Admonition
“You’re home? Finally home! Go wash up and eat first… What, what the hell are you doing? Don’t you have any shame in front of the neighbors? What kind of freaky shit are you up to with that bitch again…!”
Those were Big Sis Urga’s first words upon seeing me come home, straddling Eleonora in an arch pose.
Just as I’d expected, she’d been cooking dinner and appeared wearing a surprisingly cute apron—but she looked flustered in a way that didn’t suit her.
Was it because I was sitting cross-legged on Eleonora’s rock-hard abs?
“H-haaah… Master’s weight… my piss pussy and asshole both squirting at once…♥”
Or was it the hose between her urethra and asshole, repeatedly backflowing and spurting with every step she took, just like this sow was moaning about?
“You abs fetishist! My abs are way better than that bitch’s?!”
“No, yours?!”
As if to prove her own abs were just as impressive, Urga whipped off her pink apron like a flag and proudly flexed her chiseled chocolate abs for me to see.
“Look at this! The abs of a fierce warrior overflowing with wild allure! Firmer and more ripped than that sow’s—Lady Urga’s abs!”
“Ooooh…”
“Ahem! You can touch ’em! I’ll make a special exception, so go ahead and grope to your heart’s content… And get the hell off that bitch’s stomach already?!”
Deep down, she probably wanted me riding her abs too, but since she was the closest thing to a normal person in this household alongside me, she didn’t want to pull the same stunt as Eleonora. In the end, she just yelled instead.
“Heeng…♥”
Unable to withstand Sis’s nagging, I gave Eleonora’s belly a light stomp and leaped off like it was a diving board. She collapsed flat on her back with a wail.
“A-ahh… H-heheee…♥”
“What a pathetic sight, you cumrag. Anyway, go wash up! Dinner’s ready.”
“Sure thing.”
They say what goes around comes around.
Just as I’d been punished for abandoning Violet in a sloppy mess out of lust, Eleonora was now left trembling on the floor, legs splayed wide in her own sloppy climax, shaking uncontrollably.
“Oh, and the fly spray.”
“It was full of flies before I came, so I emptied it and refilled. Leave it.”
“Damn, Sis, you’re extra cute today.”
“Kuhuhu, bullshit! You say that, then cry when I fuck you senseless?”
Even as she casually kneaded her own tits and ass, she gazed at me with eyes full of pure affection.
The moment I slipped inside the house, it was like she’d been waiting for this exact chance.
Urga grabbed a bucket of water she’d prepared in advance, splashed it over Eleonora like she was salting a slug, and slammed the front door shut the second the drenched sow hopped up with a yelp.
—Wh-what are you doing?! Open this door right now!
Bang bang bang bang—!!
“Leave that bitch be and wash up! Hurry! You reek to high heaven!”
“I do?”
Conditional olfactory numbness—a classic trait for folks in this line of work.
I was nose-deep in pig shit all day, so I couldn’t smell a thing, but unlike me, Urga went out whenever she felt like it and only occasionally visited the farm. She recoiled in horror at my question.
“You need me to tell you? It’s pig shit mixed with cum and pussy stench—stinking up the whole place! Spill it—who’d you fuck today?!”
“An elf.”
“An elf?”
Her playful expression darkened instantly at the word. Urga pressed her ear to my chest, checking my heartbeat and other body signals to see if I was bullshitting.
“Who’d you fuck?”
“An elf.”
“Y’know, the ones with long ears, pretty faces, killer bodies all slim and toned—looking like they’re begging to be railed?”
“Yeah.”
She tilted her head for a moment, then suddenly grabbed my wrist tight, stripped me buck naked, and shoved me into the bathroom.
“??”
[Why’s that wild boar acting like that?]
The suddenness left even me and the SD Character tilting our heads in confusion. Then the bathroom door flew open again, and Urga strode in, her bronzed naked body on full display.
“Sis? You told me to wash up—why… guk?!”
“Hold still! Just gotta check something quick!”
Before I could react, she squatted right in front of me and stared blankly at my cock.
