Chapter 185
What the hell's the problem? What even is the life of an exclusive dick? What does it mean to live like a stud horse?
The day Radgridz told me she'd free me from being her meat toilet and make me her personal dick to settle all her old grudges, my brain straight-up froze. But once she gave me examples, I got it right away.
"The opposite of a meat toilet... same acts, but instead of getting creampied, you're the one doing the creampie...!!"
"Exactly, you catch on quick. My lord, you've become my exclusive dick. Stand when I say stand, ram that thick royal dick inside me when I say thrust, and turn into a reckless stud horse pumping me full of your inferior genes!"
"...Not sounding half bad?"
"W-what?! You don't find that humiliating?! Forcing unwanted sex on my lord—doesn't that fill you with shame?!"
What the fuck? Did I hypnotize Radgridz without realizing it? She looks genuinely shocked, eyes wide as saucers. I rack my brain for any memory of slipping her some lewd hypnosis, but nothing comes up.
I stare at her with a bored face, like so what? She doubles down in shock, wondering if I'm faking it or if I really feel no humiliation, pinning me to the wall for a reverse pussy pound. Same result.
What the hell's the problem?
"Unbelievable! Becoming a sex slave, an exclusive dick, a living dildo—and not even a flicker of emotion...?!"
"Our Radgridz is, uh... right now, Master? General? What do I even call you? Anyway, General, you have no idea how sexy and fuckable your pussy is, do you?"
"W-what?! My lord, how dare you spew such insolence at me...?!"
Her face flushes crimson at my cocky, filthy trash talk—totally unbefitting an exclusive dick. Still buried stiff in her pussy, I lightly churn her inner walls and say,
"Sure, I'll do anything to eat pussy and knock it up, but that doesn't mean I fuck every hole in sight. I've got eyes, you know. Unless it's a stunner that turns my head, I don't turn just anyone into a meat toilet or sow."
"So you're saying, to you, I'm a stunner... Ahem! Insolent lord! Don't get cocky! You still see me as your exclusive pussy? It's the opposite! You're my exclusive dick now! I chose you!"
"Heh, with the roles reversed like this, yeah."
She's embarrassed, alright. Her glazed eyes lock on mine, then snap wide at my lecherous grin. She shrieks, face burning, and I chuckle, grabbing her plump ass cheeks hard with both hands.
"Hooook♡"
"Anyway, you said bathing service? Usually I fuck you or Geum-hwa's pussy while getting serviced, so the reverse means I get fucked by our General's pussy while servicing her, right?"
"Not that dense♡ That's right. All you have to do is offer me that dick. Though you'll need my permission before dumping those inferior genes in my womb♡"
"Hng...?!"
Can't creampie whenever I want? What a horrifying, terrifying thought. She's been spewing pure evil ever since—from what I've felt. Sure, she's tamed down as a meat toilet lately, but those villain lieutenant instincts die hard.
She smirks at my flustered face, loving every shifting expression, flashing a seductive smile more succubus than evil general.
"Hehe, your face went pale like you're about to blow your load♡ Shocking to hear you can't just dump away, huh? Especially right after realizing how good it feels to flood this delicious General pussy with your genes... Of course you'd pale♡"
"You wicked bitch! Wicked meat toilet!"
"Hngk♡ Sh-shut it! If you wanna cum, drag that royal dick over here and butter me up♡ Just like you made me beg for dick, make me want it with some slutty shit. Like you forced on me—if you wanna creampie my pussy, fuck it hard till I'm satisfied♡"
"Then...!"
I seize her royal ass, overflowing my grip, and head to the sink.
"Where are you going? The tub's that way. I said bathe me—don't tell me you've judged this Radgridz pussy unbeatable and wanna switch to the bed? Won't help. My pussy's got your dick in a death grip... Hm?"
Shhhhaaa—!
She tilts her head, baffled why I'm running the sink when the tub's full. But as I puff my cheeks full of water like a hydro pump, she gets it, voice trembling in panic.
"Wait, just the bath. Bath service only—no need for you to handle these little things, ubuubuuuk♡"
I kiss her deep, pouring the water into her mouth. Then I blow hard, forcing a gargle. While she's dazed, I squeeze toothpaste onto her tongue—a slimy snail blob. I spit my gargle into the sink and stick out my tingling tongue.
"Brush properly, yeah?!"
"I wanted to use my dick, but it's pussy-washing right now, bleeeh..."
"Ugh?!"
"Get that away?! I said bath service only—are you gonna violate my teeth and gums now too?! Get awa—ugh♡ Chuup♡ G-get it awaaay♡"
Chuuuwaaap—♡
She's wrapped around me like she'll never let go—what's she even saying? I devour her mouth, shoving in toothpaste-smeared tongue, snap my hips, and pussy-pound her like stop kissing and fuck already.
"Huuuup♡ T-take it out♡ Ch, chuuuup♡"
"Huu, huu...!!"
She reflexively dives into a devouring kiss, matching me. Maybe embarrassed by her own slutty response, she claws my back in protest at the evil dick that made her do it. But I ignore it, scrubbing toothpaste into every corner of her mouth.
Toothpaste's too spicy.
"Huuuup♡ Puha♡ W-wait, chuuuup♡"
"Huu, huuuk...!!"
I'm thrilled, knowing her mouth inside out from countless kisses, using my tongue like a toothbrush on every tooth. But fuck, this paste burns. I planned to hold my breath and leisurely tongue her gums and between teeth like a real brush, but nope—too spicy.
Chubchubchub—♡
"Ugh♡ Huuup♡ Ubup♡"
So, pussy pound it is. Bathing her, but brushing sloppy? Fine, dick-brush her pussy proper. Mouths locked, I grind. She gets the intent, clenching tight to stop any sneaky creampie.
Enduring the burn, I chi-chi up and down in this utterly uneducational, filthy toothbrushing that teaches kids baby-making and hygiene at once. Then, like before, I fill my mouth and pass water to her.
"Puuuht, kehk♡ Who knew you'd violate between my teeth too. How filthy... Wait, who said creampie? I told you to beg honestly if you wanna cum inside♡"
"Like I'd say that?!"
"Still that venom in your eyes after all that pussy torture. But your sincerity touches me—I'll allow this once. Think hard if you wanna creampie deep and confess, o-ohhh♡"
Byuurrr—♡
She doesn't seem to hate it, so maybe repeat later? Her muscle pussy loosens like fine, cum once for the effort, and I unleash a massive load right as it peaks.