Chapter 3
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 3
Chapter Title: §Na Cho Mu§ Found! MILF Noble Lady!
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Finally, I met Daniela, the heroine of this world, whose name I'd only heard before.
I reflexively bowed my head in greeting.
"Hello."
"Yes, adventurer. This way."
A mature, elegant voice like that of a voice actress pierced my eardrums.
I realized it instantly.
This was the woman. My fated woman!
I've seen countless beauties in my life.
But she was the best of them all.
Healthy-looking light brown skin.
A youthful face sculpted like fine craftsmanship, smooth golden hair, and clear light blue eyes.
Lines that absorbed the depth of years—a true MILF dispenser.
The buttons on her dress strained to contain her overwhelming kindness.
And below that, an unbelievably slim waist came into view.
I wondered what the bare skin hidden beneath that scrap of fabric would feel like.
My dick seemed to stiffen on its own.
If I could just have Daniela, I'd gladly endure this otherworld with no ramen or chicken.
"Yes, thank you."
I followed behind her.
Even as I trailed her, her unique body scent wafted faintly toward me.
It felt like walking with the personification of a flower.
So fragrant it was intoxicating.
'Damn, I can't keep my head straight. I just want to knock her down and fuck her right now.'
I wanted to, but I couldn't.
For now, I was just an adventurer who'd bought credibility.
And in a fantasy world, status differences were absolute. Even as a virgin nerd, I'd keep the rules. Probably.
'Commit a crime ignoring status here? Unless you're a munchkin, it's instant death. I'm still weak. But fuck, I really want to pound her.'
So I needed to get stronger.
I couldn't act on every impulse.
Besides, I needed to learn more about exactly what kind of world this was.
You never know. Maybe Heavenly Demons rampage around, or elves pilot spaceships.
Thud thud. Rustle rustle.
Following Daniela, I crossed the mansion's corridors and climbed the stairs.
Seeing in person what I'd only viewed in games or webtoons felt novel.
'Oh, second floor, huh?'
I glanced at her subtly.
Even through her dress, I could see her sturdy hips and well-toned legs.
*Jiggle jiggle*♡
Even focusing ahead, her sideboob line peeked out unavoidably.
Its presence swayed assertively.
*Bounce bounce*♡
'She's insane. Something you could never see on those fresh young things!'
Just endless admiration.
She opened the door to the room at the far end.
I followed her in.
It let in good light, and even had an attached bathroom.
'Oh, what's this? Magic engineering? Looks like light bulbs.'
Small lamps, perhaps.
They had an ancient feel, like old bulbs.
But the light was good, so that was fine.
Daniela approached.
Her scent grew subtly thicker.
"Please stay here, even if it's inconvenient."
"No, not at all. Thank you for your kindness!"
"You have work starting today. Shall I tell you now?"
"Yes! Um, but."
Daniela tilted her head.
One question here.
Why did such a beautiful noblewoman have such a dark expression?
'Because I'm just a lowly adventurer?'
No.
She'd looked dark even when receiving orders from the Baron.
She seemed to have some story.
I wanted to know it. First time trying my ability, but.
I felt like I had to save her.
"Um, though I'm just a humble adventurer, allow me to ask the noble and beautiful Baron's Wife with proper respect."
"Hee! Oh, no. What are you curious about?"
She just laughed.
Genuinely happy, too.
Hope was dawning.
I wasn't outstanding in looks or ability, but people often said I had a way with words.
"Your face has been dark the whole time. Is there some smell coming from me?"
"Pardon? Oh, was my face like that? No, no."
"Phew, that's a relief. You're impossibly beautiful to me. I was afraid I'd upset you."
"Hehe, you're amusing. Were you perhaps a bard?"
I shook my head.
I felt excitement bubbling up, like impatience.
I might screw up like a virgin nerd, but.
I decided to go with heartfelt approach.
"No, just an adventurer thrilled by renown. That's why I came to this barony."
"Hehe."
Daniela looked at me, laughing as if she found it fun.
Her lake-clear eyes sparkled brilliantly.
Yes, you should smile like that.
You're beautiful enough to shine this way.
"This is a barony, though?"
"Oh, we say it that way."
"Hehe, why do we say it that way?"
"The Baron is a 'white' man. Remove the 'man' meaning male, insert 'earl' for white, and it becomes an earldom."
I realized my mistake after saying it.
I'd pulled a virgin nerd pun. Who drops a dad joke like that here?
It was a pun relying on her knowing Chinese characters.
But Daniela was beaming.
I was more surprised.
'What? She got it? This lame pun?'
Daniela covered her mouth with her hand and sent a shy glance.
"Hehehe! Ah, no, sorry. It's just too funny."
"No, no. Did I say something wrong?"
"I've been interested in the East since I was young, so I learned some Chinese characters."
"Ah, aha! So cultured!"
"Thanks to you, I got a proper laugh. You're someone who can make people smile."
I nodded confidently.
Good. This was fate.
I crossed my arms and shrugged.
"I'm not outstanding in ability or looks. But I can make someone smile. Even if it's just a chuckle."
"Hm, no. It was really funny. And your looks are good too?"
