It's Natural for Friends to Play With Each Other's Dicks

What the hell.

What the hell is this, fuck.

The sudden turn of events left me reeling like I'd taken a hammer to the skull, but I wasn't the only one stunned.

"…?!?!?!"

I'd never seen that look on her face before.

I wanted to explain to Seo Ji-young that I hadn't done anything, that Yuki had simply gotten sucked into the hypnosis's influence all of a sudden… but.

The thing was, for that to work, I was supposed to be under hypnosis too, right?

Which meant the only person who ought to find this situation strange was Seo Ji-young, the owner of the hypnosis app.

"Oppa, you're not hard yet? Hurry up and take your cock out. It's my first time touching one, so I'm super excited."

Hngh.

And on top of everything, Yuki's shy little confession.

"Your first ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠time?"

"Hm? Oh, yeah. Yuki was a total model student back in school~ Mom was ridiculously strict. But I declared myself free a little while ago! You're my first, Oppa. Hehe."

Damn it.

Was I dreaming?

Three girls living under the same roof as me, every last one of them an S-class beauty of the region, and all virgins? Even a filthy otaku's fantasy would get roasted for being this over-the-top.

But fantasy or not, I was fine with it.

Then again, was the hypnosis app any more realistic?

"This is some real fucking bullshit……."

Seo Ji-young ground her teeth and muttered under her breath, but I pretended not to hear a thing.

People under hypnosis couldn't lie, after all.

You said so yourself, didn't you?

Well, there you go, Ji-young.

My cock and my brain had both voted yes, so it was two against one.

"But what's this thing sticking out down here? Don't tell me this is Oppa's cock?"

"Mm. It got hard listening to you."

Yuki couldn't hide her shock as she stared at my massive cock, which had swollen so aggressively it was jutting out from under my shorts.

A pretty girl with sparkling eyes, staring at a cock.

No matter how many times I saw it, it was a sight that filled me with happiness and pride.

"Waaah……."

"Ugh."

"Ah, sorry. Did that hurt?"

"Don't poke it with your nails…. It's really sensitive down there. Seo Ji-young does that all the time too."

"……."

The moment her name came up, she whipped her head around and glared daggers at me, eyes practically rolling in their sockets.

But you're the one who kept scraping the head with your nails even after I told you not to, saying my reactions were funny.

Honestly it hurt in a good way, but if you leave a scratch on the cock, we both lose.

So stop looking at me like that.

It's scary.

"Hmm~"

Yuki, on the other hand, just kept smiling sweetly as she started examining my cock.

This time she carefully rubbed it with the soft pads of her fingers, careful not to let her nails touch.

Even so, she kept glancing over at Ji-young the whole time—she was definitely showing off on purpose.

She accepted that playing with a cock was a natural thing to do… but she also knew Seo Ji-young hated it?

Hypnosis apps were complicated.

"What's this stuff coming out of the tip, Oppa? It doesn't seem like pee."

"Pre-cum. It's not semen… it's what comes out when a guy gets turned on."

"Ah, I know what that is. Girls have something like that too!"

"Mm. Pretty similar."

"Can I touch it?"

Nod nod nod nod.

An utterly innocent question—except the one asking it was a virgin bitch of a blonde gyaru, and that was the comedy of it.

I think they called this gap moe.

"Waaah… it's so warm."

Slick.

Yuki's hands ran a little on the cool side.

The complete opposite of Seo Ji-young, who ran hot to the point of feverish and sweated like crazy.

Thanks to that, the pre-cum dried almost immediately, so it felt less like sticky squelching and more like a clean rub.

The novelty felt good.

Pulling my cock out the side of my shorts and having her stroke it added its own weirdly thrilling edge.

"Oppa."

"Yeah?"

"How many people have touched this so far?"

She asked the question while still caressing my cock, head tilted just low enough that it looked like she might suck it any second.

I stared at Yuki's lips and answered right away.

"Well… just Ji-young."

"Not this year. Ever, in your whole life."

"…Nobody……?"

Technically Seol-ah had too, but I knew better than to bring that up right now.

"Really? You're not lying?"

"With a face like Ha Seung-chul's, you think any girl would go near him? This loser doesn't even know how lucky he is, running his mouth……."

"Is it that bad? I think Oppa's pretty charming, though. In Yuki's opinion~ it kind of feels like Ji-young Unnie is gaslighting him a little?"

"……."

What the hell was gaslighting again.

I knew it was a word girls threw around a lot, at least.

Anyway, round three between the two of them had officially begun.

If they were going to fight, couldn't they at least do it while stroking my cock?

"Mama always said men fall for the girl who makes them shine. Ah, of course Unnie said she doesn't even like Oppa, so it doesn't matter, right?"

"S… so what. What about it."

"If you do like him, maybe try being a little more honest about it~"

"M-me? Like that bastard? Don't delude yourself. I just like playing with his cock because it's big…!"

"Then that means Yuki can play with it too, right?"

Stroke, stroke.

Yuki gave the shaft a little shake to stand it up properly, then flicked her tongue out and wet her lips.

Whether it was lip gloss or just spit, they looked especially glossy.

Any second now those pale, soft fingers would wrap around my cock—

"Fuck… hey, get lost."

Ah, why.

Why!!

Despite my silent scream of protest, Seo Ji-young shoved Yuki aside and planted herself right between my legs.

And then.

"I don't give a shit what you think. This is my toy, so keep your greedy eyes off it."

She yanked my pants clean off…?

"Ha Seung-chul, you snake-dicked bastard. One look at a girl and you start drooling…. I should just kill you for real……."

"Eeeh, what's wrong? We're just friends fooling around."

"Y-yeah. Just playing!"

