
It was a hair's breadth moment where Serena's arrow might have pierced right at Stella's feet. But Stella didn't seem fazed at all.
All of Stella's focus was solely on blasting open the path ahead.
'She never takes care of herself...'
That day came to mind.
My little sister, who could laugh off dozens of zombies without a care,
yet tripped helplessly over a jutting rebar or a tiny protruding rock.
Looking at my sister, who had both her strengths and weaknesses, I'd vowed to protect her and take good care of her.
'Yeah.'
So what if she had her weaknesses?
That's what I—we—were for. We'd help her out. We'd watch over her more closely. We'd make sure Stella could enjoy academy life to the fullest.
"Sarika! Keep blocking those snipes. I'll call the timing!"
"Y-Yes?! Got it!"
Sarika followed my orders without knowing what was going on.
And right now, that innocence was perfect.
While Sarika gathered her storm power...
"Shields up—advance!"
Brigid pushed forward with her shieldbearers to shove us back.
Amid the retreating rebels, Stella stood bare and concentrated her power.
I slung my shotgun on my back, ready to dash when the moment came, gripping Isold and Hena tight.
"Sunbae?"
"You need to get to the queen's chambers for the rebels to win. Stella's gonna open the way."
The chance would come only once.
Stella had already burned a ton of mana smashing the gates earlier,
and an attack big enough to push back Brigid would leave her with no reserves.
Crackle, cracklecackle!!
Crimson lightning leaked from Stella's body, hissing dangerously.
In the midst of it, I admired my golden-haired, red-eyed little sister's pretty face.
The rising wind made her uniform skirt flutter teasingly, panty flashes almost happening, stirring me up.
"Isold! Isold! Film it with your phone!"
"...Huh?"
"Film our cute little sis!"
"...Oh? Y-Yeah!"
I resolved to capture Stella's epic moment!
"Everyone, hold up—taking a pic real quick~."
Don't mind us—keep crushing the exchange match!
Pingsol Squad's cheering you on!
Our Sol, fighting!!
Click.
Scarlet Thunder - Emanation Form
[A-Rank Attack Magic]
[Power B+ | Range A+]
[Lightning attack magic usable only by those with the rare talent 「Devil's Bolt」. Sweeps an enormous area with thunderbolts, then seals off enemy movement with lingering thunder residues.]
Stella's golden hair rose with the gale,
just as lightning bolts were about to storm through the passage blocked by imperial forces...!!
Flower Storm
[B+ Rank Attack Skill]
[Power D | Range A | Sleep Effect]
[Unique attack skill usable only with the Masterpiece 「Lotus Blaze」. Puts those in range into a deep sleep.]
My eyes caught a purple gleam slicing through the sky.
"Sarika!!"
"Haaah...!!"
Sarika's storm sword swept the air, intercepting the arrow's path,
and at the same moment, Stella's crimson lightning engulfed Brigid and the shieldbearers!!
"Nice one, Sarika!"
Sarika lost her balance and flopped over.
"D-Don't worry about me!"
The 7-second opening.
Just as Stella predicted, the thunder residues on the ground were blocking the imperials' advance.
For our small group slipping through the back door, it was the perfect chance.
I bolted with Isold and Hena in tow.
Isold panted, filming her own running face on her phone.
"Hah, hah! Everyone! True Queen Sol's still going strong! Hasn't wiped out yet~ Stick around till the end!"
Pingsol fighting!
Alpha Male sunbae’s got her back!
Sanghyeok’s rock solid!
Viewer chats exploded noisily over Isold's masterpiece smartphone.
'Brigid shouldn't be too hurt, right?'
I was a bit worried, but her armor was a masterpiece, so she should be tough enough... or so I thought, right as
Brigid was guarding the first-floor entrance into the keep. Way too fine!
"Sunbae. Where do you think you're going?"
"Sorry, but could you step aside?"
"No!"
If I could just get past her...!!
Hena fired off [Formless Magic Bullet] right away, and Isold swung her scythe to push her back,
but Brigid deflected everything with her shield and held firm.
Wow, an iron wall.
"No!"
...The same girl who'd been clinging to me all night, whimpering "Cumming in one second...♡" ?
No, no—don't think like that in a serious moment.
Blood rushing to my dick clouds judgment.
"Even if it's you, Sunbae, I won't slack off on a position I've sworn to defend."
"Really? Even if I say I like you?"
"N-No!"
"Even if I say I love you?"
"U-Ugh...!!"
Sneak shot with the Benele!!
I fired my stacked moonlight rubber rounds at Brigid, but she blocked even those with her shield.
Ting!
"No, Sunbae!"
"Hey, don't get in the way!"
That was when
Stella, who I'd figured had exhausted her magic and was tapped out, hurled a crimson lightning spear that slammed into Brigid's shield from above.
"Guh!?"
Brigid blocked it with her shield but was shoved back hard, flying away.
After-service on point!
"Good enough? Oppa!"
"You're the best, Stella!"
No time to hesitate. Serena's flower storm rained down from above again.
From the skill info I'd read earlier, Serena wasn't piercing enemies with arrows—she was scattering magic arrows with sleep effects to put foes under.
Even a graze would be fatal for mission success.
A skill that basically sidelined you from the fight!
"I'll hold here!"
But
Serena's arrows were weak to storm swordsmanship.
Sarika swung her storm sword to block the arrows, protecting us.
lol Sarika-chan's on fire
Talent value is insane
Wasn't this strong in 2R, she's fully bloomed now
Come to think of it,
Sarika's skills had improved dramatically.
