Completely Wrecking the Class President's Life and Dignity ♡
Harin's nursing.
After Bulal Nalleum-Nalleum Day, everyday life resumed.
A peaceful, lust-soaked routine so complete I could almost forget about Euna and the other girlfriends…
Honestly, living like this — memory gone, clinging to Harin — didn't seem half bad. Classes were boring, but at least they gave us an excuse to go outside together. Harin still opposed me getting a job, yet I held onto the faint hope she might eventually cave, and for now I simply shared this time with her.
And then, right in the middle of that life — a summons to the police station. Unbelievable.
"……Yes. Looking at it, you don't show up on any nearby CCTV either, so there probably won't be a problem. We just called you in just in case, so please don't take it the wrong way. The other party keeps insisting it was a junior who was there the whole time, so we're just asking… So there was an argument that day, correct?"
"Yes."
"No physical contact of any kind?"
"No. As you can see, my eyes are bad and my arm's like this — what exactly would I be able to do?"
"That arm… we already know that rules you out because of it, but… damn…"
"Did she claim she got hit by me or something? Is that the story going around?"
A nod.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean…"
What is this?
Did that crazy bitch take such a sudden thrashing that she couldn't tell front from back?
I never thought I'd get dragged into this because Euna beat her up. Then again, I was the only other person there, so the misunderstanding makes sense… but still, testifying that she got hit by me is some real next-level bullshit.
She could've just shut her mouth after that whole mess. Why drag me into it?
"So for today…"
Conversation I could barely follow went back and forth — who was the officer in charge, who was the suspect or the victim, statements, all of it…
Fortunately, the person handling me wasn't some hard-ass detective out of a movie or drama. At first his eyes had been sharp, but once Harin led me in and they took my personal details, he tilted his head and clearly figured someone in my physical condition couldn't hurt anybody.
…I hated being pitied, but in this case it worked out in my favor.
"So we're free to leave today, right?"
"Yes, yes. That arm — you submitted the medical certificate earlier, correct?"
"Yes."
"Then head home for today, and when you need to come in again later…"
Fortunately they weren't half-assing the investigation; this summons had just been to ask questions about the incident. There were witnesses who'd seen the Class President suddenly collapse after being hit, and there was CCTV, so I shouldn't have been called in at all — the way they talked, it was only because the other side had deliberately pointed the finger at me. More than anything, the idea that a disabled guy who couldn't use one arm and could barely see had beaten someone bare-handed was absurd, and with no evidence turning up either…
…False accusation?
Or maybe not.
I had stood by and watched Euna hit her, so I couldn't exactly play the victim.
"Is it over?"
"Yeah."
"How'd it go?"
"Not sure exactly, but they were ridiculously nice. Didn't seem like they had any intention of just declaring me the culprit out of nowhere."
"I'm sorry. I caused you all this trouble because I picked a fight with that crazy bitch… I never thought she'd blow it up this big."
"What did you do wrong?"
I meant it.
Harin had lit the match, but the wind that fanned it had been my big mouth and Euna's violence, so honestly I didn't feel particularly put out.
"But because of this, weird rumors started spreading in the group chat. That Juwon's some kind of psycho who jumps people… I figure it's the Class President's doing, and it's seriously annoying."
"Don't worry about it. We're not going to be seeing these people forever. If we just walk around like nothing's wrong, they'll eventually go, 'Guess he wasn't the culprit after all,' and move on."
"It's so shameless. They all pile on and talk shit when they're badmouthing someone, then when they're wrong they just back off without even bowing their heads. I think that's really despicable."
"People are shameless by nature. Look — the most shameless person of all is standing right in front of you. Learn from him."
Well, of course. Here I was, a complete piece of shit freeloading off his girlfriend, making her wait on him hand and foot, demanding allowance money, and even putting her in charge of his sexual needs — who the hell was I to call anyone else shameless?
Coming inside her whenever I felt like it, jamming an onahole into her pussy when she wasn't wet enough, making her suck my balls all night — even I knew I was in no position to trash-talk other people.
"So you're just going to sit on this until they clear you of suspicion?"
"What else am I supposed to do? File a civil suit and hire a lawyer? Got that kind of money? I said some pretty harsh stuff myself back then, so let's just let it go."
"You wouldn't have done that in the old days."
"I was a kid then."
"Hnn…"
She puffed out her cheeks in clear dissatisfaction. Adorable.
Harin seemed to want me to go on a rampage the way I used to, but unfortunately I no longer had the stamina or the physical condition for it — and ever since ending up in this body, a lot of the fight had gone out of me. I had zero desire to do anything of the sort.
"……………"
"…What?"
To soothe her, I pulled her in by the shoulder and held her as we walked slowly. Even that wasn't enough; she rumbled discontentedly in her throat and finally stuck out her lower lip.
"It's just… this wasn't something you did, and if she came after you just because she saw an opportunity to tear into you, then she deserves a fitting punishment."
