Chapter 59
Chapter 59
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 59
Chapter Title: QUNS-178 (5)
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─Schlurp...
"...Haaang♥︎ This is really no good♥︎"
It was the moment my finger delved into her shy little pussy.
Suddenly, a faint click echoed from the front door.
The door swung open, and the worst possible scenario unfolded.
"Kids~ I'm home~"
Aunt Park Soo-jung had finished her errands and returned home.
Of all the exquisitely terrible timing.
I yanked my hand out of her pussy and quickly put some distance between us.
Su-a snapped to her senses and hurriedly straightened her hair and clothes.
And soon enough, Aunt Park Soo-jung appeared.
She spotted me and greeted me warmly with a hug.
"Oh my. Min-hyuk, it's been so long."
"Haha, yeah. It's been years, right? Aunt, you haven't aged a day. You look exactly the same."
"Hoho. What a charmer you are right off the bat. But seriously, you've bulked up so much since I last saw you. You're big and sturdy now. Ready to get married anytime."
"Nah, I'm still just a big kid. But you must be hungry by now. I'll get dinner started right away."
"Oh? You'd really do that for me? You're better than my own daughter."
I exchanged a few pleasantries with my aunt before naturally turning my gaze to Su-a.
She was still staring at me with a dazed expression.
"Su-a, I'll make pasta, so you watch the conchiglie here. Just stir it so it doesn't stick."
Su-a nodded reflexively and stepped over beside me.
Seeing that, my aunt smiled warmly and asked,
"You two got close faster than I expected. I figured it'd be awkward since it's been so long."
I poked Su-a's side playfully, pretending to be chummy.
"I was worried about that too, but she welcomed me like a real big brother."
"Hoho. Is that so? Looks like Su-a's got herself a great big bro out of nowhere."
Su-a gave an awkward smile and nodded.
"...Y-Yeah. Pretty much."
My aunt gazed at us standing side by side, her expression turning nostalgic as old memories surfaced.
"Su-a, remember when you were little? You used to sing that song about when your taekwondo big bro was coming. Feels like yesterday, and now look at you both, all grown up."
Aunt grinned mischievously, and Su-a jumped in startled panic, denying it vehemently.
"...Wh-When did I ever do that? Don't tease me!"
But ignoring her protests, my aunt kept spilling the beans with a wicked smile.
"Oh, come on. Didn't you say you were gonna marry your taekwondo big bro? You even made a ring out of bread dough. You really don't remember?"
"...N-No! I didn't! Stop lying!"
I chuckled along with my aunt's testimony and looked at Su-a.
Her face flushed beet red, her eyes shaking wildly.
"What? Su-a liked big bro that much? That's a shame. Cousins can't get married. Hahaha."
"Right? Poor Su-a."
Of course, oblivious to how close we'd come to actually fucking, my aunt kept the teasing going.
"You know, Min-hyuk, I even considered sending her to a real taekwondo dojo. Every weekend, she'd throw such a fit about missing her big bro."
Su-a couldn't take it anymore and shooed her mom out of the kitchen.
"Mom! Go rest somewhere else! We'll handle dinner ourselves!"
My aunt complied with her daughter's outburst but couldn't resist one last jab as she walked away.
"Whoa, the fierce protector has spoken. Guess the third wheel's gotta go."
"Ugh! Be quiet!"
"Oh dear, I'm so scared I have to run. Min-hyuk, just call me when it's ready. I'll go wash up."
"Sure thing. Take your time."
"Alright. See? Raising a daughter is pointless. Sons are the best."
With the house buzzing with energy after so long, my aunt hummed happily as she headed to the master bedroom.
The moment the door clicked shut, I shot Su-a a piercing look and started grilling her.
"What gives? You liked me that much, but you couldn't even remember my name? That's a bit much, don't you think?"
She pouted cutely in response to my grumble.
"...That was forever ago. How am I supposed to remember kindergarten?"
I double-checked that my aunt was in the bedroom, then boldly pulled Su-a into a waist hug.
"How are you gonna make it up to me? You really hurt my feelings."
Su-a pushed me away half-heartedly, playing coy.
"...Make it up? Mom's here. Don't do anything stupid."
I whispered seductively in her ear.
"In this scenario, shouldn't big bro be the one blackmailing you? So your pride stays intact. It'd be weird if you seduced me, right?"
"...What are you even saying."
"Why? Not true? I was gonna blackmail you with your secret account and let you have a taste reluctantly. You looked totally in heat earlier. Admit it—you wanted to try big bro too."
"...You're crazy? That was just a momentary slip. Don't act like you charmed me. One kiss and you're all cocky."
Her pride clearly stung; she slapped my hand off her waist.
I shrugged at her cold attitude and took a step back.
"Hmm. If that's how it is, no big deal. I wasn't gonna force it. Sorry if I upset you. I just teased 'cause your reactions are cute."
