The Female General's Morning Service
"Slurrrp... Chup chup chup... Chuuuup...♡"
The incredibly obscene sounds I'd never heard before up until yesterday, combined with the intensely warm, sticky sensations from my dick, drift in alongside the morning sunlight through the window, announcing the new day. It's pretty unfamiliar, but I'm not all that shocked. It's gotta be Radgridz, after all.
"My lord, it's morning. Please wake up with a nice chup chup♡ blowjob. Chuuup♡"
Confirming my hunch is the dignified yet utterly filthy voice only a fellatio-performing general could make. I crack open one eye and steal a glance at the nude female general with sharp eyes peeking through her light purple hair matching Baek Geum-hwa's tanned skin. The sight of her hollowing her cheeks again and sucking my dick hard makes me go limp all over as I mutter,
"Dunno. I'm still sleeping. Zzz..."
"Kh... Y-you bastard...!"
"Bastard?"
"This lord bastard...!"
She'd been clinging to me all "my lord this, my lord that" in bed last night. But now, with the morning air reviving her reason and defiance, Radgridz glares at me with fury in her eyes—like, 'How dare I have to serve a filthy pig like this as my lord?' She huffs angrily several times, nostrils flaring. But faced with the harsh reality that all she can do is service my dick, she lets out a deep sigh and takes it back into her mouth.
"It's morning. Didn't you ask me to wake you with a mouth-pussy service at this hour? Please cum."
"Did I? Anyway, having a meat toilet sure is convenient. Handles morning wood and everything."
"Morning wood..."
'So utterly vulgar...' Something about "morning wood" seems to snag her; she mutters to herself, pausing as she meticulously licks away last night's cum remnants from behind my glans with her tongue, then looks up at me.
"What now?"
"If I may be so bold, why not leave morning wood to that platinum blonde from yesterday, Baek Geum-hwa?"
"Geum-hwa? By the time she gets here, it'd be too late. Our houses are miles apart. Plus, why bother when I've got a meat toilet right here for instant relief?"
"But this is too lewd..."
"I like my lewd Radgridz. Besides, asking Geum-hwa to handle it would just mean I have to keep sleeping till she shows up, right?"
"Ideally, you'd sleep forever."
"What?"
"Nothing, sir. I'll continue the mouth-pussy service."
Slurp slurp-♡ Worried I'd scold her, she quickly stuffs my dick back in her mouth. Despite her resentful glare, she bobs her head diligently up and down. Meanwhile, I grab my phone from the bedside shelf to check for messages from last night.
"Hmm... Nothing major except Geum-hwa's no-panties pics and a 'let's meet in the morning' from Park Ayoung."
"Chuuuuurp, slurp♡"
I'll head over anyway even without a message, but is something up? Maybe she's already excited about the volleyball shoes I made her. Guessing it's something like that, I turn to the female general who's now fully lost in my dick, greedily devouring it with her mouth.
"Chubububup♡ Chuuuuurp♡"
She's already wildly aroused, hot breaths huffing as she mobilizes her tongue and oral membranes, stroking my dick furiously in time with her bobbing head. Unlike her earlier grumbling about even calling me "lord," she looks ready to spread her pussy at a single command. Giggling, I announce to the lewd female general,
"Cumming now."
"Cummminggg♡ Chuuuuurp♡ Heh heehee♡"
"Spit it out when you talk. Sure, a soldier never separates from her weapon like it's her own body, and a meat toilet always keeps dick in mouth—but you can't answer your lord with it stuffed in there."
"Puha♡ Cum in my mouth-pussy♡"
"Guess that justifies it. Here it comes...!"
Spurt spurt spuuuurt-♡ The moment I finish, she dives back onto my dick, and I start unloading straight into her mouth.
"Guuuuugh, buhuuuuuk♡"
"Don't spill. Spill and it's punishment."
"Guuk, guup♡"
After last night's hierarchy lesson and morning wood training, she's bulging her cheeks full, semen even refluxing out her nostrils—yet she's in ecstasy, climaxing like the slut she is. I chuckle at the sight of Radgridz gulping it down with a sow-like face that makes you question if this is the same woman who was glaring daggers moments ago.
"Hurry up and finish. Surely our great general won't struggle with mere cum, right?"
