Chapter 180
Are all meat toilets like this? I wanted to hurl Radgridz onto the bed right then and there, to see our cute lady general wailing just like Baek Geum-hwa under a furious pussy-pounding, but as we ventured deeper into the house, the intensifying pussy stench forced me to pivot straight to the bathroom.
"Even for a meat toilet general, if the whole house reeks this bad of pussy, that means she must've sweated buckets. Perfect for baby-making, but let's wash up first."
"A wise judgment unbefitting such a filthy master. Who'd have thought something sensible could crawl out of that mouth of yours."
"You...!"
"Hng, what're you gonna do, glaring like that? Quit fussing and stay still."
I figured she was teasing me again, but the moment we hit the changing room, Radgridz started stripping me with expert efficiency. Her hands moved with unusual urgency, like she couldn't wait to scrub her own sweat-soaked body clean. That's what I thought—until I spotted her flushed ears.
"In that much of a hurry?"
"W-what are you talking about? Hurry for what?! If you mean you're desperate for master's dick...!"
"No, shower. I meant do you wanna wash up quick."
"Sh-shower? Ahem... Y-yes! That's it. You must've seen how worked up I am to get clean. And for the record, no apologies. You said something misleading, but ever since you raped me, I'm the one who owes you contrition."
"Heh, yeah?"
"Kgh...♡"
Like Brynhildr, like Setsuna, Radgridz clicked her tongue—just like them. I snickered as I stepped into the shower, grabbed the head, and sprayed her down.
"This okay? Not too cold?"
"Perfect. And the way you're delicately wetting my body instead of blasting it... I could almost make you my bathing servant."
"Big dreams. So, shall our esteemed meat toilet general receive some VIP bathing service?"
After checking how soaked she was, Radgridz snatched the showerhead from me. She tested the water on her hand, then started from my instep, slowly working upward.
"...Don't mess around. Stay still. Even if you slip and whine like last time, I'm not helping this round."
"Not sure about whining, but I remember you moaning like a bitch in heat."
"Lies again! When did I ever moan?!"
"When I slipped, you 'accidentally' fell on top—mffph!"
Shhhhhhh—!
Out of comebacks, so she shuts me up. Plugging my mouth won't shove the words back in, but her belated panic and the fresh gush of pussy juice from my teasing? Adorably pathetic.
Are all meat toilets like this?
Indeed, if sows are seductive, meat toilets lean heavily into cuteness. Quite fascinating. My database has no record of this side of her.
Even the System was eyeing Radgridz's cute side like it was some rare specimen. Grinning ear-to-ear—my smile wouldn't quit all day—I let her wet every inch of me before she hung up the showerhead. I chuckled throatily at her.
"What now? Can't hold back and wanna fuck my pussy already?"
"Wanna?"
"...Absolutely not my true feelings. It's just that you've conditioned me so thoroughly—without master's dick, I can't live. Without dick and cum in this pussy, I can't survive."
"Took you long enough to say you want it. Good girl, so before we wash—mind if I test our meat toilet general's pussy? Looks like it's begging for it."
"I'll prepare at once."
Radgridz shot me a displeased glare but reached for the faucet, filling the tub. She gripped the edge, twisted her body, and hoisted one leg high with a hand—like Brynhildr's I-challenge pose.
"Can't let the bath overflow. This way, I can check the water level and take master's dick."
"Checking the water level in such a high-exposure pose... Planned this, huh?"
"No idea what you mean. Now, use my pussy! Milk out all that cum properly for a clean dick. Servicing master's cock with this pussy is my duty as Radgridz. As your meat toilet general, I'll fulfill this sacred, filthy obligation right here♡"
"Reliable as ever!"
She's definitely corrupted. Despite her talk of being chained to my dick, unable to escape—or bolting back to the Void Empress—those pale purple eyes, soft as melting honey with lust, told the truth. Dick swinging, I closed in.
"Too reliable. You know I always trust and love my Radgridz, right?"
"Tch, sweet-talking to bewitch me, scramble my mind. If you've got time, stir my pussy with that dick! Bewitch my womb with that majestic, throbbing monster!"
"Mm, love you too."
"Listen to me...!!"
Drip—♡
True to her soldier nature, she couldn't hide her joy at my trust—lips twitching, pussy drooling. Screaming not to laugh, but her body screamed too good, fuck me senseless and taste my devotion. No hesitation—I slammed into her tanned pussy.
Squelch—♡
"Hnggggghhh, d-dick's hereee...♡"
"Clenching at the entrance? How'm I supposed to reach your womb? Loosen up. Hah, muscle pussy—release!"
"Don't chant like some wizard♡ I know you love forcing open this tight muscle pussy for a blitz to my womb♡"
"Love annihilation, blitz, strikes, defense, encirclement—whatever."
Her muscle pussy blocked my entry fiercely from the start. I twisted my hips, found a gap, jammed the head through.
"Nggh♡ N-not bad. But as expected. I left a gap in one corner—you'd thrust the glans right there♡"
"This was a trap too? Let go—won't let go?!"
Squelch-squelch—♡
Read Romance of the Three Kingdoms or what? Bottle-neck gap, and now her pussy walls encircled the invading glans, clamping down. Panicking a bit, I tried pulling back—but she gripped like iron, slick yet unyieldingly vise-like.
"Now master's dick is encircled♡ What now? Piss in my pussy like last time for a flood attack? Won't work. Your strategy of panicking my pussy with your dick amid my piss-stink is blocked. I drank all your piss with this mouth-pussy♡"
"You calculated that too?!"
Squelch—♡
Filthiest Zhuge Liang ever. Tongue out at her foresight—prepped a location-proof, unbeatable milking strat from the jump. Stalling, I pretended not to fight her twisting walls coiling my glans like a corkscrew and chatted.
"When'd you prep this? I could've pissed in your pussy."
"Hmph, think I didn't account for that? Just changes the hole. Pussy flooded? Mouth-pussy and ass-pussy are ready—what's the problem?"
"So that huge squirt earlier was to tempt me into your pussy?!"
"W-what... Ahem, y-yes! Faked an orgasm, gushed to make you lose it and ram me!"
"Gasp?!"
When I said I loved her? She'd cum secretly then. Supposed to report orgasms, but too good—skipped it slyly.
"What to do with our slutty general using even her pussy climaxes as bait?"
"D-don't tease! Forgot my pussy's gripping your dick?!"
"Heh... Think I didn't plan to break this encirclement?"
"What wicked scheme now...♡"
Radgridz bit her lip in anticipation. I slung one leg over my shoulder, yanked her rising hips close amid the building urge, and declared:
"Flood attack, obviously! No yellow? Got plenty white! Didn't calc how slutty your pussy makes me cum quick!"
"Wh-what?! This early—h-how good is my pussy to make you—n-nooo♡ L-let go♡ Release meee♡"
"You're the one holding."
"Ngooohhh♡ C-cumming again♡ Can't do shit, drowned in cum—cummiiinggg♡"
Spluuuurt—♡
Radgridz's sweet cries echoed through the bathroom.