Not Just Acting
The carriage rattled along for quite some time, leaving behind the road littered with the corpses of the bandits.
Astrid, still clad in her blood-drenched armor, hummed a cheerful tune, while the atmosphere inside the carriage had grown strangely tranquil.
"Let's take a quick break. I need to wash up," Penis ordered.
At his command, the carriage pulled over by a nearby river.
It was a secluded riverbank with crystal-clear water flowing gently.
A chilly northern breeze swept over them, but perhaps due to their recent intense "workout," none of them felt the cold.
The group stepped down from the carriage.
Astrid stripped off her blood-stained clothes and plunged into the river in nothing but her underwear.
"Phew! How refreshing!" she cheered.
Splashing around like a child, she washed away the blood and grime clinging to her skin.
The clear river water instantly stained crimson before the current swept it away.
Eliana also carefully undressed.
Her naked body was breathtaking. Dried white streaks of semen were clearly visible along her inner thighs and calves, and the red imprints of Penis's hands remained stamped on her buttocks.
"Sister, let's wash together," Eliana said, looking at Jill shyly.
Eliana spoke as she looked at Jill with a blush.
"Uh... sure."
Jill reluctantly shed her cloak.
Her body, too, was a complete mess from Penis's touch.
Her pussy was sticky, and red hickeys bloomed like flowers across her neck and breasts.
As the two women waded into the river, Jill shivered at the touch of the icy water.
Yet, she didn't actually feel cold. If anything, the sensation of the lingering heat inside her body cooling down felt incredibly refreshing.
"Sigh... I felt so gross, I thought I was going to die."
Jill vigorously scrubbed her skin, washing away the filthy traces of what had transpired inside the carriage.
Watching the semen dissolve and wash away in the current, she felt a strange mix of liberation and emptiness.
"Sister... about earlier... I'm sorry," Eliana carefully broached the subject.
"About what?"
"Well... I got so... excited... and I just... touched you like that..."
Eliana blushed furiously, unable to finish her sentence.
It seemed she was belatedly feeling embarrassed that a noble lady like herself had lusted after another woman's body.
Jill let out a soft chuckle.
"Forget it. I... enjoyed it too, anyway."
She answered as if it were no big deal. But internally, the admission that she had "enjoyed" it felt incredibly foreign to her.
Did I... actually enjoy it? Having sex with a woman? Or was it... being pounded by Penis while being fondled by Eliana?
Jill shook her head, trying to banish the stray thoughts.
Meanwhile, Penis had finished splashing a bit of water on himself a short distance away and was now sitting on a boulder.
He sat completely naked, shamelessly spreading his legs as he watched the wet women.
"Damn, watching you all bathe is quite a spectacle. It's like a masterpiece painting."
He chuckled. Every time his blatant gaze landed on them, Eliana shrank back, but Jill defiantly puffed out her chest as she washed.
Astrid had already finished bathing and was now wiping down her armor. She muttered to herself as she polished it.
"The stench of blood isn't coming out easily... well, I suppose this is a badge of honor in its own way."
Her eyes had returned to the bright, disciplined gaze of a holy knight.
Perhaps because she had relieved her stress by slaughtering the bandits, she looked much more refreshed.
"Alright, if you're all done washing, let's get moving."
Penis stood up.
The group climbed back into the carriage.
With their bodies and minds cleansed, the carriage resumed its journey northward.
The carriage rattled along, entering an unfamiliar landscape.
This territory belonged to Baron Behrman, a rising noble who blindly followed Viscount Valentine.
Baron Behrman was originally a mercenary, an ambitious man who had earned his title by handling Viscount Valentine's dirty work.
His fief was notorious for its strict security—or to be precise, its oppressive control.
"Then we'll have to be careful. This is basically the Viscount's front yard," Jill said, tensing up.
The carriage bypassed the local villages and castles, speeding along the outer roads in an attempt to remain as inconspicuous as possible.
Unfortunately, luck was not on their side.
Thud-thud-thud-thud!
