Chapter 77
Chapter 77
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Translator: Vine
Chapter: 77
Chapter Title: Next Door Noise
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Immediately after entering the room, Luke gave Yui a command.
"Yui, use your magic to make a small hole in the wall."
"A hole...?"
"Yeah. In this direction. Do it quietly so the person on the other side doesn't notice."
He could have asked Luna, but she wouldn't have been able to work as quietly as Yui, who could shape blood at will.
That was why he had specifically chosen Yui.
"Um... how big should it be?"
"About the size of a gold coin. Somewhere in the middle would be good."
A gold coin was about four centimeters in diameter.
Yui faced the wall and placed her palm against it.
When she pulled her hand away, a hole had formed so perfectly it deserved a "Ta-da!" sound effect, as if it had always been there.
"It's done."
"Alright, step aside."
Luke picked up a flask.
*What kind of trouble is he planning this time?*
Luna, who had been watching from the side, took a step closer to Luke and asked.
"Sir Luke? What are you going to do with that...?"
"I haven't paid them back for what they did yet, have I?"
As mentioned before, Luke didn't deliberately avoid fights that came his way.
If someone started something, he would retaliate and wouldn't stop until his opponent was completely crushed.
But that wasn't the end of it. He had a personality that would relentlessly torment anyone who crossed him even once.
In other words, he was the type to hold a serious grudge.
"Didn't you already pay him back enough during the duel...?"
"Who decided that? That I've paid him back."
Who was it that said you should repay one for one?
The party involved didn't think he had paid them back yet.
Wasn't it just common sense to return a one with a ten?
"And Luna. What I did was a magic trick! A performance! A form of art. We don't call something like that 'paying someone back'."
A magic trick is an art, a performance.
He had merely shown it to an audience; Luke himself believed he had not yet exacted a fitting price for the provocation.
If anything, he felt he should be paid for the free show.
"Watch closely, Luna. This is what we used to call a pigeon trick in my past life."
The pigeon trick, where a magician pulls a dove out of a seemingly empty, small hat.
The setup was quite different from the one most people knew, but this time, the tool was a flask, and the partner was a mosquito.
He opened the flask and stuck it into the hole. The mosquito inside flew through the hole into the next room.
Soon after, the faint sound of clapping could be heard from beyond the wall.
It was a sound that made it easy to guess what was happening without needing to look.
Thinking things were proceeding smoothly, Luke picked up another flask.
A dark black, or rather, a slightly lighter deep brown, filled the container.
Even though it had been a while since they were caught, the creatures were struggling with all their might to escape the flask, true to their reputation as lifeforms that would survive even if the world ended.
Now, it was time for another partner.
"But doing the same thing all the time gets boring."
Luke pulled another flask from his inventory.
"...Ugh!"
"Eek!"
As if on cue, the liquid made its appearance, causing Luna and Yui to recoil in horror.
Luke opened the lid of the flask containing the liquid and the one with the cockroaches and combined them.
He mixed in just enough liquid so the cockroaches wouldn't drown. Too much and they'd suffocate.
Then, he gently shook it, as if tossing a salad, letting the smell seep into every part of the cockroaches' bodies.
"Hehehe... This is true suffering."
Just like before, he let the cockroaches stream through the hole. Immediately, a ridiculous scream erupted from the next room.
Right after, a whooshing sound was heard, and a chill began to seep through the wall. It seemed they had cast a spell.
"Yes, yes. A good decision. If you miss even one, you'll never get to sleep."
Nightmares are terrible, but what's even worse is not being able to sleep at all.
"But there's no time to rest. Yui, come here."
"Yes?"
*Is there something else he wants me to do?*
With that thought, Yui trotted over to Luke.
"Take off your clothes."
"...What?"
"I said, take off your clothes."
"W-Why all of a sudden?"
"Because we need to have sex."
The word, so raw and unadorned, made Yui repeat it in her mind until Gestalt decomposition set in, and for a moment, she forgot its very definition.
Then, with a jolt, she came to her senses.
"But why does it lead to that...?"
Honestly, while she had never seen Luke and Luna have sex, she had heard them many times, albeit through eavesdropping.
Watching the usually elegant Luna let out such cries of pleasure made her imagine just how incredible it must be.
She had anticipated that her turn would come someday.
But she never imagined it would be like this...
"I need the sound."
"What sound...?"
The noise from upstairs that anyone who has experienced it loathes.
In reality, since they were on the same floor, it wasn't noise from upstairs, but rather noise from next door.
Anyway, among all the noises, the one that men hated the most was...
