9. First Battle
9. First Battle
I couldn't hold it back.
It's only natural, since I was playing Taimanin Asagi 3 before coming here.
Asagi is sex on legs. That purple bodysuit is so fucking hot! The way her nipples poke through is hot, but the fact that she doesn't even care about it is even hotter.
When she's awake, she acts like she's going to kill me every chance she gets, which makes my balls shrivel up, but since she was asleep, I think I let my guard down without realizing it.
To think she'd wear a bodysuit with a body that scandalous!
"Huuah...."
As expected of Asagi. She's a terrifying woman who assaults my cum-sack. Not only does she want to kill me, but she's also a terrifying woman who has slaughtered hundreds of millions of my children.
I took a peek to check on her sleeping state and saw her curled up, facing my direction. Doesn't look like I got caught.
For now, when I checked while they were sleeping, no monsters spawned—maybe because the coordinates are off, or maybe because it's near me. That's a relief. If a Creeper suddenly popped up while I was chopping wood, I could die instantly.
Should I get some sleep too?
I shook my head at that thought. There will be plenty of time to sleep once more time passes and I've established a foundation. This is Sky Block. Now that I know monsters spawn regularly, I naturally realized there's a lot I can control.
As I told Ranma and Asagi, who fell here with me, it means we can build an Artificial Dungeon ourselves. Once the Artificial Dungeon is built, resource gathering will speed up.
It's not that I didn't want to take my time to build a safe dungeon, but I have a tight schedule to craft a Bed by the day after tomorrow, so I don't have time to worry about safety while building the Artificial Dungeon right now. Plus, materials are scarce.
The key is how many Oak Saplings I get tomorrow. I lost one Dirt Block, so I have 23 left. I have no idea how many months it will take to get to the Nether World. If I'm unlucky, it wouldn't be strange if it takes years. On top of that, I need to build a Monster Farm to get a steady supply of Gold Ingots. Thinking that far, I felt like there was no answer.
Is it possible I can't return to the real world?
Or maybe I'll return as a bent-over old man.
Or is this a revelation from the heavens to live here and pop out babies with Asagi?
I prayed. Please, let things spawn exactly when and where I need them. It would be much easier if I could check the chunks, but all I have right now is my Inventory.
After getting Iron Ingots, I have to get Gold Ingots too; there's just no answer.
I suppressed the intense urge to give up. If they had sent me to a wild world, I might have at least finished preparations to go to the Nether World by now.
Fucking Sky Block!
Whether they know I'm worrying about this or not, Asagi and Ranma were sleeping like the dead. I want to return quickly. I want to return, go to my house, take all my clothes off, and jerk off proudly. I could build a house here, but a Furnace is indispensable to build a proper house. Besides, unless we're all living together, I'd have to build three houses in total: Asagi's house, Ranma's house, and my house, but I haven't secured enough space for that, and even if I did, monsters spawn if you go beyond a circle with a 48m diameter centered on me. That's only possible if I stand perfectly still in the center of that space. To maximize space while keeping us safe right now, the limit is about 24m by 24m with integer y-coordinates.
Or I have to use Slabs to create space only at 0.5 coordinates.
Wait, no, Dirt Blocks aren't Slabs, so monsters would spawn on top of Dirt Blocks.
Fuck this.
First, to find a way to safely expand the space here, the first thing I need to do is build an Artificial Dungeon and kill hundreds, thousands of zombies. Since they spawn in dark places, I have to build it like a sealed room so monsters will spawn even during the day. I need to build a ceiling to block the sun.
And I can't forget to build a door they can never get out of. If monsters burst out when I can't manage them, there would truly be no answer.
I spent the night in my head, planning to build the safest dungeon possible. Though, no matter how safely I build it, it'll still be dangerous.
While I was thinking and thinking for a long time, the sun started to rise. Morning had already come. I was insanely sleepy, but I shouldn't sleep, even if I'm drowsy, at least until tomorrow.
"Ugh... ummm......."
"Ah. You're up?"
Asagi stirred and woke up as soon as the morning sun rose. Since I had spent the night alone, I was glad Asagi was up, so I quickly moved to her side. Even if she's someone debating whether or not to kill me, she's one of the only two people in this world I can talk to.
