Chapter 120
Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 120
Chapter Title: Tight Dress Shizune
“You want me to teach you how to be a milf...? What on earth are you talking about?”
“Ahem. It's just that... it's part of the exam! You said we have to perform the role-play perfectly to pass...!”
Saki stared at Shizune with a baffled expression, while Shizune waved her hands frantically in panic.
“Role-play is the exam? What do you mean, we won't pass? Who said that?”
“The third wife did...”
Saki's already incredulous face crumpled even further in disbelief.
“Hey, Cliff. What the hell is this? Role-playing? What kind of ridiculous idea is that?”
Saki immediately turned on Harumi.
“It's not an idea—it's the exam.”
Harumi crossed her arms and shot back.
“As you know, when taking on a new concubine, the existing girlfriend's vetting interview takes top priority, right? Usually, that's judged over weeks of close monitoring, but I'm condensing it into one mission. If anything, it's a pretty generous demand.”
On the surface, it didn't seem like Harumi was being malicious toward Shizune—it even sounded reasonable.
But Saki, who was always at odds with Harumi, wasn't about to let it slide.
“What kind of exam could someone like you come up with?”
“Why are you getting so worked up, someone like you?”
It was a childish back-and-forth.
Caught in the middle, Shizune seemed to think the fight had started because of her and was stomping her feet in distress.
In the tense air that felt like it could spark into flames any second, Ren gently raised her hand.
“Hold on, everyone. Let's all calm down a bit. I don't think this approach is bad.”
Saki shot Ren a glare.
“Whoa... Ren, you're taking her side too?”
“It's not taking sides—I'm just thinking from Shizune's perspective.”
Ren quietly turned to Shizune.
“Shizune joined us later than we did. She might not have a feel for how to get along with you yet, Sanghyeon.”
Shizune clasped her hands neatly together and spoke politely.
“Indeed, First Wife. This humble one is so out of touch with the times... I don't even know the things young people these days all enjoy. I want to be a wife who can bring joy to Lord Sanghyeon!”
The content was comical, but her desire to please her man was pure and intense.
Saki glanced at Harumi, who was pacing around the calligraphy room, and snorted.
“Hmph. So it's an exam from that pint-sized twerp. Fine, I'll help you with everything I've got.”
But was it okay for one girlfriend to help with an exam from another? Wasn't that cheating?
As I tilted my head, Ren reassured me.
“Don't worry, Sanghyeon. Concubines are still part of civilian relationships, so there are no specific laws. We can just agree among ourselves and move on.”
“Got it.”
This actually worked out great.
Saki was the theater club president, so she'd be perfect for helping.
She probably had all sorts of cosplay outfits and could coach on dialogue too.
Being honest with my girlfriends really was the best policy.
“All right, Ms. Hudahara. Since you've decided to learn from me, I won't go easy on you. I'll coach you perfectly, so stay sharp and keep up.”
It seemed less like enthusiasm for turning Shizune into an acting pro and more like competitive spirit to shut Harumi up—but as long as it got the job done, fine by me.
“Yes! Thank you, Second Wife.”
And so began role-playing lessons from my busty, inverted-nipple scholar girlfriend.
Thud!
A huge costume bag that Saki had brought was plopped onto the wooden desk in the calligraphy room, where brushes and inkstones would normally sit.
Click!
Inside, layers of clothes were stacked high—probably everything from the theater club's costume room. Shirts, skirts, ribbons, leather straps, scarves, even black stockings.
Harumi peered into the bag and whistled in admiration.
“Whoa... You really are from the theater club. This is cosplay shop level. You could make a business out of it.”
“Shut up.”
Saki pulled out a notebook and flipped it open.
Shizune wanted role-play lessons—in a way, it was Saki's specialty—so even setting aside her rivalry with Harumi, she seemed fired up.
“Okay... Ms. Hudahara. The first role you wanted to try was the 'adulterous housewife entangled in a forbidden affair with her nephew,' right?”
“A-AHEM! Yes.”
Still embarrassed about requesting such a lewd role, Shizune didn't know where to look.
But Saki treated it like just another job.
“Alright, Ms. Hudahara. Let's start with the first one you mentioned: the 'milf,' or the housewife fallen into an affair with her nephew.”
“Ahem... Yes.”
