Chapter 7
Chapter 7
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 7
Chapter Title: Heart-Pounding First Collab
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About 40 minutes before linking up with EV Lady.
I was getting ready to head out while already streaming on my phone.
"Since I don't have outdoor cam gear, I'll be using my phone until I meet up with EV Lady. Then please watch from her stream—much appreciated."
- Low-tier Streamer 3rd year, openly sucking up already
- Like that concert, if Mungki's thinking of full-on sucking, huge sub
"What do you mean sucking? You nuts? Get out."
Ruining the excitement for my heart-pounding first collab like that.
A Han River meetup mission, and a 10km walk to boot!
This was pretty thrilling.
Getting to do my first collab with a big corp was great too.
And right when I was clueless how to handle this with the cam on.
This was the perfect chance to 100% capitalize on my naturally shifted face from the night stream.
'Life... ain't so hard?'
Felt like the difficulty suddenly dropped.
- But how you getting to the Han? Taxi?
"Gotta taxi it, night surcharge scares me... but whatever."
- Ah
- ㅠㅠ
- Mungki fears night taxis
- Eee, bye
- Not content with rubbing up on Lera, now rubbing on EV too? Just a horny water buffalo bastard? Streaming just to grind? Crazy fuck /Inappropriate language detected and cleaned.
"No way, Yuksu's still here...."
- Turret sees all
- Just hate you, that's why~
- Lololol
- Hater Yuksu pigs hate handsome Mungki, huge sub lololol
- With Mungki's looks, not even jealous tbh? Fml lol
- Subtly hot, nah straight-up face melts you
- Just enjoy it lol
"Anyway, lemme call a cab first. Good thing Kakaotaxi doesn't charge call fees."
Anonymous Donor donates 30,000 won. Thank you!
[But EV shot 100k, and you're skimping on taxi fare? Legendary lololol]
"Aigoo! Anonymous hits with the truth and 30k taxi cash! Thank you!"
- Lololololol
- Explosive laughter
- Wanna nag? Pony up lol
- Mungki suddenly aggressive on cab? Real?
- Dude just loves money
Who doesn't love money?
That thought hit as soon as I saw the last chat.
Chicken's 25k a bird these days.
No longer pleb food—basically buffet prices now.
In this inflation hell, grind when you can.
"Just go to the address as marked?"
"Yeah, head there please. Thanks."
Vroooom.
Hopped the quick cab and headed straight to Han River Park.
Ttarantta donates 1,000 won. Thank you!
[Hey Mungki, no more MongTube?]
- Fr
- Wanna live off streaming? Gotta tend the Tube ㅇ
"Need to earn enough to pay an editor first... Honestly wanna, but still iffy."
- Saying "honestly" twice means that real talk?
- Why not say you nuked your 502-sub channel outta shame?
- Why not say you started MongTube with unedited no-cam no-mic 20-hour no-food multi solo vids every day for a week?
- Why not say you tried editing stream, 8/10 viewers dipped, rage-quit?
"...Nah, love my concrete fans, proud af, but this stings."
- Lolololololol
- Lolololololol
- Lolololololololol
- This guy's hilarious lolololol
- Mungkimungki...
- 20-hour no-food multi solo no-cam no-mic? Not human
- Streaming goal was straight low-tier?
- Dude has zero plans to grow lol
"Ah, here! Got EV Lady's address too, heading there now. Gotta hustle, so ending stream here! Catch ya on EV Lady's!"
- Dips fast af
- Why not grow at this pace?
Dudum donates 1,000 won. Thank you!
[Escaping like a god, so Mungchu~]
- Sneaky Mungchu bait;
- Mungchu
- ㅁㅊ (Mungki huge sub)
- ㅁㅊ (means retard ㅇ)
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ
- ㅁㅊ (Mungki X-sub)
"...Last one's you fuckers, see ya on EV Lady's, Moongba."
- ㅁㅂ
- ㅁㅂ
- ㅁㅂ
- Mungba (Mungki bye)
Dodged the viewers' sharp last jabs.
Hopped out and headed straight to the address from EV Lady.
