Chapter 61
Chapter 61
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 61
Chapter Title: QUNS-178 (7)
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"Hello? Oppa! I missed you so much!"
The screen lit up with Choi A-ran's face.
She blew a kiss with her palm and greeted him cutely.
Even at a glance, she was a stunning beauty who stood out from ordinary people.
Su-a stared at the screen in a daze, unable to believe her eyes.
"A-ran, say hi. This is my cousin sister Su-a. Super cute, right? She's turning twenty this year."
Choi A-ran smiled warmly and greeted Su-a as well.
"Nice to meet you. Can I call you Su-a casually?"
Su-a, a bit shy around strangers, nodded timidly.
"...Yeah. Then I'll call you unnie too."
At that, Choi A-ran reintroduced herself.
"Great, nice to meet you, Su-a. I'm Choi A-ran. Did oppa already tell you about me?"
"...Yeah. I just heard."
"Really? I heard oppa's been hitting on you a lot? Want me to chew him out for you?"
Choi A-ran clenched her fist tightly on screen.
I quickly jumped in to clear up the misunderstanding.
"Hey now. It's not hitting on her, it's business—pure business. Leaving a cutie like our Su-a alone would be such a waste. I just staked my claim before some other guy could snatch her up."
Choi A-ran narrowed her eyes and shot back sharply.
"So? What's your angle? You didn't call just to get nagged by your girlfriend."
"Ahem. I'll make it up to you big time later for today. Anyway, can you give Su-a some advice? She still seems pretty anxious."
"Advice? Like relationship counseling?"
"Exactly. Make her see that hanging out with oppa isn't all bad. Sell it for me."
Choi A-ran seemed to grasp the situation and nodded, looking at Su-a.
Then she slowly parted her lips.
"You're probably full of questions right now, Su-a. About oppa, or me. Ask away if anything's on your mind. I'll answer with all my heart. Just a heads-up—my expertise might be limited. I've only ever been with oppa, no other guys. That okay?"
"...Yeah, that's fine. I'm a total newbie too, actually."
"Oh? Really? Perfect then. Hold on a sec—let me ask you something first. Do you value your first time a lot?"
"...My first time?"
"Yeah. Like, wanting it to be with your destined one or something."
Su-a pondered Choi A-ran's serious question for a moment before shaking her head firmly.
"...No, nothing like that."
"Got it. What about your type? Gentle guy or skilled guy—pick one."
Su-a thought it over briefly before answering carefully.
"...Skilled guy. I'm kinda timid, so I need someone to take the lead."
"Good. One more. Is your sex drive strong? Or not."
"...Um. Yeah, I think it is. Definitely strong."
"Hmm. Alright. Sounds like trying it with oppa once wouldn't be so bad. Honestly, if your vibes didn't match, I wasn't gonna recommend it. I'm on oppa's side, but I wouldn't push someone into a bad experience. But you? I think it'd be fine. Definitely not a regret."
Choi A-ran gave her earnest advice, treating her like a little sister.
Maybe that warmth touched her.
Su-a began to open up just a bit.
"Unnie, can I ask something too? Are you satisfied with your relationship? With oppa, I mean."
"As lovers? Or as partners?"
"Both."
"Mm. I'm happy with both. Oppa seems like that, but he's surprisingly thoughtful and cute. Cooks for me often, remembers gifts. Full of unexpected aegyo too. And he matches most of my tastes. Especially nails dialogue and role-play—gets me so worked up. So yeah, totally satisfied on both fronts."
"...Really? What was your first impression of him? I heard you met in a kinda special way."
"Ah, yeah—not great at first. He groped my chest out of nowhere on the subway and kissed me—total chaos. But my tastes are a bit unique, you know? Should've been pissed, but it was thrilling instead. Got hooked on that rush, craving it myself."
"......"
"Before I knew it, I was head over heels for oppa. Never admitted it, but I'd wait for him every rush hour after work. Hoping he'd show up again. Touch me again. Searched for him desperately."
"...Hard to believe."
"Right? I hated admitting it too. Falling for a subway groper? Bruised my pride."
