Chapter 191
My pussy isn't that slutty! Unlike Park Ayoung, who dragged me all the way to the vending machine just for this kind of thing, I've only been serving as your portable dickhouse. Radgridz, who had gotten unnecessarily tangled up in this just by being nearby, trembled her ass furiously at my atrocity of pouring cola straight into her pussy and screamed out.
"My lord, what the hell is this♡? I have a perfectly good mouth up here, but you shove a PET bottle into the mouth down below—into this Radgridz's pussy… Nghhh♡"
"Quit whining. I didn't even shove it all in—just the neck, like a plunger."
"Yeah, after getting pounded by Master's dick every day, this is nothing. Hiiit♡ It's cooold…♡"
"My pussy, trained to take my lord's royal dick, can easily handle a mere PET bottle like this, but that's not the point! The co-cola… the cold, fizzy cola bubbling inside my pussy…♡"
"Pouring cola cleans toilets spotless. So just stay still. Even Ayoung's stinging from the carbonation, but she's holding nice and steady."
"Hnnngh?!"
Glug glug glug— Radgridz shook her ass desperately, clamping down on the PET bottle like she was begging me to pull it out. But no way in hell. Instead, I shoved it even deeper into her until her muscular pussy gripped it tight.
"Grroooaaahhh?!"
"M-Me too, do me like that?! Shove it in me too?!"
"You're something else. Fine, stick out that fat ass—jeez, you're quick."
"Buhiieeeek♡"
I gripped the PET bottles with both hands and shoved them deep into the meat toilet and female pig's pussies. Unlike Park Ayoung, who eagerly accepted the bottle and practically begged for the torment, Radgridz shuddered violently like she'd been electrocuted, her back arching as she wailed in ecstasy.
At first, I thought she hated it too much and considered pulling back a bit, but then—crunch, crinkle—
"What's that noise? Coming from your side, Radgridz?"
"W-What noise are you talking about…? No sound at all. Nothing's coming from my pussy."
"This, this… heh heh heh."
True to her loyal meat toilet nature, she'd crushed the bottle purely with her pussy muscles—just like she does with dicks—to give me an excuse to torment her more. Radgridz flushed beet red and yelled at me.
"Nothing happened! It definitely didn't come from me, so pull this bottle out ri— No, torment that female pig bitch over there instead!"
"Heh, guess even you think your pussy's too slutty?"
"Hee hee♡ Look at her blushing."
"Sh-Shut up! I'm… I'm cleaning the toilet, so go torment that exhibitionist female pig bitch!"
"You're already a full-blown exhibitionist yourse— Heh, fine. Fine, no need to glare like that."
"Kh… This humiliation…♡"
She was desperately trying to divert my gaze to Park Ayoung, knowing that if I pulled the bottle out, everyone would see how her pussy had crumpled it. It was so obvious. Pretending to go along, I exchanged a lecherous grin with Ayoung, both of us playing dumb.
But then—crunch, crinkle!!
"…Sorry, but can you leave that bottle alone? I'm trying to have a good time with Ayoung here."
"Yeah, you're making it impossible not to notice with all that noise."
"Eek, sh-shut uuuup?!"
Was she really hoping I'd look away and give her time? Every time she secretly shook her ass to reshape the crushed bottle back to normal, the crumpling sounds yanked our attention right back. She'd even yielded her favorite dick to Ayoung just to buy a moment, but her sacrificial squirming was way too noisy.
"We didn't hear anything."
"Yeah, we don't hear a thing."
"No way… There's no way my pussy is this slutty…♡"
I leisurely watched Radgridz thrill in the humiliation—humiliation from her own slutty pussy—before turning sharply to Park Ayoung, who was shaking her massive ass again, begging for her turn.
"Can't let only Radgridz suffer the embarrassment. Right, Ayoung?"
"M-Me too? I can't do something like thaaat?!"
"Didn't tell you to do it."
"Huh? Hiiieee?!"
Crunchhh— I grabbed the PET bottle protruding from Ayoung's pussy and started pistoning it by hand.
