Shut up, whip out your dick, byashiaaaat!
Shut up, whip out your dick, byashiaaaat!
I had made enough porridge for the whole day, so there was enough for Han Jiyoung and me to share.
I couldn't make a person who isn't sick eat porridge for all three meals, so I ended up eating with her.
"Mmm~! It's delicious!"
"It's just egg porridge, you know?"
"Because you know my taste best! The seasoning with tuna extract is just right and all!"
"Alright, alright. Eat up and enjoy it."
Yum! Han Jiyoung was eating the egg porridge deliciously. The way she munched her cheeks, she looked like a hamster, not a monkey.
She seems in a good mood, so is this my chance?
"But hey."
"You mean other than the game Doolio Kart? Well, you are pretty pathetic at it!"
"No, not that."
"Then what, you wanna have a dick-measuring contest? You're unlucky."
"Where did you buy the onahole?"
Jjaenggeurang!
Han Jiyoung dropped her spoon. The dropped spoon landed on the plate with a pak! and porridge splattered.
"Aish! Hey! Why did you suddenly drop the spoon!"
"M-my hand slipped."
"Ehyu. You're so clumsy."
Fortunately, the porridge didn't splash onto her bare skin in her underwear. I pulled out a tissue and wiped the egg porridge off Han Jiyoung's chest (exactly, her brassiere) with a seukseuk sound.
"H-huh?"
"Eat more carefully, okay?"
"......."
For some reason, Han Jiyoung looked at me with a weird expression. What's with her?
"Anyway, where did you buy the onahole?"
"I won't tell you."
"What? C'mon, tell me."
"You already have one, what are you gonna do knowing where to get another?"
"Hey, you might not know this well, but an onahole is—."
I explained in excruciating detail about the replacement cycle of onaholes.
Her reply was very simple.
"Then when it's time to replace it, I'll buy you another one."
"Uh... really?"
"Yeah."
"Why? Wouldn't it be better if I just buy it myself? It's a hassle for you."
"Just thinking about a pervert like you seeing those people gives me the creeps."
"So you're basically treating me... haa. Fine. But I'll pay you for it."
"That much is fine. Heung."
"How much is this thing?"
"One million won."
"......Huh?"
Did I mishear? But Han Jiyoung's repeated words were terrifyingly precise.
"One million won."
"O-o-o-one million won?!"
That little pink cylinder?
Well, it did feel incredibly good, but still.
No matter how good, one million won?!
"Y-y-you! You're trying to put me into this much debt?!"
"I'll count the first one as my treat. But from now on, you'll have to buy them."
"Hey! How am I supposed to buy something that costs a million won every time?!"
"You won't be changing it that often. About once a year, maybe think of it as spending a million won a year?"
"......I can't."
"Huh?"
"It won't last three months, let alone a year!"
"Why?"
Han Jiyoung tilted her head as if genuinely not understanding. I spoke very seriously.
"Because it feels so good that I'll probably use it endlessly every morning, noon, and night every day!"
"H-huh?"
"The onahole you gave me fits my dick so perfectly! So much so that I want to keep it on my dick all day! And since it's the vacation, I can use it over and over at home. So it will break fast!"
"I-Is it that good?"
"Didn't I tell you everything when I gave you my review?"
"......So good you can't escape it?"
"Absolutely can't escape it!"
Ggomjirak ggomjirak.
Han Jiyoung gripped the chair with her hands and twisted her body. Why is she doing that? Anyway, I have to say what I need to say.
"But if each one costs a million won, I'll be in debt to you! Once every three months... no! Every two months if it's bad! I'll have to work part-time jobs and pay you back monthly, and even if I get a job I'll have a fixed expense of 500,000 won a month..."
"Then, if it's that good."
Han Jiyoung twisted her hair this time.
"Show me you masturbating."
"What?"
"Since you're saying all that, I'm curious. If you show me you masturbating with it, I'll keep buying them for you."
"No, I don't want to do that."
"Why, why! You just said you can't give it up!"
I said flatly.
"I'm not going to get such pathetic help from a friend."
"......."
"This is about my sexual desire and my preferences. Sure, you're a rich girl and you can afford this. But I don't want to be a friend who leeches off your friendship."
"......."
"If I endure a bit, I can change it every three months, and a million won every three months isn't something I can't afford. So I'll cover the cost from now on."
"......."
"Wow, but no matter how good, how can that small onahole cost a million won? Only a real doll would cost that much!"
That's right. I couldn't let my friend keep spending money because of my hobby. That's not a healthy friendship.
I wanted to stay friends with Han Jiyoung for a long time. We'd shared so much since we were young. I hoped this friendship would never change.
And honestly.
Masturbating is something you can't show even to a guy friend, so I definitely can't show it to Han Jiyoung.
"So I'll ask you to keep purchasing on my behalf..."
"Finish."
"Finish?"
"Shut up and take your dick out, bbyashaaaaat!"
Kwaang! Han Jiyoung pounced on me! It was a surprise attack and I couldn't react in time!
She knocked me over and straddled me, holding something. Wait, that is...
"An onahole?! I definitely left it at home!"
"Just in case, I bought an extra in advance."
"You're so thorough!"
"So shut up and take your dick out. Because I want to see it. Not your dick, but you panting like a horny dog while masturbating, I'll watch while eating popcorn."
