Chapter 35
Chapter 35
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 35
Chapter Title: Mungki's Declaration!
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"I, Mungki! I hereby declare!
Kim Gonggong's blind date content, 0052.
It was a program he'd been running periodically on Garden for quite a while now, and real couples even formed from it sometimes.
Everyone who participated was dead serious about it.
You could call it a mix of broadcast entertainment and genuinely searching for a partner.
Streamers like us don't get many chances to meet regular people, so opportunities for romance are scarce.
It felt like a sweet scent wafting through, letting us have our fun while also gaining something real.
But.
"My introduction ends here."
At Mungki's remark, Kim Gonggong, who was hosting the 0052 content, blanked out for a second, forgetting what to say next.
'Ideal type: pork ribs? Cheese donkatsu?'
What kind of nonsense was this?
He'd brought him in just for that face, even offering a Mark Server companion pass!
Was he trying to ruin the content like this?!
Just as negative feelings toward Mungki started bubbling up from deep inside Kim Gonggong's heart.
"Eh? Puhaha! What is that, seriously!"
"Mungki, right? So, if I give you cheese donkatsu, will you come with me?"
"Ah, seriously, what is this? He's not some seven-year-old kid who falls for tasty food!"
"Oh my, Mungki said that, huh? Big sis will stir-fry some pork ribs for you, so wanna live with big sis?"
Before any awkwardness could even settle, the women burst out laughing first.
Not polite laughs either—they were genuinely cracking up.
"...?"
Kim Gonggong panicked at this first-time scenario while hosting 0052.
Blind dates didn't always gather only good-looking people.
So he knew exactly how the vibe shifted when a handsome guy popped up among average dudes.
But even there, when somewhat good-looking guys spouted lame lines.
'The mood dies!'
He'd had to stare blankly at the shattered chat and the cold table, beyond saving.
Yet despite feeling like a massive blunder, the atmosphere was way too good.
"So, Mungki, that means your ideal type is a woman who cooks well, right?"
"Uh... yeah, women should be good at cooking...."
A statement like "women should be good at cooking," which could seriously offend some listeners.
"So, Mungki's a guy, so what are you good at?"
"Well, I...."
"Ah, sneaking a glance while talking—is that you showing off your face? Like, 'I'm handsome'?"
"No, that's not it...."
"Then I'll cook for you later, so take care of the girl sitting across from me, got it?"
It flowed smoothly into something positive.
'Is this for real?'
That's when Kim Gonggong realized.
'Oh, I messed up calling him.'
He'd planned a 4:4 group meet-up to ease into the awkwardness, enjoy the moves as things loosened up.
To entertain viewers while reaping blind date benefits.
- Mungki's eating them all up, Gonggong
- This real?
- Dude, save him for later—if you drop the catfish at the start, what then
- Lucifer shows up at Satan school... fun
- Bite down hard, Kim Gonggong... my Mungki face might hurt a bit!
- Gave up? Then that's the end of the date
- When do you think people die?
- When Mungki shows up to a blind date?
- Yeah
- Dude, just give him 500k for Mung-rotu and deep Mung-po and send him off... asymmetric warfare
- Why bring a nuke
- Tell the girls they can get deep Mung-po for 50k lol ㅅ11ㅂ
- Mung-po *3*
- Deep Mung-po * >3< *
- Emotes this spicy?
Chat was like that, and the on-site vibe too.
Everything revolved around Mungki.
Honestly, judging by looks alone, he'd thought it was just a wild card cheat.
'This is a straight-up wild ban black hole button.'
With the girls' bodies subtly turning toward Mungki.
What more could he even do here?
And even.
"Haha, seems like the mood's settled a bit, so shall we do proper self-introductions?"
"Sure!"
No matter what, they'd focus briefly, then eyes drifted back to Mungki.
If even the host felt it, how much more for the daters?
'Why turn a 4:4 group blind date into 1:4!'
The other three guys were decent-looking, good personalities, solid broadcast tiers too.
"Alright, uh, Mungki seems chatty, so let's save him for last! Guys first!"
The more he progressed, the more Mungki's presence grew.
