The Reason for Driving
The carriage kicked up a violent cloud of dust as it sped away, leaving Baron Behrman's territory far behind.
With the pursuing forces annihilated and the Baron himself decapitated, no one would be chasing them for the time being.
Only two more territories stood between them and their destination: the Winterfell Dukedom.
After riding in silence for a long while, Jill cautiously spoke up.
"Hey... Astrid. Are we really going to be okay?"
"About what, Lady Jill?"
Astrid, holding the reins on the driver's seat, asked back dryly.
"I mean, we killed a Baron. And you literally blew his head off... Isn't that going to cause massive trouble later?"
Jill's voice was laced with anxiety.
Astrid let out a deep sigh and shrugged her shoulders.
"It is already done, Lady Jill. He dared to point his blade at the Lady who is to inherit the Dukedom. Even ten necks wouldn't have been enough to pay for his insolence. Honestly, he got off easy by just dying."
"R-right? We'll be fine... probably?"
"At this point, even I do not know. Lord Penis must have a plan. ...Probably."
Astrid had already reached a state of half-enlightenment.
Traveling with a man who constantly defied common sense with his absurd martial prowess and bizarre antics had gradually eroded her own sensibilities as a knight.
A carefree mindset of 'eh, things will work out somehow' was slowly taking over her mind.
Just then, Eliana chimed in from inside the carriage with an ecstatic expression.
"Don't worry, sister! Lord Penis is never wrong! An evil man like the Baron deserved to die like that anyway!"
"......"
Jill stared at Eliana, completely speechless.
This girl is far gone. She's completely lost her mind.
Eliana was wearing the thickest rose-tinted glasses in history. If Penis claimed he could spin gold from straw—no, make gourmet soup out of literal shit—she would probably believe him without a second thought.
Jill pressed a hand to her forehead, sinking into deep despair.
Let's think about this. Penis? He's literally my past-life dick turned human, what does he know? Eliana? A naive lady completely blinded by her obsession with Penis. Astrid? A female knight who now just gets dragged around by Penis.
There was only one conclusion.
As I thought... I'm the only sane person in this party.
Jill clenched her fists with a solemn expression.
I have to keep us grounded. I need to lead this crazy party and somehow get us safely to the Dukedom! I'm the breadwinner here, the head of the household!
Of course, she had completely forgotten the fact that just moments ago, she had been running around the battlefield wearing nothing but a cloak, utterly intoxicated by her own reflection.
At that moment, Penis, who had been staring blankly out the window, turned his head.
"Hey, Astrid."
"Yes, Lord Penis."
"What's the next territory? Is it ruled by another loudmouth like this last guy?"
At Penis's question, Astrid searched her memory for a moment, then composed herself and began to explain seriously.
"The next territory is Iron Hill. It is ruled by Viscountess Beatrice."
"A Viscountess? A female lord?"
Penis's eyebrow twitched.
"Yes. She is a powerful figure who owns the largest mineral vein in the North. Using the high-quality iron ore mined there, she produces weapons and various supplies, serving as a pillar of the northern economy."
Astrid continued.
"Currently, she belongs to no faction and maintains strict neutrality. If we can secure her support, it will be of immense help in Lady Eliana reclaiming the Dukedom. We would solve both our funding and weaponry issues in one go."
"Ho, a capable woman."
An intrigued smirk played on Penis's lips.
"That is not all."
Astrid lowered her voice slightly.
"She is a widow in her early thirties. Thanks to her stunning beauty and vast wealth, she receives constant marriage proposals from countless northern noblemen. She is so captivating that she is called the 'Black Rose of the North,' yet she is a proud woman who has never let anyone close to her."
"A widow in her thirties... rich, capable, with men lining up for her..."
In an instant, Penis's eyes flashed.
He licked his lips with interest, stroking his chin.
"A widow... now that is very interesting. She might be desperately lonely after losing her husband."
The grin on his face was like that of a beast that had just spotted its prey.
The moment Jill saw that expression, a shiver ran down her spine.
This bastard... here he goes again.
Jill screamed internally.
He's definitely plotting how to bed that Viscountess in his head! He's a total pervert who thinks about nothing but sex!
Jill's worry quickly turned into absolute certainty. And sadly, her premonitions of this nature had never once been wrong.
"Then we must pay her a visit."
Penis said with a smirk.
At those words, Astrid gripped the reins tighter as if resigned to her fate, and the carriage picked up speed, hurtling toward Iron Hill.
Jill stared at the passing scenery with anxious eyes, muttering under her breath.
"...Let's just pass through quietly this time... seriously... please..."
Hearing her, Penis glanced back at Jill.
"Jill, are you jealous by any chance?"
"W-what?! Who's jealous of whom?! Everywhere we go, there's a massive brawl and heads start flying! How could I not worry?!"
Jill snapped with a bright red face. But despite her words, there was a faint, chilling trace of something resembling jealousy laced in the edge of her voice.
