Electric Fly Swatter Ass Zaps — Asshole Ashtray♡
A hand was reaching out.
Closer.
Closer.
Faster and faster.
Coming straight this way.
"Over here, maybe?"
The way she casually groped at empty air made it clear Harin was already used to situations like this.
"N-no, n-nooo, noooooo… She found me… She actually… she actually found meee~! Hnn, uuugh~!"
At that, Euna — the girl who claimed to be mine — started trembling violently. She was genuinely terrified of someone like Harin. Apparently her invisibility only made her unseen and unheard; scent and touch still worked just fine. I debated what to do about it, then decided to take the exhibitionist's side for now — if only to clear up the questions that had been nagging me since morning.
"The smell's coming from this way… and if I'm right—"
"Hiiiiiieeeee~?! She's coming… sh-she's coming… I have to run… J-Juwon? Your fist, p-pull your fist out! Your fiiist~!"
Five seconds until Harin's hand touched Euna.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
"Hohiiiiiieeeek~?!"
—Brrring-brrring♡
"…Huh?"
The sudden ring of a phone stopped Harin's hand cold. Euna froze with both hands clamped over her face.
"Ah~! It's Juwon calling!"
"…Huh-heh?"
A dazed little sound slipped out of Euna as she turned to look at me. My right hand was still buried inside her pussy, so I used my nearly useless left to lift the phone to my ear. The arm was so weak it shook the moment I raised it, but I kept scraping around inside her with my right hand and answered as casually as I could.
"Hello."
"Oh! Hello? Juwon, where are you right now?!"
Where do you think? Right in front of you. Holding a phone to my ear and talking to you from two feet away.
"I told you I was going to the bathroom. Where the hell are you? Did you go take a dump too?"
"M-me? No, I'm behind the department building. I heard there was a fight and came out to check. Are you okay? You didn't get mixed up in it, did you?"
"Worrying about me is a full-time job for you, huh. Why would I get mixed up in something like that? I came back, didn't realize you were gone, and started talking to empty air. I'm so fucking embarrassed right now — hurry back."
"Empty air? Is… is your eyesight bad again?"
"Bad doesn't cover it. Everything's spinning… ah, shit, I can't… uuugh…"
"W-w-wait! Are you sure you're okay?! Hang on! I'm coming right up!"
"Yeah… hurry up… I really can't…"
"Okay! Okaaay! Okay! Okay! I'm coming right now! Just in case, don't hang up, wait a se—"
—Click.
"Aaaah?! God, am I an idiot?! I shouldn't have left my seat~! I knew he'd be right back! Hiiing~!"
I hung up on her and she scrambled off. Feeling her worry over me like that almost made me feel bad for what I was doing to Harin.
"Thank god. I almost got completely fucked…"
"What happens if she catches you?"
"I get chiki-chiki'd… ch-chiki-chiki'd and… I forget…!"
"Chiki-chiki?"
"Yeah…"
No idea what the hell that meant.
Anyway, Harin must have sprinted, because barely a moment after I hung up she was calling again. I shot back a short text — Kidding. Gonna get more air first. — then shoved the phone into the bushes behind the department building, right where the cigarette butts were piled up.
"You sure? You can just ditch that?"
"I'm just stashing it for a bit."
It wasn't a bike. Nobody was going to steal it. This was Korea, after all.
Assuming Euna was telling the truth — and given that she'd already tracked me this far, the assumption barely mattered — hanging onto the phone would just let Harin keep chasing us. So I left it and we moved.
My cock swinging free, her ass swaying side to side. Behold: the birth of an exhibitionist couple.
"So is that how you always talk? Shaking like a leaf, and yet you're out here flashing everything."
"You said you liked it thiiis way…"
"Who the hell even… ah, never mind. I already know who."
Me?
Yeah. Definitely me.
I couldn't remember, but the way the story was going, it had to be.
"From the way you're talking, it sounds like Harin wiped my memories. That right?"
"Probably…?"
"Why aren't you sure?"
"Because we're looking for the culprit too… we don't… we don't know anything either…!! That's why I ignored the others telling me not to and came to find you…!!"
