Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Jjeugeok.. jjeugeok.. jjeugeok..
"Haaang! Heu-eut... Master-nim.. Haaat!"
A woman was riding on top of a man sitting in a chair, shaking her hips on her own.
The man smiled lecherously and began chewing on the nipples swaying before his eyes.
"Kyaaak! Masteeer-nim!! Haaaang!!"
"Ugh.... Hon...ey.. what the... hell... Ggaaak!!"
The man, who had been enjoying the woman's voluptuous body, stomped on and twisted the hand of the man crawling on the floor with his shoe heel.
Ptooey
"Hehehe... This shitty world has turned into a fucking awesome world, hasn't it? Don't you think so, Manager Choi-nim?"
"Ggeuuu..... Em...ployee... Bae... plea...se...."
"Keuhehe.. ugh... I'm cumming, Madam."
At the man's words, the woman increased the speed at which she was shaking her hips.
"Haaang!! Give it to me!! Master-nim's cum!! Haaaat!!"
Pyusyusyut!! Byureureuk!!
"Kyaaaang!!!"
"Hehehe... Thanks for the meal, Manager-nim.
Madam? A robber has broken in over there. Quickly, take care of him with the knife next to you."
The woman's expression, which had been trembling with the lingering effects of climax with a slack face just a moment ago, instantly changed to one filled with rage.
Jjeugeok
"Haeu-eut... You... you damn robber bastard!!"
She got up from the man's crotch, and with cum dripping down, she picked up the kitchen knife scattered on the floor and stabbed the man in front of her.
Puuk!!
"Ggeueooeok!!! Hon...ey..!!"
"You son of a bitch!!! Die!! Die!!!"
Puk!! Puk!! Puk!!!
The woman, as if possessed by something, endlessly stabbed the corpse of the man who had already died and gone limp.
"Keuhahahaha!!!! This world is fucking perfect!!! Ahahahaha!!!!"
Exhausted from stabbing the corpse, the woman ran into the arms of the man who was sitting in the chair, laughing like a madman with the knife still stuck in the man's body.
"Ma... Master-nim.. I.. I killed that... robber bastard! Praise.. please praise me!!"
"Keuheuheup... Yes... well done..."
"Ihihi... Master-nim.."
The moment the woman smiled and tried to kiss the man,
Puuk!
"Cough... Mas...ter...nim...?"
Red blood flowed from the woman's mouth, and she collapsed onto the cold floor.
"Well done... you idiot bitch, keuheuheuk..."
The man drank the high-end liquor placed next to the chair straight from the bottle, and
"Ggeueok... ugh... my stomach fucking hurts...."
Jjaenggeurang!
He threw the bottle right over the dead woman's head, shattering it.
"Now... which bastard should I fuck up next... Keuhehe..."
The man staggered out of the house, and
only two coldly cooling corpses remained in the room.
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I walked through the familiar yet unfamiliar neighborhood and arrived near the hardware store near my house.
Zombies that had respawned were loitering around, and the hardware store was blocked off by iron bars.
'Whew... Mom can level up fast with farming... but for me, hunting is the only answer..'
Having finished my thoughts, I gripped the spear I was holding in one hand with both hands, and
walked as quietly as possible, approaching a zombie that was banging its head against the hardware store's iron bars.
Puk!
Ggeueok...
Pang! Sareureureuk teok..
The zombie with its head exploded instantly turned into polygons and disintegrated, and Peanut Butter dropped.
"Hm..? This is.."
Even though I had killed over a hundred zombies so far, all that had dropped was Peanut Butter.
But right now, in front of my eyes, one more item like a magnifying glass had dropped.
[Magnifying Glass of Confirmation]
'Right!! Thanks to my cheat-level skill, I can check information at will, but
originally, in the Ruined Game, you could only read information with this magnifying glass...'
I used my ability on the magnifying glass, which only showed its name, just in case, and I was surprised by the window that popped up in front of me.
[Magnifying Glass of Confirmation]
Information 1: You can check the information of items.
Information 2: If you have the Appraisal skill, the number of uses increases.
[A hidden effect of the Blessing of All Things is revealed!]