But honestly, even as a guy, he was ridiculously handsome.
'Not just the face—height... build... no tattoos even.'
If there was any minus point.
"Ah, my turn already. I already said my ideal type earlier, uh... intro! I'm Mungki. 25, army discharge. Favorite characters: Leze, Power, Makima... personally love Pokémon Yacheong too. The appeal of that bronzed skin, you know... Um, I like Noah from my friend's protagonist Noah too. Oh, and Blue Archive's Himari a bit... light love there. Main games: prepping for Mark Server so playing Mark, but also Dave the Diver or Sultan's games sometimes. Tried Matchless Car too, but just peed myself and quit... planning Silk Song later."
He'd ramble on once he started.
If that was truly a minus and the real issue.
"Favorite characters... I saw that clip! Cosplay for us!"
"You're saying your faves to appeal for cosplay?"
"Cook for us, cosplay for us—Mungki, you're the type who wants everything from your girlfriend."
"So what'll you do for her? If she does all that? How do you treat your girlfriend?"
"I mostly... deep Mung-po...."
"Kkhk, kkh! Ah, what'd he say, he's crazy!"
It should've been a problem from way earlier.
But no matter what he said, Mungki kept dominating.
They were all polite enough.
Focused when others spoke, chatted if topics matched.
- Weirdly, temperature rises like 2 degrees only with Mungki
- What is this...
- The words sound similar to what I'd say
- Mungki, did you plagiarize me? Why different results
- Cook, cosplay, but kisses in return—my feelings watching girls I like go for it: ㄱ-
- Mungki just walking NTR, BSS
- Better than sudden gold sun, breeding uncle, time stop, hypnosis at least
- Ah... he's realistic NTR, BSS generator
- So casual, next day he'll date the girl I secretly liked
- Break up in 2 weeks... she'll cry begging to get back
- And watching "me" <[already immersed, bawling Mungki was just a bulldozer. Like a prehistoric meteor, sudden ninja massacre. Existed and commanded respect without proof. '....' 0052 blind date flow usually: Self-intro] short chat > light games > final appeal > love lines.
Games like party ones to learn each other, e.g., Son Byeongho.
But even there.
"...anyone who can't build Mark zombie factory, leave."
"Ah, Mungki! Another solo reference!"
"No, but why leave, Mungki?"
"If you're here, lemme ask—can't build factories...."
Any random line, and the girls exploded in laughter.
Guys awkward smiles, girls pure joy.
But then.
"Mungki, sorry, but when I'm talking, can you not look at me?"
"Yes?"
"That... handsome face staring makes it weird... I can sneak peeks, but eye contact's too much. Can't get used to it...."
"...Ah, okay."
Heart-fluttering lines popped up too.
Kim Gonggong faced his toughest control situation hosting.
Weird moods or oddballs? Just kick 'em.
But this.
"...But seriously, my one wish—can you sing during your appeal?"
"Ah, right... please sing."
"Something sweet...."
"Day6's Pretty Please? Big sis begs...."
"No, why big sis? Date me, you'll call me oppa?"
"Kyaa! Crazy! Eek! Cringe overload!"
"What kinda line is that!"
- Girls grimacing but all smiling why
- Chaejun calls sis sis, gets countered, face red speechless real? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Blank face, blinking at Mungki ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Ah... mad stud
- Tetomung reeks of male pheromones disgustingly
- Testosterone unbeatable
- This Yorang Garden's winter?
- Dude never looks back ㅇㅇ crazy racehorse
He was soloing a mad knife spree.
'This ain't even blind dating—fan meet? Signing? That's it.'
Girls too stunned to compete.
Blank stares, mesmerized by Mungki.
He tossed lines to avoid silence.
Girls' faces dazed again.
Pattern repeated.
- Face is hypnosis app, body gold sun, crotch breeding uncle
- Truly worst guy Mungki
- Mungja of Mungak
- Gonggong, don't let this dude out ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- 50k viewers all on Mungki /banned viewer
- No viewer mentions
- Keep dudes like this in GTA/Mark servers ㅇㅇ
Time flowed.