Drop-off wasn't far from her spot.
Focused my eyes, spotted her quick.
'Whoa, my vision's insane now.'
Felt the overall physical upgrade real-time.
About to dash to EV Lady.
'Hm?'
Spotted a dude blatantly holding up a phone camera nearby.
Like 100m away?
'No, I can see that clear.'
Overpowered eyesight made it crystal.
Hood pulled low, minimizing presence.
Phone up, camera aimed at EV.
'Manager?'
Big corp, maybe backup cam or separate shoot?
Not deep in main streams yet.
Couldn't confirm, frustrating.
Maybe that's why.
'...Can't focus.'
Knew I needed to focus post-collab on stream.
But eyes kept drifting to him naturally.
Lost him, searched; missed EV Lady's questions.
'Just ask.'
Manager, backup cam.
Wanna think positive, but screams stalker.
"Been tailed by a guy since earlier. You got a separate manager?"
Asked straight.
"...Pardon?"
EV Lady's face froze solid. Confirmed it.
'Stalker.'
First collab and stalker event drops.
Glance.
- Wait, Mungki shoves face in outta nowhere?
- What'd he say to freeze her lolololol
- Said he wants to suck tits?
- Proper Mungki'd her
- Popping off stream is peak low-tier
- Big Mung Ki, concert after outdoor stream disaster?
- Classic you
Chats clueless, good.
'10km... walk mission, yeah. Streaming while walking ~3km/h? 10km... about 3h40m?'
Quick math on 10km time post-realization.
Pumped the stream vibe right away.
"Honestly... hot girl next to me freezes me for 5 mins? Couldn't talk. So sorry!"
- Yeah Mungki
- Low-tier for a reason?
- With your looks, no girl immunity?
"Oh, and that whisper was taxi fare... asked if I could get it, bad distance sense. My bad."
- Crazy lolololol
- That's the low-tier vibe
- Still low-tier
- Proper leech
- First whisper in big corp collab < gimme cab fare lolololol
Anonymous Donor donates 30,000 won. Thank you!
[Hey didn't I give you 30k cab earlier? Where'd that go, asking again?]
- Took it? Lololol
- Low-tier mind indeed lololol
- Narrow shoulders for height lololol
"No no, round trip so...."
- Lolololololol
- Calc Mung average lolololololol
- Yup round trip lolololol
- Surcharge both ways lololol
- EV, give Mungki this 30k no cut pls crying lolololol
Vibe nearly crashed, fixed quick.
EV Lady, pro big-corp, switched expressions fast.
"No, guys Mungki... looks don't match the comedy? Froze from shock fr."
- Fr lololololol
Nailed the stream control.
"Mungki, that fidgety head-turning earlier? For taxi fare too?"
"Huh? Oh... yeah... chicken prices up, cab similar or more... yeah...."
"Lost it fr...."
Fidgeting and whisper.
Handled both baits on-stream, no rumors.
Quick fix.
Meanwhile, brain spun.
'Not just surprise, froze up means she knows. No instant reaction... reported cops before.'
Female streamers get stalked tons.
Situation sketched easy.
'No direct harm... just trailing at distance, cops won't dispatch. Even if, nothing to do.'
If close or threat, maybe.
But distant watcher? Cops powerless.
Stalker claims "coincidence, my legs my choice, famous streamer so looked" end of.
Glance.
Turned blatant, eyes met stalker.
'Finally sees me.'
He startled too, not newbie, but didn't bolt.
Psycho.
Mid-stream, won't rush.
Priority: smooth stream end.
Cut stream sudden stalker drama?
EV Lady unwanted community buzz, bad attention.
So.
"Mungki! Glancing back? Said I'd pay cab!"
"Ah, yeah... you did... phew, relieved."
"But how'd you start streaming?"
"Me? Wanted... easy cash."
- Wanted easy cash (3yr low-tier)
- Wanted easy cash (mic on Mark collab, concert'd the stream)
- Honest af, like lolololol
- Funny af, streamed til broke ass job-hunting long hiatus lololol
Keep stream fun first.
