I Promised Another Goddess I'd Get Her Pregnant
“Taehun, hey, wake up, nyang!!”
It was the usual morning greeting.
Whenever Mary Jane shook me awake like this, something was always about to happen.
Ugh, for some reason I really didn’t want to open my eyes.
When I stubbornly kept them shut, Mary Jane yanked the blanket off me with a loud whoosh!
Hmph. I still wasn’t getting up.
A chill suddenly hit me.
It wasn’t just from losing the blanket.
The air surrounding me had turned ice-cold in an instant.
When I finally cracked my eyes open, there was Mary Jane.
And standing right beside her was a Monmusu I’d never seen before, arms crossed, staring down at me.
White hair, red eyes… skin as pale as her hair, and angelic wings…
Even at a glance, I could tell she was a high-ranking Monmusu.
“Taehun… you should get up now, nyang…”
Mary Jane’s voice was unusually subdued.
She must have been the one who brought this stranger into my bedroom.
Well, Mary Jane wouldn’t just let anyone waltz into my room.
Only then did I sit up in bed and swing my legs over the side.
“Um… who are you?”
“Hmph. So you’re the one they call Taehun?”
“Yeah… that’s me… but who the hell are you—wait, huh?!”
The moment I asked for her name, I froze solid.
A pure-white snake was coiled around the arrogant Monmusu’s naked body, slowly slithering upward.
The icy chill I’d felt when the blanket was ripped away must have come from those snake eyes…
I finally understood why snake monsters in RPGs always had that paralyzing debuff. It hit me right in the bones.
“I asked if you’re Taehun.”
“Ahaha, yes, this is Taehun, ong… Haha, Taehun! What are you doing, nyang!! Snap out of it, nyang!!”
Mary Jane shot me a look that screamed get your shit together.
It wasn’t that simple! I was literally paralyzed like a mouse in front of a damn snake!
Only after grabbing my trembling legs could I finally force words out again.
“Yeah, I’m Taehun… Are you another Monmusu who wants to join our ranch?”
The instant I finished speaking, the white snake opened its jaws wide and hissed violently, baring its fangs in clear threat.
Mary Jane’s claws shot out as she dropped into a defensive stance, but the high-ranking Monmusu didn’t seem to care in the slightest.
“How insolent. To speak that way to someone who was once a goddess… Well, I suppose I’m not a goddess anymore… Damn it.”
The high-ranking Monmusu muttered to herself in a low voice, saying things that made no sense to me.
Wait, are you a goddess or a Monmusu?
“Goddess? Do you know Lady Hariti by any chance?”
“Hmph! I don’t even want to hear that home-wrecker’s name!!”
“Home-wrecker?”
“I was originally the goddess of conception and life. Damn it, where do I even begin…”
The high-ranking Monmusu suddenly stopped talking about her own divine history, gently stroked the snake wrapped around her body, and gazed out the window.
“Anyway, you’re the one who secretly stole two slimes from my territory, aren’t you?”
“Huh? Stole? And that fortress… doesn’t it belong to no one?”
“Tsk, I must have left it empty for too long. That land is mine. While I was busy fighting in the Underworld, I heard someone had taken my precious Monmusu from my territory, so I came up here.”
Underworld? Territory?
What the hell kind of high-level erotic story was this, suddenly throwing in territory management?
I stared at her with a completely lost expression, then followed her gaze toward the window.
From where I sat on the bed, I could only see the roof of the barn where the Monmusu lived, but since she was standing, she had a perfect view of the entire area.
“There they are.”
With those words, the high-ranking Monmusu didn’t jump out the window like I expected—she spread her two wings and gracefully flew down, landing lightly in front of the barn.
Only then did I fully regain my senses. I jumped up with Mary Jane and sprinted down to the barn.
“So this is where you’ve been hiding, slimes. It’s time to return home.”
“N-no… Lady Quetzalcoatl… What brings you here…”
“U-um… Lady Quetzalcoatl… How did you…”
The Monmusu called Quetzalcoatl had forced Lime and Beth down onto their knees and seemed to be lecturing them.
She was going on about how dare they escape her territory without permission, how they would be punished upon their return, and so on.
“Excuse me. I don’t know if you’re a goddess or a Monmusu, but Lime and Beth are part of our ranch family. They’re not your property.”
“Lime? Beth? Don’t tell me… you girls asked him to give you names?”
Lime and Beth kept their heads bowed and said nothing.
What? You’re not even allowed to ask for a name?
Even if she really is a goddess, that’s ridiculous.
“I’m the one who named them, and I treat them as precious members of our family. Please don’t speak to them so rudely.”
“Hmph. So you want to play the man, do you? Let me see if you can even fulfill a man’s proper role.”
Suddenly the snake coiled around Quetzalcoatl’s body sprang forward like a spring, latching onto the front of my pants right at the crotch and yanking hard.
“Uwaaaaaagh—!! What the hell is this!! Let go!!”
The white snake used its sharp fangs to tear a hole right through my pants, then with a loud riiiip! it shredded them wide open, exposing Big Ja for everyone to see.
It even tore through my underwear in one go… Was that divine technique or what?
“Oh-ho, your cock is rather impressive. But that doesn’t excuse you for kidnapping these two. I’ll just have to take you along as my personal cock toy as well. Hehe.”
