I'll Develop Those Inverted Nipples, So Hand Over the Secret Archive Key!
I’ll develop those inverted nipples for you, so hand over the key to the Secret Archive!
“But what exactly do you need me to help with? There’s only so much I can actually do.”
If it turns out I have to dig through mountains of ancient tomes and suffer through dry historical records, I’d like to politely decline.
It’s not that I hate reading. But enjoying novels and slogging through boring historical documents are two very different things.
“Haha! It’s good to see you’re motivated. Don’t worry too much. I wouldn’t ask a layman to research materials. That would only make my job harder. What I want from you is actually very simple. I’d like you to help me gain access to the Secret Archive.”
“Ah, the Secret Archive.”
“Oh? You don’t look very surprised.”
Well, that’s because it happened in the original story too.
“It seems you already anticipated this. The records from fifty years ago were certainly buried. But that doesn’t mean they were completely erased from existence. If we destroyed records simply because we didn’t want them known, we’d have no countermeasures when the same thing happened again. That would be the real disaster.”
“And those records are sealed away in the Secret Archive, a place beyond the reach of ordinary students like us. Is that what you’re getting at?”
“You catch on quickly! Are you a detective or something?”
Like I said, it was in the original story.
From what I remember, the Secret Archive didn’t contain anything particularly amazing. It was mostly filled with the erotic books that noble ladies had secretly smuggled in. The whole thing ended on a gag note.
I can assume the basic framework is similar in this world too.
Though the meaning of those “erotic items” is probably quite different here.
“So how exactly do I get into that Secret Archive?”
“That’s simple. The librarian in charge of the Secret Archive has been there for a long time. All you need to do is get the key from her.”
“And how am I supposed to do that? Why would someone like me—a commoner with no connections—be given the key to the Secret Archive?”
“There’s no need to play dumb. You already know exactly how to do it, don’t you?”
Erna clapped a hand on my shoulder and winked.
“I have very high expectations for that overwhelming ‘persuasion’ of yours. The kind no one else in this academy can match.”
“…Well, if you’re counting on me that much, I suppose I should deliver.”
After all, there isn’t a single person alive who’s better at ‘persuading’ women than I am.
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The academy’s Central Library was on an entirely different scale from the history research club—absolutely massive.
If you got lost in there, you could seriously wander around until you starved to death. No joke.
It made sense. This was the place where every valuable document published across the nation—no, the entire world—ended up.
Naturally, there were a huge number of librarians to match the size of the collection.
And among them, the woman who held access rights to the Secret Archive was a purple-haired beauty wearing pince-nez glasses.
She gave off a strict, elegant, intellectual vibe, but her breasts were so plump and full they looked like they were begging to be covered in my thick cum. The urge to defile her grew stronger by the second.
Even if this errand hadn’t come up, she was definitely the type I would have gone after at least once.
“That woman over there is Thalia, the gatekeeper of the Secret Archive. Her family may be humble, but her loyalty, reticence, and diligence are highly valued. She’s served as a librarian here for a long time. I’m on friendly terms with every other librarian, but her… I just can’t get through to her. That stiffness of hers is probably exactly why she’s perfect for guarding the Secret Archive.”
“Don’t you mean the other librarians are so fed up with you that they just play along to shut you up, Senior?”
I could tell she was someone with an extremely tight mouth and a strong sense of professional boundaries.
Not that I needed any of that information.
But there was one thing I did want to know.
“Is she married?”
In the original she was just a generic illustration, so I don’t remember the detailed setting.
“Yes, of course she’s married. But that’s a trivial detail for you, isn’t it?”
It is trivial… but damn, it’s still a little disappointing.
I love netori pussy, obviously, but if I have a choice I’d much rather take a virgin netori pussy. Can’t help it.
Ah well. No point whining over small stuff like this.
“I’m off then.”
I walked straight toward Thalia.
She must have noticed me, because she lifted her head from the book she was reading, looked up at me, and—
“Eep!”
Her expression instantly changed into one of extreme wariness.
Most of the women I’d met so far had looked at me with contempt or disgust, but none had treated me so openly like a dangerous creature.
It meant her mind had already registered that a Huge Penis Special Student like me was a threat.
Guess the title of Secret Archive gatekeeper isn’t just for show.
“Stop right there. Do not come any closer. I do not allow any man other than my husband to approach me beyond a certain distance. If you have business with me, state it from there or speak to another librarian.”
Thalia tried to halt me with those words.
Why even bother saying something so empty when it clearly has no binding power?
I naturally ignored her feeble threat and cast a dark shadow over her.
She placed her hands on the chair like she was about to bolt, but a fragile young woman like her didn’t have the resolve to actually follow through.
“Thanks for the meal.”
