Chapter 127: A Genius at Pissing Men Off (2) [R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 127: A Genius at Pissing Men Off (2) [R-18]
Before a shower, or after a shower.
If you were to ask me which I preferred for sex, I would proudly answer, “Both.”
Each has its own pros and cons.
Before a shower, a person’s body carries their distinct, rich scent.
If that scent is to my liking, it’s a pro. If not, it’s a con.
After a shower, the body is clean, and the alluring fragrance of body wash is a definite plus.
The only downside is that sometimes, it’s a shame to have their natural scent masked by an artificial one.
Of course, this is all just my personal preference.
Besides, is there really a right way to have sex?
Everyone just picks the woman, position, place, and toys they like, and that’s that.
In any case, I decided that my historic first… sex-like second time with Shin Yu-jeong would be post-shower.
Her aside, my own body, fresh from rolling around in a dungeon, desperately needed a wash.
Sshwaaaa-
I also needed a little time.
Time to steel my resolve to face Shin Yu-jeong, who was brimming with some inexplicable fighting spirit and confidence.
“I can do this. Yeah.”
This body’s monstrous abilities also shine when it comes to recovery.
My mana was mostly restored, and while my stamina wasn’t fully back, I had enough to send her flying not just to Jeju Island, but all the way to Hong Kong.
As my stamina returned, so did my masculine pride, filling me up completely.
“Alright.”
After washing every inch of my body, I dried off and put on a robe.
Then, looking in the mirror, I closed the robe and lightly tied the belt.
Finally, I loosened the front a bit to make sure my well-defined pectoral muscles were clearly visible.
I’d heard that women, just like men, have visual triggers that excite them greatly.
Based on my experience so far, the thing that appealed to her most was, without a doubt, muscle.
Whenever my shirt rode up and revealed a hint of muscle, Shin Yu-jeong would stare, completely captivated.
“Yeah, that’s good.”
After lightly applying some toner and lotion, I opened the shower door and stepped out.
I had booked a rather large studio-style room with a king-sized bed.
I’d reserved it with the thought of not giving the inexperienced Shin Yu-jeong anywhere to hide, but seeing her now, I realized it was a needless worry.
“I’m all clean.”
As I entered the room, Shin Yu-jeong, who had been sitting on the edge of the bed, stood up.
Her eyes scanned me from top to bottom, and her face flushed red.
“…Then I’ll go wash up.”
“Sure, take your time.”
As she hurried past me, Shin Yu-jeong suddenly spun around, poked me in the chest with her index finger, and left a warning.
“Hey. If I come out and you’re asleep, you’re dead.”
Her cute words and menacing aura created such an extreme mix of sweet and savage that it felt like a delicacy.
“That’s not going to happen, so just hurry up and get back.”
Only after hearing my reply did she look away and enter the shower.
A moment later, once I heard the water running, I ordered room service.
Wine and a few simple snacks.
A glass of wine before the main event helps warm the body.
I set up the room service on a small table and sat down, admiring the night view. Soon, the sound of water from the bathroom stopped.
As the room grew quieter, my heart began to beat a little faster.
Finally, the door opened, and Shin Yu-jeong appeared, clad in a robe.
Drying her wet hair with a towel, she entered the room and gestured toward the table with her chin.
“What’s on the table?”
“Room service. We didn’t get to drink wine at the restaurant earlier.”
“Hmm… right.”
Shin Yu-jeong tossed the now-damp towel into a corner of the room and sat in the chair opposite me.
Just like mine, the front of her robe was loosely open.
And the sight was incredibly stimulating.
Unlike a man’s flat chest, the deep valley created by her full breasts was enough to paralyze my reason.
Noticing my blatant stare, Shin Yu-jeong smirked and pointed to her chest with her index finger.
“Hey. You want this more than the wine, don’t you?”
“……”
For a second, I almost nodded.
I snapped back to my senses, averted my gaze, and picked up the wine bottle to fill her glass.
“Here, have a drink.”
Shin Yu-jeong raised the wine glass to her lips.
She downed the wine in one go like it was soju, swallowed it mercilessly, and frowned.
“…Sour, bitter, and dry.”
Her brutally honest review made me let out a bitter laugh.
Most women are happy when you order them wine, but I’d forgotten she wasn’t most women.
After smacking her lips a few times, she picked up the bottle and refilled her own glass.