"The sound of fucking."
"F-Fucking...?"
"Yeah. Fucking."
Imagine you're enjoying some quality time with your right-hand girlfriend while looking at your monitor or smartphone, and the people next door are going at it every single night and morning. How infuriating would that be for the person listening?
And what if the woman next door is a total bombshell? You'd be tempted to buy a straw doll and curse the man every night.
Yui still couldn't comprehend what he was talking about, but she took off her clothes anyway.
"Sir Luke... what should I do?"
"Ah, Luna, you wait for now. A virgin is better for this."
She could leave if she didn't want to listen.
After hearing Luke's last line, Luna debated what to do before deciding to simply stay in the room.
"...This is embarrassing."
Being naked in front of someone was more embarrassing than she had thought.
Yui's body wasn't what you'd call glamorous, but she had baby-soft, pale skin and petite breasts that fit perfectly in one hand.
"No. You can't be embarrassed about what we're about to do. In fact, you need to raise your voice and be even louder."
*Swoosh.* Luke threw off his clothes.
It took ten seconds to put them on, but only three to take them off.
"Hiek?!"
*Thwump.* She could have sworn she heard a sound like that.
Having never seen another man's, Yui had nothing to compare it to.
But to her small frame, it looked no different from a weapon.
"L-Luna, help me!"
"...I'm sorry."
From her own experience of facing him alone several times, she knew that even two of them wouldn't be able to win.
Luna felt sorry for Yui, but she decided to conserve her own stamina.
"Alright. Let's get straight to the main event."
"Wha...? What about foreplay...?"
As childish as Yui might seem, she had at least a basic knowledge of sex.
After all, if you combined Luke's and Luna's ages, she was still older.
Luke might not be, but this was her first time. Doing it without any foreplay for her first time would literally kill her.
Not figuratively, but literally.
"Do we have to?"
"I-I'll really die!"
"Tsk. Right, it probably wouldn't even fit."
Trying to insert himself into Yui in her current state would be like trying to screw a Phillips-head screw into a flat-head slot.
It just wouldn't go in.
Therefore, foreplay was not an option, but a necessity.
"Then, to save time."
"Kyaa!"
Luke lifted Yui and flipped her over.
The 69 position, where a man and woman could pleasure each other while looking at each other's genitals.
Luke's tongue descended upon Yui's small, plump mound.
"Heek!"
The new sensation made Yui let out a shriek.
"Lero lero lero lero."
"Haaaah?! Th-This feels strange!"
It felt hot and wet, yet sometimes prickly, like something was crawling all over her sex.
"Hic! Kyaa! Hnnn...!"
*Have I watched too much porn?*
Luke wondered.
In AV, they all moaned the same way, but Luna's and Yui's reactions were polar opposites.
Unlike Luna, who let out coy yet seductive moans, Yui made sharp, cute noises.
Suddenly, Luke's tongue stopped, and Yui collected herself.
It was now Yui's turn to serve. She took Luke's hotly engorged member in both hands.
"Oh, right. Yui, I was curious about something. Can you try sucking my blood from down there?"
"What?!"
"Well, you sucked my blood during the raid last time. I thought it would hurt since you're biting me, but it actually felt surprisingly good."
...Come to think of it, Luke had let out a strange moan back then.
Yui herself didn't know why it felt good.
Vampires usually tore limbs to drink the flowing blood, so no vampire knew the reason.
"An erect dick is packed with blood, right? Isn't that the perfect refueling station for a vampire?"
During an erection, more blood gathers in the genitals than usual.
Wouldn't that make an erect dick the ultimate gas station for a vampire?!
That was his thought process.
"I don't think anyone other than you would think of that, Sir Luke..."
"People like me are the ones who change the world."
Come on, no more talking. Hurry up.
At Luke's urging,
"O-Okay..."
Yui took Luke's cock into her mouth, carefully biting down with her fangs.
"Oh... Ooh!?"
A pleasure beyond that of a blowjob washed over Luke.
The pleasure was so intense it felt like his hips would give out.
—*Spurt! Spurt!*
"Kyaak!?"
Luke had suddenly become a premature ejaculator.
"I feel like I've just experienced a technology from the future."
"W-Was it that good?"
"It's a shame, though. I should have sprayed it into the next room."
Suddenly, Luke shot to his feet.
"Shall we start the main event now?"
He waved his hand in the air, pulling out a bottle of oil.
And then he started pouring the oil on his own... thing?
"Wh-What are you doing?!"
"Fire dick. Won't this make my dick hotter and make your insides contract more?"
