Chapter 97
Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 97
Chapter Title: Madwoman Go Ju-hee
"S-sis... this guy's my friend..."
"...What? Then you heard everything we were doing?"
"..."
My lifelong ballsack buddy had just gotten caught red-handed banging his new girlfriend(?) in a public restroom stall—by me, right next door.
And now here we were, face-to-face in the bathroom.
Talk about awkward.
"Sis, h-hold on a sec, lemme talk to him real quick."
Panicking, Gyu-tae was sweating bullets as he spoke to the pink-haired girl who looked like his girlfriend, then threw his arm around my neck and dragged me out of the bathroom.
"Dude... f-fuck... what the hell... uh, how much did you hear?"
"What?"
"You... you weren't the one in the stall right next to us, were you?"
I'd been stunned at first, but I quickly racked my brain.
I had to keep it secret that I'd been in the stall right next to them.
"W-what are you talking about?"
"...Dude, you weren't on a date with your girl and fucking in the next stall over, right?"
"...N-no, man? I was just here to take a piss."
"For real...?"
"Yeah. I came in, heard some moaning, figured someone was in here, and waited."
I bullshitted my way through the denial, and just as Gyu-tae was eyeing me suspiciously...
"Huh? Kim Gyu-tae? What're you doing here?"
Mi-hyun, having tidied up and wiped her thighs clean, called out from behind him.
"Huh? Kang Mi-hyun?"
"Hey, hey... you here to watch a movie with Mi-hyun?"
"What? For real? Oh... s-sorry..."
Once Gyu-tae realized I'd come to the theater with Mi-hyun—my actual little sister—he dropped his suspicions.
No way he'd suspect we'd been the ones fucking like animals in the stall right next to his.
"What're you doing, oppa?"
"Oh. Just saw Gyu-tae up ahead here."
...No way could I blurt out, "Hey, the dude banging in the next stall was Gyu-tae!" in this situation.
That'd be the same as admitting I'd been screwing my little sister.
The quick-witted Mi-hyun, who'd known Gyu-tae forever, played it cool and greeted him casually.
"Oh my... Kim Gyu-tae. Hey, long time no see?"
"Y-yeah... h-how've you been?"
"How do you think? I've gotta go back to school."
"Oh... right, you got held back."
"But why're you sweating like a pig?"
"Huh? Oh, uh... that..."
The situation was a total mess right now.
To sum it up: Gyu-tae had no clue the people in the next stall had been me and Mi-hyun.
And he thought I'd busted him mid-bathroom fuck.
Mi-hyun didn't seem to have pieced together yet that it was Gyu-tae next to us, either.
Anyway, Gyu-tae—face flushed with embarrassment—whispered to me desperately.
"Dude... dude... y-you'll keep this quiet, right?"
"Fine, just go already..."
"Phew... okay, once sis comes out..."
Gyu-tae was itching to bolt the second that "sis" showed up.
Mi-hyun, watching him fidget, wore this half-realization expression... yeah, she'd figured out it was Gyu-tae in the next stall.
As I stepped away from Gyu-tae, Mi-hyun scurried over and whispered in my ear.
"Oppa. That was Gyu-tae in the stall next to us...?"
Damn, the kid was sharp. If only she put that brain to studying.
"Yeah. I went to grab my phone and bumped right into him."
"Whoa, insane... who was he with?"
"Shh... he'll hear... hey, she's coming out."
Gyu-tae's face had turned beet red like Guan Yu's, and as we whispered...
The pink bob-cut girl emerged from the back, adjusting her clothes, her eyes all drowsy and satisfied.
Gyu-tae grabbed her hand, like he was saying "let's go already"...
"Why? We should at least say hi."
Surprisingly, the pink bob didn't give a damn about getting caught fucking outdoors—she sauntered right over to us.
What the...? I froze in shock,
Gyu-tae was mortified, face burning...
"Hi there. Gyu-tae's friend?"
"Y-yeah? Uh... yeah. F-friend."
"Oh... I'm Go Ju-hee... and who's the girl?"
"Oh, no. Little sister."
"Hmm... is that so..."
The pink-hair narrowed her eyes slyly.
I had no idea what that was about at first...
"You guys haven't eaten yet, have you?"
"Huh?"
"Wanna grab a bite with your sister?"
"Huh?"
What?
Who the hell is this chick?
She do drugs or something?
Normally, if your boyfriend's friend caught you balls-deep in a public restroom...
You'd be like Gyu-tae right now—face crimson, ready to explode from shame, right?
But...
This Go Ju-hee chick waltzed right up like it was nothing and invited me to dinner.
"Huh?"
No wonder I was dumbfounded.
