Chapter 9
Chapter 9
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 9
Chapter Title: Ah, Please
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Oh, please
GTA streamer server, Yorang Garden.
Even though only streamers of a certain size were accepted in the first wave, there were about 100 of them.
Each had chosen their RP roles, and most belonged to one of three major factions.
Police, crime organizations, hospital.
There were also civilian groups besides that.
But since it was still early days for the server, there weren't any moves among civilians to do their own thing yet.
Everyone just tended to join the organizations that already existed when the server launched.
"So... Yorang Garden's main thing is cops fighting criminals, right?"
- Yup
- As expected from a total game nerd, gets it quick
- Yeah
- But no perks for the early members?
- Heard some big names coordinated ahead and snagged all the good jobs
- Why doesn't our EV get any of that ㅠ
"What are you talking about? I got one too. I said ahead of time I wanted to be on the police side."
- Ehh ㅋ
- Oh right, you did
- These kids have no tact?
- Fr
- She's explaining for the newbies even though we all know already, geez ㅋ
- Fair
"Anyway, so I'm a cop! Crushing crime! Protecting model citizens!"
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[ Just gonna protect model citizens? ]
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[ Loose translation) Non-model citizens have no value ]
"What the hell? Crazy?"
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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[ But aren't you inviting Mungki? Can't you just contact him right away? ]
"Ah, since it's your first time with this kind of thing... I was gonna feel it out a bit before reaching out. Better if I get a proper grasp here first and then help out...."
- Makes sense
- Makes sense
- Yeah, gotta understand it myself first....
- But didn't Mungki already decide to be a hostess bar hopeful and live as a civilian?
"Huh?"
EV let out a squeak of shock at the last viewer's chat.
+++++++
- I-Mungnyong ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Moongchu sell it? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- You're screwed lol
- Dude, you join a streamer server, first thing you should do is rub elbows with the big shots, what's this hostess bar hopeful bs
- Fr
- So frustrating
- Shouldn't you contact EV right now?
"What contact? I can handle it myself."
Crazy talk.
Not content with just getting invited to the streamer server, now this low-tier wants to cozy up to a major corp first.
Of course, from a pure efficiency standpoint, it made sense.
'Dead-on sense.'
It was nonsense.
'You never initiate rubbing elbows unless they reach out first.'
How dare a low-tier go crawling to a big name with a vibe like 'You invited me, so lead me through the early game.'
Sure, they might not phrase it that way.
But the very act of showing up first could come off that way, and that was the problem.
"EV Lady is like my benefactor who invited me here... since she's a cop... like a mentor from my rough past days."
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[ Pulled you out of your rough days and all you do is aspire to hostess bar ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ]
- Big Mung ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Not pulled you out, feels like she spun you 360 degrees ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Save a thug and he wants to be a hostess bar hopeful ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- If you say you're saved by a girl and now plan to scam girls, that won't fly right? (No idea)
"No, I want to save girls too? With my perfect looks?"
- Crazy bastard
- If your face was just ugly AF you'd get flak
- Ah... trying to cheat with your face
- A low-tier dares to be handsome?
"Anyway, I haven't played much GTA, so I'll get the hang of controls and brush up on the basic lore."
- Sigh... Aren't low-tiers supposed to prep ahead?
- Didn't expect the invite but still should've prepared ㅇ
- Oh, gotta watch a guy cam pre-bend? Tsk tsk
- Mungki sir Mungki sir roast Baelstar hard ㅇ
"Baelstar? Oh... like Instagram, huh. Wow, there's so much stuff here?"
Life server.
A server where you RP living another life in GTA.
Thought it'd just be good acting, but from the phone onward, it was pretty involved.
"But I don't like that the phone model is an app... No Galaxy?"
- Gasp
- Gasp ㅋㅋ
- App fanboy strikes again
- Lee Jae-dragon Chairman, you watching?
- Make Mungki the next Galaxy model!!!
- Loose translation) Apple? Fuck off
"Nah, that last one's too loose."
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- But don't go looking for Galaxy in America
- Fr
- Don't ruin the vibe
"Wow, I've never even done Instagram, first time in-game."
- It's Baelstar here ㅋ
- Gotta strictly respect copyrights
- But as a hostess bar hopeful, first thing is post your face on SNS right? Go big on the debut
- Damn, custom model came out insane
- Tech these days auto-generates customs from selfies, god tier fr
- Bastard looks handsome even in selfie-based custom
- Just posting face would rack up insta follows easy, and he says no insta? ㅋㅋ
- "Low-tier skills ain't going nowhere" won't fly?
"...."
Click.
Amid the chat frenzy.
I quickly made a Baelstar account and uploaded a selfie.
[moongi_theluv]
(Selfie photo)
Lonely folks, hit me up. I'll come anytime ^^*
"This good?"
Proud selfie.
The moment it went up, somehow.
- This it?
- You think this works?
- Why tf ^^* ? 25 years old?
"No, I have zero clue how Baelstar works."
- Need hashtags duh
- Can't even after military? Dumbass
- Mung-op every time real hate builds up ㅠㅠㅠ
- Op ㅇㅈㄹ
- Gesaems real af?
- Roughly... notice... con
Viewers started slashing away in chat.
Hashtags?
That # thing?
[moongi_theluv]
(Selfie photo)
Lonely folks, hit me up. I'll come anytime ^^*
#chat #empathy #talk #handsome #lonely #comfort #expert
#solitude #hug #care #solo_welcome
No insta experience, so I just let my brain guide my fingers.