"What kind of punishment?"
"Divine punishment."
……Divine punishment. That was Harin's "I'm about to do something fucked up" pattern, wasn't it?
Problematic.
Even with her brainwashing ability, the police were already involved. I hoped she'd refrain from anything too conspicuous.
"Don't think weird thoughts. If you keep dwelling on something that pissed you off, you'll be in a bad mood all day. Think about nice things instead."
"Nice things… nice things…"
"We already skipped class again, so let's wander around campus and then head back. Or should we stay out all night? Hit a karaoke place for the first time in ages and wreck our throats? Or go shopping for new clothes? Looks like there's a bunch of stuff over that way — let's play until we're exhausted."
"…Is that really okay?"
"Why not? I'm the one asking. It's not even my money, and I can't do a single thing without your permission."
"U-uh-huh… that's right…!"
If I left Harin alone today, she was definitely going to do something insane to the Class President, so I desperately tempted her. Fortunately our masochistic girlfriend was a genuine freak who got off on offering me tribute, and she fell for the bait immediately.
"Then today it's just the two of us playing around… hehe…"
Beneath that smile, her phone moved.
Wondering if it was brainwashing, I narrowed my eyes and instinctively tried to look away — but she just sent a text and slipped the phone back into her pocket.
"I feel like I haven't seen you text anyone in a long time."
"Have I not?"
"Well, you've always acted like you have zero interest in anyone but me… Do you still keep in touch with some of the graduates?"
"A few of them, yeah. I'm human too. I have friends."
"……Right."
"Why? Worried it might be a guy? Hehe…"
"As if. That'd actually be great. When that day comes, I'll finally get to say you've found a new life. Don't worry about it."
"Don't say stupid things. That day is never coming, so just freeload off me for the rest of your life."
"…………"
Her love was heavy.
She was smiling, smiling — but it was way too intense…
"Anyway, I'll do what you said and not think about anything unpleasant. Because even if I don't get mad, she's definitely going to get her divine punishment all on her own."
"What makes you so sure?"
"Because you're loved by the goddesses of fortune~! Definitely, definitely — no, absolutely…! A piece-of-trash bitch who falsely accuses people — who falsely accuses you, Juwon — is never, ever getting away with it…!"
"That's some ominous shit to say. Looking at the state you're in today, I'm sticking to you all day."
"I love that~!"
Harin tugged me along, saying we should hurry up and go play, and I followed behind her.
If I just kept an eye on this idiot for the rest of the day, nothing would happen.
Nothing would happen.
………………Was I wrong to think that?
The next day.
In front of the university department building.
Yesterday I hadn't left Harin's side once.
Today was the same, so she shouldn't have had a single opening to use her brainwashing on anyone — and yet a commotion broke out anyway.
──Ookiihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
…What the hell is that.
What the actual fuck.
"What is that?"
"Must be some crazy bitch… holy shit, for real…"
"Isn't that the Class President?"
"Insane… why is she like that…"
"Somebody call the cops…"
First thing in the morning, a huge crowd had gathered. The throng formed a circle, every eye locked on the lunatic who'd suddenly appeared in the plaza. Under normal circumstances people wouldn't swarm like this, but the state of the person in question was the problem.
Cheaply dyed blonde hair, tattoos that advertised she'd been around, filthy makeup, and on top of that—
"Ookya, ookyak, gyaahhaaa~! Ookkihii~! Kkihiiiiii~! Kkihit, kkihit, kkihiiiaaaaa~!"
Ook! Ook! Ook!
Ook! Ook! Ook!
A naked monkey, philtrum dropped, screeching like an idiot…
A raving exhibitionist with her legs spread wide, pussy on full display, nipples standing stiff with pleasure…
"Kkihuhiaaaaihooooouuuuuu~♡ Uhiuhiuhiuhihiiiiii~♡ Hi, hik, ookkihooooo~♡"
"─Hik."
As if that weren't enough, she started masturbating right there in front of everyone, making a huge racket.
Squish-squish-squish-squish-squish♡ Squish-squish-squish-squish-squish♡
"Uhohohohohohohohohohohohohot~♡ Ugohohohohohohohohohohohohoho~♡ Kkeuho♡ Kkeuhihohohohoo~♡"
Squish-squish-squish-squish-squish-squish-squish-squish-squish──tsupuuuuuuuut♡♡♡
"Ugh?!"
"Gross!"
"Uho♡ U-uhok♡ Uhihihihihihi~♡ Uho, uhi, o, uho, uhoi~♡ Ihihiiiiii~♡"
The way she was raking her middle and ring fingers through her own vagina looked like a teenage boy who'd just learned how to jerk off, or an animal in heat. Even for a guy it would hurt if you went that rough — and yet she was gouging herself so hard she was spraying fluid, the wet sounds loud enough to drown out the crowd's muttering. It was genuinely extreme.
