Chapter 149
How about calling it a draw...?! Even if we look ridiculous and pathetic, a Valkyrie is still a Valkyrie. The moment Baek Geum-hwa gives the signal, Setsuna's bamboo sword comes crashing down toward my head from above. I'd been lost in delightful contemplation of how best to toy with her just moments ago—enough to make rumors spread about what a great prank it was—when suddenly, her straight thrust targets my forehead. In a flash, I raise my own bamboo sword overhead for defense.
Thwack-!!
"Urghhh...?!"
"Nngooohhh♡"
The impact is far too heavy for mere pussy-wielded bamboo swords clashing—a dull, thunderous thud reverberates, shockwaves surging up my arms. I grit my teeth, staring in disbelief at Setsuna as she lets out her vulgar moan.
"H-how about... a draw...?!"
"You... blocked it. You blocked my lightning-fast pussy swordsmanship... How in the world did you manage that...!"
But Setsuna's the one looking incredulous too. She'd leaped forward like a standing long jump, aiming to end this in one strike. Her eyes widen for a split second—shock, disgust, shame, a whirlwind of emotions—before she blurts out,
"Even if I was wielding the bamboo sword with my pussy, that was a strike infused with my full sincerity♡ How could this be♡ For a worm like you to block Miyamoto Setsuna's pussy swordsmanship—impossible, nngooohhh♡"
Pssshhh-♡
The recoil from her leap and the massive vibrations channeling through the bamboo sword into her pussy catch her off guard. Her eyes still locked on me in surprise, Setsuna starts climaxing right there—her massive tits jiggling wildly.
"Lately it's been a bit slow, but even just last week we were crossing paths and swinging swords nonstop, so maybe my body's got the muscle memory? Plus, as a supporter, I've got decent reaction speed... That was way too close to ending in one hit."
"H-how could a man like you... Impossible♡ Even swung with my pussy, that strike wasn't something a worm like you could block... Kngoooh♡ A-again, I'm cumming again♡"
She'd probably banked on a lightning ambush while I was off guard, hoping to settle it instantly. Now, feedback from her own blinding speed keeps her trapped in pussy recoil and dildo pleasure, orgasms chaining endlessly.
Holding my bamboo sword steady against hers, I feel the weight easing as she weakens. I step back, rubbing my screaming arms, and call out to Setsuna—now an orgasm sprinkler in full spray.
"More importantly, don't you know I'm a patient who needs stability? What if you hit that hard?"
"I was trying to knock you out quick, but you didn't dodge♡ Your fault for not dodging. Your fault for blocking my lightning pussy swordsmanship head-on like a man, without your usual dirty tricks♡"
"Hmm..."
Even pussy-wielding a bamboo sword, this was still a proper duel. She's glaring like she wants to kill me, but true to form(?), she shows a flicker of respect for blocking her strike fair and square. But that's neither here nor there.
"Heh heh, from the looks of it, your pussy keeps cumming so hard you can't even move..."
"Kgh...♡"
"Don't you know with great power comes great responsibility? So who told you to swing such a heavy strike?"
"...Is this the responsibility you're talking about?"
"Dunno. Anyway, pussy sword—now!"
I brush off Baek Geum-hwa's unreferee-like heckling and drop my pants right there, dick swinging as I close in on Setsuna.
"D-don't come closer?!"
"Heh heh, this is Nito-ryu. But staring at my dick like that? You'll never block the other sword."
"As if I'd let myself get hit by your sluggish attacks! I could yawn and still counter this garbage—kngooohhh♡"
Thwack-!!
Distracted by my dick, she twists her hips desperately, swinging her bamboo sword to block mine aimed at her shoulder. Pleasure surges through the clash into her pussy—another orgasm.
"Th-this vulgar thing's beads keep caressing my insides♡ Every time my pussy twitches, beads of all sizes massage my vaginal walls so meticulously—it's insanely good, and the wire on my clitoris keeps toying with me...♡"
"Who else but a female pig could be this slutty."