"So what happened next?"
"We kept bumping into each other, and one day oppa shows up with earrings—his two months' living expenses, he said—and confesses. Looked so cute, I said yes on the spot. I'd been wondering how to tame the guy anyway."
Su-a listened to our ridiculous origin story and fell silent for a while.
Only after a long pause did she ask another question.
"...But unnie, someone like you could date way better guys. Why pick a player like oppa? Honestly, you're too good for him."
Choi A-ran gave a wry smile at the sharp question.
"Su-a, it's the opposite. I'm the one who's hooked. If oppa wanted to break up, I'd be the one crying and begging."
"Really? You're the one who'd miss out?"
"Yeah. Honestly, I hate his wandering eye too. I just play it cool 'cause I'm scared he'll hate it. What sane woman wants to share her man?"
"...No way."
"But that's how bad I want to keep him. Embarrassing to say, but he's tamed me completely. Can't even look at other guys now—too boring."
Su-a squeezed her eyes shut, head spinning from the wild conversation.
I handed her a glass of water and added gently.
"Su-a, like I keep saying, it's your choice. No penalties if you say no. If it's too much, just tell me straight. I'll back off clean."
Su-a mulled it over again before pressing on.
"Unnie, mind if I ask something kinda rude?"
"Go ahead. As long as it doesn't cross the line."
"...Um. What's it like doing it with oppa? That good?"
Choi A-ran grinned bashfully, her eyes brimming with affection just thinking about it.
"Here's my answer: My life split into before and after knowing that pleasure. Every day with oppa is fun and happy. That's why I'm so whipped. Try it for real once, and even nonexistent love will bloom."
Su-a coughed awkwardly at the blunt description.
Choi A-ran kept going.
"Su-a, here's what I think. Your first time has to be fun for the rest to be too. Imagine riding a roller coaster for the first time and it's terrifying. Would you ride it again?"
"...No, probably not."
"Exactly. Sex is like that. My first was amazing—no pain, pure thrill. Made me look forward to more, unlocked a whole new happiness."
"So you two do it every time you meet?"
"Of course. I throw a fit if we don't. Sex is a huge blessing for women—relieves stress, fixes cycles and cramps. Even improves skin. Missing out on that? Total tragedy."
Su-a was fully swayed now, swallowing hard with anticipation.
"...One last thing. If oppa wanted to film you two doing it and upload to a porn site, would you say yes?"
Choi A-ran looked flustered for the first time at Su-a's question.
She clearly hadn't seen that coming.
"F-Film and upload? To the internet?"
"Yeah. Blur the faces, just the action. Sell it for money."
Choi A-ran shot me a glare instead of answering right away.
Her eyes screamed, What crazy shit are you pulling behind my back?
I knew the moment had come to lay it all out.
I'd planned to pitch it to her eventually anyway.
"...A-ran. Truth is, I'm thinking of starting a porn channel with Su-a. For real."
Choi A-ran gaped in shock at my bold declaration.
"Seriously? You're not joking? Film with Su-a and post it?"
"Yeah. Su-a's already kinda famous in this scene. Over 100k subscribers—a real vet. She can learn a ton."
"Wait, hold up. I'm lost. So Su-a's a 100k-sub porn vet already, and you're jumping in on top?"
"Spot on. She only did solo stuff before. I convinced her to try the real deal. Hasn't decided yet."
"....."
Now she was the one dizzying, squeezing her eyes shut.
She smacked her forehead and turned to Su-a.
"So, Su-a—what about you? Once it's up, no taking it back. No worries there?"
But Su-a was way more open about that stuff than Choi A-ran.
She was the real pro here, after all.
"...Um, uploading's fine. It's the guy part that's scary. Filming itself? I'm good—tons of experience."
"...Insane. This is nuts. Looking at you, Su-a, you're no saint either. Now I get why oppa picked you."
"...So, unnie—what's your answer? If it were you, would you do it?"
Choi A-ran fell silent at the pointed question for a long stretch.
Only after ages did her lips finally twitch.