"Isn't that Yujeong?"
"Hey, Yujeong! You crazy bitch?! What the hell are you doing out here!"
"Ookki?! Kkihiiii!! Kkishahaaaaaaaaaat!!! Kkishat! Kkihyaaaaaaaa!!!"
"How much did this psycho drink… Jesus Christ, I'm losing my mind."
"Kkihahahahahahaha!!! Kkihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!"
"Hey, shit, somebody help!"
The Class President… or rather, people who were probably her friends and our seniors were freaking out, but Harin and I didn't move a muscle.
……Well, nobody in their right mind would want to help in a situation like this.
"Uhohaiiiiiiiiiiiiiing~♡ Ohooooooooo~♡ Ohok♡ Ook♡ Ohoooo~♡"
"You crazy bitch! Stop! Did you eat something wrong for real!"
"Don't film her! Stop filming!"
"Eugeuhoooooooo♡♡♡ Ok♡ O♡ Oohohohohohohohoho~♡ Ok♡ O♡ Ookkihiiooooo~♡"
Pssht♡ Pssht♡ Pssht♡
"Ack!"
"Fuck!"
People around them were recording videos; the seniors who'd jumped in got their faces covered in piss and love juices; and the people who saw that screamed all over again.
"Ookkiheuuooooooo~♡ Ugohooouooooooo~♡ Ogot♡ Ogooohooo~♡ Ookkiihuuuu~♡"
"Fuck, when are the cops getting here!"
"Did anybody even call?!"
"I don't fucking know!"
"Uhouhouho~♡ Uhoooooook~♡"
"Aaaauuuaaaak!!"
Apparently the Class President-turned-monkey didn't like the men trying to stop her from masturbating. This being a deliberately landscaped park in front of the department building, there were plenty of fallen branches — she grabbed one and started swinging it around, and even scooped up a handful of the piss she'd sprayed and flung it. Peak fucking insanity.
"Ahahaha~! Ahahahahahat~!"
Even through all of that, plenty of people still had their phones out — and Harin was one of them.
"Ahh~! See? That's why you shouldn't do bad things. I told you divine punishment would come down like this~!"
"Harin…"
"Ahahaha… ahat… What's wrong? Not funny?"
Harin was laughing. My face stayed frozen.
I wondered if I should even ask, but I had no choice.
"…Did you do something to the Class President?"
"Hm? Why would you ask that?"
"Because…"
Given the atmosphere lately, Harin might already have figured it out.
That I knew. That she knew I knew. That we were both looking the other way.
"No."
Maybe that was why she ignored the reason for my question and simply shook her head.
"No. I didn't do anything."
"…Me?"
"Yeah. We were together yesterday and today, right? So stop suspecting me. Just call it divine punishment, okay?"
"Ha… that's insane…"
She'd foreshadowed it yesterday, and now this chaos had erupted.
And she still called it divine punishment…
"Euhoooooooooot~♡ Uhouhouho~♡ Uhoooooook~♡ Oong~♡"
I was sighing in sheer disbelief when she finished shoving away the men who'd come to stop her and started looking our way.
"U, o, uho, o~! Uhuhuhhihihihihi~!"
She slapped the branch she was holding against the ground — chap chap chap — while the other hand raked furiously through her crotch♡, drawing closer and closer. Having lost all dignity, she was already too shameful to call human. Even a caveman would've looked better than that.
"Uho, e, hok♡ Ukkeuhiiooo~♡ Kkiho♡ Kkik, kkik, kkigigigigi, kkigit~♡ Kkigigigigigigigit~♡"
"Let's back up."
"Okay~♪"
Sensing we were about to get caught in the crossfire, we quietly slipped away — and in that moment I saw something jammed into her asshole.
…A vibrator, maybe?
My eyes were too bad to tell exactly what it was, but she'd done all this while wearing something like that… and with everyone filming, hiding it would be impossible. Starting from this moment today, the videos would spread and the damage would be massive.
"That should finish that slut off. No matter how thick-skinned she is, this situation's too much — we probably won't be seeing her around campus anymore."
"If she doesn't kill herself after this, she's tougher than I thought. Who the hell does that in their right mind."
Beyond the crowd came the sounds — ook♡ ook♡ ook♡ — of a monkey, and I could only manage a bitter smile.
She was pitiful, sure… but on the other hand……
"…Did you like it?"
"What kind of answer are you hoping for."
"I want to hear you say it was fun, with your own mouth."
"No. Why would I."
"Hnn—"
If it had been my own girl putting on a show like that just for me, instead of some stranger… if it had been that, I quietly muttered to myself that I would've honestly accepted it as a fun bit of play — and then I left immediately.
I'd lost my memories, so maybe I'd enjoyed things in that direction quite a bit too.
And if that was the case, then maybe this whole incident was something my masochistic girlfriend — the one with "that kind of hobby" — had orchestrated.