I glanced around the room.
I checked myself in the wall mirror.
It was just my normal appearance.
"Eh, really?"
"Yes. You give off a protective vibe. If I were a few years younger... Ah, no. Ahem."
I was shocked.
I had no outstanding talents.
Zero dating experience. Dick wasn't huge either.
But from our conversation with Daniela, I sensed something.
'Does this woman not get love from her lord husband?'
Otherwise, she wouldn't laugh genuinely at such light puns.
Of course, I knew she was a good person.
Already predicted from her lawful-good alignment.
'But still, she laughs too easily.'
And a married woman was complimenting a strange man's looks.
In this era, no less.
An absurd situation.
Especially when we're alone like this!
'Even in another world, basic notions exist. But.'
I felt hope.
I nodded slowly.
The MILF to claim in this world was Daniela.
If I could smoothly save her, all the better for me.
'Play this right, and she's conquerable. Signs are good.'
Finally wiping the smile, Daniela threw a friendly glance.
Ah, just looking at her warmed my heart.
"When do you want to hear about the job?"
"Right now! I'll handle anything for you."
"Oh my, I'm not the Baron? Nor the lord here."
"Hm, but the one I want to see often is the Baron's Wife. Can't I?"
I brushed it off smoothly.
Actually, full of risky puns.
But Daniela laughed again.
Strange. For a woman to react like this, my face needed top-tier plot armor.
'This confirms it.'
My hunch solidified.
Daniela crossed her arms, resting her chest on them.
Big-breasted women could do that.
"I'll be coming often to relay messages on behalf of the Baron."
"Oh, thank the gods! Though I don't believe in them."
"Hehehe, you're incorrigible. Anyway, the task is to clear the slimes near the territory's lake."
I was surprised hearing it.
Were the slimes here strong?
This was a barony, after all.
Yet they couldn't handle it themselves and hired an adventurer?
"Um, madam. I have many questions."
"Yes, anything."
Daniela looked expectant.
Then let's ask.
"Has the territory's military weakened? Or are the slimes beast-level strong?"
"Ah, well."
Her face darkened again.
What? Was there a different question she wanted?
She smiled weakly.
"Truth is, he wasn't always so indolent."
"Really?"
"They called him the Mercenary Captain of Despair, a nightmare to enemies. But after becoming Baron, his old spirit died for some reason."
"Aha."
"Anyway, the territory's falling apart, and he's dumping all his duties on retainers and adventurers. Who knows when he'll snap out of it."
Daniela sighed heavily.
I got a sense now.
But one piece was missing.
I asked to find that piece.
"This might be rude, but does the Baron often exercise his marital rights?"
"Sigh, yes. No point hiding it now. He doesn't see me as a woman."
"Pardon? When you're this beautiful."
"He only chases women younger than him. Pathetic, right? Me, the Baron's Wife."
Fireworks went off in my head.
This was a perfect opportunity.
An open goal—no, there was a keeper, but F-rank level.
'Lucky.'
The Baron was obsessed with younger women for some reason.
What a sleazy sight.
'Come to think of it, I've seen it a lot. Medieval political marriages were business, right?'
Not for love, but family ties and wealth.
If that's how Daniela met the Baron, her situation made sense.
Daniela vented.
"I've tried everything to turn his heart. But he won't even look once. I'm exhausted now."
"That must be hard. The Baron's too neglectful."
"Right? I'm human, a woman too!"
"If it were me, I wouldn't neglect such a pretty wife. The Baron's at fault here."
"Agh, well. Ah, I spoke out of turn. Sorry."
"No, madam. Doesn't talking it out feel better?"
Daniela was surprised at my question.
She nodded in agreement.
Good.
"Come to think of it, yes."
"Whenever something's bothering you, come talk to me often. I'll be your sounding board."
"But you'll be busy."
"I'm a man. I like women, especially more attractive ones!"
"Hee, really. What's good about an old lady like me."
There it was—one of the ultimate MILF lines!
My chest fizzed like soda.
I wanted to protect that smile of hers.
So score more points. Grow more.
"So come anytime. We'll see each other often from now on, right?"
"Oh my, see each other often."
Daniela's cheeks flushed.
She cleared her throat and hurried to leave.
Embarrassed? Or did I overplay?
"Anyway, report to the head butler when done. We'll pay you."
"Yes, see you next time!"
Daniela left without a reply.
Rushing made her whole body jiggle lewdly.
*Boing boing*♡ *Jiggle jiggle*♡
Alone again.
I approached where she'd stood.
Inhaled deeply.
"Haa, if this isn't floral, what is?"
Then I smacked my forehead.
Ah, forgot to ask something.
"Daniela, so you're a virgin?"
Considering women of this era.
If her husband ignored her after marriage, high chance she was.
Then I'd be saving a rare virgin MILF.
No, even if I asked, she wouldn't answer.
"What am I thinking."
I shook my head with a grin.
Things were about to get fun.
As I smiled.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
[New Notification Appears]
A notification I'd never seen before popped up before my eyes.
Was there a notice like this?
I couldn't believe my eyes.
"Wha, this?!"