"Streamed then jobbed?"
"Ah... painful... story."
"Oof...."
"Jk, hustled parcel loading. Wanna blow up streaming fr."
Chatted, shared basics.
Age, hobbies max.
"Wait, Mungki you're 25?"
"Yeah, everyone shocks first. Babyface curse...."
"...Direct like that, kinda hateable."
"...."
- EV 22, tit-suck guy 25 hate speech controversy
- Tit-suck guy facts lolololololol
- Mungki suck~
- Whoa EV close age, 3yr gap lol
- Mungki army done
- Stream peaking now, no way firm ending
"Brag too, enlisted right at 19. All for stream...."
"But... lotsa no-cam no-mic game-only streams."
"...."
"Saw chat, no-cam no-mic 20hr no-food? Why...."
Muslang donates 1,000 won. Thank you!
[How no close shop? Most would]
Bamboo-dong donates 1,000 won. Thank you!
[How survive 3yrs double-digit viewers?]
Rediaxun donates 1,000 won. Thank you!
[Stuck like that? Stubborn af]
- Fr lololololol
- Stubborn Mung average lololololol
"Nah not stubborn, thought... stand out different? Trial error."
- 3yrs tho?
- Even saying it stubborn lololol
- How cam on = total glow-up
- No-cam Mungki legend
- Legend Mungki born lolololololol
"Mungki... stubborn af to me."
"...Shouldn't you back me? Here to help penalty?"
"Still... my viewers' side."
"Ah... could be Yuksu... I marinate well...."
"...."
- First real-time self-pickle request lolololololol
- Mungkimungki what??
- Dude killed toxic Yuksu in his stream lolololol
- Wants Yuksu in others lololol
- EV,,,me,,,your,,,Yuksu,,,wanna,,,be,,,
- Boil,,,me,,,too,,,,
- Hot guy same soul as us hilarious
- Sneak Mungki rub detected
- ㅠㅠ
Banter kept vibe cozy.
Time flew, 10km done.
Glance.
'Whoa... followed whole way?'
Stalker check.
10km ain't casual trail.
Stuck from start to end? Nuts.
"Stream ends here! Face uglying from fatigue!"
And meanwhile.
Rungppa donates 1,000 won. Thank you!
[Dark looked good, daylight wrecked]
"What? Psycho?"
- Lololololololololol
- Facts rung lolololololol
- Tough
- Gotta agree
- Lolololololololololol
- Cya
- Cya
- Cya
- Cya
"Cyas!"
"Thanks for watching! Pls check my stream too!"
- Leech to end
- Bloodsuck Mung average lolololol
- Cya
- Cya~
- Cya!
EV Lady ended stream.
Confirmed off.
Dash!
Sprinted stalker.
Distance catchable easy.
Full speed, there quick.
"You what, tailing all along, stalker?"
No nice needed, straight.
"St-stalker?! I-I worried! Followed cuz worry! Lest you do-dirty deeds! Protecting!"
"Psycho."
Why'd I dirty? Gonna be stream king.
No point explaining.
"Habitual? Crime."
Whirr.
Pocket phone chest-mounted.
Recording live.
Need this for cops no-contact order.
Scanning him.
"Cr-crime's yours! Cr-crazy fuck!"
Freakout sudden.
"Le-Lera rub bad enough... EV too... bastard! I! I got banned from Lera cuz you! 10 months subbed!"
Freakout + knife from pocket.
Daiso kitchen blade anyone grabs.
Body reacted first.
Pre-fix: shut-in 3yrs no workout.
Fight zilch.
Snap!
Leg naturally calf-kicked clean.
Elite capoeira kick, years-trained realm.
"Argh!"
Stalker crumbled.
Low blade hand opposite foot smashed.
Clang.
Lame floor drop.
"M-Mungki... wh-what sudden?!"
Late EV.
Clean summary to her.
"Sitrep done, call cops."
But first collab = toxic Yuksu real kill.
'Discipline bad Yuksu, cool Mungki? Mungchu.'
Stream would've tempted that line.