Chapter 164
Chapter 164
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 164
Chapter Title: Wild Boar's Bath Service (5)
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Previously, the SD Character had said something like this to me.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ "Eleonora's tits are the strongest in the world, just like she's the strongest in the worldview!" That meant there was no one in that world with tits bigger than those massive jugs—bigger than a person's head.
But while she hadn't said there were no huge tits on par with them, could it be because she's the valiant barbarian warrior called the rival of that noble female knight?
Urga sis's bouncy breasts, teetering on the razor-thin line between huge and massive, enveloped my head the moment I stuck it into that dizzying valley.
Poof—they wrapped around my head with those plump, perfectly shaped, delicious chocolate mammaries.
"Aren't you gonna wash my hair?"
"That's why you need to stay still."
At first, I thought she was gonna fix my head in place with her tits like a shampoo chair at a salon and wash it with her hands. But to my complete surprise, Urga sis started rubbing my head with her breasts.
"What're you doing?"
"Just stay still. Like this... oh?"
"Huh?"
A slick sensation came over me, and soon bubbles started forming from my hair.
That slippery feeling when I first buried my head in there... it wasn't body wash?
"Did you put shampoo on them?"
"Shampoo? What's that? That bitch told me to wash my hair with this stuff or slather it on my tits and wash my man's hair with them, so that's what I'm doing."
I had no idea what it was exactly, but the commotion before we entered the bathroom must've been Eleonora teaching Urga sis all sorts of things before the bath and causing a ruckus while washing her hair.
"More importantly, do all you civilized folk wash your hair like this? With the female using her tits to wash the males' heads and all?"
"Yep."
"...Really? Guess when you've got nothing better to do, you come up with stuff like this."
She was skeptical, but since she'd heard this was a completely different world from what she knew,
she didn't suspect a thing from my brazen lie.
Urga sis just tilted her head at the shampoo bottle sitting right next to her and the showerhead still spraying water into Eleonora's holes.
"Whatever. I said I'd help my man with his bath, and this is kinda growing on me."
"This?"
Now it was my turn to tilt my head.
This could be seen as a pretty niche play, right?
Urga sis might've torn her virginity on my cock the moment our eyes met, and gotten addicted to sex just hours after losing it,
so she was a bit of a slut, but I thought she wasn't a full-on pervert like Eleonora—she was a romantic who shared body and heart while whispering sweet nothings.
Or maybe not.
Everyone's got their own personality and tastes, so naturally their sexual fetishes differ too.
"I get it."
"...Get what?"
What was she on about? She snorted at my words like they were out of left field, then started rubbing my head vigorously as if she knew exactly what I meant.
"It's 'cause seeing my man lying still in my arms like this—like a baby reindeer standing frozen before a wolf—is cute. That's why I tried it, and I like it."
"Getting called cute at my age is a bit..."
"Kuhuhu, you'll never know in your life. What it's like for a female to embrace a male slipping into her arms."
Ah, that angle?
If she likes the sight of the opposite sex nestling into her, I get it. Wondering if this was a hint to winning her over, I went limp atop Urga sis's body like I was dead.
Sure enough, just as she'd said, she let out a rough snort and excitedly squeezed my head between her tits like a hot dog sausage in a bun.
"Pervert, total pervert."
"This is my first time, okay? Washing hair with something this weird, bathing in warm water, washing my man's head with my tits..."
"You seem pretty used to washing hair, so aren't you perverted enough already, sis?"
Just look at how those tits were moving.
Calling it "washing hair" was polite—this was her pressing my head by squeezing her sideboobs, a technique she'd clearly picked up yesterday using my cock as a textbook on the bed.
And damn, her skill was so good that even without hands, bubbles were foaming up past my hair, all the way to my eyelids.
"Sis, if we keep this up, it's gonna get in my eyes—rinse it off with some water..."
"I know."
"Sis?"
Suddenly, a pair of incredibly strong arms thrust into my armpits, binding me so I couldn't squirm.
"Sis? We need to rinse now..."
"I said I know, sheesh. Kuhuhu."
Ignoring my protests,
she let out a lewd chuckle and grabbed my legs with her firm thighs, leaving me utterly helpless.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ "Hmph! After being away so long, you must appreciate my value now, eek?!" The timing was perfect. The moment I was pinned in this embarrassing position, the SD Character returned, and I heard what sounded like a rocket launch,
followed by it apparently face-planting and whining about its head again.
Normally I'd tease it, but right now I was in no position to.
With my vision blocked and limbs pinned, even I was panicking.
"S-Sis?"
"Stay still! Now I'm gonna wipe down your body."
"Then just do it without all this...?!"
But contrary to my fears, was she actually gonna clean my body? Just like she'd slathered shampoo on her tits, she started rubbing my limbs with the flower-like foam from the body wash blooming on her own body.
"How's that? Urga's bath service?"
"This is less 'bath service' and more like..."
I wanted to blurt out "feels like wrestling!" a hundred times,
but...
"Like what? What were you gonna say?"
"I was gonna say it looks like we're sharing some bonding that resembles mating."
"Wha—? Kuhuhuhu! Even in a situation like this, you're still so horny! How deep into me are you?!"
She flinched in surprise at my sex joke for a moment.
But soon that fierce smile spread into a hearty laugh, and the thighs that had my thighs gripped like a cat with a mouse finally released me.
"All good now? I'll handle the rest myself, so now—ghk?!"
"Not done yet."
I wanted out of this position ASAP, but Urga sis held me firm, no escape.
"Do this and I'm gonna get mad."
"There's a reason for it, so bear with me. And if you wanna get mad, go ahead."
"...Why?"
"Makes me wanna fuck you even more, like prey resisting the hunt. I'm holding back big time right now. If you wanna end up under me, try getting mad."
They say you don't survive in the wild without street smarts. She saw through my empty threat and ground my scalp again before whispering in my ear.
"With that bitch passed out like that, all I can clean for my man are his limbs."
"And?"
"But there's one more spot I can clean. If I lift your legs like I'm hugging you...!"
Snap—her legs spread, then wrapped around my waist like a carnivorous plant snapping shut on a bug in its maw.
Was she gonna bind my waist completely? Just roll around hugging me like a doll?
But against my expectations, her thighs—which I'd thought would stop at hugging my waist—tightened further,
"S-Sis?!"
"You panicked! You totally panicked! Realizing Urga's got your cock squeezed tight between her feet!"
Just like with my waist and arms, Urga sis's soles clamped down on my cock like hot dog buns on a sausage.
How could I not panic?
Usually with Eleonora, our play focused on tormenting her masochistic pervert ass, but feet? This was a first.
"Getting this hard... you were excited to get utterly wrecked by Urga, huh!"
"No, with these massive mammaries on either side of my head, it'd be weirder if I didn't get hard."
"Shut up!! If I say so, then it's so!!"
Unlike on the bed, with Eleonora still messing around with the shower hose, was she seizing the chance to beat me?
"I-I said it! This is bath service... I read in some book from that kingdom that females rub males' cocks with their feet... H-Honestly, I wanted to try it..."
"Usually you do that hugging from behind, though..."
"I wanted to see my man trembling in my arms."
"..."
So service was just an excuse!
She wanted to hug me in this humiliating pose and try—what's it called? Footjob! Yeah, that!
I'm the attacking type, not used to receiving like this, so I tried to wriggle free.
But the moment I moved,
"S-Stay still! This is my first time too, I can't control my strength!"
"You say that now?!"
All my resistance vanished.