"Fuck off. This cock is mine alone."

"Hngh."

A hand clamping around the shaft, a tight, crushing pressure riding up my cock.

But I didn't hate it.

Because the look on Seo Ji-young's face right now was kind of hot.

"…… Don't smile, you piece of shit."

"Hehe."

"And stop grinning like that."

Possessiveness? Jealousy?

Or did she just find Yuki that annoying?

No way she was doing this because she actually liked me.

My cock was just getting used as a prop in the two girls' power struggle—but I was fine with that.

They say a man will still get hard even with a knife at his throat if someone ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠shows him a pair of tits.

"…… Piece of shit. Why's your cock so big anyway. You should've just been born with a tiny one."

"Isn't that a really mean thing to say? With Oppa's build, a small one would look kinda weird."

"You just shut your mouth and watch. In Korea, age always comes first."

"Uuu, old hag."

Squelch, squelch.

Seo Ji-young started jerking me off using my own pre-cum as lube.

One hand wasn't enough, so she put both to work and went at it with real effort.

Her movements even looked a little frantic.

Judging by the blatant territorial comments she kept throwing ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠out, that was probably exactly it.

"How is it? Feels good? Feels so good you could die, right?"

"Yeah…. It really does."

"Y-you don't need some other bitch's hands or anything, right?"

"…? No?"

But that was as far as it went.

Good was good, and not good was not good.

I'd been born with a cock, and the girls were laying out a whole harem banquet for me of their own free will—why the hell would I turn that down?

And like I said, right now Yuki and I were both under hypnosis.

Which meant I could say shameless shit like this out loud.

"We're just friends fooling around—there's no place for that kind of talk. You can't leave someone out, Ji-young."

"…… Oh, is that so."

"Exactly, exactly! It's not like we're dating! Sex would be too much, but this much is something friends can do, right?"

So that was how she was interpreting the setup.

But last time Yuki had said she was going to take my virginity—I guess she hadn't been serious after all.

Or maybe she was the type who believed sex was only for couples?

Human greed knows no bounds; after getting handjobs and even having my cock sucked, I'd started wanting to lose my virginity for real… but oh well.

Shame.

"I should just kill her……."

"……."

Speaking of which, wasn't it about time I soothed Seo Ji-young a little.

The way she was talking about killing someone, I was starting to suspect the target wasn't Yuki but me.

They always say the sister-in-law who tries to break up the fight ends up more hated than anyone.

Still, calming Seo Ji-young down was pretty easy.

I had a cheat key for her.

"Even so, Ji-young, your hands feel way better."

"…! Really?"

"Yeah. Your skill… is better too."

Honestly, talking to a girl like this felt pretty mid-forties loser, but.

For now she liked hearing it, so.

"W-what about it feels so good?"

"Huh? W-well. It's a lot softer… and? I'm way more used to you, so……."

"…… I see."

Even I thought the reasoning was pathetic, but Seo Ji-young was blushing like she loved it.

And Yuki was watching the two of us with a distinctly sour look.

Then she added:

"Unnie and Oppa really are just friends……."

"What? You wanna die for real?"

"Yeah. That actually kind of pisses me off too."

"Fuck, why are you pissed off?!"

"Ah, shit. It's gonna snap, you crazy bitch!"

I didn't think she had it in her—what a real disappointment.

How could she put a gloomy menhera webtoon artist like her on the same level as me?

That stung worse than my cock being crushed in Seo Ji-young's grip.

A healthy, pure young man like me—hm, okay, maybe not.

Anyway, a little more respect for Seo Ji-young, please.

"Yuki's combat power just hit zero……. I'm sorry, Unnie. Yuki will yield."

"…? Yield what?"

"Seung-chul Oppa's virginity. Unnie can take Oppa first."

"Wh-wh-what……?!"

"In exchange, next time I get to eat Oppa's cock, no interfering, okay~"

Thud.

With that, Yuki shut the door and left the room.

"What the hell is that crazy bitch even saying…?!"

"……."

Just the two of us left in the room again.

And for some reason, it felt like round three had ended in Seo Ji-young's victory.

The reason being, well.

Because Seo Ji-young getting all happy just from being praised for how well she stroked a cock was kind of pitiful……?

Looking at it from a third-person perspective, it really was a little heartbreaking.

If it were me, I'd have jumped out the window from pure shame.

"Aaaaagh…! Should I just kill that bitch for real?"

"Calm down, Ji-young."

"You shut the fuck up."

"Okay."

But why hadn't she pushed back at all when Yuki started talking about taking my virginity.

After everything that had just gone through my head, I couldn't help but fixate on it.

So I decided to just throw a fastball straight down the middle.

"Seo Ji-young."

"What."

"If I asked you to do it, would you?"

"D-do what?"

"Don't play dumb and make me ask again."

"……."

I deliberately dropped my voice lower than usual.

I wasn't a complete idiot; for all her constant sniping, I knew she liked my body a lot more than she let on.

So let's do it.

I lose my virginity, you lose yours.

In the otaku industry, the consensus is that the only one fit to take a girl's virginity is another virgin, right?

"…… So what. You want to do it right now?"

"Huh? No, I didn't necessarily mean—ow."

"You bastard."

Why did she always have to throw things at people's faces.

And then came the rapid clack-clack of typing.

Tch, failed, huh.

Looks like she was about to rewrite things so I couldn't bring up sex-related topics with her anymore.

I had gone a little too hard on the throttle, to be fair.

But the screen Seo Ji-young shoved in my face, her own cheeks burning scarlet, had something written on it that was a little different from what I'd expected.

"At least set the mood a little before you ask for sex, you fucking otaku forever-alone virgin bastard……."

… What do I do.

I think I'm about to get hard already.