Additional effect: Consume the magnifying glass to grow the effect of the Blessing of All Things by one level for 10 minutes.
'The blessing has already grown from just information to detailed information through +1 enhancement...
Does growing one level further from here mean... I can see the effect of +2 enhancement..?'
Oh, wait..
As I thought about skill growth, I remembered the Free Points I had completely forgotten about.
[Status Window]
Name: Kim Geumseul
Level: 3
Free Points: 1
'Right... I leveled up.. That means if I use this to make the blessing +2 and even use the magnifying glass, it becomes +3 in an instant... Since it's a skill I'm seeing for the first time, I don't know the effect, so damn...'
I first used the Free Points to make the Blessing skill +2.
[A] Blessing of All Things +2 : You can check detailed information and weaknesses of all beings in this world.
'Weaknesses...?'
I immediately used the Blessing skill on the Crude Spear in my hand, and
[Crude Spear]
Durability 145/150
Attack Power 25.7 ~ 26.8
Weakness: The connection between the kitchen knife and the pole
'This time, a weakness was added..
The durability of this weapon is determined by the tape and the pole, so.. it's not wrong..'
I approached the hardware store and looked at the padlock tightly biting the iron bars.
Damn, unfortunately, it wasn't a combination lock.
[Key Padlock]
Information 1: It is a key padlock manufactured by the Keim Company.
Information 2: It is a small padlock with a small loop part.
Durability 999/1000
Weakness: As it is small in size, the loop part is weak.
'Even if it's weak, a padlock is iron, damn it..'
I was wondering what to do when the Magnifying Glass of Confirmation I had just picked up came to mind.
'If my skill becomes +3... couldn't I open this door..?'
Gulp...
Back in the Ruined Game days, the selling price of the Magnifying Glass of Confirmation was 10 jars of Peanut Butter, and it was a high-priced item that you could get even more than that for if you sold it to people.
'Yeah.. probability drop.. it'll drop again someday.. Screw it!!'
I took the Magnifying Glass of Confirmation out of my inventory and activated the additional effect.
Then, the magnifying glass disintegrated into polygons, but
this time, it didn't go up into the sky but was absorbed into my body.
"Uh.. uh?"
A moment later, a magnifying glass-shaped icon that hadn't been visible before started blinking in the bottom right corner of my vision.
Are you crazy?! It starts for 10 minutes without even telling me!
I hurriedly opened the skill window.
[A] Blessing of All Things +3 : You can check detailed information and weaknesses of all beings in this world, and you can disassemble them.
'Disassemble!! This is it!!'
I immediately used the Blessing on the hardware store's padlock.
Then, the padlock turned into polygons like the magnifying glass just now and disappeared into the sky, and for some reason, a jar of Peanut Butter dropped below it.
"Are you crazy?"
'Don't tell me it drops Peanut Butter equal to the value of the disassembled object?!
If this is true, this is fucking awesome!!'
I tried to lift the hardware store's iron bars, but I disassembled them entirely instead, and
Teok..
Once again, a jar containing a small amount of Peanut Butter fell.
'Ohhh!!!! It's burning time!! Let's go!!'
I hurriedly entered the hardware store.
After the Ruined Game incident, the owner had locked the door and gone somewhere, so the goods were left inside as they were, and I hurriedly started shopping.
10 minutes later
Inside the hardware store, except for a few items I had selected to use, there was nothing left.
Instead, there was a mountain made of an uncountable number of Peanut Butter jars.
"Ahaha... when am I going to move all this...?"
As I sighed and reached out my hand toward the Peanut Butter to organize it,
the butter mountain twinkled, and the quantity decreased significantly.
Even though the quantity had decreased significantly, it was still terrifyingly large.
"Uh...?"
Wondering what was going on, I picked up a Peanut Butter jar that had rolled in front of my feet, and strangely, it was a full jar of Peanut Butter, not just a spoonful.
"Wow, this is a god-tier game for convenience..
It's money, money!!"
I laughed brightly and put the jars rolling on the floor into my bag.
Even after my bag was full, there was still plenty left, so I worried about what to do, but since my house was right in front, I decided to make a quick trip.
"Still, if someone takes it, it'll be a big problem..."