"What kind of crazy evil taste is this?!"
"Take it out. You won't?"
"No matter what, this isn't right, you jerk!"
"Yeah? Then I won't buy them for you."
".........................................................What?"
"Whether you give me money or not, I'll never buy it for you. And I won't tell you where to buy it either. You can either survive forever with the first onahole I gave you, or tear it up in excitement and live with eternal frustration."
"No, even so, forever is..."
"So you won't do it?"
Aish.
Still, masturbating in front of a ball-buddy is too much.
Even if that onahole is a crazy masterpiece with a malang-jjondeuk hobbabbab jjuuuuup chyuryup chyuryup sensation.
I haven't fallen so far as to throw away my human dignity for sexual satisfaction. If I accept that offer, I am a beast!
Therefore.
"I'll masturbate, so just watch!"
Aah... I've failed as a human... I'm now qualified as a beast...
Han Jiyoung looked down at me with a completely disillusioned expression.
"Wow. I suggested it, but you really are..."
"Don't say another word! You vicious fiend!"
"Alright, alright. I'll be eating my porridge, so take out your dick and get ready."
Han Jiyoung really sat back down and ate her porridge.
I hesitantly pulled down my pants.
Well, showing my dick is nothing to be ashamed of. We've seen everything there is to see, you know?
But masturbating. Especially masturbating with that onahole!
I said I would, but now that I was about to, my hand wouldn't move. Honestly, it's going to be pretty pathetic.
But I had no choice.
The problem is that onahole is too much of a masterpiece! It's not that I'm weak.
Sloppily applying lube and now about to insert...
"Ah."
"What's wrong?"
"Actually, I did it a lot before coming here."
"What? Don't tell me you can't get hard?"
"No, I can get hard, but doing it with nothing is a bit..."
"Hmm. Is that so?"
Suddenly, Han Jiyoung grabbed her brassiere with one hand.
"Huh?"
"Here, side dish."
And she whipped out her breasts! Good heavens! This crazy monkey!
"Hey! Why are you suddenly flashing your tits!"
"You said you needed something to get you going."
"Then normally you'd look at your phone, not show your own stuff, right?"
"Just getting it up is fine. My boobs are awesome, right? It must have sprung up right away..."
Han Jiyoung's gaze went to my junior.
Chu-uk.
My junior was completely unresponsive. That's right.
For a normal sexual person, there are three things you can't get hard for no matter how aroused you are.
Same-sex individuals you identify with, children, and monkeys.
Here, Han Jiyoung matched two of those.
She has no balls but seemed like a guy friend to the point of being a ball-buddy, and she often acted crazy like a horny monkey.
How could a person get hard looking at a same-sex animal?
"It's not getting up?"
"Yeah. Not getting up."
"Wow."
Han Jiyoung put down her porridge spoon. And came in front of me.
"Then."
"Huh?"
"Let's see if it still won't get up like this?"
Han Jiyoung snatched the onahole I was holding. And gently rubbed its entrance against my dick.
"Heok?!"
"Here, it's not me. Feel the texture of the onahole... hm?"
Utddook.
As soon as it was stimulated by the clitoral part of the onahole, it sprang up immediately. I wanted to close my eyes in humiliation.
To think I got hard because of Han Jiyoung!
"I sure bought a dildo with the right length..."
"What?"
"I didn't say anything? Well, now that it's come to this."
"Uh-uh?"
"Shall I look at your pathetic face directly?"
"Hey, Han Jiyoung! Wait!"
We've been friends for 20 years. Just by her expression, I knew exactly what she was thinking! No matter what, that's—!
Puuk!
"Heuhng."
"Wow. That's a definite reaction."
Han Jiyoung mercilessly inserted my dick into the onahole.
Pshuk. Pshuk. Pshuk.
"Ugh, ugh. Stop. Please."
"Why? It feels good, doesn't it?"
Han Jiyoung's hand swayed gently. The onahole in her hand repeatedly swallowed and spat out Jeong Suchan's dick.
Jeong Suchan, unable to hold back, arched his back and even stifled his moans.
Han Jiyoung thought.
'You're feeling that good with my vagina right now. You can't get hard from me? Idiot.'
Han Jiyoung hid her anger and increased the speed a little. Then Jeong Suchan had a convulsion.
"Wait, that's really not okay. Ha, Han Jiyoung!"
"......."
Jeong Suchan's body trembled. At the same time, a strange heat rose in Han Jiyoung's lower belly.
'Exactly. With an onahole modeled after my vagina, Jeong Suchan is feeling that good...'
It was a custom-made onahole.
Using state-of-the-art gynecological equipment, she scanned the inside of her vagina non-invasively. Using that data, she created a mold with a 3D printer and made the onahole out of medical-grade silicone.
An excessive collection of technology that reproduced everything from Han Jiyoung's labia majora and minora to her hymen, vaginal folds, and even the cervical os.
With that, right now.
She had turned Jeong Suchan, who felt no sexual excitement towards her, into a horny dog.
"Heut."
Clearly, it was Han Jiyoung herself giving him a handjob.
A stifled moan scattered and disappeared into the air. At the same time.
Pshoooook!
"Uoo-ot."
"Wow."
Jeong Suchan's back arched like a bow as he finished ejaculating.
Han Jiyoung's panties were also soaked wet.