Chapter 92
Chapter 92
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 92
Chapter Title: Day 2 (4)
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What? What? What the hell? When did they even get here?!
Eleonora's body trembled like a startled cat, every hair on her standing on end at the sound of multiple footsteps thudding straight toward her.
'Didn't they just say they were going to search the next pigsty over...!?'
How much time had even passed since then?!
Or... was it that? While she was busy responding to that voice for a moment, they'd already finished searching the next pigsty and had time to spare?
"What kind of oversight is this...?!"
Thud, thud, thud—
"Th-they're coming this way...! I need to hide quick...!"
And to top it off, she was still in the middle of that ridiculous act, not even properly concealed yet. She frantically gathered up handfuls of straw to cover herself, but for some reason, unlike what she'd expected, the straw slipped uselessly from her grasp.
"Why?! Last night you were my bed, so why now... Ah?!"
'In the morning! Because Master didn't come in the morning, I got sulky and rolled around like crazy...?!'
If he visited this pigsty, she'd wanted to show him just how pissed off she was by tearing up all the straw piles. Of course, it wasn't just simple rolling around—Eleonora wasn't some ordinary human.
Overwhelmed by emotion, she'd unwittingly tumbled and rolled wildly, flattening the straw under her body as a matter of course, and most of it had ended up scattered into the pigsty room where the pigs were napping even now.
"Wh-what am I supposed to do... There's no way I can hide my body like this!?"
-It's not that we distrust you, brother. This is tied to a grave matter on the continent—
-Ah, I don't know about that stuff. What does the continent this or that have to do with a guy like me just raising pigs on this mountainside?
-...We'll check it out with our own eyes at least once, then.
-Hey now, really? You peeked through the window at the next pigsty, so why make a fuss only here?
"U-uaaaah...!?"
'It's my greatsword! My greatsword is planted right in front of this pigsty! They must've figured out I stuck it in the ground myself from the shape of the blade and how cleanly it's embedded!'
She should've just retrieved it last night!
She never imagined leaving it there as a showy protest for Sin Seon-dong would backfire like this.
-They're about to ship out, so I need to keep them in top condition right now. If my pigs drop dead, are you taking responsibility?
-We're truly sorry for this rudeness to you, brother, under the Goddess's blessing, but the situation is urgent...
"They're going to come in... They're really going to come in...!?"
What now? What now? If she stayed like this, she'd definitely get caught. If they were just peeking through the window, pressing flat against the wall like this would do the trick, but from their conversation, it was basically confirmed they'd enter this place.
The holy knights—fanatics who wouldn't hesitate at the Saintess's command—were speaking so mildly, which was a miracle in itself. But this was the disappearance of a Grand Master, after all.
And they'd received orders from the Saintess herself, and from her Holy Knight Captain who served her, to find that very woman.
"This won't work. If I half-assedly try to hide with this straw, I'll get found out...!"
At that moment, the voice echoed in Eleonora's mind again.
Just stay put like this. If you do, the holy knights will come into this pigsty, and then you can naturally escape from here and get the revenge you wanted.
"What now? What now? What the hell am I supposed to do...!"
But Eleonora, as if she had no energy left to respond, began frantically scanning her surroundings with restless eyes. Then, as if struck by a sudden idea, she dashed to a rubber tub full of water and scooped up a ladleful.
Splash—!!
-Oink?!
-Squeal!?
-Squeeee!!
She hurled the water straight at the pigs dozing peacefully in the adjacent pigsty room. Panicking from the sudden deluge while they napped, the pigs leaped up on the spot and started causing a commotion.
"I must be crazy. Definitely crazy...!"
Of course they'd freak out if she doused them like this.
-Brother, is there something in this pigsty?
-What would be here?
-Like, the woman matching the description we mentioned?
-You think a beauty like that female knight would be in a stinking pigsty like this?
That was right. It was true. There was no way a beautiful female knight like her would be mixed in with pigs that reeked like this.
Eleonora grumbled under her breath as she hurriedly vaulted the fence and dropped to all fours. The pigs were cleaner than when she'd first seen them—maybe he'd cleaned with some strange power—but pigs were still pigs.
-Then what's this armor doing here?
-Huh? When did this get here?
The conversation was heading straight toward them barging in any second, so she scrambled over the fence, only to be hit with a stench far more intense than in her own pigsty room.
One might wrinkle their nose at it, but Eleonora didn't care as she wiggled her plump ass and jiggling tits to gather the pigs.
No, it was more accurate to say the pigs came to her on their own.
-Oink!
-Squeal!
Drenched while sleeping and boldly invading their turf to boot—they had every right to charge her. But as if truly sorry, Eleonora addressed the pigs.
"C-calm down, just hide me for a bit. It won't be long...!"
Normally, even a sow in heat would headbutt such a rude intruder right away, but the pigs, unable to resist the lure of their nap, snorted in what seemed like "just this once," and Eleonora quickly herded them into a corner.
Luckily, it wasn't the toilet area, so they obediently clustered in the corner. Under her crisp commands, they began lying down one by one. As soon as the last one flopped beside its fellows, Eleonora slipped smoothly between them without hesitation and curled up tight.
And right then, as the pigsty door burst open with a creak, revealing the silhouettes of the holy knights, Eleonora held her breath and flattened herself even more.
-Hmm...
Clank, clank.
The familiar clinking of armor with every step.
It might have thrilled her once, but now it was just a chilling sound she wanted nowhere near. As the iron echoes drew closer, Eleonora shuddered violently.
From fear? Of course not.
'Hnnngh... I really turned into a pig. Even if it's to avoid their eyes, how could a proud knight of the realm do something this humiliating...♥'
She'd heard tales of hiding among piles of ally and enemy corpses to survive the battlefield, but a female knight—the continent's strongest, a woman like her—hiding among pigs to evade the holy knights come to rescue her!
'A total sow! I've become a sow... I've really turned into a sow...♥'
And not content with that, she was getting aroused by her own pathetic sight, calmly committing this utterly indecent act—what kind of shameless, lewd sow was she?
'The shame of knighthood, unfit to be a knight, unfit to be human...♥'
She was insane. She really must have lost her mind.
How could anything feel this thrilling and depraved!
Then the voice spoke to Eleonora again.
Stand up. Stand up, I said.
This is your only chance. If not now, no chance at all!
'Shut up! Be quiet!'
Whoever it was, she was in the middle of enjoying this, so why keep interrupting her?
It stank, but not unbearably so. Life here had made it familiar—almost nostalgic, even? The stiff pig bristles pricked her, but that sensation proved she was tangled among the pigs!
She knew what it was saying, but if she stood up now, when would she get to savor this forbidden thrill again?
'Tomorrow's fine anyway. I can escape on my own tomorrow, so why the nagging! Get lost!'
But even in this intensely arousing situation, eager to prove herself a good sow, Eleonora held her breath again as she sensed a holy knight passing right in front of her pigsty room.
Clank, clank.
'They have no idea... That I'm hiding among these pigs, the continent's strongest woman buck naked in their midst...!'
Those idiots! Master would've barged right in, scattered the pigs, and dragged her out. Then he'd spank her pussy as punishment, and soothe her sulky self by petting it...
But even as she thought that, a dizzying idea flitted through her mind again.
'Wh-what if I just stood up like this? What kind of face would that guy make...'
Ridiculous. She knew she wouldn't, but was it her maso-sow instincts? The naughty thought wouldn't leave her head.
And maybe this shameless sow, blind to duty, deserved punishment by the natural order...
-Grunt!
"Eek?!"