I hurriedly cut off the legs of the zombies loitering outside with my spear and then took off the pants of the zombies that couldn't move.
This was a method used by veteran players back in the Ruined Game days to do zombie cosplay, a tip that utilized a system bug where if a zombie took off its clothes, the clothes would remain even if it died.
"Sorry.
You're actually well-endowed, damn it.."
Puk!
When I took off the pants, the zombie boasted a male organ that was enviable in size, and
feeling unpleasant about it, I blew the zombie's head off right then and there.
"Okay, this still works!"
Whether the shortcuts from the game applied to reality as well, even though the zombie disappeared, the pants, soaked in blood and creepy just to look at, remained.
I took off various clothes like pants and skirts, and covered the mountain of Peanut Butter jars piled up inside the hardware store to hide it.
"It looks awkward no matter who sees it... but it should hold up while I go to the house.
Please stay safe, my babies!"
I hurriedly ran up the slope and was able to arrive home in 3 minutes.
Tang!
When the iron door opened with a loud noise, Mom, who was pulling weeds in the yard, was startled and looked at the door, and upon confirming the target, she let out a sigh of relief.
"You startled me... Son, you're back already?"
"Hehehe, I hit the jackpot, so I have to go back out soon."
I hurriedly entered the house, took my bag out of my inventory, and dumped it all out in the living room.
Tutatang! Tang!
Mom, who had followed me inside wondering what was going on, was surprised by the Peanut Butter rolling all over the living room floor.
"Oh my! What is all this??"
"Hehehe, I told you I hit the jackpot, Mom! I'll bring more!"
I hurriedly went up to the 2nd-floor storage room, put everything that could hold something—including Dad's fishing bag, camping bag, travel carrier, etc.—into my inventory, and headed back to the hardware store.
Fortunately, the Peanut Butter was still there at the hardware store I had returned to as quickly as possible, and I laughed foolishly and packed it all into the bags.
After putting in the last remaining Peanut Butter, I closed the carrier and stored it in my inventory as a whole.
"Whew... with this, I won't have to worry about money for a while, hehehe..."
Even though the meal I had in the morning had all been digested, I felt a sense of fullness as if my stomach would burst, and I happily laughed as I came out of the hardware store.
"Now then, since I'm out, I should go to V Mart too, right? Hehehe."
I moved my feet and arrived in front of the medium-sized local mart, which was a 2-minute walk away. The glass windows were covered with goods from the inside, and the door was locked.
But inside the building, the small but bustling voices of people could be heard.
'Looks like there are people left here... What should I do...'
I pondered for a moment, but since it would be good if I could get food, I gripped my spear tightly and approached the mart's door.
Knock knock
"Ho... Honey! Someone's here! Is... is it a zombie?"
"A zombie wouldn't... knock, would it...?"
"Should we go out...?"
"I... I'll go first. You hide behind the counter over there."
"Be... be careful, Honey.."
'Ahaha.. I can hear everything...
So the Mart Owner was left.'
A moment later, sounds came from behind the door, which was blocked by various pieces of furniture.
"Who... who is it!!"
"Hello, I'm a person living in this neighborhood!
By any chance, is there food in the mart..."
"Th.. there is no food!! Just go away!!"
In a world like this, power was needed to protect their goods.
But the owner couple had no power, and in the end, they had no choice but to choose to hole up and endure.
Since it was obvious that the claim that there was no food was a lie, I didn't give up.
"I'm thinking of doing some bartering!
You know that the currency needed in this world right now is Peanut Butter, right? I will pay with that!"
At my words, the owner didn't respond for a while.
"Owner?!"
Kkiiik kkiiik..
The moment I was about to knock again, the furniture blocking the door moved backward little by little, and a man revealed his face through the glass door.
"Do you... really have Peanut Butter...?"
I took a full jar of Peanut Butter out of the bag on my back, shook it, and smiled, and seeing this, the owner's eyes widened, and he hurriedly opened the door.
"Please come in.."
"Then I will excuse myself."
The owner was still sending looks of wariness, but he had made this choice because he needed the Peanut Butter I had, and I walked into the mart with a dignified stride.