At final appeals, Mungki sang Day6 - Pretty.
Love lines: all four girls to Mungki, brief chaos.
"...Unanimous vote is first-time? Kim Gonggong here... never seen this. How you feeling?"
"Ah, the four haven't shown cooking skills... honestly dunno. Hope they at least boil pork decently...."
- Dude joking to end ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Face dead serious tho
- Even if serious now, mood's all jokes
- Turned other guys to wallpaper, can't even remember names—wtf Mungki do
- Fair
- Grab broadcast turn here ㅇㅇ
- Playful content anyway, lines mutual or bust
- Mungki didn't even draw ;
- Obvs—girls unanimous, guys wallpaper home, who pick ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Mungki right
- Fr
- Godlike
- 1:1 maybe ㅋㅋㅋ
"But really, no line... no one caught your eye?"
"Ah, well... did Hanberde recently—picking another girl quick feels like rebound."
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- That's right
- Still love her?
- Always
- Pure loveboii
- Hanberde numbers galore tho wtf love ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Mungki's straightforward no wrapped 0052 neatly.
Kim Gonggong vowed.
'When calling Mungki, only guy Mungki.'
No abusing asymmetric power.
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Right after blind date stream ended.
"Mungki's here!"
I turned on stream soon as home.
Blind dates don't drag, so fine.
Less rushed than Hanberde prayers.
- Here
- Waited till gold Mung died
- Saw 50k viewers dude
- Sad not Mung Stock
- Ttaran-dta† but 1300 now?
- Huh
- Fr
- Post-date instant on = inflow?
- Still fast
- Post-date chase stream inflow wild ㅋㅋㅋ
"Thought about recap... but nothing much, I was pretty sincere."
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won. Thx.
[ Crazy bastard, boil pork decently < this sincere? ]
- Anonymous donor 1,000 won. Thx.
[ What the hell are women to you!!!!!! ]
"Nah, that was joke... talks midway sincere tho. But staying serious there weird."
- Fair
- Bluntly Mark pass bait anyway
- Fact) Girls requested Mungki, just scouting
- Invite not apply ㅋㅋ
- Freebies, did best
- Sang on request at appeal ㅋ
- Veins popping ㅠㅠ
Checked chat reactions decently.
"Oh, Hanberde up on MungTube? GTA quick too... much love pls. Subs/views good—help appreciated."
- MungTube growth insane
- 10k subs already?
- Hanberde vid impact?
- Edit quality matters—others hilarious
- 10k subs, Yorang Garden GTA avg 12k—godtier
- Fr
- Chase vids too ㅋㅋ
- Dude growth unreal for male
Promo'd MungTube once.
Stream tier growth key, but YouTube tier too.
'Big servers check followers... or subs.'
Promo when chance.
Anyway.
"But damn, all so pretty... thought fairies."
- But your lines...
- Knew not simp but this
- What are women to you!!!
- Uh, "wallets" you can snag anytime?
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- What you do? Mung-po < shocked
- Mung-po *3*
Kept recap going.
"Vacation Server tomorrow? Day after?"
- Tomorrow ㅇㅇ
- Date then companion shoot~
- Oh hidden job rumor
"Ah, saw PV. Raids in exploration, heal for cash... fund explores."
- Yup ㅇㅇ
- Kinda hard
- Mark + Tarkov vibe? ㅋㅋㅋ Healing tycoon, build up?
Got Vacation Server deets.
Time flew to open day.
"I, Mungki! Declare!"
- Sudden?
- Morning stream declare ㄷㄷ
- Server up, straight sprint
- What declare
"Hidden job or bust! No logoff till then!"
- Gasp ㅋㅋㅋ
- Muuuungkiiiiii!!!!!!!
Chat exploded at my bold vow.
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About 5 hours into Vacation Server.
"...Buy selfies, buy selfies, hot fresh... selfies... warm steamy ones here."
A youth hawking selfies roamed Vacation Town, main hub.
- Then don't act cool
- Wild cool in wilds
- The Mungki I knew eating here
- Selfie salesman creampie bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Chat piled on.