Realizing how depraved she sounds, Setsuna stares at her own body in shock. Legs trembling in a sumo stance, she yells at me.
"Wh-what have you done to me! No, what did you do to this vulgar toy?!"
"What would I do? You're just a slut. What, scared of losing so you're gonna claim I cheated?"
"Kgh...♡"
I did cheat, but she'd never figure it out. Sensing defeat looming with every clash, she takes my "slut" jab to heart. Defiantly, she spreads her legs wide, arches her back—emphasizing her pussy, armpits, tits.
She knows exactly what pose she's striking; her face flushes crimson, her pussy swells blood-red, love juices cascading like a waterfall. But she doesn't stop. If anything, it's a bold "stare all you want."
I snicker. "What're you doing?"
"Like a slutty female pig, just as you tried to mesmerize me with your dick, I'll dazzle your eyes with these tits, ass, p-pussy♡"
"Scared of losing, so all sorts of ideas popping up? Worried I'll just say 'Fun times~ off to fuck Brynhildr now' and skip off to the student council room while you're passed out?"
"Th-that never happened! It's just 'cause I'm such a slutty sow—not because of some ulterior motive♡"
Obvious to anyone. Unless she stuck by Brynhildr's side, Setsuna's grounded—no entry to the student council room. If I dick-swing my way to Brynhildr now, she's screwed in every sense. She knows it.
"C-come on, quit stalling and attack! I'll fell you with my self-invented sow pussy swordsmanship!"
"Sow pussy swordsmanship? Hard to believe the noble daughter of the famed Miyamoto sword clan came up with such a filthy name."
"Y-youuuu♡ Not content with humiliating me, now this mockery too...♡"
Slurrrp-♡
Furious, Setsuna's pussy slurps hard on the dildo—protesting why she's still stuck with this toy instead of my dick. Her upper mouth rages, but her lower one's aggressively seductive. Perfect. To end this quick, I fence-style thrust my bamboo sword—not at her, but her sword.
Thwack, thwack, thwack-!!
"Oooohk?! S-stop♡ My p-pussy♡ Pussy's cumming again♡ Even defense feels this good♡ What kind of depraved swordsmanship is this♡"
"Admit defeat already! Admit it! Yap yap yap!"
"Nngooohhh?!"
Every clash, her swordswoman pussy—unbefitting a warrior—sprays love juices like shuriken, splattering the floor. Ignoring it, I'm hooked on bullying her. Dick swinging lewdly, I close in on climaxing Setsuna—
"Just take your creampie quietly! Why so stubborn? This strike'll send you to Kyoto—argh?!"
"N-now's my chance-♡"
I slip on her squirted juices. Setsuna, stunned by the luck, swings her tits and pussy up-down dramatically, knees bending to smash her bamboo sword down on me.
"Your heaaaad-!!"
Victory assured in her eyes. But that instant—Time Stop!
Her impossibly fast pussy-swing arcs toward my defenseless face. The world grays out—everything but me frozen. Worming like a maggot, I mutter,
"...No matter how I slice it, this feels super unfair, right? But hey, desperate times?"
Didn't expect this sow to master pussy swordsmanship so fast. Oh, 2 seconds left.
"Eek, 3 seconds already?! Time's tight, don't chat?!"
You're the one who spoke first... Sigh, what do you expect.
Shit skill—zero cost-performance. No chit-chat time; 5 seconds vanish. The gray world regains color.
"I win! Yesterday your dick wrecked me senseless, but today—wh-what?!"
Setsuna's face twists in horror and shock. Her unblockable strike was plunging down; I was helplessly sprawled, unable to dodge. Yet I slipped the impossible—beyond this filthy duel, my unnatural move stuns her.
"How... It should've hit your head... Eekeee?!"
"Asshooooole-!!"
"Impossible! What did you do?! Me, lose? No way, nngooohhh♡"
Splaaaash-♡
No time to process what she saw—my upward-sweeping bamboo sword smacks her crotch. Sprawled beneath her, I watch her pussy erupt like a true sprinkler, climaxing spectacularly.
A magnificent defeat orgasm.