Penis stared intently at Jill before suddenly wrapping his arm around her waist and pulling her into his chest.
"Hey, what are you...!"
Jill gasped, swallowing her scream at the sudden embrace. Penis's body heat and rock-hard chest pressed directly against her.
"Don't worry."
Penis whispered in a low voice.
"You are my first, after all."
"W-what... whaaat?! Who is your first?!"
Jill's face instantly flushed crimson. She felt hot from head to toe, and she hated it even more because she knew exactly what those words implied.
Meanwhile, Penis's hand slithered down past Jill's waist. As his fingers slipped between her thighs, Jill's body flinched involuntarily.
"Ngh... I told you to stop..."
Even as she protested, she couldn't completely suppress the soft whimper escaping her lips.
I'm a man... I'm a man... I'm not happy about this at all... Not. At. All...
Jill desperately brainwashed herself. Yet, her throbbing, wet heat and trembling pussy were, as always, craving Penis's touch and his massive cock.
At that moment, feeling a chilling gaze from the side, Jill's spine went cold, and she stole a glance.
Eliana had a smile plastered on her face, but her eyes were completely dead.
Ah... I'm fucked.
Jill muttered to herself, feeling like she was truly going to lose her mind.
If she stayed like this, putting aside the fact that she'd get devoured by Penis again, she had no idea what that jealousy-blinded princess might do to her.
To survive, Jill scrambled to her feet.
"I-I want to try driving the carriage! Yes, driving! I've always wanted to try it! Astrid!"
"Huh? What is this all of a sudden..."
"Astrid, you must be tired! Let's swap! Come inside and get some rest!"
Jill grabbed the flustered Astrid's arm and practically dragged her down from the driver's seat.
"Come on, get inside!"
"No, Lady Jill! I am perfectly fine...!"
"Nonsense! You need to rest! Rest is vital for a knight!"
Jill half-forced Astrid into the carriage, quickly hopped onto the driver's seat, and snatched the reins. To completely block out the intense gazes directed at her, she slammed the window between the driver's seat and the carriage shut.
"Phew... saved."
Jill let out a ragged breath and gripped the reins.
At least out here, she could escape the terrifying glares of Penis and Eliana.
Meanwhile, Astrid, pushed inside the carriage without knowing why, sat down awkwardly.
"What in the world is..."
Before she could even grasp the situation, Penis chuckled and yanked her arm.
"Ah?!"
Astrid lost her balance and tumbled straight into Penis's embrace.
Her face buried into his hard, muscular chest.
"Someone needs to keep me company anyway. Since Jill ran away, you'll have to do."
"L-Lord Penis...! The Lady is watching...!"
Astrid's face turned as red as a beet as she tried to pull away, but Penis's arms were like bands of steel.
No, in truth, she didn't really have the will to resist.
The memories of last night rushed back, making her body burn with heat.
"Let her watch. She's going to find out eventually anyway."
Penis's hand slid ruthlessly between Astrid's trousers, reaching for her inner thigh.
"Hngh...!"
Astrid bit her lip, trying to hold back her moans, but it was futile.
Her dignity as a knight crumbled instantly under a single touch from Penis.
Watching this unfold, Eliana's expression froze.
Don't tell me... Sister Astrid?
This was Astrid, her personal guard whom she looked up to like an older sister.
Yet, behind her back, she was actually wagging her tail for Lord Penis.
"Sir... Astrid...?"
Eliana's voice dropped low, a blazing fire of jealousy erupting in her eyes.
Feeling that murderous gaze, Astrid snapped back to reality.
"L-Lady Eliana! This is a misunderstanding! I was just...!"
She frantically struggled to break free from Penis's embrace, but his arms remained unyielding.
"Stay still."
Penis's hand moved with blinding speed.
Whoosh!
"Kyaaa?!"
It happened in the blink of an eye.
Astrid's clothes and underwear vanished as if by magic.
Huh...?
Astrid stared blankly down at her own chest.
Her plump, perky breasts jiggled with the vibrations of the carriage, and her erect pink nipples hardened as they were exposed to the cold air.
"Y-you... cannot do this...!"
Astrid parted her lips to protest, but her voice lacked any real strength.
Caring little, Penis grabbed her breasts with his rough hands.
"Hngh?!"
Penis kneaded her breasts roughly, as if working bread dough.
Pale flesh spilled between his fingers, and every time his fingers scraped over her nipples, Astrid's hips arched reflexively.
"Astrid, are you getting turned on by just this?"
"P-please don't say... ngh! The Lady... is watching...!"
Her lower body already remembered her master's touch, growing wet all on its own.
"You say no with your mouth, but you're already flooding down below. I know you're panting because you can't forget the taste of my cock. You want it, don't you?"
Penis smirked, sliding his finger between her legs. A thick thread of slick juices stretched out from her.
"A knight should be obedient, right? Come on, mount me."
Penis lifted Astrid by her waist and sat her down on his lap.
His thick, rock-hard, erect cock aligned perfectly with the entrance of Astrid's dripping pussy.
