Chapter 30
Chapter 30
Even after finishing the meal and doing the dishes,
Ha-rang was still traveling in dreamland.
Guess I'll go hunting alone for the first time in a while.
I went out to the yard and approached Mom, who was sweating while tending to the vegetables.
"Mom! I'm going to go hunting alone. Please tell Ha-rang-ssi when she wakes up."
"Hm? Sure, come back safely. And this."
Mom took a large box out of her Inventory and handed it to me.
"Hm? What's this... vegetables...?"
"Yeah, you said there was a special power in Mom's vegetables, right? I don't really know, but you'll know best. Take it."
Inside the box were vegetables like bok choy and perilla leaves that I had been secretly harvesting and using.
"Oh! The zucchini and onions have already grown?"
"I didn't know they would grow this fast either, but they just shot up as soon as I planted them."
Awesome... As expected, Max-level Farming and the My Home buff are this good!
"Oh, come to think of it, Mom, what's your level right now?"
"Hm? Wait a second..."
Mom awkwardly manipulated the system.
"Let's see..."
"Just look for the gear icon on the top right, right? Try pressing that."
"Gear...? You mean this?"
She pressed something at my words, and the Status Window switched to public.
[Status Window]
Name: Lee Su-mi
Level: 12
Free Point: 1
[P] Intermediate Farming Max: Can grow crops faster and extract their true efficacy.
[P] Beginner Cooking Max: Can create top-tier food, and the food's duration and buff effects increase by 3 times.
Wow... Mom, who hasn't hunted at all, is level 12...
It really seemed like there was a stealth patch for herbivores.
"I saw it. Mom, please press the switch button again."
"Right, I guess pressing this button makes the information public to others too."
"Yes, so don't show it to just anyone; you have to only show it to people you can trust, okay?"
"Alright, I got it. Don't worry about me, just take care of your own health."
Mom patted my butt, and I smiled as I opened the gate and stepped out into the alley.
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"Whew... Something feels empty."
It hadn't even been a week since I met Ha-rang, and we hadn't been hunting together for more than two days, but
"It feels empty without that soft sensation on my right arm..."
I shook my right hand, which was holding the spear, up and down.
"Heh heh... To think that just a week ago, I was a lifelong virgin, and now I'm saying such spoiled things..."
You really never know what life will throw at you.
'Alright... shall I head to Sudo Mountain?'
Whoosh! Pop!!
I threw a dagger at the head of a distant zombie just for the hell of it, popping it, and headed toward Sudo Mountain while disassembling parked cars.
--
Hmm... What should I do...
On my way to Sudo Mountain, I encountered an unwanted situation.
A man holding an aluminum bat was fighting three bandits armed with kitchen knives and a shovel handle.
And a woman trembling a little distance away.
The man looked quite strong, but
"Raaahhh!!"
Clang!!
"Ugh!! You damn bandit bastards!!"
The man barely blocked the kitchen knife swung by the bandit.
"Honey!! Behind you!!"
"Hahaha! Too late, wifey!!!"
But there's no hero against a gank.
Stab!!
"Honeyyyyy!!!!!"
The man, who had his waist stabbed by a bandit who appeared out of nowhere,
"Ugh... You... bas...tard!!!"
Clang!!
"Argh!!"
With his last ounce of strength, he popped the head of the man who had stabbed him in the waist.
"Haa... Haa... Dam...mit..."
The man eventually knelt, and while he was barely keeping his consciousness and gasping for breath,
Pew!! Thwack!!
"Argh!!"
Clatter! Thud...
He collapsed, dropping his bat due to an arrow that flew from somewhere.
The two bandits who had been pressuring the man from the front approached the fallen man and inflicted merciless violence.
"In the end! You dying! bastard! Should've just! died! quietly!! Ptooey!! Damn it, Minsik died..."
"Yeah, he was a stealth character so he was great at backstabbing... Because of! this! bastard! Hmph..."
The man who suffered the brutal violence stopped breathing, and a moment later, items like food appeared above him.
Then, a man carrying a bow, a rare sight in Korea, walked over slowly from afar and said.
"Isn't it actually a gain? One less bastard to fuck that bitch, hehehe."
The man who was picking up the food and putting it into his Inventory jumped up and bowed his head.
"Boss, it's hard to find guys like Minsik..."
"Later, we can just stab a woman and deliver her to that bastard from the Ruined Game Cult or whatever it's called."
The man called Boss approached the woman who was trembling against the wall.
"Ah... No!! Ho... Honey!!! Aaaah! Pl... please save me!!"
"My, my~ Is it right to come out with a woman who has such big tits?"
"Hehehe! Boss! Let's hurry back to the base and fuck her! As soon as I saw that big ass, my cock was about to explode!!"
--
I, who had been watching this whole situation, started to ponder.
'Hmm... Should I save the woman... or should I just quietly let it slide...'
Even if I saved the woman, her husband who protected her was dead, so it would be hard for her, as the weaker one, to survive in this world alone.
I've only just managed to make a living, so having another mouth to feed is a bit...
Just as I was about to make a negative decision,
Riiip!!
"Aaaahhh!!"
"Boss!! Look at these tits!! Maybe she didn't take care of them, but the way they sag is so fucking sexy, hahah!"
Just as the bandit said, the woman's breasts were huge, but the way they sagged downwards was incredibly obscene.
"Hey, hey, you're going to ruin the merchandise. Just knock her out and drag her along."
"Ah... Anyone! Please! Save me!! Mmph!! Mmmph!!!"
The man with a huge shovel on his back covered the woman's mouth with a cloth soaked in an unknown liquid.
"Mmph!! Mmm... M...mph.."
The woman, who had been struggling, went quiet as if she had fainted.
"Alright, let's head back!"
"Heh heh, Boss, do I get the backdoor?"
