Getting My Dick Verbally Destroyed by My Hikikomori Childhood Friend
"Here, this is all done."
"Oh, thanks~"
Friday had rolled back around, and for the first time in a while, all of us had gathered in one place to grill meat together.
The venue was Seol-ah's place. Think of it as a modest little party she threw to celebrate powering through a whole week of overtime at the office.
"Leave some for me, would you?"
"Hmm, well, I'll try~"
And with that, Dalae popped a perfectly grilled cut of pork jowl into her mouth.
The grilling duties belonged to me and Seo Narae. We were both college kids, after all, and we'd done our fair share of barbecuing.
Dalae and Areum had only finished high school, so they had far less experience with it, and as for Seol-ah... I couldn't even imagine what kind of disaster would unfold if we left it to her.
"Narae, scissors."
"Here. And start lowering the burner flame a little."
True to form for friends of twenty years, we moved in perfect sync, grilling cut after cut without a wasted motion.
Areum watched us with what looked like a flicker of envy, but since I couldn't exactly let hot oil splatter onto our precious little sister, I let it pass without a word.
"Finally got it all cooked. Why on earth did you buy so much?"
"Mm, chewing... I figured even if there's leftovers, Yoo Sun will eat them, so it'd be fine~"
The one who'd bought all the meat this time was Dalae herself.
Pork's gotten pricey lately, so it must have run her a decent chunk of change—apparently her channel's streaming revenue was coming in hot, because she treated all of us without blinking.
She flat-out refused our offer to split the bill, so she's clearly doing well for herself.
"I saved this pork belly just for you, oppa! Say aaah~!"
The moment we sat down, Areum thrust a slice of samgyeopsal at my lips, as if trying to make up for not being able to grill alongside me.
Her heart was in the right place, but at my age, being hand-fed felt a little questionable.
"...Mmph."
Resigned, I opened my mouth and accepted the meat from her chopsticks. If I didn't, she'd sulk again and it'd become a whole thing.
"Hehe. Is it good?"
"Delicious. Maybe it's because I grilled it myself."
Beyond that, I cycled through the other cuts too, savoring the juicy burst alongside my rice, washing it all down with a few cans of beer.
Just as the feast was winding down, Narae and Seol-ah—both thoroughly tipsy—abruptly kicked off a striptease.
"Ahh, it's so hot~!"
"Mmm, I'm taking mine off too~"
"......."
In a flash, their tops came off, leaving the bras cradling those huge chests straining outward—twang.
"Phew. Now I can breathe."
"Hmph. So that's your plan—pretend you're drunk and seduce oppa? You shameless pair of tits."
"Everyone can hear you, you insane bitch, Shin Areum."
I genuinely couldn't fathom how much Areum despised Narae. Narae treats her like a precious little sister, for crying out loud.
That aside.
I'd seen bare breasts more times than I could count by now, but there was still something intoxicating about the tease of concealment. The way the nipples stayed just barely out of sight was honestly thrilling.
Once the appetite's satisfied, the lust comes knocking. The human body truly is a marvel.
I sidled over to Narae, planning to deal with my raging hard-on by asking for sex.
"Hey Narae, can I borrow your pus—"
I was mid-sentence, about to ask to borrow her pussy, when I realized Dalae was sitting right beside me—
"Hmm...? What did you say...?"
"Nothing. Never mind."
See, I was the guy who'd accidentally creampied Dalae and put her at risk of pregnancy.
And I had zero interest in letting her find out I'd been recklessly sleeping with the other girls on top of that.
Besides, today was supposed to be about gathering and enjoying grilled meat together.
If we suddenly started having sex, the pleasant mood we'd built up could very well curdle. I'd hold it in for now and call Areum out separately later.
"......?"
Dalae eyed me suspiciously for a moment, but she seemed to lose interest quickly enough, withdrawing her gaze and going back to chewing her meat.
Long story short, I ended up tidying Seol-ah's room, calling Areum in, and only managed to fall asleep after emptying myself into her in the prone-bone position about three times.
The next morning.
I woke to find something squirming beneath the covers draped over my lower half.
"......?"
I peeled the blanket back for a peek—and locked eyes with Dalae, who was sucking on my dick.
"What are you doing?"
"Mmm, slurp, mmmph~"
She ignored my question entirely and kept going with the fellatio.
So this was the legendary morning blowjob, huh. And yet, for some reason, it felt... more underwhelming than I'd imagined.
"It's a little limp, actually. Is it because it's morning~?"
She was right—my dick was definitely running on low battery compared to usual. To be fair, I'd pumped Areum absolutely full of cum yesterday, so it made sense.
