#42. Supermarket
#42. Supermarket
The dick that overcame the stinging pain and sprang right back up.
Na-eun kneeling in front of me in a polite pose.
I'm hurting but it's hilarious and turning me on.
What the hell is this.
I couldn't stop snickering in disbelief.
"Like it? Oppa?"
Na-eun flashed a bright smile as I laughed.
"Yeah. It's the best. Thrilling."
Being around Na-eun always made me feel like even my head was loosening up a screw or two.
"Anyway, glad you look healthy."
Na-eun rubbed her saliva-covered dick with her hand, swish swish.
"Patient! You're good to be discharged now~"
Like soothing a kid after a shot and sending them off, Na-eun tapped my glans twice with her fingertip, tok tok.
Just like this... discharged?
No way. She gets me this horny and then bails?
I couldn't tolerate her irresponsible behavior.
As Na-eun tried to stand up, I grabbed both her shoulders with my hands.
"...Oppa?"
Na-eun tilted her head at my action.
"The patient's still hurting, you know."
I slowly thrust my dick right in front of Na-eun's eyes.
"You gotta take responsibility all the way, Doc."
"Aw~ What're you talking about~ It's flopping fresh and healthy, totally fine?"
Na-eun slyly turned her head away.
Oh ho. Trying to slip away like that, huh.
"Aah~ Guess I won't come back to this hospital then~"
I slowly started pulling my underwear back up.
"Service this bad, might have to shop around other hospitals~"
"Oth... er... hos... pit... als...?"
Na-eun's face turned fierce as she gripped the bed to stand.
"No~ Why would I come back to a hospital that ignores a patient saying they're hurting and calls 'em healthy~"
"Ha."
Na-eun crawled right back in front of me on her knees, eleng eleng, and yanked my underwear down hard again.
"It might sting a whole lot~"
I thought she'd pull back with a cheeky look, but Na-eun's action exceeded my expectations once more.
"Aaaah!"
Na-eun bit down on my still-hard dick like chomping candy, ang!
I'd expected soft texture, but the crushing pain from her teeth made tears spin in my eyes.
"Hey...! Hey...! You crazy bitch!"
The clear red teeth marks left on my dick.
How hard did she bite?
"Oppa."
"What!"
Still stinging, I clutched my precious and plopped down on the bed.
"Oppa knows he can't go to other hospitals, right?"
"What...?"
"You can't look for any hospital but me."
Na-eun gently caressed the spot with her teeth marks.
"If I catch you even glancing at another hospital. Just like this."
It felt like a soft stroke, then suddenly she pressed down hard enough to hurt, kkuuk.
"Time for surgery."
...Fucking scary.
I had no idea what the surgery entailed, but my head was filled with the thought that if I got caught, I'd be fucked.
"Got it. I get it, so let go first and let's talk."
Sucked, blown, bitten—my dick.
Poor thing, meeting the wrong owner...
I pulled my pants back up and let out a deep sigh.
"So anyway. Why'd you clean so thoroughly?"
She still seemed pissed about my other-hospital jab and whipped her head away.
"Dunno. Just did."
"Yeah? Good job. Now go home."
As I flopped back onto the bed, Na-eun shot me an incredulous look.
"Go? After I turned this into a brand-new place?"
"What. You said you didn't do it expecting anything, just did it. So business done, go."
"Not even gonna praise me?"
"You nearly turned me into a eunuch—would you praise someone like that?"
"Damn..."
She got mad and grumbled sswiksswik, then flung herself down beside me as I lay there.
"What're you doing."
"We promised to go to the mart together."
Oh right.
I'd forgotten, but we were gonna hit the mart, and thanks to her, my design got praised, so I was gonna buy her something tasty.
"Then get up. Why're you lying down too."
"Don't wanna lie with me?"
She looked up at me with big, sparkling eyes.
Could pass for a pure romance manga scene, but no way.
I knew the beast hidden behind this side of her all too well.
"Not that. But a promise is a promise, so let's hit the mart quick."
"Not hating it means you like it, right?"
"Think whatever. Get dressed."
"Tch."
I helped her up after throwing on my outer clothes.
"But what's the plan at the mart?"