She was about to cry again. Emotions hit this girl fast.
"One day Harin just… t-took you and disappeared… We even went to your parents' house and you weren't there… Everyone searched and we still couldn't find you…!!"
"…You went to my house too? Wait. Do my parents know you?"
"Not so much 'know' as… we saw them a lot, so we were close… they used to know us… but…"
…Used to?
"Same thing that happened to me?"
"Yeah… They looked right at us and said they didn't know who we were… So we kind of talked around it… said we were your friends… and when we asked where you'd gone, they said they didn't know either… that you weren't answering your phone… so… so……"
"…? Lately they don't pick up even when I call from my end."
"That's… H-Harin's doing…! They probably don't even register that the phone is ringing…!!"
I scratched my forehead with the hand still dripping pussy juice.
Couldn't remember. Couldn't even register. That was basically…
"You're saying they got brainwashed?"
"Yes!"
"What do you mean 'yes'? Wait — Harin can brainwash people?"
"Yeeeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!!!!"
Are you a dog?
A simple yes would have been fine, but her whole body was nodding so hard I just stared at her.
"What?"
"Just thinking your character is really fucking committed."
"Niheheh…"
On top of the sudden appearance of espers, that speech pattern of hers was something else. And now Harin could brainwash people too. Somehow every piece of this mess was starting to make sense.
Then what about Ms. Hye-yeon?
There were gaps in my memory around the teacher as well.
…I hadn't always lived this vacant, had I?
Why was I only realizing it now?
The second I notice it, the dissonance hits like a fucking hailstorm… What the hell… So Mom and Dad, Ms. Hye-yeon, every girl I've held — Harin didn't negotiate any of that. She just brainwashed them and dragged them in?
I'd been feeling guilty for all the help I'd been getting. But if this was real…
"Juwon?"
"Wait. Wait wait wait. I'm pissed right now, so sit tight until I cool off. My blood's boiling so hard I could die."
"Ah… u… uuh…"
"Hsssss… haaah~!!"
I ducked into the shade a little ways from where Harin had been and lit another cigarette. Euna, still invisible — maybe she had to stay that way — kept my pants down and held onto my cock, scratching that vicious-looking glans of mine with practiced little scrapes, scritch-scritch-scritch-scritch~♡, naturally pouring on the flattery.
This wasn't her first or second time.
She really had been one of my girlfriends. Or at least a fuck buddy.
"U-um, Juwon! Y-you still… you still don't have your memories back, r-right?!"
"…And?"
"Then… th-this, this, thiiis~!"
Sure enough, the crazy exhibitionist dug into the pocket of the coat she was wearing and pulled out the thing that had been catching my eye the whole time. An electric fly swatter that crackled with a vicious bzzzt-bzzzt the second you hit the button. No way that thing was meant for bugs. The way she was presenting her ass at a precarious angle, desperate not to leave my side, told me exactly what she wanted.
"Here♡ Nothing beats Euna's ass for stress relief♡ With the electric fly swatter♡ Whap-whap♡ Whap-whap-whap~♡ Work off your stress like you always do~♡"
"You'll do anything with that ass, huh. You know you might lose all feeling in it?"
"I'm that kind of giiirl~♡ Flashing, getting my ass spanked, I love it sooo much~♡"
That kind of girl, huh…
If Harin was a "tribute masochist" who got off on offering me things, then Euna fell into the "ass-or-exhibition masochist" category. Judging by the look of her, those mystery girls she'd called "us" each had their own type too.
…Why did my brain only work this well when it came to shit like this?
"Heheh♡ Hek♡ Heh♡ Euna's ass will do anything Juwon wants — it's a total pervert buuutt~♡"
Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle~♡ Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle~♡
The way she thrust that ass back and shook it was so damn tempting that my grip on the fly swatter tightened on its own. I was already hard and ready to cum, so I stood up, lined up from behind, and pushed in — squelch♡ — and that gaping, fist-ready pussy of hers swallowed my goblin bat like it was nothing.