“I’m not your damn toy!!”
“Hmph. A cock without the power of conception is nothing but a toy. What more could you possibly want? If I lose interest, I’ll let you go, so don’t worry too much.”
At that moment, Mary Jane—who had been silently watching from behind me—stepped forward with a triumphant grin.
“Hah! Looks like you don’t know that Taehun’s dick has outstanding conception abilities, nyang~ Taehun is a Lowlander, so he can fuck all the Monmusu here every single day and get them pregnant, and you’re the only one who doesn’t know that, nyang~ Kya kya~”
When Mary Jane burst into loud laughter, all the surrounding Monmusu started laughing along with her.
Quetzalcoatl instantly realized she was being mocked. She had the snake threaten the crowd, instantly silencing the chaotic atmosphere.
“You… are a Lowlander?”
“That’s right.”
“Then… your cock… your semen… it actually contains sperm?”
“Don’t Highlanders have sperm in their semen? Isn’t sperm just… sperm?”
“Don’t dodge the question. I’m asking if you possess semen capable of impregnating us goddesses or Monmusu!”
Instead of answering, Papi—who had been hiding until now—fluttered over on her tiny wings and landed on my shoulder.
She proudly stroked her swollen belly, which was packed full of pixie eggs from the extra breeding session we’d had just yesterday.
“A pixie is pregnant… So what you said is true.”
“Why would I lie? I’m not an ordinary human. I’m a Seed Human who can impregnate the Monmusu here.”
“A Seed Human… I was told Lowlanders couldn’t cross over to Highland… This is the first time I’ve seen one in person.”
After learning about my true nature, I could see Quetzalcoatl’s anger gradually fading.
It was around this point that I started thinking I might actually be able to talk her down and send her away.
“Lime and Beth came here of their own free will. They asked me for names themselves. So I’d appreciate it if you could trust me with them. If you want, I can even send some of the eggs they lay to your fortress as tribute.”
I offered a kind of compromise.
I’d give up ownership of Lime and Beth, but in exchange she’d receive a steady supply of slime eggs.
For someone like Quetzalcoatl who ruled over territory, I figured it wasn’t a bad deal.
“Hmph. I have no need for mere slime eggs. My territory already has far too many slimes.”
Then why the hell did you come all this way looking for just two of them?
“More importantly, I have a proposal. It has been quite a long time since I last conceived. My children are called Raji. But it has been far too long since I last gave birth to one. Most of them died in the Underworld war. I need children who can become my reliable fighting force. Can you impregnate me?”
“Impregnate? You mean get you pregnant?”
“Yes. Must you use such vulgar commoner language? Why not just call it a cock instead of that ridiculous ‘Big Ja’?”
“We just call it a dick… Is that weird, Taehun, nyang??”
I gently stroked Mary Jane’s head and continued the conversation with Quetzalcoatl.
“That’s not difficult at all. If you want, I can get you pregnant. So what do I get out of it?”
“Hmph, how very merchant-like of you. In return, I will completely transfer ownership of the two slimes to you. I will also overlook your illegal trespass into my territory.”
“That’s not enough.”
“What?”
“That’s not enough. You called your children Raji, right? If you give birth to Raji, send some to our ranch too.”
Suddenly Quetzalcoatl’s snake flew straight at me.
It wrapped tightly around both my neck and Big Ja at the same time, squeezing hard.
“Ugh—! W-what the hell are you doing!!”
“How dare you attach conditions to a goddess? I offered you a perfectly generous deal, yet you remain insolent!”
“Ugh… Who the hell said you were a goddess?! You admitted yourself that you ‘used to be’ one!! Aren’t you fighting in the Underworld right now because you want to become a goddess again?!”
Even as my breath grew shorter and shorter, I refused to stop talking.
Quetzalcoatl must have been struck where it hurt. She raised her hand, and the snake released me, coiling back around her right arm.
“Fine. I need Raji. That is precisely why I cannot give any to you. How about I give you more slimes instead?”
“We already have Lime and Beth, so more slimes aren’t exactly a satisfying offer. I’m not asking for a lot of Raji. Just one is enough.”
Quetzalcoatl fell into deep thought.
It was undeniable proof that my proposal was getting through to her.
The only question left was whether the former goddess could swallow her pride and accept my terms.
“Very well. I accept your proposal. However, there is one additional condition.”
“For someone trying to become a goddess again, you sure have a lot of conditions.”
“Silence. This is extremely important to me as well. First, send all the Monmusu outside.”
I looked around.
Some Monmusu looked worried, while others gave me an OK sign saying they trusted me.
If anything went wrong, these girls would come running immediately.
I told the Monmusu to wait outside.
“Thank you for accepting the proposal.”
“You even know how to say thank you?”
“Damn it, stop nitpicking. Anyway, I want to confirm your conception ability accurately.”
“What do you want? Want me to show you a live demonstration of knocking up a Monmusu?”
“Hmph, that won’t be necessary. Impregnate me right now.”
“We haven’t made the contract yet. That’s impossible.”
“The Raji I conceive this time will belong to you. Are you still going to refuse?”
As she spoke, Quetzalcoatl sat down in the corner of the barn and slowly spread her legs.