Chapter 147
Chapter 147
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 147
Chapter Title: Meeting (5)
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A silence fell over them like something out of a fairy tale.
Sin Seon-dong never dreamed he'd hear a female warrior he'd just met—someone he hadn't even known for three minutes—offer to become his breeding sow. Urga, too, was only now realizing what she'd blurted out in the heat of the moment.
[Even that SD Character holding a sign that said 'Lewd stuff is okay!' hid her face behind it.]
[Y-Ya know, f-for a sow from a b-barbaric tribe, y-you're awfully b-bold!]
No one had seen it coming.
Sin Seon-dong and the SD Character had simply thought they'd come to pick up some tribute(?). Who could've imagined those words tumbling from the mouth of this beastly female warrior?
The orc captain was moved to tears, thinking, 'As expected of the god!' over how Sin Seon-dong had instantly turned his sow.
Eleonora, meanwhile, was clutching her mouth, laughing so hard she could barely breathe.
One single sentence had caused a massive ripple.
But if anyone was the most flustered, it was Urga herself—standing there with her hand on her hip, staring at Sin Seon-dong like nothing was wrong.
'Wh-What did I just say?!'
She'd spat it out in anger, but had she really said that?
Sure, she'd been distracted by his intellectual looks (compared to the men of her tribe, at least) and that glimpse of his pristine white collarbone peeking from his collar—despite his black hair and eyes like hers.
But she was tribute, a sacrificial offering.
And yet, in this crucial moment, she'd blurted out whatever popped into her lust-addled head!
Talk about a massive blunder.
The instant the words left her mouth, her mind raced with delusions: What if Sin Seon-dong took offense and smote her? What if he flew into a rage and wiped out her tribe?
She imagined every worst-case scenario, but words once spoken couldn't be unsaid.
'A-All right, even if he is a god, there's no way Lady Urga of the proud Gray Wolves would bend her pride out of fear for her life!'
Having gone this far, she decided to double down on the shamelessness. Urga thrust out her chest even more, emphasizing her massive breasts barely contained by her beast pelt.
She was trying to seize control of the room with her beauty and figure, which had never failed to bring men to their knees.
[Breeder! L-Look at those! Ch-Choco mammaries!]
'Shut up. I don't need you telling me—I'm already swallowing hard.'
But those two—this man and the chattering SD Character in his head—had lived with a shameless exhibitionist slut like Eleonora and fucked her nonstop. Far from rattled, they regained their composure at Urga's display.
The only truly normal one here was the orc captain, still sniffling away.
"What did you just say…?"
"You deaf?! Lady Urga, your big sis here, is offering to be your wife!!"
She bellowed it like she was hammering the nail all the way in, but she couldn't hide her burning face. To mask her embarrassment as mere anger, Urga let out deliberate huffs and puffs.
Of course, Sin Seon-dong wasn't the type to flinch.
"I clearly heard you say you came to offer tribute…"
"Our tribe doesn't even have food for today— what tribute could we offer? What, you pissed because it's not gold or jewels, but a woman like me offering to be your wife!?"
Ignoring her pounding heart, Urga pressed on shamelessly, trying to force the atmosphere into 'You have no choice but to accept me!'
But deep down, she anxiously watched him, wondering what if he got mad or rejected her.
Instead, Sin Seon-dong flashed her a subtle smile, making Urga shrink back involuntarily and shout.
"Y-You got a problem with it?! You saying Lady Urga isn't fit to be your breeding sow!? If so…!"
'Should I jump him now? Yeah, let's do it! Even a god wouldn't smite a woman carrying his child!!'
Of course, doing that would mean she'd never see that wolfish face or warm smile again, but it was for her tribe's future.
And if she bore his child, she'd inevitably become his breeding sow, his wife. Like a wolf stalking a deer, Urga slowly tensed her legs.
'Even if he's not a god, I could just kidnap him and make him impregnate me forever! That way, our tribe grows, and with superior breeding stock…'
He hadn't even properly responded yet, and here she was, driven by needless inferiority complex, plotting to reverse-rape Sin Seon-dong—a truly horrifying thought!
But her plan didn't come to fruition.
Thud!
"Wh-What?!"
Instead of answering, Sin Seon-dong—still beaming—stood from his throne and walked slowly toward her.
Her mind had already birthed three of his kids, but she hadn't expected him to approach. Seizing her moment of fluster,
Sin Seon-dong grabbed her hand and spoke.
"A problem? Of course I'm thrilled that such a lovely lady came to be my wife!"
"H-Huh?!"
'L-Lovely lady…! To me, Lady Urga…! Y-You cocky bastaaard…!'
[Her! Cut off that viper tongue of hers!]
The atmosphere, which had flowed to Urga's pace until now, flipped entirely to Sin Seon-dong with that single serpentine line.
Urga hurriedly tried to execute her mental plan to cover her slip-up, but the moment he took her hand, her feet felt glued to the floor.