The thundering sound of hooves echoed from a distance, and soon, a dozen armed cavalrymen blocked their path.
Engraved on their armor was a crest depicting a snake coiled around a sword.
It was the crest of House Behrman.
"Halt! State inspection!"
The captain of the cavalry raised his hand, ordering the carriage to stop.
Astrid instinctively rested her hand on the hilt of her sword, her body tensing.
Baron Behrman's private soldiers. This is going to be troublesome.
The cavalry captain slowly rode up to the carriage.
His sharp eyes gleamed as he scanned the luxurious exterior of the carriage.
"A carriage without a noble crest. Yet, looking at the craftsmanship, it's certainly no ordinary merchant wagon."
Looking down at Astrid from atop his horse, the captain asked arrogantly,
"Identify yourselves. Who do you serve?"
Astrid feigned composure as she replied,
"We are escorting a young noble on a journey. We have omitted the crest due to circumstances that prevent us from revealing our identity. Please, clear the way."
"A young noble, you say...?"
The captain's gaze lingered on Astrid.
"And the escort is a lone woman? What's more, a woman is holding the reins instead of a male coachman. Something smells fishy here."
The corner of his mouth curled upward.
It was extremely rare for a noble to travel without an escort, let alone with a woman sitting on the driver's seat.
Furthermore, Astrid's beauty was strikingly radiant.
"I'm afraid I cannot simply let you pass. We are under strict orders from our Lord."
The captain assumed a solemn expression, putting pressure on Astrid.
"We received intelligence that a dangerous criminal has slipped into this area. Our orders are to inspect anyone whose identity cannot be verified, without exception."
"We have nothing to do with any criminals. A person of noble birth is riding inside, so do not commit an act of insolence."
Astrid spoke firmly, but the captain merely snorted.
"Whether they are noble or a criminal is for us to decide once we check. Open the door! We are inspecting the interior!"
The cavalrymen surrounded the carriage, leveling their spears.
Cold sweat trickled down Astrid's neck.
If they opened the carriage door now, they would find Penis, Jill, and Eliana.
Eliana's face was well-known among the northern nobility.
The moment she was recognized, a battle would break out.
Of course, it was the soldiers who would end up as corpses, but having their movements exposed would be catastrophic.
Inside the carriage, Jill held her breath.
Damn it... of all times.
She glanced at Penis.
Penis sat with his arms crossed leisurely, but his eyes were cold and calculating.
"Can't be helped," Penis murmured softly.
The tension inside the carriage was thick enough to cut with a knife. Jill swallowed hard.
She expected Penis to come up with some grand plan while Astrid bought time outside.
Like when the assassins attacked, she thought he might burst out and slaughter them all in the blink of an eye, or perhaps use magic to turn them invisible.
Instead, Penis began to casually strip off his cloak.
"Hey, hey! What are you doing? Aren't you going to get ready to fight?" Jill whispered urgently.
"Why would I fight? Too much of a hassle."
Penis stripped completely naked with utter nonchalance, then grinned at Jill.
"You strip too."
"What? Are you insane?!"
"Hurry up. We're out of time."
Without waiting for Jill's reply, Penis yanked open the ties of her cloak.
"Agh! Hey! Wait a minute!"
Before Jill could even resist, she was stripped stark naked.
Penis pulled the naked Jill onto his lap, forcing her legs wide open. He then tapped his already erect cock against the entrance of her pussy.
"W-What are you doing...!"
"Shh. Put on an act. We're just resting after finishing a round."
"You crazy... what kind of... Mmph?!"
Penis smothered Jill's lips, kissing her deeply.
At that exact moment, the cavalry captain's voice boomed from outside.
"Open the carriage door! Now!"
Creeeeak!
Astrid, left with no choice, pulled the door open.
And the moment the captain and his soldiers peered inside...
"Haaahn! Mmph...! L-Lord Penis...!"
"Slurp... chupa... Just rest for a moment. It's your turn next anyway."