"Ohoh♡ Ehk♡ H-heh, hehihihi~♡ Cock, thank youuu~♡ Euna's pussy always gets treated like a pocket♡ You barely ever use it~♡ So, so, I'm so happy♡ Huihiiiiieeeee~♡"
Thwap♡ Thwap♡ Thwap♡
…Thwap?
"Huhet♡ Hek♡ Uuuuugh~♡ Euk♡ Uuugh~♡"
It was wet enough, and the grip was decent, but the tightness was soft — almost too soft. I never thought a hole existed that could take my cock this smoothly…
"Nn… u… how is it? It's been so long since Euna had Juwon's cock… euk… this… huuuugh~♡"
"It's not like it doesn't squeeze at all, but if there was a better hole around I probably wouldn't use this one… The only reason it doesn't feel completely loose is because it's my cock, right? This is just a ruined pussy. No joke — with an ass that size and a grip this soft, if you got pregnant you wouldn't even need a delivery table."
"Delivery table?"
"I mean if you jumped in place while pregnant, the kid would just pop right out."
Seriously.
"U-oh, worst review possible, just like I expected~♡ But I hear it all the tiiime~♡ Even without your memories, Juwon is still Juwon♡ Of course you're our master~♡"
I pursed my lips, took a long drag, and flicked ash onto that royal ass of hers.
"Ihooooong♡ Ieuhh♡ Ik♡ Ii~♡"
"Hssss… ah, fuck, I get what this feels like. It's like ducking into a public restroom when you need to piss on the way somewhere… Just a hole you dump cum into when you're horny, huh…?"
"Muu♡ Yeah♡ Uu♡ Yeah♡ That's riiight~♡ Euna's hole♡ You used it for peeing a lot too♡ Same feeel~♡ My womb was a walking urinaaal~♡ Hehek♡"
A pussy urinal…
Just how much of a degenerate had I been before I lost my memories?
"Ot♡ U♡ Oo♡ Ok♡ Still, I'll squeeze as hard as I can, so just dump your cum in me~♡ Hek♡ Het♡ Heuuugh~♡ Don't even care if a girl like me cums or not♡ Uu~♡"
"Wasn't planning to, you cum-rag bitch."
"Ihiuuuung♡ Yeah♡ Uung♡ Ohet♡"
Thwap♡ Thwap♡ Thwap♡ Thwap♡
As the urge to cum built up nicely, I switched on the electric fly swatter.
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt♡♡♡♡ Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt♡♡♡♡♡
"Hugihiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek?!?!?!!"
All that built-up stress melted away with Euna's scream.
An electric fly swatter. Whose idea was this, seriously.
"Huoohaaaaaaa♡♡♡ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa♡♡♡♡ Ik♡ Ah♡ My ass, burning, it's been so long, mhaaaahn~♡"
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt♡♡♡ Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt♡♡♡♡ — Sizzle♡ Crack♡ Snap♡ Snap♡
"Kkuhp, u, ah♡ Iiiiung♡ The plate, it's hooot♡ Illegal modded zapper♡ Hot~♡ Ik♡ Another checkerboard on my aaass~♡"
"Checkerboard?"
"Ibuuuu♡ Checkerboaaard~♡ From the meat getting seared, an ass checkerboaaard~♡ Gyahuuuugh~♡"
"…Ah."
I'd been frying her right cheek without mercy, and the sounds — sizzle♡ crack♡ sizzle♡ sizzle-crack♡ snap♡ — would have made anyone flinch. Even so, Euna clenched her teeth, planted both hands on the ground, and kept squeezing her pussy. Just like she'd said, a checkerboard brand was forming across her right ass cheek. You could honestly play a board game on it.
"Hogohoooooooo♡♡♡♡ Hogohoooaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa♡♡♡♡♡ Oh♡ Ok♡ Love's paddle♡ Current violence ordering my pussy to squeezeee~♡ Hi-hogo♡ Higiiiieuu~♡ Oohooooooooooot~♡"
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt♡♡♡♡ Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt♡♡♡ Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt♡♡♡♡
Crack! Sizzle! Snap! Snap! Snap!
"Kkuhuuuuuuuooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung♡♡♡♡♡♡♡"
So this thing was for making her pussy tighten. Fucking hilarious.