But as the warmth from his hand started making her eyes glaze over, Sin Seon-dong released it.
"Wh-What… why…!"
"I'm sorry. I'm thrilled you'd become my wife, but…"
"…But?"
Gulp. What was this? Why did his tone reek of rejection?
"Sadly, I'd rather take you as a sow than a wife."
"A-A sow?!"
"Yes, a sow."
Just as Urga had uttered 'breeding sow' with a hero's face,
Sin Seon-dong said 'become my sow' with a gentleman's smile.
It was his rotten whim to throw her words right back, but unlike her, he felt zero shame saying it.
Urga, on the other hand, was mortified.
"A sow?! You want Lady Urga, the 'Wolf of the Frost,' to be a s-sow?!"
"I like taking beautiful women as sows. My abilities being what they are…"
Watching her flounder, Sin Seon-dong prepared to sink his fangs in—shipping a pig from his farm.
Fwaaah—!
-Oink?!
"Ah?!"
Eleonora and the orc captain were used to it, so they said nothing, but Urga's eyes went wide at the plump pig suddenly before her.
"He really is a god?!"
"Whether I'm a god or not is beside the point. Anyway, I'd rather have you as my personal sow than a wife… but that might be an issue?"
Urga, who had raided kingdoms often, knew exactly what 'sow' meant. Dirty talk was everyday chatter among brutal barbarian warriors.
If her guess was right, he wanted her not as a wife, but a sex slave.
She was here as a sacrifice, but she had pride—a princess couldn't be a mere sex slave!
The moment she heard it, Urga glared at the innocently smiling Sin Seon-dong, then giggled slyly, as if hatching a wicked idea.
"So… being a sow means that, right? Not a real pig, but bearing your children…"
"Well… bearing children… Yeah, that's right! A sow's gotta pop out lots of piglets!"
Urga pondered.
Sin Seon-dong wanted to make her his sow.
Sow was basically code for sex slave,
but from his words, it also meant a woman who'd bear him many children…
'Huh? Isn't that basically a wife?'
Becoming his female, building a family, bearing his kids.
What was the difference from being a wife?
"Do you really need to think about it, you dullard? Of course there's a difference."
"Huh?!"
'That voice! The one that boils my blood just hearing it—this obnoxious tone!'
Urga recalled the platinum-haired female knight flashing through her mind and yanked Sin Seon-dong into her arms, scanning the surroundings.
"What's wrong?"
"Danger! It's dangerous! We need to get out of here now!"
She didn't know where the voice came from, but if it was that bitch Eleonora, they had to leave immediately.
"Why run? Perfect timing, actually. I was about to show you what a sow is."
"Nonsense! We gotta run! If that vicious bitch catches us, god or not, we're done! I-I'll serve you without lifting a finger my whole life, so hurry!"
Urga recalled Eleonora from her memories—the platinum-haired knight slaughtering her tribesmen like a blood-mad demon.
Unfortunately, her weapons were in the tent where she'd woken, some distance away. Even armed, she couldn't win—bare-handed, running was best.
Just as she tried dragging him away,
"If Master wishes to leave, this sow would follow dutifully, but a sow trying to drag Master away? That's unforgivable."
"There you are, you vicious…?!"
'What did that bitch just say?'
Master? Sow?
"Hyah~"
"Ah! Where're you going! Come back?!"
While Urga was lost in thought, Sin Seon-dong slipped from her arms and headed back to the throne where Eleonora's voice had come from. Urga yelled after him,
but at that instant—
As he ascended the throne, platinum hair appeared behind it. Without thinking, Urga lunged to snatch Sin Seon-dong.
'Too late!'
Swish—like drawing a translucent curtain—the platinum hair blocked between the seated Sin Seon-dong and Urga. Despair crossed her face, but then another odd feeling stopped her cold.
'That woman… no, that bitch?!'
"What the hell is that bitch wearing?!"
"What's the problem? How dense can you be…"
"That's not it!!"
She was stark naked.
Her usual armor—always fused to her like a second skin—was gone. The pure white knight knelt nude before Sin Seon-dong, her sworn enemy.
An unbelievable sight.
Was she hallucinating?
Had he shown her an illusion, just like conjuring a live pig from thin air?
Or had her trauma from Eleonora caused her to mistake some similar woman for her?
"Eleonora? I stopped earlier, but we can do it now, right?"
"Yes, as you said—shall I take it in my mouth pussy?"
No!
Absolutely not.
That woman! That bitch! Was her enemy, her nemesis!
She might fool others' eyes, but not hers—she who'd clashed swords with her more than anyone.
This was no illusion.
She wasn't seeing wrong.
The woman kneeling naked before Sin Seon-dong, dripping semen and pussy juices from her swaying ass, acting coquettish,
and not content with that—calling him Master and licking his foot like a dog—was the kingdom's knight, more terrifying than plague to her tribesmen:
Eleonora Croft.
"Wh-What the hell is that bitch doing?!"