What unfolded before their eyes was a raw, explicit scene of a completely naked man and woman tangled together.
Penis was squeezing Jill's breasts, while Jill clung to his neck with her legs spread wide.
Beside them sat Eliana, wearing nothing but a loosely draped cloak, her face flushed crimson.
"......?!"
The captain and his soldiers froze.
They were utterly speechless, confronted by a scene of debauchery that defied all expectations and transcended their wildest imaginations.
"What is this? Who dares interrupt our private pleasure?" Penis snapped, pulling his lips away from Jill's with an annoyed scowl.
"A-Ah, no... well..."
Flustered, the captain had no idea where to look.
In particular, Penis's colossal manhood and Jill's beautiful naked body were displayed in excruciating detail.
"You look like Baron Behrman's lackeys. Did your master order you to spy on a noble's private affairs?"
Penis cocked his head back arrogantly.
"We were merely enjoying some amusement to pass the time on our way to the North. But you bastards have completely ruined the mood. Are you going to take responsibility for this?"
"T-That's not it... we are conducting an inspection..."
"An inspection? Fine. Look. You've seen everything, haven't you? We aren't even wearing clothes, so what else could we possibly hide?"
Penis lifted Jill by her waist, putting her on full display.
Jill's incredibly lewd pussy was exposed directly to the captain's eyes.
"Do you want to search inside here too?"
Jill wanted to die of embarrassment, but she was forced to let out moans in sync with Penis's touch.
"Ahhn...! It's embarrassing...! Don't look...!"
She played along with Penis's act, moaning like a cheap whore.
You absolute lunatic, I'm going to kill you.
Jill wept tears of blood internally, screaming in silent agony.
The captain's face turned beet red.
No matter how routine the inspection was, he had never encountered such lunatics who would openly flaunt a noble orgy like this.
Furthermore, Eliana's face was so flushed, and she kept her head bowed so low, that it was impossible to get a clear look at her.
But given the atmosphere, it seemed obvious that this was a group of young nobles enjoying a traveling orgy.
A criminal? No, these were just crazy perverts.
"Ahem! My apologies!"
The captain quickly turned his head away. He felt like his eyes would rot if he stared any longer.
"Close the door! We're pulling out!"
"Y-Yes, sir!"
The soldiers stole a few more glances at Jill's stunning figure before reluctantly retreating.
Slam!
The carriage door slammed shut.
"Phew..."
Only then did Jill let out a long breath and try to pull away from Penis.
"Hey! Are you seriously insane?! How could you pull off an act like—"
But Penis didn't let her go.
"An act? I was completely serious."
"What?"
Squish! Thud!
"Kyaaaah?!"
Catching her off guard, Penis's cock plunged all the way to the root inside Jill's pussy.
"Since we're already naked, we might as well do it for real. Those guys haven't gone far yet. If they don't hear anything, they might get suspicious."
Penis spoke shamelessly as his hips began to grind.
"Cut the bullshit! Ah! Ahhn! Oh!"
Jill pounded her fists against Penis's chest, but her body was already heating up.
The tension and humiliation from moments ago had strangely fueled her arousal.
"Hahn! Seriously... you are... ahhn!"
Eliana fanned herself as she watched the scene unfold beside her. Her face was flushed so red it looked ready to burst.
"You two... are truly amazing..."
Outside the carriage, Astrid sat back on the driver's seat and let out a heavy sigh.
"Sigh... even if I told anyone about this, they'd never believe me."
Hearing the sounds of passionate lovemaking resume inside the carriage, Astrid cracked the whip with a blushing face.
"Giddy up! Let's move, hurry!"
The carriage rattled along once more, speeding out of Baron Behrman's territory.
Unbeknownst to them, the soldiers following behind shook their heads in disbelief at the faint moans echoing from the distance.
"Crazy nobles... doing that shit in broad daylight."
The cavalry captain spat on the ground and turned his horse around.
The crisis was averted—in the most humiliating, yet most characteristically "Penis" way possible.