"Haaang♡ Wh-What the hell suddenly♡? Why torment my pussy♡ You're foaming it up with cola inside my pussy♡"
"Heh, this is what you wanted! But damn, impressive. How the hell did you crush this cola bottle?"
"I-I didn't! No matter how slutty I am, there's no way I could crush a PET bottle with my pussy?!"
Squelch squelch♡— Unlike the straight-as-a-bullet cider bottle, the cola bottle's sleek S-curve made it easy to shove in and piston like this, but that shape also made it tricky to crush by hand. And she did it purely with pussy pressure?
I ignored Radgridz's frantic denials and dumped the last drops of cola into Ayoung's depths.
"Next time, maybe you'll unscrew the cap too."
"Hee, let's make her try later♡ Haaang♡"
"Yeah, later. Have her and Brynhildr twist off PET bottle caps together."
"Wh-What conspiracy is this? My pussy isn't that slutty!"
"Heh, sure sure. Heaven knows, earth knows, but we don't?"
"My lord, you bastard…♡"
Radgridz, naked and clutching the vending machine, glared at me like she was losing her mind from the shame. Afraid she'd really die of humiliation if I teased more, I decided to give her a break by pulling out her bottle—and dove face-first into Ayoung's fizzy pussy to taste it.
"Slurrrrp—"
"Hiiiii♡"
I sucked hard on her pussy, and cold, slutty-pussy-infused cola flooded my mouth with a sharp tingle.
"Hiiit♡ Pussy cola♡ How's the pussy cola?"
"Mm, fresh from the bottle, so it's cold and fizzy… but what is it? Makes my dick super angry, I guess?"
The 500ml wasn't much, so after a few more gulps, I stood, plugging Ayoung's twitching pussy entrance with my raging dick like a cork.
"Hii…♡ So now you're finally gonna taste my real fizzy pussy flavor?"
"What, you hate it? Think saying no means your pussy won't get raped?"
"As if! I became Master's female pig to get my pussy raped! If you won't rape me, I'll rape you! Hnnngh♡ I-I ate the diiiick♡"
"Hey now…"
Squelch♡— I'd planned to tease her a bit more before thrusting in, but she impatiently shoved her royal ass back and swallowed my dick whole into her cola pussy. It looked like desperation from fear I wouldn't fuck her, but knowing what a pig Park Ayoung was, I caught her provocative smirk as her volleyball-sized tits jiggled. I smacked her royal ass hard and immediately hammered deep.
"You're so damn cheeky! Where's the volleyball club's royal ace in this? Just a dick-loving female pig!"
"Buhiieeeek♡ Getting pussy-raped♡ Exposed park sex, yesss♡"
Unlike her usual hot, sticky pussy walls coating me, the cola bubbles hidden in every fold fizzed against my dick alongside her gripping flesh.
"The fizzy pussy's novel, sure, but the carbonation's coolness kinda drowns out the pussy's real taste. Kinda disappointing."
"Heek♡ Feels great to me—Master's dick and fizzy cola keep making my vision flash♡ Like big and small pussy orgasms nonstop, can't think of anything but Master and Master's dick♡"
Pussy cola and pussy sex had clear pros and cons. The fresh, refreshing fizz was great, but the deadly flaw was the ultra-cold pussy risking my erection going soft. Unless you had a prime physical specimen like Ayoung or Radgridz, the risk was too high—not a flavor worth seeking out.
"Definitely sex you can only pull off if you're drunk on the location and mood."
"Yup♡ Unless your pussy's confident enough to keep Master's dick hard, you can't do it♡"
Ayoung nodded, glancing around. Her ears perked like a dog's, then she chin-nodded toward a direction, signaling me.
Woof woof!
"Heedong-ah, s-slowly, go sloooow… Why doesn't he get tired, ah, a-aaah?!"
Ayoung spotted the presence we'd felt when entering the park—the woman being dragged along like a walk by the Border Collie. Her eyes widened in shock at us. Ayoung grinned lewdly at the camera filming us and the woman who'd stumbled on our pervy antics.
"Ah… We got caught♡ Now I have to pussy-climax♡ Have to climax like a female pig♡♡"
"Uh…?!"
Sluuuurp♡