"Gonna stock your fridge, Oppa."
Why's Na-eun stocking my fridge?
"Not bad, sure."
"No. Oppa. Eating delivery every day like that will really wreck your health."
What.
For a sec, Na-eun felt like Mom.
Mom always nagged me to eat healthy stuff after I started living alone...
"So not frozen stuff, but actual ingredients?"
"Yep."
"Huh..."
Means she's cooking, and where she's cooking is obvious without asking.
Cooking's fine, but leftover ingredients are a pain to deal with...
No wonder single guys don't cook much.
As I made a tired face, Na-eun jumped in right away.
"Why so many complaints when I'm offering? Unbelievable."
She gestured me over as she opened the front door.
"Come on, you idiot."
"Nye nye."
Arriving at the pretty big mart nearby, Na-eun grabbed a shopping cart and started pushing.
"...Na-eun-ah."
"Yeah."
"Gonna buy that much?"
I'd never in my life come to a mart alone and dragged one of those...
"Oppa, you look like you'd never come alone if I didn't drag it, so since we're here, let's grab what you need."
Hmm... She had a point.
What reason would a single guy have to come to a big mart like this alone.
Corner store down the block's plenty.
"Sure."
Na-eun stopped first at the veggie section.
"Oppa. Any foods you can't eat or picky about?"
"Hmm... Perilla leaves?"
She asked again, surprised by my answer.
"Perilla leaves? Whoa~ Oppa, half your life's a loss~"
"But that smell's kept me from eating 'em since I was a kid."
"Then you skip 'em in sundae or gopchang too...?"
"Obviously pick 'em out."
You know how much work that is, one by one.
"Me...an... ta... Oppa, you're a total... food illiterate..."
...The girl offering to cook started dissing my tastes.
"And any others? Tell me now."
Besides perilla, hmm... Oh right.
"Mint choco."
"Mint choco? Hate that too, so I'll let it slide."
Mint choco was truly beyond my comprehension.
Love mint, love chocolate, but mixed? Nasty.
Like ketchup's good, cereal's good, so pouring ketchup on cereal—same difference.
"So any dinner menu you wanna eat tonight?"
"You're that confident in cooking?"
Dragging me here and asking for a menu—seems like she's pretty skilled.
"Hmm... Well... I can do pretty much any basic home-cooked meal."
"Yeah?"
If so... then... I...
"Soondubu jjigae."
"O. Nice! I'll make that. Done!"
She named the menu, and Na-eun tossed ingredients into the cart like a pro, tuk tuk.
"Tofu, pumpkin... Oh, gotta grab clams later."
She already had the recipe locked in her head.
After grabbing everything for soondubu jjigae, she asked me.
"Any side dishes you want?"
"Sides... Hmm..."
Suddenly curious how far she could go, I cranked up the difficulty.
"Ah~ Kinda craving seasoned crab~"
Na-eun narrowed her eyes.
"You're asking me to make seasoned crab right now?"
"No. Just wanna eat it. That's all."
Na-eun mumbled like she had something to say.
"If I make that, what'll you do for me."
Huh? Not the reaction I expected.
And you can actually make that?
Na-eun-ssi. You some kinda Jang Geum or what.
"Uh... Dunno? Whatever you want?"
I figured she was just talking big, so I tried to brush it off.
"Deal. Then."
Na-eun, who'd been pushing ahead, suddenly swerved the cart.
And her destination: the seafood section.
"Gonna make some crab~"
Na-eun sweetly chatted up the seafood ajusshi.
Felt like a massive cooking project was about to go down in our tiny apartment.
"Miss. How many? I'll hook you up cheap."
"Then just four, please."
As ajusshi started prepping, Na-eun grinned at me.
"Bet you thought I couldn't, Lee Min-ho."
Sudden casual speech.
I flinched.
"Why can you even do that."
No way normal 24-year-olds all know how to make seasoned crab.
Am I the one lacking data?
"I don't usually do labor-intensive stuff like that, but for Oppa, spe.cial ser.vice."
Na-eun tiptoed up and whispered in my ear.
"But I'll make you eat something twice as tasty as crab, Oppa."
Don't worry.
Just looking at your face gets my mouth watering.