I Became a Goat Fucker
I stepped into the pub a little earlier than usual. Not a single customer in sight—just one lonely bartender polishing beer mugs behind the counter.
“Mary Jane, is that you? And who’s the gentleman next to you…?”
The Monmusu called Siersa—complete with a pair of goat horns, matching ears, and hair the color of blazing red wine—glanced my way and asked.
“Yep, this is Taehun, Vojtech’s son. He inherited the ranch just recently, nyang.”
“Oh my, Taehun. It’s nice to meet you. Please, take any seat you like.”
Mary Jane and I plopped down onto a pair of bar stools.
I don’t know about her, but after cumming three times today I was so exhausted that I felt like I could pass out the second my head hit a pillow.
“What would you like? The red wine is particularly good tonight.”
“Nah. I don’t need anything that fancy, nyang. Just give us two glasses of schnapps, nyang.”
“Oh dear, Mary Jane. Hard liquor isn’t good for your body. I’ll only charge you for the schnapps, so how about trying the red wine I recommend instead?”
With that, Siersa turned around and reached for one of the wine bottles on the highest shelf.
Now that I looked closer, I realized her legs below the thighs were also those of a goat.
I leaned over and whispered to Mary Jane.
“Mary Jane. What kind of Monmusu is she?”
“Ah, she’s a Satyros, nyang. They worship the god of wine, Bacchus. You’ll often see them working at breweries or pubs, nyang.”
“That’s correct. It seems this is your first time meeting one. Allow me to reintroduce myself. I’m Siersa, the bartender of this pub.”
Siersa gave a polite bow, then opened the bottle she had picked up and skillfully decanted the wine into two elegant glasses.
“Lowland may have more varieties of alcohol, but when it comes to wine, Highland’s is far superior. Especially since I made this one myself. Swirl the glass gently, savor the aroma first, then enjoy it with a breath of air.”
“Aww, can’t I just drink it normally, nyang?! I’m dying for a drink right now, nyang!”
“Goodness, Mary Jane. A lady shouldn’t behave like that. Even if you’re thirsty for alcohol, you must sip it gracefully and modestly.”
“I’ll drink it properly, Siersa.”
I followed Siersa’s suggestion and tried the wine. The only wine I’d ever had before was the cheap 9,900-won stuff from the convenience store I bought once to lift my mood on New Year’s Eve… but even a novice like me could tell Siersa’s wine was something special.
It started with the rich flavor of fruit, followed by a light, crisp pop of alcohol, and finished with the warm nuttiness of walnuts and pine nuts gliding down the throat.
Whoa. So this is why people get addicted to wine.
“Mmm, it’s too bland for me, nyang. I should’ve just gotten the schnapps, ong…”
Mary Jane looked genuinely disappointed that she couldn’t have her schnapps.
Watching her, Siersa gave a gentle smile and pulled out a bottle of schnapps from beneath the bar.
“You really are hopeless, Mary Jane. Here’s one glass of schnapps. This one’s on me.”
“Really, nyang?! You’re the best, Siersa!!”
“And one for you too, Taehun. It’s quite strong, so please share it.”
“Thank you. I’ll enjoy it.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
When I opened my eyes, I was still sitting on the bar stool.
Ugh, my head hurts like hell.
I looked around. The bartender Siersa was nowhere to be seen, and only Mary Jane was slumped over beside me, snoring peacefully.
Whew… I only had one glass of wine and one of schnapps. How did I end up like this…?
Mary Jane I could understand, but I must have been more exhausted than I realized.
I was about to wake Mary Jane so we could head back to the ranch when someone grabbed my hand.
“Oh my, you’re awake. Just leave Mary Jane be. I brought a blanket for her.”
Siersa gently draped a warm-looking blanket over Mary Jane’s back.
Then she turned those deep, wine-colored eyes toward me.
“How long were we out? We must have been such a nuisance.”
“Luckily there were only the two of you tonight. I was afraid I’d be spending the night alone and lonely, but having you both here sleeping actually made me feel less lonely. Still, next time it would be better to stick to just one type of drink.”
“You’re right. Ugh, my head is killing me.”