It was an act that would make any normal person cringe in pain just by looking, but Luke did it to himself willingly.
His dick was literally on fire.
"If you do that, it's not sex, it's torture!"
*Whoosh.* Yui blew on it.
The flame he had just managed to light went out.
"Aww... I really wanted to try it."
"...Please save things like that for a woman who's as strong as you, Sir Luke."
She had heard people say they felt like they were dying during sex, but she refused to die like that.
"Tch. Well then, I guess I'll just have to lift and carry you."
Luke grabbed Yui by her sides and lifted her up.
The lift-and-carry wasn't a position just anyone could do, but with Yui's small frame and Luke's 150 strength stat, it was incredibly easy.
"W-Wait a minute! At least let me prepare myse— Hngyaak!?"
*Shhhlick.*
It all happened in the blink of an eye.
"So it's true that it bulges out of the stomach."
A curve formed on Yui's belly.
Seeing a description from novels happen in real life was fascinating, but Yui's jaw hung open, unable to close.
The pain she was feeling was like being impaled by a spear.
"Ugh... Haaah..."
"Why is it so tight...?"
It felt like a blood pressure cuff was wrapped around his dick.
Her insides contracted fiercely, squeezing him without giving him an inch to move.
It contracted so much that even a fully erect five-centimeter dick would be squeezed dry.
While Yui was still reeling from the pain, Luke moved toward the hole he had made earlier.
"Alright, Yui. From now on, you can scream as much as you want."
"O-Okay...?"
*Squish. Squish. Squish.*
*Thwack. Thwack. Thwack.*
The sound of flesh meeting flesh echoed.
"Hahk! Hieeek! Haang!"
Even with repeated thrusts, what came out wasn't slick wetness, but drops of blood.
Due to the pain of being deflowered, a proper moan only came out once every three thrusts, but as the act continued, her voice became filled with pleasure.
"Haaang...! Hiaaang!"
"Good, Yui! Louder! So loud they'll file a complaint from next door!"
The reason he was doing it right in front of the hole was to be even more annoying.
The walls of the inn were actually thick and well soundproofed, so they had to do it right by the hole for the sounds to carry over.
Not just the voices, but the slapping of flesh and the wet, squelching sounds.
"Haaang...! Kyaang♡ Heet♡"
"Yes! Yui! You're doing great!"
Her moans were a little cute, though.
But who cares.
Her high-pitched voice would probably carry well into the next room.
He paused his pistoning mid-way to check the reaction through the hole.
Surprisingly, there was no particular sound or reaction.
So, he decided to continue until he got one.
After having sex for over an hour like this...
—*Knock, knock.*
Someone with terrible timing knocked on the door.
So, he just ignored them like a dog.
And then...
—*Knock, knock, knock!*
A more agitated knock than before.
"Sir Luke. Someone is outside."
"Who the hell has such bad timing?"
"Haaang♡ Haaang♡"
It was obvious who it was without looking, but even in his past life, who would be so noisy next door that someone would come all the way to their house to complain in the middle of sex?
Most people would just bang on the wall.
In that sense, Professor Dmitry truly had no sense of tact.
That's probably why he was still single at his age, despite having a good job as a professor at the academy.
—*Knock, knock, knock, knock!!*
This wouldn't do. He had to show this poor soul who didn't know the pleasure of sex something good.
"Sir Luke...?"
Ignoring Luna who called out to him, Luke walked straight to the door and flung it open.
"What in the world are you... "
The face of Dmitry, who stood before the door, was contorted with rage.
He was about to give Luke a piece of his mind, but the sight before him made his mouth snap shut and a dumbfounded expression took over.
"What."
"N-No, I mean... could you be a little quieter..."
—*Slap. Slap. Slap.*
"Heek♡ Haaak♡ Haang♡"
Even while talking to Dmitry, Luke continued to move his hips.
Faced with the raw sight of a man and woman's genitals colliding countless times, Dmitry could only stand there with his mouth agape, unable to say a word.
"If you have nothing else to say, I'm leaving?"
"Uh... well..."
"No, I'm really going."
—*Spurt! Spurt!*
"Heek! Aaht?!"
—*Splat! Pshh!*
A clear liquid and a milky white fluid splattered across Dmitry's chest.
"Ah~ That was refreshing. Well then, I'll really be going. Have a good night~"
Immediately after, Luke closed the door and went back inside.
"Bwahahaha!! Luna, did you see his face?"
"......"
"Alright, Luna, you take your clothes off now. Now we'll torture him with a threesome."
"...Yes."
After that, the moans didn't stop until the next morning.