"Put it in yourself. Prove to Eliana just what a slutty filly you are."
"I-I can't... Lord Penis, please..."
Astrid shook her head, trying to resist. But the intense heat and throbbing presence of the cock beneath her hips were completely paralyzing her reason.
Above all, Eliana's icy gaze was piercing right through her.
"Sister Astrid. Lord Penis is giving you an order. Does a knight disobey her lord?"
"Ah... My Lady!"
Astrid bit her lip, her face burning with shame.
No, perhaps she had been waiting for this exact moment all along, having felt envious of what went on inside while she drove the carriage.
With trembling hands, she grabbed Penis's cock, aimed it at her pussy, and slowly lowered her hips.
Squish...!
"Haaahhh...!"
As the massive shaft forced its way into her tight canal, Astrid threw her head back and let out a high-pitched squeal.
The overwhelming fullness, the sensation of her organs being pushed up, and the brain-melting pleasure that accompanied it made her pussy twitch and clamp down, welcoming her master's member.
"Good... You really have a masterpiece of a pussy. Tightening up already."
Penis groaned in satisfaction. As Astrid's body swallowed his cock all the way to the base, her lower abdomen bulged slightly, tracing the shape of his shaft.
"Now, start moving, Astrid."
Tears of pleasure began to stream down Astrid's face as her thoroughly trained body began to move her hips on its own, obeying her master's command.
Up and down, back and forth.
Slap, squelch, thud, thud.
"Hngh! Master...! No, Lord Penis...! It's too big...! Ahhn!"
The word 'Master' almost slipped out of her mouth naturally.
A knight who had dedicated her entire life to the sword was now riding a man's cock, grinding her hips in pure lust.
And right in front of the lady she served, no less.
"Yes, your pussy is biting down on my cock and won't let go. Move more, faster."
Penis gripped her pelvis and thrust upward even deeper, as if spurring a horse.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
The wet slapping of flesh hitting flesh echoed loudly inside the carriage.
Astrid had no reason left.
She forgot Eliana's presence right in front of her, forgot that she was a knight, and forgot that the carriage was rattling along the road.
The only thing that existed in her world was the sensation of the massive cock tearing through her insides.
"Haaahn! Ah! Ahh! There! Right there feels so good! Please, thrust harder!"
She was now actively grinding her hips, chasing the pleasure.
Slap! Slap! Slap!
Sweat-drenched hair clung to her face, and drool leaked from her lips.
Her heavy breasts bounced wildly, dancing in rhythm with the violent pounding.
"Haah... haah...!"
Watching this, Eliana's face contorted.
The burning jealousy in her eyes slowly morphed into raw, depraved lust.
"Sister... that's not fair... I want... I want Lord Penis's cock too."
Eliana can no longer hold back and aggressively stripped off her clothes.
Her pale, naked body was fully exposed, but Penis's eyes remained locked entirely on Astrid. That sense of exclusion only stimulated Eliana further.
"Mmm...!"
Eliana began to aggressively finger her own pussy. She was using the explicit mating scene unfolding right before her eyes as fuel to pleasure herself.
"Ahhn! Lord Penis! Look at me too! I'm... I'm this wet too!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
The sound of Eliana's fingers sliding in and out of her tight slit mingled with Astrid's moans, creating a bizarre harmony.
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Haaahn!"
Astrid's hip movements grew faster and faster. She was now wailing like a wild beast.
"Master! Cum inside me! Please! My pussy... my pussy is going to burst!"
"Should I pull out and cum on her? It looks like Eliana wants it."
Penis asked mischievously.
"N-no! Inside! Please cum inside me! Fill my womb to the brim!"
Astrid begged, sobbing.
She gripped Penis's shoulders tightly, desperately squeezing her canal as she clung to him. Her pride as a knight had long since become worth less than a single drop of semen.
"Fine, if that's what you want."
Penis gripped Astrid's waist firmly and went into his final sprint.
Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!
"Kyaaaah! I'm cumming! I'm cumming! My pussy is melting!"
Astrid's eyes rolled back, and foamy drool leaked from her mouth. Her body arched like a bow, spasming violently.
"Me too! I'm going to cum too!"
Beside them, Eliana screamed as she rapidly worked her fingers.
"Take this!"
Penis's hips snapped forward, blasting a torrent of hot semen deep into Astrid's womb.
Splurt! Squirrrrt!
"Hyeaaah!"
Astrid shivered all over, her face completely consumed by the ecstasy of the climax.
The burning heat spreading through her abdomen completely white-outed her brain. At the same time, Eliana reached her climax, her body writhing as she collapsed onto the floor.
"Haah... haah... M-Master... I love you..."
Astrid murmured with glazed eyes, clinging to Penis's chest. Semen overflowed from her pussy, dripping down and soaking the carriage floor.
And out on the driver's seat, Jill hummed a tune, pretending she knew nothing and could hear absolutely nothing.
"La la la~ Ah, the fresh air out here is so refreshing~"