"How's this now."
- Ffs
- Just....
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[ Just do whatever you want and live... ]
- Fair
- No words
- How do you have that face and suck at SNS?
- Face purely ornamental crazy bastard
- Trusts physique and lives like a total mess
Viewers went nuts again.
But I had no idea what was wrong.
"Come on, what's wrong this time? I added all the hashtags."
- Oh
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[ If Mungki was just short, narrow shoulders, small hands, uglier face, less ripped, viewers would've 24/7 superchatted purple dildos, Moongchu ㅋㅋ ]
- Sneaky Moongchu bait;
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ (Means Mungki X-cheer ㅇ)
- ㅁㅊ (Means Mungki does GTA as slut con ㅇ)
"No, the last one's straight-up wrong? You're out."
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Where do you even use X ㅋㅋ
- Look at me~ Look at me~ Look at me~ Look at me~
- Mungki ok but theluv bs why?
"Hostess bar hopeful needs a sharing-the-love image, right?"
- Ah yes
- Ah yes
- Ah yes
- Impressive fr
- Big low-tier
- Tries to think but always weird
- Pat and Mat intelligence fused
- Has Lu Bu's strength and brains ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋ
"Shh, quiet. Now, to become a hostess bar girl... time to prep acquiring a shop."
- O
- Our Mungki's got plans
- Kinda symbolic
Tap tap tap.
In GTA, the character with the 'I-Mungnyong' nametag moves.
- But how you prepping for shop?
- Part-time? That takes forever
- Fr
- Mungki what plan you got
"Heard there are key faction jobs here, police and criminals...."
- ㅇ
- Yeah
- And hospital
"Right, hospital! That's the key."
- Suddenly?
- Wtf
"Hospital ladies got money but nowhere to spend it...."
The setup was obvious at a glance.
Cops and crime orgs would clash, hospital in the middle treating both and sucking up cash.
Theoretically, who has the most money?
"Hospital ladies earning cash is pointless if they don't know how to spend it fun."
Hospital.
- So you'll make 'em spend on you?
- That work? Work? Work? Work? Work? Work?
- Mungki con kinda sus, this right?
- Plan good but how execute? Possible?
Viewers doubted me as usual.
Current viewers.
'RP glimpse and they dipped, custom set so... back to 124.'
Still holding three digits.
Gotta keep this momentum to solidify three-digit concrete fans.
- So what's the plan
- Posted Baelstar, now what
- Heading to hospital?
- Mungki answer straight no pre-bend
"Quiet everyone, big reveal coming, just building suspense...."
- Big reveal ㅇㅈㄹ
- What you even doing?
"Rental boyfriend."
So I boldly put myself up for sale.
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
Question marks flooded in the moment I finished.
Viewers couldn't grasp what I said.
- You mean that thing I know?
- Becoming Mizuhara????
- Mungzuhara
- Mungzuhara ㅇㅈㄹ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Mungzuhara ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"Nope, I'm I-Mungnyong, remember? I'm going more classic."
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[ So your logic is I-Mungnyong went to the parasite house too? So you're doing something similar? ]
"Nice, someone gets my deep intent."
- Deep intent fucked
- Deep intent ㅇㅈㄹ
- Intelligence buried deep in the floor
- Wait, you seriously think that'll work?
"No, with this face pushing hard, how wouldn't it work?"
- Madman
- Face confidence real ㅇㅈ
- Overvalues face
"No, no, no."
To crush the doubts.
I shoved my face right into cam.
"Look straight at my face and tell me, I'm offering boyfriend services, who the hell would reject me? Who'd turn me down? Answer."
- Thug?
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Scary
- Admit even smashed looks good but this
- Face handsome what good ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Mungki ain't easy
- You sure wanna escape low-tier?
Still doubting?
This face offering rental boyfriend and you ignore the biz?
"With this face, making a Kazuya girl version's no sweat, hook her quick."
Easy to snag a girl.
Tap tap tap.
My game character runs.
Straight to the hospital.
Who it is doesn't matter.
Girl char? Good. RP anyway, all strangers.
'Like EV Lady who invited me directly... exclude her.'
Rest? Rub whoever.
So my char heads straight to hospital.
"Ooh, girl spotted."
- Girl spotted ㅇㅈㄹ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Crazy bastard?
- I...want...Kazuya...please,,,,
Mic on the instant I see the girl char standing at hospital entrance.
"Excuse me, mind if I ask what you're up to after your hospital shift?"
Start polite, keep convo going.
Then slip in rental boyfriend naturally.
'Easy peasy.'
Nothing hard.
"Ah... me?"
Until I heard the voice from the girl char.
- Gasp
- Gasp
- Oh
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- You do zero research fr
- Mungki held back saying this
- Wow ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Notice game success^^~
Nickname - Lerumi.
Why didn't I notice from the nick.
But deeper reason.
Odds of randomly picking her out of anyone?
'Roughly 1/100.'
Theoretically impossible.
'Pulled 1/100 single pull.'
Makes sense?
'Ah, please.'
But.
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[ Lerumi = Lera now realized, suuuper lucky Mungki Moongchu ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ]
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- Vets incoming soon ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Vets don't come
- Fr
- Only pissed toxic vet soup comes ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Rage cracker take it~ Rage cracker take it~ Rage cracker take it~ Rage cracker take it~
How's the first person I talk to Lera.
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