"Oh, right, you had sex with one of the other girls yesterday, didn't you~?"
"...How did you know that."
"Well, you started asking Narae to lend you her pussy and then stopped, didn't you? If you're that comfortable with the phrasing, you've clearly already pounded her at least a few times~"
So I'd already been found out. Childhood friends, after all—they'd have no trouble noticing the subtle shift in our dynamic.
"I wouldn't call it comfortable. All three of them combined, maybe ten rounds total."
"That's why it's this limp even with me blowing you. You greedy, lucky bastard~"
Believe me, I wanted to yank Dalae's panties off right then and there and bury my giant cock in her pussy, but my dick simply refused to rise to the occasion.
Just as I was racking my brain for a solution, an idea perfect for exactly this situation popped into my head—
"Could you maybe... verbally abuse me? With a contemptuous look on your face, ideally."
"Abuse you? Like, just curse you out?"
"More like... sexually degrade me. Shame me. Lecture me for being pathetic."
Strictly speaking, I'm less of an S and more of an M—an oversized-cock masochist. And a fairly serious case, at that.
Whenever I listen to doujin voice work where my giant cock gets viciously demeaned, it bounces back to full health in no time, so ASMR sites are a staple of my daily routine.
And if my instincts were right, this girl had a genuine talent for degradation. She'd nurse my boy back to health in no time.
"Oho~? Who knew you had a fetish like this, Yoo Sun? You got super worked up that time we played the strip game too, even though you lost~?"
"Well... it stings, but you're not wrong."
I still remembered how Dalae had cackled as she watched me desperately grinding my hips against her thigh that day.
She'd enjoyed the humiliating spectacle her childhood friend made of himself, in her own way. Of course, things escalated—I accidentally tore her panties and ended up finishing inside her.
Dalae pushed the covers aside, shifted her position, and began fondling my cock with both hands as she murmured:
"...Pathetic little cock."
"!!"
What the hell was this destructive power.
Her expression, her tone—every bit of it radiated genuine, sincere disappointment in my dick.
And above all, this detached, icy cruelty suited Jin Dalae so perfectly that it hit home all the harder.
"Ooh, your cock twitched just now. You really do get off on this~?"
Then she flashed a suddenly impish little smirk and clamped both hands tight around my massive dick.
"Nnghh...!"
Pleasure laced with pain. But with the control of my precious member now seized by this girl, the pleasure won out.
"Limp dick. Worn-out cock. One-pump chump. Weak-ass dick. I've been sucking it all morning and you still can't even get it up~"
"Haah, haah... you're... fucking incredible at this... where'd you practice?"
"I've watched plenty of hentai, so I know this much at least~ Now quit stalling and get it up~"
"Uuooooh...! Ngh—!"
Then she peeled off her own panties, slipped them over my cock, and started stroking fast.
"Feels good, right~?"
"Feels... ngh... good...!"
"Getting a hand job with your childhood friend's panties while she calls your cock pathetic... you're so shameless, Yoo Sun~ Who knew you were this much of a masochist~"
As I savored pleasure beyond description, a question suddenly ambushed my brain.
Why is she going this hard for me today?
I'd never imagined she'd degrade me with this much dedication. And targeting precisely the parts that got me going, dead-on, every time.
When I asked her why she was willing to go this far,
"Hmm~? Because watching you get all flustered makes me happy too, obviously. Show me an even cuter expression~?"
was the answer I got back. Pretty much the same principle as me getting worked up watching Areum's ahegao, I suppose.
After about three minutes of this, she stopped pumping my cock, flopped back onto the bed, and began spreading her pussy wide open.
"Phew. I'm bored of hand jobs, so that's over. I already gave you a blowjob too, so skipping ahead... what should I do for you next~? Should I let your pathetic little cock fuck my pussy~?"
"P-please let me put it in..."
"Pfft. Not yet~"
She clamped her hand over her pussy, then gave my throbbing, twitching cock a sharp little smack.
When Dalae saw my dick recoil from the sting, she started tormenting my giant cock even more gently, teasing the heat out of me higher and higher.
"Oh! I just thought of something great~"
She turned away for a moment and rummaged through my room before fishing a plastic ruler up off the floor.
Then she held it up against my cock and went hmm, lost in thought.
"Oh nice, this one measures up to twenty-five centimeters. Wasn't your full hard-on over twenty, Yoo Sun~?"
"About that much, yeah. But why the sudden—"
"Hehe. Right now, we get you as hard as you can possibly get, and then we compete—whose cock of pride is longer~ If you win, I'll let you fuck my pussy~"
...It appeared I had awoken the sadist slumbering within Dalae.