Then she downed it again, this time with a slightly better expression.
“It seems a little better the second time…? I can taste some fruit… Is this why people drink it?”
Voicing a completely different opinion than before, she poured another glass and grinned at me.
“Hey, I figured out how to make this taste good.”
“How?”
“Hehe, just wait.”
She told me to wait and took a mouthful of wine.
Then she immediately stood up, her face flushed red, and strode over to sit on my lap, her arms wrapping lightly around my shoulders and neck.
Don’t tell me… this isn’t what I think it is…
“Hup.”
It was.
Before I could even react, our lips met in a light touch.
Just as the heat began to rise from her plump lips, which carried the sweet grape aroma of red wine…
She let the wine in her mouth flow into mine.
The lukewarm wine trickled down my throat.
One sip, two sips, three sips.
After pushing the very last drop into my mouth, she pulled her lips away with a pleased expression.
“Phew…! How’s it taste?”
How could I possibly describe the taste I just experienced?
My limited vocabulary held me back from using any fancy prose, but one thing was certain.
“This is the best wine I’ve ever had.”
“Heeheehee…”
Pleased with my answer, a giddy laugh escaped her lips.
“Another glass?”
“I’d love one.”
Once again, we kissed with wine in our mouths.
The wine and her tongue crossed over together, tickling the inside of my mouth.
After I lightly swallowed two sips, I sent the remaining wine back into her mouth.
“Eung…!”
After swallowing the wine I’d returned, her sharp pupils grew a little softer.
We used the wine as an excuse to kiss over and over again.
Soon, we were too busy tangling our tongues to care about passing wine back and forth.
“Chureup… haum…”
As our lips met and parted repeatedly, the wine in our mouths trickled down our chins.
That, in itself, was another good excuse.
I gently pulled my lips away and, seeing her dazed expression, dove down below her chin, starting to lick her neck lightly.
“Aah… that tickles…”
“Just tickles?”
I asked lightly, and she shook her head.
“It’s a really weird feeling. Every time your tongue touches me, I get this jolt.”
The honest and bold answer from a woman who had never allowed a man’s tongue on her before only intensified the stimulation.
It was an incredibly exciting thing.
To leave my marks all over a body that no one else had ever touched.
I never used to understand why men liked virgins, but now I think I get it.
Perhaps it’s because you can fill a blank white canvas with whatever you desire.
I continued downward, following the red traces of wine left on her skin.
Chin, nape, collarbone, upper chest.
“Huuuh… fuck…”
A pleasure-soaked curse escaped her lips.
A gentle heat radiated from her flushed skin.
I retraced my path back up and covered her lips, which were exhaling hot breaths, inserting my tongue.
Her tongue clumsily tried to follow mine.
Her utter lack of skill due to inexperience only heightened my excitement.
This kind of sensation was a special treat, something I could only experience at this very moment.
“Chuup… heup… hheung.”
I was deeply focused on our grape-scented kiss when I noticed her looking down at me with half-lidded eyes.
I could feel a subtle encouragement from her.
A silent demand, asking if it wasn’t time to move on from kissing to something else.
I reached out one hand and slipped it inside her loosely tied robe.
I gently caressed her firm breasts, my hand wandering until my fingers lightly pressed the hard, protruding nipple. Her whole body trembled slightly.
“Wahaa… This is on a whole other level from when you were licking me. It’s so tingly.”
“So you like it?”
“Yeah. A fucking lot.”
After glancing at her satisfied smile, I grabbed both sides of her robe and pulled them wide open.
The breasts that had been precariously hidden inside were finally revealed.
Every time I see them, I’m amazed by their firmness.
How can they be so big and not sag at all?
But that was enough pondering unanswerable questions.
Now was the time to play with those breasts.
I wrapped my arms around her back, buried my face in her chest, opened my mouth, and took a large mouthful.
“Haaeeuung…”
A long, drawn-out moan.
I licked the breast in my mouth before lightly biting the nipple.
“Heek…!”
Just then, I felt a dampness spread through the robe covering my legs.
Wondering what happened, I glanced down and saw a stream of fluid running down Shin Yu-jeong’s shyly revealed thigh.
“Huuuuu…”
Shin Yu-jeong exhaled a hot breath over the top of my head, pushed my body away with her arms, stood up, and headed for the bed.
“Hey, lie down here.”
I could sense a faint competitiveness in her expression.