Excited to be doing something acting-related after a while, Saki began teaching a bunch of techniques.
“Yuu, wait outside the room for a bit. We'll call you when we're ready.”
“Huh? Oh, sure.”
For a good while, noisy sounds came from inside the room. Things like “H-How do you even wear that...?” and “What kind of creature is a housewife supposed to be...!”—sighs and laments.
And then—
“Yuu! We're done for now. Come in.”
“W-Wait a sec—this outfit feels way too vulgar...!?”
Oh... way too vulgar, huh? Can't wait to see.
Slide.
The moment I opened the sliding door, my eyes nearly popped out.
There stood Shizune.
Wearing a skin-tight dress.
“Eek... ah...”
My god.
The fabric was thin and stretchy, clinging perfectly to her entire body and outlining every curve. Her flared hips spread wide, her breasts on the verge of bursting. I'd seen her bare chest before, so I knew her I-cup size intellectually, but seeing them hugged by tight fabric had a whole different destructive power.
The dress fabric was stretched taut along her breast lines, like the material itself was screaming. Yet her breasts were miraculously elastic, defying gravity with overwhelming volume. The curve from under her chest narrowed dramatically to her waist, then flowed gently downward from her hip line.
The shock didn't end there.
Whisper whisper.
“Now, Ms. Hudahara. Try the line I taught you.”
Shizune, wriggling her hips awkwardly as she tugged at the clinging dress, approached me.
With an awkward smile, she grabbed my shoulders, stood on tiptoe, and whispered in my ear.
“H-Haah... What do you like about an old lady like me...?”
A line that would make any milf fan's heart race. She pressed close, her breasts against me, and murmured into my ear.
“Listen... today's a dangerous day for this auntie, so you have to finish outside, okay?”
What the—?
Shizune had this kind of acting talent!?
“Wooooah!!”
Instant erection!!
Saki saw the bulge in my pants, marched over, and jabbed my side with her elbow.
“Heh heh, what do you think, Yuu? Pretty good eye I've got, right?”
“Insane... Theater club president for a reason...! Where'd you get that tight dress?”
“Kuhuhuhu. I've known for ages that those dresses are super popular in Korea.”
“And that's not all. Those perfect lines from incest-adultery stuff... You wrote those, didn't you?”
“Uh, y-yeah~ Sure, I did.”
Obviously straight out of some ero doujin I read.
Teaching weird (awesome) stuff to someone else's girlfriend.
But she's my girlfriend too, so win-win.
Kuhuhu.
Then a system window popped up in front of me.
Ah...! So it evaluates like this?
Find a role with 100% sync rate to clear the quest. That 'practical' part probably means scoring happens during cosplay sex in this outfit.
No matter how I think about it, this is ridiculous.
We could happily live with five without any role-playing, but it feels like they forced this quest on me just to mess with me.
Hmm... whatever.
It's not an impossible quest, and I get to enjoy Shizune's various looks in the process.
“Um...! I'll practice the rest alone from here!”
Unable to bear the embarrassment any longer, Shizune shooed everyone out. She usually wrapped herself up tight in her hakama, making her cups look one size smaller, so wearing something that bold must be mortifying.
“Hee~ You sure that's okay? For Sanghyeon, we'd wear stuff like that no problem.”
“Harumi, you have no chest, so you're not embarrassed. Ms. Hudahara has every reason to be.”
“Why, you...!”
Ren stepped in for the flustered Shizune.
“Come on, everyone~ Let's head out. She needs some time alone.”
As we were chased out, Shizune's mutter drifted after us.
“If it's... just for Lord Sanghyeon...”
Music to my ears.
[Hudahara Shizune: Lord Sanghyeon. Please excuse my impertinence. Might I ask... what is your home address?]
While waiting in the hallway for Shizune to change, a message arrived.
Wait... is she coming to me?
[Me: OO, floor O.]
I sent the address of my recently bought mansion, and the 1 vanished right away.
[Hudahara Shizune: I shall visit you separately...! I'll practice diligently until this evening and come see you, so please evaluate me... It's just too embarrassing with the other wives watching...]
Of course. While the excuse was Harumi's exam, at its core, Shizune was practicing hard to satisfy me—for joyful sex life together.
Warms my heart.
Can't wait for tonight.