"Yeah. Didn't you sleep?"
"Just in case. The experiment was a success. I've figured out what I could. Although there are still things that need to be checked in more detail."
I said that, walked over to Asagi, and plopped down. My back hurt a bit from sitting up all night.
"............. Isn't that too close?"
"Huh? Isn't it about the same as yesterday?"
I protested, feeling unfairly accused by Asagi's remark. If anything, I was further away than yesterday; I didn't sit right next to her. That's because she might smell that I jerked off.
Asagi didn't even glance at me and sat down a bit further away. That alone tore my heart to shreds.
Asagi, who had been responsible for my cum-sack for years, hates me!
"You still don't trust me, do you? It can't be helped, but it's still disappointing."
I said that and let out a sigh. In a way, it was my own karma. I shouldn't have acted like I knew them, but it was my fault for acting like I knew them because they were all characters I knew.
When I said that, Asagi denied it in a quiet voice.
"I've mostly dropped my guard against you. However.... No. Never mind. Forget it."
"What? Why did you stop talking?"
I was frustrated. Asagi knew exactly how to piss people off.
"At first, I thought you were a very suspicious person. But you're just... an idiot. An idiot with no common sense who can't judge the situation."
What the.
Why is she saying that now?
I looked at Asagi with suspicious eyes. Asagi was completely ignoring my gaze. I'm being treated worse than a pebble on the side of the road.
No, wait. I can still talk, so am I a bit better than a pebble?
"What? Go do your work."
"I don't have any work to do yet."
"Then don't look at me like that. It doesn't feel very good, like I'm being analyzed."
Asagi said that without even looking at me.
What the hell? She talked like that, so I felt bad too. I'll jerk off again tonight.
I'll take my revenge by pleasure-training her in my imagination!
Since I can't mess with her while she's awake, I stopped looking at Asagi as she told me to. Since Ranma hadn't woken up, there was nothing for Asagi and me to talk about. Even if I explained what to do from now on, I'd have to explain it again when Ranma woke up, which would be a huge pain in the ass.
A silence flowed for a while. It felt like sitting on a bed of thorns. Why is that bastard Ranma sleeping so well and not waking up? Was he always such a sleepy character?
While I was just taking the wind in that awkward atmosphere for a while, one of the saplings I replanted yesterday became a full-grown tree.
"Oh!"
"It grows well."
I jumped up and marveled at the sapling that had grown into a small Oak Tree, and only then did Asagi mutter. Should I talk to her now?
"It attempts to grow every 72 minutes. The more saplings there are, the more saplings attempt to grow, so if we plant more, we won't have to worry about wood or apples."
"......."
Bad bitch.
She completely ignored the explanation I gave just to try and get a little closer. Complaints burst out inside, but I'm the absolute weakling here. Without saying a word, I took out a Wooden Axe from my Inventory.
Bang! Bang!
As I took out the Wooden Axe and struck the Oak Tree, I got a strange feeling that it didn't take as much effort as yesterday, and the Oak Tree trunk was gouged out. The Wooden Axe's performance feels good for some reason; I wonder how good a Stone Axe or Iron Axe would be? If it's a Diamond Axe, wouldn't it cut through in one stroke?
"Ugh, noisy......."
At the sound of me striking the Oak Tree with the Wooden Axe, Ranma finally woke up. The way he frowned and rubbed his eyes looked just like a high school student. Ranma was dazed right after waking up, but his eyes went wide when he saw me chopping down an Oak Tree.
"One already grew?"
"Yeah! Just! Let me! Chop this! And then meeting!"
I replied to Ranma and succeeded in knocking down one Oak Tree. The Oak Tree crashed down with a thud and disappeared immediately. The items scattered on the ground were automatically put into my Inventory as I approached.
5 Oak Logs, 4 Sticks, 2 Apples, and... 3 Saplings came out. That's a relief.
I immediately planted all 3 saplings at regular intervals, then approached Ranma and Asagi, who were sitting together.
We haven't gathered all the materials yet, but we'll gather all the necessary materials within today. I thought it would be good to tell Ranma and Asagi about the monster hunting method I thought of yesterday.
That way, we'll be able to hunt safely in tonight's battle.