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You Are My Valkyrie is quite the unique yuri game. At first glance, judging by the title or the yuri grinding scenes alone, it looks like your standard beautifully drawn yuri visual novel you can find anywhere. But surprisingly, its genre is both a visual novel and an RPG. You play each heroine as a playable character, fighting in dungeons or against villains like this to level up, unlocking yuri scenes and character stories based on their levels. This gave gamers a sneaky bit of addictive fun and motivation to grind in dungeons (looking back now, it was probably just to pad playtime), turning even those players who skip story for scenes—expecting endless dialogue like any other visual novel—into hooked addicts. Of course, now that the sequels bombed hard and it's been reevaluated as trash, it's dismissed as the devs' cheap ploy to inflate playtime... but anyway.
As an RPG, each heroine naturally has a role. Baek Geum-hwa, eyeing those minotaurs right now, is a frontline class—a so-called bruiser, dealing damage while tanking hits—just from her gear and that well-trained body.
I definitely remember swinging that greatsword in circles like a barbarian warrior amid enemies when I played her myself. Will she do the same here?
I was curious how her unique life-steal mechanic—recovering some damage dealt as health—would work in reality. I'd only seen the main heroine Setsuna fight before, so this was highly anticipated.
"Go on, hurry up. You've got your new gear all fitted, so your body's probably itching like crazy. Your nipples are already hard..."
"Don't look, you pervert!"
"Heh heh heh."
With a shrill yelp at my lecherous gaze, she charges the minotaurs, greatsword raised.
For reference, my role is like the magnet pet in games like Tibia—following the playable character, picking up materials and gold from mobs they kill, occasionally stunning with a riot shield or tossing potions for support. Unlike the Valkyries, I have no real combat skills, so I keep a safe distance to avoid interfering or getting caught in the crossfire, diligently tailing Baek Geum-hwa while briefing her.
"Two minotaurs ahead! No others in sight, so take it easy!"
"I know, no need to tell me... wait, what?!"
She looked eager to test her new gear—sleazy as it seemed—practically twitching to dance with the minotaurs. But her eyes suddenly widened in shock.
"W-what the hell are those guys? Why are they looking at me and... g-getting their dicks hard...?!"
"Guess you're just too fuckable."
-Buhwoooooh!
-Whoooosh! Whoooosh!
The reason? The minotaurs ahead were staring at her, slowly erecting their cocks.
In the RPG, monsters didn't launch erotic attacks mid-battle, but defeat led to game-over rape scenes. Guess reality differs from the game.
I explained the erections to Baek Geum-hwa, who was flushing and flustered.
"Honestly, a scantily clad female warrior barely covering her nipples and pussy, dripping cum and pussy juice from her slit like she's begging to be fucked—which guy wouldn't get hard seeing that?"
"What?! I was clenching it tight...?!"
"You got too excited suiting up and forgot to squeeze your pussy. More importantly, why's my crotch twitching? Finally realizing how well you took my dick?"
"Shut up! W-who's comparing dicks...!!"
Screaming, her eyes blazing with shame and fury, she charges the minotaurs, jiggling her massive tits and swinging the Lewd Greatsword.
Kaaaaang-!!
Minotaurs are dungeon bosses noobs shouldn't even glance at, but to Baek Geum-hwa in her Valkyrie Suit and mithril greatsword, they're just a bit tricky.
-Muooooh?!
"What, a minotaur in one hit...?!"
One strike. No trading blows—she cleaved it in two with her greatsword, shattering it utterly. Stunned by her own feat, she gawked wide-eyed at the sword in her hand, then at me.
"Before, I'd chip away with hit-and-runs to wear down stamina before barely killing it..."
"You were naked with crap gear back then. You okay, though?"
"What? Not hurt? I'm fine, no feedback! Body feels light!"
"Yeah? But that's 'cause you moved so fast..."
I didn't mean it that way.
Was she oblivious from battle heat and new gear thrill? Her gaze still doubtful on the sword and me, mine stayed on the remaining minotaur.
-M-muuuuh...!!
Her greatsword is the Lewd Greatsword. The more you swing it, the hornier the wielder gets—a powerful weapon with clear drawbacks. A normal longsword might take swings to react, but this massive, heavy brute of a greatsword—like a maul—should trigger instantly.
Yet Baek Geum-hwa, drunk on combat and her weapon's power, doesn't notice. The minotaur, facing her growing lewdness, panics at her flood of pussy juice down her thighs and unconscious female pheromones, its cock fully erect.
It wanted revenge for its kin—"I'll breed you back!"—but not this hard.
"Damn, it can crowd-control the enemy like this. As expected of my hand-picked meat toilet. Hitting them with CC via gear. Does having a pussy make the gear that much better?"
"What bullshit are you spouting now? And what're you staring... what the hell is that?!"
I hadn't expected this either. In-game, minotaurs attacked fine regardless of gear, but here, the Lewd Greatsword and bikini armor have it so erect it's hindering its moves.
"Might as well strip fully at this point?"
"Strip? What're you... h-hey, what the fuck?!"
I remote her Valkyrie Suit. The gloves barely hiding nipples and pussy dissolve into light particles, absorbed into the cape. Watching her body bare completely, she shrieks at me.
"You wanna die for real?! Restore it now! How am I supposed to fight like this?!"
"It's fine! The cape auto-shields! And honestly, it felt lacking before, but naked you look like a proper meat toilet now. Perfect!"
"Perfect my ass! You fucking psycho...!"
"What, you're just pretty and fuckable. Anyway, kill it before that erection fades."
"Ughhh...!!"
She tries covering tits and pussy with the greatsword but resigns, charging the minotaur.
Jiggle-jiggle-jiggle-♡
Each step, tits any man couldn't resist fully mesmerize it.
-Muooooh!
"I must be crazy!"
Obsessed with mounting her, the minotaur charges barehanded, dick flopping, forgetting its weapon. A walking meat sack against her destructive greatsword.
Spluuuurt-!!
Another swing, and it minces like ground beef.
Shocked at the overkill, she flinches as blood and chunks spray—but light particles from her cape form a barrier, keeping her clean.
Her eyes bulge as she turns to me.
"W-what's this now... Master? What is it?"
"Told you, it auto-protects. Think I'd strip you thoughtlessly? I planned it all. How to let my meat toilet swing naked worry-free."
"Master's skills go to making trash like this...?"
Astonished by my Breeding Uncle ingenuity and vulgar gear, she stares. Having felt my craftsmanship firsthand, she calls me Master without stutter, exposing tits and pussy openly now.
I leer.
"Heh heh heh, if I'd done proper work, you wouldn't be my meat toilet—you'd never taste gear like this."
"...Frustrating, but can't argue. One-shot mincer greatsword, auto-guard Valkyrie Suit—no one's heard of this."
Suit? More like naked with cape. As she mutters, I grope her proffered tits again amid her sigh.
"Yeah, feel who your Master's become. Anyway, body's okay?"
"Huh? Fine. Suit protected me... Why keep asking about my condition, Master?"
"W-well... First time making this kind of Valkyrie Suit. Just checking."
"...Suspicious. Ahh♡"
"Heh heh, suspicious or not, what can you do? Swing that greatsword naked—that's it."
"Damn...♡"
"Little data collection, then next test."
Squish-squish-♡
Grinning at the hard nipple rising over overflowing tits in my hands, I head to the next foe with trembling Baek Geum-hwa.