"Hogot♡ Huk♡ Gohoooooouuuugh~♡ Uhouuuugh~♡ My ass, my white ass, marks only on the riiight~♡ Ot♡ That's a medal of honor♡ Proof I'm back as a cum-rag♡ Hiuuooooh~♡ The best♡ The absolute beeeest~♡"
Sizzle♡ Snap♡ Sizzle-crack♡ Snap♡
Watching that ridiculous scene, I kept slamming my hips — thwap-thwap♡ — until the smell of searing flesh finally hit my nose. Whatever illegal mods were on that swatter, a cross-hatched iron brand was burned into one cheek so big I couldn't even cover it with both hands — and her pussy had clamped down so hard it was wringing my balls dry.
"No point holding it… Stress jizz incoming. Got it?"
"Nuhot… heh, hek, nuhek… ek… got iiit~! Yeah, ah, ahaaa~♡ Ahaaaa♡ Ak♡ At♡ Aaaaah~♡"
A man holds back his orgasm for the pleasure, or so he doesn't think of himself as a premature ejaculator. Or, failing that, so the woman can finish first. Me? I dumped my load as casually as a guy pissing in a public restroom.
"Ot♡ Eh♡ Hoeh~♡"
Gulp♡ Gulp♡
"Eut-u, yeah, u, uuuung♡"
Gulp♡ Gulp♡
"Mut, u, uuuuuuuuut♡♡♡"
Bzzzt♡ Bzzzt♡ — Crack♡
"Kkuhp♡ It♡ Uuuuouuung~♡"
Slaaap♡
"Hugyat?!"
The second I finished cumming, I peeled the electric fly swatter off her right ass cheek.
"Het♡ Ho, hu, hueh♡ Heh, ek♡ Eeh~♡ My skin, a little, burned~♡ Euk♡ U♡ Checkered ass♡ I diiid♡"
"You know your right ass cheek just turned into a zebra, right?"
"Hek, heh, heheheheheh, I'm a zeeebra~♡ Royal-ass checkered zeeebra~♡ Hihing~♡"
An iron burn on one whole cheek. I would have been crying from the pain, but this girl looked so happy about it that I didn't feel a shred of guilt.
More than that — I kept my cock planted in her pussy like I was draining residual piss, finished the rest of my cigarette, and while I was wondering where to ditch the butt, her asshole helpfully opened up.
"Th-the cigarette… over heeere♡ You can throw it away heeere♡"
"So your pussy's a basket and your asshole's a trash can?"
"Yes♡ It's a dirty place anyway♡ Feel free to remodel it however you waaant♡ Hehehek♡"
"You've got good instincts."
Squelch~♡
"Hugihiieee♡ Ik, i♡ U, uuu, it♡ Cigarette in my ass♡ Thank you so muuuch~♡ Hik, hi♡ Heehek~♡"
Her pussy was a well-maintained pink, but her anus was blackened and charred — clearly it had taken worse treatment than the front hole. The fact that she was happy even with a still-smoldering butt shoved in there meant she'd definitely swallowed hotter and sharper things before.
"Harin was already ridiculously convenient, but you're no slouch either."
"Hit, hiheh, of course nooot♡ Me, Harin, the other girls too♡ We're all just girls who worked hard for Juwon~♡ This much is nothiing♡"
"That so."
First girlfriend: a tribute masochist with reverse-NTR tastes who offered up money and women.
Second girlfriend: a multipurpose royal-ass exhibitionist with pussy-basket and asshole-trash-can functions.
……What about the rest?
"One load out and my mood's settled. Let's hear your story."
"Right heeere?"
"After I finish this last bit."
"Okay, okay, so Harin doesn't catch us… I'll swallow everything with my aaass… huu… huu… huhit-♡"
"And the ashtray?"
"Uuteh~♡ Riiight heeere~♡ In Euna's asshoole~♡ Euit~♡"
Wiggle-wiggle♡ Wiggle-wiggle♡
Tap♡
"Hugut~♡ Uuuuuung~♡ Delicious♡"
Spreading her asshole to swallow cigarette ash — her whole act was flawless.
…Which only convinced me the rest of those girls would be just as ridiculous.