04. This Is Our Territory? Yeah. Nope~
04. This Is Our Territory? Yeah. Nope~
Pagak - !
A skeleton shattering with a crisp sound.
It's a sound I've been hearing for a week now.
"Phew... Is that it for today too..."
Sora-nuna approached, wiping sweat from her forehead.
Her outfit was distinctly different from a week ago. She no longer wore a robe. She was wearing a specially crafted [Imperial Palace Clothing (Female)]. And the same went for Yuna-ssi.
This Imperial Palace Clothing is quite overpowered (for us), so we don't need to worry about armor anymore; it's Eun-ju's handiwork.
Among the skills possessed by the [Imperial Palace Maid (Hidden)] job class is [Tailoring], and it's said that through this, she can make various imperial palace clothes.
For reference, I'm wearing the Red Dragon Robe... What is it, you ask? It's the clothes worn by kings during the Joseon Dynasty. Since I'm the 'Crown Prince', it seems I wear the Red Dragon Robe instead of the Yellow Dragon Robe... Thanks to that, whenever I go outside, I absorb all the surrounding attention. Like a black hole. Plus, Sora-nuna and Yuna-ssi are wearing the Imperial Palace Clothing, right? To describe the style, it's just a Hanbok. If people see us, they'll probably wonder what kind of cosplay we're doing.
Still, the performance is incredibly good, so we're wearing them semi-compulsorily.
[Red Dragon Robe]
Originally clothes worn by the King, but since the Crown Prince is also the master of the Bunjo (Separate Court) and is called 'Your Highness', he wears this attire. It exudes an unapproachable charisma.
Grade : Legendary
Category : Armor (Set)
Restriction : Emperor and Crown Prince.
+891 Defense
+801 Sexual Desire
+777 Virility
+512 Charm
+3600 Max HP
+3800 Max MP
*Acquires special skill <<Imperial Order>>.
*Once a week, Affection for all Bunjo members increases by 3.
Haha. Look at this. Does this item even make sense?
The item grade made by a mere level 30 maid is 'Legendary', and three stats go up by triple digits. Want to know something even more amazing? Because of my job effect, item effects related to 'Sex' are doubled lol.
Wow... At this point, I think I should make a public apology.
If there's one thing that's a bit of a shame, it's that there are no shoes or a hat.
No, to be precise, if you wear that, you can 'attach/detach' shoes and a hat. Like Iron Man... If I just think about wearing shoes and a hat, they're put on, and if I think about taking them off, they come off.
It's not to this extent, but the [Imperial Palace Clothing (Female)] that Yuna-ssi and Sora-nuna are wearing is also quite a scam.
[Imperial Palace Clothing (Female)]
Clothing worn by Imperial Palace maids, i.e., court ladies and female warriors of the Imperial Palace, indicating that the wearer has a master.
Grade : Legendary
Category : Armor (Set)
+700 Defense
+1,100 Sex Appeal
+860 Charm
+2800 Max HP
+3000 Max MP
*When worn by a civilian, it is considered consent to become a 'Handmaid'.
*All stats increase by 50% against hostile males.
*If a male other than the Emperor/Crown Prince attempts to assault the owner of this clothing with lust, permanent loss of sexual function.
Hey, setting everything else aside, the last part, 'If a male other than the Emperor/Crown Prince attempts to assault the owner of this clothing with lust, permanent loss of sexual function'—isn't this too good? Huh? It's like, 'You're wearing a chastity belt, but you're the one who gets hurt.' Right? Kk. What a grateful option....
Plus, the miraculous additional stat of 1100 Sex Appeal, which can be called the main stat. This is a must-have.
Naturally, I had Eun-ju wear it too. Yura-nuna decided to receive hers later.
Huh? What about weapons? I didn't think there was a need to change weapons, so I'm using Tsubame Gaeshi. Even if something better comes out, I just put it on the exchange.
Anyway, after hunting hard for a week like this and having Eun-ju produce and sell Mana Powder, we each got $20,000. I extorted (hehe) $18,000 from Eun-ju's share, pocketing a total of $38,000, and on top of that, I put every item that dropped on the exchange, earning $9,000 from that. For reference, the $16,000 worth of items I put up before still haven't sold. What on earth was Eun-ju looking at when she said $20,000?
Just like that, in one week, my assets surged to about $57,000. In Korean Won, that's 70 million won. If I've made this much in just two weeks of starting as an adventurer, isn't it worth risking my life for?
"Nuna, shall we earn hard for a month and buy a house?"
"A house?"
"Yes."
"Hmm... No."
She refuses brightly.
"I'm going to spend money like a gold digger~ On luxury goods, or luxury goods, or luxury goods!"
"Well... since it's money Nuna earned, no one can say anything, but... isn't a house the best luxury item?"
"We're not going to settle down here, so why would we buy a house?"
Yuna-ssi walked over.
The Hanbok suits her very well. Hehe.