"...Why?"
A bit rude, but whatever.
"Just... you're Gyu-tae's friend, so I wanna chat over food."
Mi-hyun and I exchanged bewildered looks as Gyu-tae rushed over, grabbing the pink-hair and whispering frantically.
Probably trying to talk her out of it.
But she just shrugged it off, cool as ever.
"What's the big deal? What if he watches my stream and starts rumors later?"
Stream?
She glanced at me slyly, whispering to Gyu-tae...
'Huh?'
Gyu-tae's face turned even redder.
What the...?
Then Mi-hyun poked my side and whispered.
"Oppa. Let's go with them."
"...What? Why?"
"...That girl looks familiar."
"What? Where from?"
"Last year when I was hanging with those delinquent punks, they were watching some internet stream. Pretty sure it was her. C'mon, let's go. Could be fun?"
"???"
And just like that, Gyu-tae and me, Mi-hyun and this Go Ju-hee chick.
We ended up on a double date.
Go Ju-hee was one weird chick.
Inviting her boyfriend's friend—the dude who'd just witnessed their public fuck—to dinner? By my standards, totally incomprehensible.
But Mi-hyun said it'd be fun, so we trailed them to a restaurant and sat down anyway...
And over food, she just straight-up spilled her whole deal without a second thought.
Is she nuts?
"Oh... so you're a BJ?"
"Yeah. You don't watch Melon TV? BJ Ju-hee!"
I'd thought she was too hot for Gyu-tae, and turns out she was an internet streamer.
Though she seemed kinda unhinged.
"So how'd you and Gyu-tae...?"
"Oh? He streams too. Met during a collab."
Mi-hyun—who'd been slurping pasta like mad—went wide-eyed in shock.
"No way... Gyu-tae, you stream too?"
"N-no... just a hobby."
"Crazy. How much you make?"
"I'm still a total noob."
Come to think of it, Gyu-tae had mentioned streaming as a hobby... must've been Melon TV.
"You collab with noobs like Gyu-tae?"
"Ahah... he's my type. Muah!"
No clue which part was her type, but Ju-hee would grab Gyu-tae's hand mid-meal, peck his cheek...
Charitably, free-spirited. Harshly? Total psycho.
"Unnie... that okay to call you? How many viewers you got?"
"Haha. I'm a noob too. Like 100?"
"For real?"
"But girl cams? Noobs are the real goldmine. Broth fans... oh, you don't know. The sweaty fat dudes panting at my stream? We call 'em broth 'cause they're sweating buckets. Anyway! Milk those broth boys right, and the star balloons roll in."
...And Mi-hyun clicked with this psycho—er, Ju-hee—immediately.
More than anything, Mi-hyun was hooked on the BJ thing, grilling her nonstop: how's streaming work? Star balloon income?
She'd mentioned wanting to try it before.
"Monthly take? Like... 5 mil won?"
"Whoa...! With 100 viewers?"
"Yeah. I stream sporadically, so not much. Why? You wanna try?"
"Yeah."
"Knew it. You've got that face men devour. And those tits? Huge."
"Hehe... H-cup."
...Aren't they bonding too fast?
Like she met her industry senpai or something?
Feeling uneasy, and needing to piss anyway, I got up.
"Be right back, bathroom."
"Sure."
"Unnie, unnie, so..."
Damn...
Hitting it off with a weirdo like that already.
Calling her unnie non-stop.
I headed to the bathroom, a bit worried she might actually start streaming.
"Huuu..."
Splashed water on my face to clear my head, stared in the mirror.
'What if Mi-hyun really goes for it?'
From her chat with Ju-hee, she seemed dead serious.
As I pondered—and yeah, bladder was full for real—
Pssshhh.
I started pissing.
Clang.
Suddenly, the door flew open.
"Huh...?"
This was clearly the men's room...
"Hey."
Pink bob-cut, bare midriff in a skimpy sleeveless tank despite the chill—cleavage like an axe gash screaming from skin-tight pink leggings...
Go Ju-hee grinned and approached me mid-stream.
"Wha? Uh... why...?"
I froze like an idiot,
"Just... y'know."
Ju-hee slipped behind my defenseless, pissing self,
...and grabbed my dick.
"...?!"
"Your cock's huge too? Ahh...! Nice..."
What the fuck?????
Who is this bitch??
In shock, I dazedly looked down.
Her pale hand gripping my still-streaming dick.
She shook it on her own...
Piss splattered her slender fingers.
The crazy bitch giggled at it, nibbled my earlobe, and purred hot and sticky from behind.
"Hey... wanna fuck me?"
Then...
She sucked her piss-wet fingers clean.
"......??!!"