“What’s up? Feeling horny already?”
“Hmm… not that… hold on…”
“??”
Still keeping her intentions hidden in those massive tits, she kept inspecting my dick. Then she leveled her palm like a plate and set my cock on it like plated food.
“Hmm… no breaks anywhere…”
“Breaks?”
“Yeah, breaks. You don’t know how beastly those elf bitches are, do you?”
“…No clue.”
I’d heard some from the SD Character, but Urga didn’t know that and kept examining—tilting it this way and that, lifting the glans slightly and flicking it against her palm.
“They’re scary as fuck. I’d call myself a wild one anywhere, but those bitches? They literally squeeze you dry till you croak.”
“Mm… yeah, her pussy was something else. Super tight, like I thought it was virgin territory…”
“…You deflowered a virgin elf? Weird. Elves being virgins? No way…”
What the hell was the image of elves in her world?
Were they like Urga’s tribe, living in packs like that?
[Eleonora aside?]
Honestly, sows like her were synonymous with nymphos anyway.
“Anyway, back in the day, guys got dragged off by elves, got their dicks wrung out in those pussies, ended up eunuchs or impotent—no shortage of those tales. Hmm… but my man’s cock is the real deal, huh? Figures—he keeps that dickhead up even after I fuck him silly every time!”
“That a compliment?”
“What, you want an insult? You stud cock… already throbbing like you wanna knock me up again.”
Teased relentlessly by her hands, my cock swelled up, ready for mating. Giggling, Urga released it and pushed me down onto the bathroom floor.
The moment my view hit the ceiling, a bronzed ass filled my sight—contrasted by that pink pussy.
“Part of me wants to cowgirl you till you breed me, but after seeing that sow earlier, I can guess what you’ve been up to. So this time…”
“Ooo.”
Rare 69 from Sis?
Like with Eleonora, she didn’t need foreplay—her pussy was already dripping wet, love juices flowing. She always preferred straight insertion over teasing, so her suggesting mutual oral first was a treat.
Like soothing a warrior’s battle frenzy was a woman’s duty after a fierce fight. Reward for battling that elf(?), maybe.
Urga wrapped my half-hard cock between her springy mega-tits, pressing her sideboob against it to start stroking.
“You sure you’re okay with this? You hate getting your pussy eaten.”
“Wh-who said I hate it?! It’s just… kuhuuung… just, embarrassing…”
Her barbarian pride screamed only cocks belonged in a woman’s pussy.
But the elf had done worse.
“The elf was all over it, though? Talking about railing me while smothering my face with her pussy… agoh?!”
“Wh-why’re you talking about another bitch’s pussy while licking mine?!”
How outrageous!
Not content with nipping my cock with those sharp shark teeth mid-sentence, she gnawed at it like she was grinding it to bits. A sharp warning to focus on her.
“Heh, jealous? It’s cute as hell.”
“C-cute?! You’ve got a comeback for everything…?!”
Offended by the blow to her dignity, Urga chomped down on the glans poking from her cleavage.
I pretended otherwise but grabbed her wiggling ass—clearly loving the flattery—and buried my face in her crotch.
“Kheek!? Sh-shoving your tongue right in…?!”
True to her muscular thighs, her powerful walls clamped my tongue the second it entered. She shuddered at the sensation of my taste buds grinding her mucosa.
Seizing her momentary fluster, I bobbed my head like my tongue was a cock, thrusting deeper.
“K-hiiiit… d-don’t get cocky… y-you think I can’t handle it…?!”
“Ugh!!”
Squish—before she finished, she planted her full weight on my face, smothering me.
Not much different from what the elf did, but unlike her clumsy wiggling every time my tongue hit a spot, Urga showed no such weakness.
Like there was no hole she wouldn’t punish her male with.
She just twitched slightly, as if daring me to savor her more.
“Hoo… keep being a brat, twitching like you wanna cum the second I wrap these tits around you.”
“Puhuhu.”
“Hihyaaaak?! D-don’t say it! Don’t laugh!”
What an impossibly cute big sis.