Seeing this, I can really feel that she's truly mine.
Squish.
"...What are you doing?"
"I'm touching Yuna-ssi's breasts."
"...Get your hands off."
"Ayy~"
"What do you mean 'Ayy'!"
She blushes bright red and takes quick steps back; it's a truly tsundere-like reaction.
Hehe. Cute thing.
"Y-y-you're the reason the word 'Hannam' came to be!!"
"Yeah~ yeah~ Let's go with that."
Saying that, I hug Yuna-ssi tightly and caress her here and there.
Yuna-ssi says she hates it and squirms, but it's absolutely lethal.
"Hey! You just said you wanted to live with me a moment ago!"
Is it jealousy? Sora-nuna pulls my cheeks hard.
Uwaaaa, I'm so happy.
"Ehehe... I won't give up on either of you."
"Hmph. Pervert."
"A real pervert."
Even the word 'pervert' sounds good to hear now.
"Then let's go up now!"
I hugged the two women's waists and started walking out.
Two inventory units followed along behind.
Ah. If Eun-ju were here too, would the picture have been better? Once I get more personnel, I'll have to walk around with a bunch of women, hehehe.
Ta-ang - !
Hm?
Someone, no, a group is blocking our path.
"Are you the ones? Hunting in our territory without permission."
"?"
Who are these guys.
Hmm.
First, to describe their appearance...
They look like sperm.
Yeah. The end.
If there were women, I would have described them in more detail, but what can I do when there are no women.
"Hey boss, aren't those women over there really amazing?"
"Fuck, why are they so sexy even though they're wearing Hanbok."
"Their sex appeal is no joke, right?"
Ahem. How dare you covet my court ladies.
The guy called boss also blushed slightly at his subordinates' words and stepped forward.
"This is our Stone Age guild's—."
"Hey, forget that, do you happen to have a girlfriend or wife?"
"...What?"
"Not only did you dare to block my path, but you also coveted my women, so you must be punished. An eye for an eye. If you coveted women, pay with women."
"...You son of a bitch."
Keke, he's angry.
"Do you know who I am!! Even so, I'm the 232nd ranked adventurer in South Korea!!"
There was a ranking system? I didn't know.
I took my hands off the two women's waists and put them in my pockets... No, I don't have pants. I put my hands behind my back.
The clothes I'm wearing just happen to be the dignified Red Dragon Robe. Hahaha. Kneel.
"Today, His Majesty is in a good mood, so I will forgive your rudeness. Be gone now."
"Puhut!!"
Sora-nuna can't hold it in and bursts into laughter.
"This girl is deeply moved by Your Highness's grace."
And then she plays along with my setting like this.
"Where do you think you are to be joking around! You don't seem to grasp the situation; you've trespassed on the territory of numerous guilds. Do you think only we are holding a grudge?"
"Oh, really? Then there must be a lot of women, right? Is the guild master a woman? Or is the guild master's girlfriend a woman? Anyway, they must be beauties, right?"
"...This bastard...."
Hehe. Then there's nothing to be afraid of. Prey and manpower are rolling in on their own. It's actually a welcome situation~
"Hey. I'll let you go, so go and bring women if you can."
"You... you...!"
"At least one celebrity-level beauty, and ten other general beauties. This should be enough for our foundation, right?"
"...Hannam-chung."
"Ack... why add '-chung'!"
"Pervert."
"Eek?"
"...Reflect on your actions from just a moment ago."
Well, of course, I know I'm a pervert.
"Then, before the women are added, I should teach you two what a pervert is."
I smiled hehe and touched the two women's butts.
"Kya-heung!"
"Heuit! P-people are watching!"
Contrasting reactions. And the killer sensation.
Ah. I want to live my whole life touching them~ And fucking them as a bonus.
Kwa-ang - !
"Hey!!!"
"Ah, what now. You haven't left yet? Are you unemployed? Do you have nothing to do? Aren't you hunting?"
"Shut up!! You son of a bitch, you're acting like a total asshole. Guys!"
"Okay boss. Kill the man and rape the women, right? Hehe."
"Hehe. Kill him. Awesome, awesome."
"No, don't kill him, keep him alive and drag him in front of me."
Now that I look, there are quite a few. About... ten?
If I were an ordinary adventurer, I would have felt quite a sense of crisis, but......
<Status Window>
Name : Yu-eun
Job : Crown Prince of the Glans
Alignment : Neutral~Evil
Level 36
HP 166,526
MP 142,939
[Stats]
Strength 84
Agility 90
Intelligence 34
Luck 76
Sexual Desire 15,872
Virility 13,504
Charm 1,067
Sex Appeal Increase Rate 119%
Elegance Increase Rate 156%
Bunjo Increase Rate 5%
Critical Rate 180%
Critical Damage 1477%
Attack Speed 5%
Attack Power 67,522
Defense 79,358
There's no need to worry at all. With 80,000 defense, what more is there to say.