Was this her way of showing she wouldn’t just take it lying down?
I leisurely walked over and flopped onto the bed as she’d instructed.
The loosely worn robe fell open, revealing my already fully aroused cock.
Seeing it, she clicked her tongue.
“You crazy bastard. It’s fucking huge.”
Yu-jeong climbed onto the bed and, without warning, reached out and grabbed my cock.
Unable to withstand the heat, which was closer to burning than warmth, and the pressure, a drop of pre-cum oozed from the tip.
“Heh, you’re about to die of pleasure from just a light squeeze?”
“…I’m not at the ‘dying of pleasure’ stage just yet.”
“Then I’ll get you there right now.”
With a bright smile, she began to stroke my cock.
The movement of her hand sliding up and down the shaft was surprisingly skillful.
“How is it? A whole different world from when you do it yourself, right?”
Why was she asking something so obvious?
“Let’s see… they said men die for this.”
Her resting left hand came down from above and gently covered the head.
Then, her moving hand began to attack the shaft and head simultaneously.
A smooth up-and-down motion combined with her palm gently rubbing the head.
“Ugh…”
I’d only ever seen it in porn. This was my first-ever handjob, and the urge to cum shot up at an incredible speed.
“You… how do you know how to… Ugh!”
“Hehe, you know. You know what those girls I was friends with in high school were like.”
“Ah.”
So it was them.
Those wild girls who were crazy for guys even back in high school.
“This is an expensive technique I learned by buying them food and drinks.”
Yeah, it was definitely worth paying that price to learn.
“Hoo…”
Seeing my face contort with pleasure, Shin Yu-jeong grinned and whispered something seductive.
“You look like you’re about to cum. Don’t hold it in, just spurt it all out. Hmm?”
Her tone was slightly condescending.
The thought that I couldn’t cum just like that made me clench hard, fighting back the surging sensation.
“Wow, you’re holding it in. In that case…”
Her hand stopped moving.
Just as I was catching my breath, freed from the pleasure that had been skyrocketing through the roof…
“How about this?”
Shin Yu-jeong sandwiched my cock between her huge breasts and started rubbing it furiously.
“Ugh, hey…!”
“They say this is why men go crazy for women with big tits…”
A sly smile played on her lips.
“Seeing you about to die of pleasure, I get it now.”
I was losing my mind.
I felt like I could cum at any second.
The pressure from those breasts, which defied gravity with their insane firmness, pressing down on my cock was no joke.
“Your cock keeps twitching. Aren’t you holding it in too much? I told you to just cum. It’s not like you’ll be done after one round, right? Right?”
On top of that, Shin Yu-jeong’s words kept egging me on.
“Heave, heave.”
I finally realized what Shin Yu-jeong’s greatest weapon was when it came to sex.
Her smooth, firm body, her large breasts, her pretty face.
Each one was a weapon that could stimulate a man to no end, but her greatest weapon was something else entirely.
It was that she had no hesitation.
There are countless methods of foreplay and positions in the world.
But can a man and woman enjoy all of them?
No.
Why?
Because it’s embarrassing.
Sandwiching a cock between breasts, suddenly licking someone’s ass, spewing lewd words.
Acts of foreplay that a woman could easily find embarrassing or obscene, she did them without a second thought.
In fact, she seemed to enjoy it.
“Ugh…!”
The expectation that she might do anything for me if I said I liked it was what finally broke the dam I had barely managed to hold up.
The pressure she applied, squishing her breasts as if playing with a toy, finally made me unable to hold back, and I spewed my semen.
Byureuret! Byuret! Byureureureu!
As if finally liberated, the semen shot out forcefully from the tip, painting her face white.
Completely covered in the sudden eruption, she wiped the semen from her eyelids with a finger and slowly opened her eyes.
“You really came hard.”
Shin Yu-jeong grabbed my limp cock from between her breasts and gave it a little shake.
With her face smeared with semen, she curled one side of her lip and spoke.
“Is that it?”
Her tone mercilessly clawed at my masculine pride.
Even though I knew she wasn’t saying it intentionally to provoke me, my cock, feeling incredibly provoked, shot right back up.
I couldn’t just let her win like this.
I shot up in an instant, reversing our positions as she was curiously fondling my re-hardened cock.
A sadistic urge I’d never felt before began to boil inside me.
“Now it’s my turn.”
You’re so dead.