Surprised by my easy retreat, she softened her expression a bit.
Then, with a sulky face, she spoke up.
"...Fine. It's not like I hate you or anything. But there's such a thing as face, you know. Be nicer about it."
Feeling guilty, she gently stroked the red mark on the back of my hand.
She was just inexperienced with guy-girl stuff, but her personality wasn't bad at all.
I found that side of Su-a intriguing.
"What? Is our Su-a a tsundere? That's kinda hot."
"...Ugh. You're so annoying. Were you always this sly?"
"Why? Don't like it?"
"...Not exactly. But it feels like you're treating me like a toy."
"Haha, nah. I tease 'cause you're really cute. Don't get the wrong idea."
Unfamiliar with this flirty vibe, her eyes darted around aimlessly.
Porn star overflowing with sex appeal on video, but in reality, a total innocent klutz.
I decided to lead her gently since she was so adorable.
"How about we play truth or truth for real? No lies. We each ask one thing we're curious about."
Su-a nodded at my suggestion.
Her cheeks were faintly flushed—she wasn't uninterested in me.
Curiosity fit her youthful vibe perfectly.
"...Okay, my turn first. Those two in your contacts—are you dating them?"
A purer question than expected.
I smirked and answered.
"A-ran's basically my girlfriend. Mother-in-law's more like fuck buddies. She wants it that way too—says serious relationships are too much pressure."
"...I see. Do they know about each other? That you have other partners?"
"Hmm. A-ran definitely knows. Mother-in-law probably suspects. Women have killer intuition for that stuff."
Su-a looked skeptical that such arrangements really existed.
I turned the tables on her.
"My turn now? You asked two, so I'll ask two. Cool?"
"...Go ahead."
"Have you ever dated a guy? And on a scale of ten, what am I to you?"
She sighed deeply at my playful questions, deflating.
"...Never dated. And you're a zero."
"What? Why? Don't tell me you're into uggos? Even I don't make the cut?"
"Whatever. My turn. How do I rate with you? Those other two are gorgeous with killer bodies. You don't need to bother with me."
She sounded a bit insecure, clearly bothered by the other women.
I pulled her waist close again and answered softly.
"Yeah, I could call it quits anytime. One phone call, and I'm set. No need to blackmail or beg for you."
"......"
"But truth is, you're tempting as hell. You don't fall short at all. To me, you're a raw gem. An uncut diamond."
"...What does that mean? That you can train me to your tastes?"
"Haha, don't twist it like that. Body shape's easy to fix with training and posture. I'm pretty good at that stuff. So what matters is natural charm and face—and you're a ten. Virgin, pretty face, oozing sex appeal. And that pussy's gorgeous. Why wouldn't I like it?"
Su-a's lips twitched upward, her confidence subtly boosted.
"...Tch. You sure talk a good game."
"My turn again. On that note, I have a proposal for you."
"...A proposal? What is it?"
"That body correction I mentioned. It's pricey, but if you want, I'll make it happen. In return, do me one favor."
"...Body correction? That actually works?"
No woman could resist.
Like how guys perk up at penis enlargement.
Unhappy with her flat chest, her eyes sparkled with curiosity.
"Guaranteed results. Assuming you do my favor."
"...Hmm. Tell me what it is first."
"Sure. I want joint control of your channel. Not for the money—I'm genuinely into porn shoots. Especially wanna show off deflowering you to the world."
Her expression shifted intriguingly—shocked, yet intrigued.
"...Run the channel together? With you?"
"Yep. Super hot, right? No leak worries either—we're in it together. No reason to spill. You control the shoots. Skip if you don't want. Only when we both agree."
My persuasion started swaying her.
I pushed with sly words.
"Plus, I'm killer at sex. How do you think I reeled those two in? With this average face? If you're game, I'll be your ultimate partner. Make all those sex fantasies come true."
"...Hmm."
"No rush. Think it over. Even if you say no, no blackmail or leaks. Promise. I just wanna shoot with you for real. Bet you've fantasized about it watching couple channels. Filming with a guy. Just no one trustworthy enough. Right?"
Like a rabbit sinking into quicksand, Su-a nodded faintly.
"...Y-Yeah, kinda."
"See? Guys would line up for you. But who knows what psycho you'd get these days. Might as well get body work from me, boost channel sales, snag a reliable fuck buddy. Win-win-win, no?"
Bombarded by my sales pitch, Su-a replied with trembling eyes.
"...C-Can I think about it a bit?"
"Of course. Take your time. But know this: I don't offer this to just anyone. You're tempting, that's why. And it's one-time only—if you pass, it's done. Got it?"
Deep contemplation clouded her face.
But I could read the answer in her eyes.
I wasn't the desperate one.
She wouldn't refuse.