A splitting headache slammed into me—probably from the hangover.
There probably isn’t any medicine for headaches in this era. Looks like I’m doomed to suffer until tomorrow.
“Oh my, I do have a treatment that helps with hangovers. Would you like me to help?”
“Really? I’d love that, please.”
Siersa really seems capable of anything.
She knows how to brew delicious alcohol, and she can even cure hangovers… wait, she said “treatment,” not medicine. Either way, she can do that too.
“Then please stay comfortably seated on the stool while I treat you.”
With those words, Siersa began pulling down my pants.
“W-wait, what are you doing?”
Siersa looked up at me with an innocent, puzzled expression.
“Oh my, didn’t you ask for treatment? This is the treatment method…”
“Can I ask what kind of treatment this is?”
Siersa smiled at my question and finished yanking my pants all the way off.
Then she gently stroked my Big-Ja, which was already rock-hard and straining against my underwear, and simply stared at me without answering.
A blowjob is the treatment?
Well… they are Monmusu. They probably have healing methods humans don’t know about.
I gave a small nod to signal my consent. Siersa pulled my underwear down completely, then began lovingly caressing my Big-Ja, which was already glistening with precum.
“Oh my, Lowlanders really do have such big cocks. This treatment is going to be very rewarding.”
“Are you still not going to tell me what kind of treatment this is?”
“Hehe, you really want everything explained in words, don’t you? How cute—like a little boy.”
With that, Siersa took the head of my cock into her mouth in one smooth motion.
Her soft tongue and lips caressed it for a moment before she began sucking me all the way down to the root.
The feeling of my tip pressing against the back of her throat was incredible.
Most girls would be gagging by now, but of course a Monmusu is different…
*Slurp! Slurp! Lick-lick!*
Late at night, the only sounds filling the pub were the wet noises of Siersa sucking my cock and Mary Jane’s soft, peaceful breathing.
I grabbed the horns on top of Siersa’s head and pushed myself all the way into her mouth, savoring the sensation of her throat against my glans for several long seconds.
Even then, Siersa didn’t gag or tear up at all. She simply looked up at me with calm, composed eyes.
That gaze made my urge to cum surge like crazy.
I released her horns. Realizing I was about to finish, Siersa sped up, servicing both my shaft and head with her warm, wet mouth.
*Spurt! Spurt!*
Siersa swirled her tongue around the massive load I shot into her mouth, gathering it all in one place. Then she gave my still-buried cock one powerful, long suck—shluuurp!—milking out every last drop left in my urethra.
Only then did she finally release my Big-Ja from her lips.
She stuck out her tongue to show me the thick pool of semen I had filled her with, then closed her mouth and swallowed it all in one loud gulp!
The funny part is that while she was doing that, I actually thought, Damn, that semen was worth five million gold.
“Taehun, just a moment.”
Siersa picked up one of the wine glasses from the counter.
Then she began pouring the wine in a slow, steady stream right into the deep, voluptuous valley of her cleavage.
“Here, please drink the breast wine. This completes the treatment.”
I hurriedly began lapping up the wine that was flowing down between Siersa’s breasts before it could spill.
Huh? It was clearly the same vintage as the one I drank earlier, but the flavor was so much richer.
The taste was so intense it felt like fireworks were exploding inside my head.
“Th-this is… what the…”
“Hehe, your headache should be gone now, right? How do you feel?”
It was true.
The throbbing pain at the back of my skull had vanished completely, and my mind felt clearer than it had even before I entered the bar.
I stared at Siersa in amazement.
She gave me a knowing little smile that said I told you so and began tidying up the wine glass.
“Thank you… I’ll definitely repay you later.”
“It’s fine. It was nothing.”
“No, really! I want to repay you properly!”
When I insisted so strongly, Siersa’s hand paused mid-motion as she was cleaning the glass.
“If you really want to repay me… is now okay?”
“Huh?”
With those words, Siersa turned around and slipped her tongue into my mouth.
I was startled, but if this was the repayment she wanted, I decided to respond sincerely.
She hadn’t drunk a drop, yet her tongue carried the rich flavor of the wine I’d had earlier.