With gratitude toward every environment that had raised such a delicious-looking female, I claimed her lips.
“Hya?! W-what are you—?!”
“Hey! Stop interfering and just keep watch so no one comes over here!”
“Mmm… slurp… chu… smack, smack, smack♡”
Kissing a married woman really does feel special.
Knowing these lips send loving kisses to her husband every single day fills me with a dark, perverse pleasure—like I’m stepping all over their private little world.
Of course, that so-called private world is nothing but a delusion. In the end, this woman exists solely to be fucked by me.
“S-stop♡ Th-this is… mmm, slurp♡ K-kissing a woman whose name you don’t even know… you can’t just… haaaangh♡♡”
Thalia’s warm breath tickled my philtrum.
Even though her mouth kept saying no, she made no real effort to push me away.
She pressed her hands against my chest like she was trying to create some distance, but her strength was so weak she couldn’t have swatted a fly. It was all just for show.
In other words, she was basically telling me her body and heart were wide open for me.
If that’s the case, I won’t hold back.
While thoroughly devouring her mouth and tongue, I also began kneading her fat tits.
When I instinctively went to tease her nipples, I felt something odd—where her nipples should have been, there was only a soft indentation.
So this is what they call inverted nipples?
Pretty rare.
“Phew~ Ah, delicious. Your lips are quite nice, Thalia. Was your first kiss with your husband? I’m jealous he got to taste such wonderful lips first~”
“Haa… haa… haa… Y-you… what the hell are you doing? There’s no way you can just… do something so violent and expect to get away with it…”
“Yeah, yeah. Let’s just move on.”
Time to skip the same old repetitive script we’ve seen a million times.
I slipped my hand between Thalia’s legs and began rubbing her clit with my fingers.
A woman’s body really is convenient. This alone lets me skip all the unnecessary dialogue.
When I think about those annoying games that won’t even let you skip cutscenes, a woman’s body is actually pretty well-designed.
“A-ahhhhnngh♡♡ Mmm♡♡ S-stop♡♡”
“Let me ask you directly. You’re the gatekeeper of the academy’s Secret Archive, right? I want to go inside. That’s fine, yeah?”
“O-of course it’s not fine! Th-that place isn’t somewhere students are allowed to— hiiiiiiigh♡♡♡”
Skip, skip, skip, skip~
I already know all this information, so let’s skip it.
“Never mind all that. Just let me in. I’m telling you I want to go inside. Huh? I’m asking you so politely and you can’t even do this one little thing?”
Normally, getting the key from her would have required going through several roundabout events.
But I don’t need to bother with any of that.
In Common Sense Alteration Mode, my life is always in ultra-easy mode.
If I want to feel a sense of accomplishment, I can choose the long way around.
But if I don’t feel like it, I always have the perfect cheat option: “swing my dick around.”
No matter how long Thalia tries to hold out, the result—her surrendering and handing over the key to the Secret Archive—is already set in stone.
Besides, holding out for very long is impossible for her anyway.
“Oh, right. If you’re going to be like that, how about we make a deal?”
“A… deal…?”
“Yeah. It’s nothing complicated. I’ll play with your pussy for a while. Your useless husband’s tiny dick has left you all pent up, hasn’t it? I’ll take care of this poor neglected pussy and play with it as much as I want. How’s that sound?”
This is basically a godly event, isn’t it? An opportunity that will never come again. Only an idiot would pass this up.
“Don’t talk nonsense! What kind of deal is that?! I have a husband! There’s no way I would ever betray him— uhooooooh♡♡”
Yeah, yeah. Skip, skip.
These cutscenes are delicious every time, but they come up way too often.
“You’re so greedy. Does that mean you want even more benefits? Hmm, let’s see… Oh, I know. How about this?”
When I pulled out Thalia’s breasts, just as I expected, her nipples were shyly buried deep inside the soft flesh.
No wonder she couldn’t even properly play with her own nipples. How pitiful.
I’ll personally rescue these poor things with my own hands.
I gently stroked the area around her nipples, adding layer after layer of stimulation.
When you do this, the buried nipples eventually grow desperate.
Why?
Why won’t you touch me?
The nipples, now eager to be treated like toys by the Huge Penis Special Student, desperately try to stiffen and push themselves out so they can feel a man’s touch.
And when I pinch those erect nipples and pull them out—
“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh♡♡♡”
Even if she covers her mouth with both hands, what good does it do?
That horny female voice still leaks right out.
“Ooh~ When those nipples buried in your flesh finally come out, they look surprisingly long.”
To think such cute nipples had been left undeveloped all this time.
What the hell has her husband been doing?
“This is the deal. I’ll develop your inverted nipples for you, so give me the key to the Secret Archive.”
Of course, even though I called it a deal, refusing isn’t an option.