"Gulp♡ No such thing! I, meat toilet General Radgridz, won't be bested by cum in my cum-disposal toilet♡"
She's utterly addicted to male pleasure now, swallowing with a vulgar expression.
"Aaaah-♡"
"Nice and clean. As expected of Radgridz. Top-notch work."
"Kh... Why, why does this feel so good... Sucking dick brings joy from the depths of my heart, cumming from drinking semen, finding life's purpose in praise from a lord like youuu...♡"
After slurping the last drop from my urethra with a loud slurp-♡, she opens wide to show it's all gone. At my praise, she bites her lip like she's about to explode in frustration again.
Slurp-♡ Well, technically licking off the remnants, but anyway. At her feigned innocence, I grab her massive tits as she tries to leave the bed with a 'that should be enough, right?' vibe, just to be petty.
"What now? I already handled your morning wood."
"Really? And that's all?"
"...Which toilet do you want?"
"Pussy."
"Hahk♡ How did I end up submitting to a man like this...♡"
"Your words and actions don't match."
She knows exactly what I mean, yet retorts anyway. But true to form, the second I speak, she swiftly impales herself on my dick and sits flush against my crotch. Astonished, I tug hard on the ring piercing her biggest weak spot—her clit.
Radgridz yelps in panic.
"Don't! Not there! You made me cum from it how many times last night...?!"
"Either rebel fully or keep that pretty, dignified face and give me general-style service. Half-ass it, and you're begging for punishment. Plus, you just came with my dick inside. You trash pussy."
"Kh... You made me and my body this lewd, and you have the nerve...♡"
Tremble-♡ She tsks in utter humiliation, but as dutiful meat toilet general, her pussy clenches my dick with disciplined intensity amid her climax. Finally, she declares her womb my personal urinal, pressing down until my glans kisses it, perfectly fulfilling her duties. Unable to hold back laughter at her pussy, I stroke her ass gently and unleash my piss.
Shiiiit-
"Huuuuh♡ P-piiiiss... My lord's piss, filling this Radgridz's pussy again...♡"
"You're cumming while I piss in your pussy?"
"N-never ha-happened... I swear... Never felt good taking piss in my pussy, no, oooooh...♡"
"Bet you'll make a great return to your empress like this. Just stay with me; I'll keep you forever."
"N-no... I'll defeat you with this pussy, return to Her Majesty, fuuuh, c-cumming again... Cumming while taking your piss♡"
She clutches her massive tits and climaxes hard. I grab those breasts, suck her pierced nipples with a slurp, then hug her tight as she clings to me, emptying the last drop of piss inside.
"There, all done. Now what?"
"How can you be so ruthless...♡"
Thud. She shoves my shoulders, flattening me back on the bed. Lost in lust, dignity forgotten, she caresses her lower belly where my dick's embedded, then tenses her pussy and slowly lifts her ass.
Last night's "don't spill a drop" training pays off. Schluuuurp-♡
After some intense suction and tugging, my dick finally slips free. She immediately bows her head, taking the cum-and-piss-soaked shaft in her mouth and slurping sluuuurp to clean the last remnants from my urethra, just like before.
"Good girl. Such a good job. My meat toilet general for sure."
"Don't pat my head♡ Praise for filthy acts like this makes my pussy itch for dick again, I tell you♡"
Slurp-♡ I lavish praise on her for mastering every meat toilet duty perfectly—but right then,
"Kh, one day I'll have my revenge. I'll make you addicted to this pussy and your dick, turn you into my pet...!"
"Me?"
"Just like you made me drink your piss. So p-prepare yourseeeelf...♡"
"Hey, don't spray the bed!"
Sploooosh-♡ Overwhelmed by intense pleasure, her revenge-fueled defiance surges; she suddenly relaxes her tight pussy, flooding out the piss and last night's cum.
Smack smack smack-♡
"What are you gonna do about this! Huh?!"
"Eeeek, defiling my pussy again♡ Punish me with your lord dick♡"
"...Hey, Master. What the hell's going on here?"
Is there truly only one top slut in this world? As I spank her pussy mercilessly—Radgridz still has a ways to go—I sigh deeply at Baek Geum-hwa, who's staring at us in disbelief from who-knows-where.
"What happened was..."
"You psycho..."
Geum-hwa's face crumples instantly.