Every time our tongues tangled, it felt like I was swallowing another mouthful of wine, sending a pleasant buzz through me.
The followers of the wine god Bacchus really are on another level.
“Taehun… honestly, I wanted to do this from the moment you first walked into the bar.”
Siersa broke the kiss just long enough to whisper into my ear.
“I can do even more for you. If that’s what you want, Taehun.”
I grabbed Siersa’s ass and lifted her onto the bar table.
She let out a small, cute “Kyaa!” but her expression was anything but displeased.
I spread her goat-like legs apart and began eagerly licking her pussy, which was already soaking wet with her juices.
“Mmmh, Matei is old and sick. Mmh. This kind of pleasure is really… ngh, it’s been so long…”
It seemed Siersa had that kind of relationship with the pub owner, Matei.
Honestly, if I lived with a seductive Monmusu like her, I don’t think I could keep my hands off her either.
“Mmh, Taehun’s tongue… feels so good… really… your tongue is making me feel so—ahh, ahng—so good… but your cock… I wonder how that would feel… ahh.”
My Big-Ja, which had just cum for the fourth time today, twitched back to life as if responding to her words.
And it didn’t take long before it had regained its full, imposing size.
“Oh my, your cock looks so angry. I know a wonderful treatment for that. Do you want to know what it is?”
“Yeah, I know. This time I’ll do it myself.”
With that, I thrust my Big-Ja straight into Siersa’s pussy.
Even just the moment my glans pushed past her entrance, an overwhelming wave of pleasure hit me—like her juices were laced with dopamine.
Ah, yeah. This is it. Once you get a taste of this, you’ll never be able to go back to human women.
Thinking that, I drove my Big-Ja deep inside her.
“Oh my, your cock… it’s all the way inside… ngh. Even Matei’s cock never reached this far… ahh. He’s never been able to go this deep…”
I began thrusting in earnest.
As if this were my first time having sex today, my Big-Ja pumped thick ropes of precum into her pussy. Siersa answered with an incredible flood of her own juices.
The wet, squelching sounds of her nectar mixing with my precum, the loud slapping of our hips, and our heavy breathing filled the entire bar.
And despite it being my fifth load of the day, I felt the urge to cum again almost immediately.
“S-Siersa.”
“Yes, Taehun…”
“Since your name sounds like ‘hug’ in Korean, can I hug you while I cum?”
“What?! What does that even mean?!”
But I was a little too late pulling out.
In the end, I couldn’t pull off the wordplay and had to settle for thoroughly coating Siersa’s body with my semen.
“Aah, so much… Taehun’s hot cum… all over my body… it feels so warm and good…”
“If you ever want to get pregnant, just tell me. I’ll give you a good discount.”
It was a ridiculously whore-like thing to say, but I meant it.
Because if it was Siersa, I genuinely felt like I should give her a cheap rate.
After savoring the afterglow with her for a while, we finally got ready to head back to the ranch.
“Mary Jane still seems to be sleeping deeply. Why don’t you carry her on your back?”
“Guess I should. Up we go! Damn, this cat girl is heavier than she looks.”
“Hehe, if Mary Jane were awake, you definitely would’ve been scratched. Be careful.”
“See you next time, Siersa.”
“I had a wonderful time today. Thank you, Taehun.”
Siersa leaned in and kissed me on the lips.
With Mary Jane on my back, I shared a long goodbye kiss with Siersa.
The next morning.
Mary Jane shook me awake, shouting.
“Taehun~ Wake up, nyang~! We’re supposed to go do Seed Human part-time work again today, nyang!!”
“Mmm… were we? Wasn’t that over yesterday?”
I rubbed my sleepy eyes and barely managed to crawl out of bed.
“Where are we going today…?”
“Today we’re going to the relay station, nyang! Aren’t you a huge fan of centaurs, nyang?!”
Centaurs? Horse people?
I’d seen games where beautiful girls raced like thoroughbreds.
Ah… that’s going to be insanely cute!!
With that thought, I jumped out of bed and started getting ready to go out.
But the centaurs of this other world were nothing like what I had imagined.