Had her potential exploded in this exchange match?
"Go on ahead, Sunbae!"
We raced up the stairs, cutting through the keep's interior.
The wide-open chance Sarika and Stella had created!
Up the stairs we went.
"Hah, hah."
Hena struggled hard to keep up with me.
"You okay?"
"I-I'm not helping... Just leave me..."
"As if. Why'd I bring you here then?"
"Ung...?"
Following the main path would take too long.
I pointed to a wall we could scale.
"Over we go, Hena."
"...Over? Ah!"
Void Step
[C-Rank Support Skill]
[Creates platforms with mana. Duration and hardness depend on mana; weight is light]
Hena, wielding void mana, could create temporary platforms,
and Yuuna had praised it highly for letting them climb high walls without gear.
"This is the utility Yuuna vouched for."
"I-I'm useful... Yeah!"
"Where'd that confident Round 2 Hena go?"
I hugged Hena tight and planted a kiss on her forehead.
Hena's cheeks flushed as her green eyes sparkled.
"I'll do it!"
Instead of one by one like before,
Hena spawned multiple platforms at once, sticking them to the wall to form a makeshift staircase for us.
"Whoa."
Isold filmed the platforms in awe on her phone.
"We can get over now."
"Our secret route. Let's go!"
I climbed first, hoisting Isold up to the midpoint,
then carried Hena up after.
The platforms weren't spaced super tight, so it was taxing on stamina,
but we were scaling walls that would've been impossible otherwise—minor issue.
"Hek... Heung...!"
Hena looked adorably on the verge of death.
I hugged her sweaty self tight and lifted her up.
"A-After the exchange... Hek... I'll train pull-ups..."
"Yeah, yeah. I'll carry you now. Up you go."
"N-Not heavy?"
"It's the weight I love."
Hena nestled in my arms like a baby, creating void steps on the other side to descend.
[30 Consecutive Blocks Pt+15]
[Swift Keep Interior Breach Pt+15]
[Clever Shortcut Pt+30]
[Rebels' Top Commander Pt+15]
Cheating our way up thick, high walls multiple times with Hena's climbing hack, the queen's chambers were already in sight.
The keep's most ornate and spacious garden.
Leaping over to it, an imperial NPC dual-wielding swords greeted us.
"You made it this far, eh? I'm the Empire's Blade, known as Dual-Sword 「Haigiros」! I'll end you here and earn the queen's favor..."
"Rubber Rubber Personality Excretion!!"
Bang!!
"Graaak!"
I neutralized the yapping NPC with one rubber bullet.
Splat splat splurt!!
Skipping past the jelly-spewing NPC, we pressed on.
Plenty of general-tier NPCs guarded the palace entrance too.
"Hoh. Already broke through Haigiros to reach here? I am Skewer Spear 「Blonel」..."
"Rubber Rubber Personality Excretion!!"
"Gaaak!"
"My name is...!"
"Rubber Rubber Personality Excretion!!"
I one-shotted every general in under a second and pushed inside.
Isold glanced back with a hint of pity and muttered.
"...You really don't wanna get on Sunbae's bad side. No mercy."
"Rubber Rubber Personality Excretion!!"
Right then, Dihirit Ade popped up shockingly in front of me.
"Graaak!?"
"Dude, don't jump out like that!"
I'd checked it was him in that instant and eased up—or I'd have made him shit himself for real.
Dihirit dropped to his knees the second he saw me, trembling pathetically.
Unable to resist right before getting hit.
Violence of violence: Personality Excretion.
The victim couldn't move.
"You nearly fucked up big time, Dihirit."
"K-Kim... Sanghyeok..."
"You chased me all the way here?"
"Impressive persistence, that sunbae."
"Can't... pass..."
Dihirit slammed his forehead to the ground, shuddering.
A perfect scene showing Personality Excretion's power. If it were a girl, she'd probably be surrendering in orgasm already,
but per [Onahole Academy] settings, it didn't induce sexual arousal in male characters, so Dihirit just wheezed like someone with a grave injury.
"Can't pass?"
I chambered a rubber round into the empty chamber.
"Want another? Hm?"
"I surrender!!"
Dihirit surrendered.
"Felt how bad it'd be if you shat yourself, right?"
"...Hah, haaah... Don't shoot... I surrendered...!"
Satisfying.
Even the Student Council President and Seridwen couldn't handle Personality Excretion.
No way some side-character dude tanks it.
"How sincere is this surrender? You gonna tail us later and backstab? Huh?!"
I shoved the barrel in his face threateningly, and Dihirit looked ready to cry.
"It's real! I surrendered!! Please don't shoot!"
Dihirit banged his head on the floor and begged.
"I won't bother you again in this exchange match!"
"Whoa... How bad does it hurt to grovel like that?"
I got it.
It wasn't just pain.
Dihirit was the type who'd gritted through a full day without regen after his thigh muscles shredded.
Even that guy couldn't muster the will to resist the terror of shitting out his personality through his asshole.
"Passing through then, Dihirit."
"G-Guh..."
"Hm? Lifting your head? Want it?"
"N-No!! Go ahead. I'll keep my head down!"
"Good boy."
We gave Dihirit a proper schooling, traversed the long hall, and entered the queen's chambers.
Just 1 hour 30 minutes after Round 3 mission start, we finally met Yuuna in the queen's audience hall.