"Shut up and carry her, follow me."
"Okay~!"
--
'Dammit... Is it the Ruined Game Cult again?'
I finally made my decision, and
Please wait a moment, ma'am...
I threw a dagger at the guy called Boss.
It was a bright day with the sun high in the sky, but the power of Low-level Stealth and Max-level Throwing was immense,
Pop!!
[PK Experience Gained: 3235]
"Let's hurry and go to those tits~"
The face of the kitchen-knife guy, who was chattering excitedly about fucking the woman, was splattered with blood and chunks of flesh that appeared to be the Boss's.
"Titty-fucking...? Bo... Boss?"
The headless body collapsed just like that,
Splat...
"Fuck!!! Cheolmin!!! Hide behind me!!!"
This is why I hate guys who are quick on the uptake...
As soon as the shovel-handle guy realized it was a dangerous situation, he took a shield out of his Inventory, but
There was also a man who couldn't move, shocked by the Boss's head exploding right in front of him.
Whoosh!!
Bang!!
[PK Experience Gained: 1765]
Splat....
Being dazed on the battlefield means giving up your life.
The head of the man called Cheolmin also popped cleanly.
"Fuuuuck!!!! Which bastard is it!!!"
Huh? Come to think of it, why didn't Fear work? Is it because of the distance? I thought to myself, and I threw the retrieved dagger again, aiming for the shield.
Clang!!! Crack!!
The wooden shield the man was holding was cleanly split in half by my Strike Dagger, and
"Fu...fuck!!!"
Thwack... Splat...
[PK Experience Gained: 2015]
[Level Up! You have obtained a new Free Point.]
Wow... Is it thanks to the blessing? The EXP pumping is insane...
I finished him off with the Black Dagger I obtained from the last PK.
After retrieving both daggers, I walked to the gruesome scene.
There, two headless corpses and one corpse with a pierced brain were sprawled out, and a large amount of items were piled up.
"Whoops, you guys had a lot..."
Groan...
There were zombies approaching after hearing the noise, but
Bang!!
I threw the Fear Dagger, popped their heads, and chased them away.
"Am I surprisingly strong...?"
I briefly had an arrogant thought after seeing the results created by the combination of stealth, long-range attacks, and the opponent's carelessness, but
"No matter how strong you are, in this world, carelessness is the shortcut to death, you idiot... Get a grip!"
Slap!!
I slapped my own cheek to clear away the distracting thoughts.
Tsk.. Did I hit myself too hard...
Before the stinging sensation on my cheek faded, I turned my gaze to the items piled on the floor.
"Let's see~ Come to think of it, the man called Boss had a bow, right?"
I was interested in the bow, which is hard to see in daily life, and Oh! Is this a real bow?!
I grabbed the bow sprawled on the floor.
"It's fascinating... In the game, the stealth archer was an overpowered meta, I wonder if it's the same in reality?"
No matter how high the freedom and realism of this Ruined Game were, there was a slight compromise in combat classes that required long-term proficiency, such as throwing and archery.
"Seeing as I, an ordinary college student, can throw like this, it's probably overpowered enough."
I put the bow and arrows into my Inventory, thinking they might be used someday.
I continued farming after that, but there was nothing of value, so I disassembled them into Peanut Butter and approached the fainted woman.
"This is the biggest problem..."
A beautiful woman lying in front of me with her clothes torn, exposing her large breasts.
Gulp...
There was a reason the bandit bastards were targeting her...
I manipulated the system and bought a dress I had searched for to gift to Ha-rang for 1 can of Peanut Butter, doing something stupid like, "Uh... how do I put this on her..?"
Sigh... After putting the sexy dress in my Inventory, I opened the shop again, and this time I chose and bought a cardigan that could be worn lightly.
"Damn it... I must be the only person wasting Peanut Butter on clothes..."
I sighed and covered the fainted woman with the clothes.
At the same time, I grabbed her shoulder and used the Blessing of Manmulcho.
[Status Window]
Name: Jin Eunmi
Level: 2
Free Point: 0
Defense+1
[A] Baking: Can make simple bread.
I could see a Status Window that was nothing short of pathetic compared to Ha-rang's.
"Sigh... What on earth should I do with this woman..."
Even if the Ruined Game's system isn't visible, there was natural experience gained just by walking, eating, and pooping, so being level 2 on the 9th day after the outbreak meant she really hadn't done anything.
She just passively survived until now by being protected by her husband... in bad terms, she's a leech-like existence.
No, leeches are at least used for medical purposes... The woman in front of me... her body was killer.
I was tense until just a moment ago because of the bandits, but now that the situation was resolved, her huge breasts felt attractive, and
Gulp...
My son (penis) got an erection as if clamoring for me to hurry up and take off that woman's skirt.
"Fuck... If I ravish this woman, how am I any different from those bandit bastards..."
I'm sorry, son, that hole is not the hole you're supposed to go into...
Perhaps reading my mind, my son's erection slowly subsided.
"Sigh... Well, I saved her... wouldn't she be able to survive if she worked as a laborer in the NPC Village..?"
Heave-ho..
I carried her on my back, and
Squish
Her soft breasts, covered only by a thin cardigan, let alone underwear, touched my back.
Good thoughts, good thoughts...
The plump butt flesh felt by my hands and the soft breasts felt by my back.
"Damn it..."
In the end, I walked down the street with my son (penis) still erect.
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I walked while carrying the woman, but I couldn't give up on farming, so whenever I saw a shop, I chased away zombies with the Fear Dagger and farmed, and whenever I saw a stopped car, I disassembled it all as I slowly moved forward.
Three hours passed like that, and the moment the entrance to Sudo Mountain came into view in the distance,
"Ugh..."
Ah, did she finally wake up?
"Are you coming to?"
The woman, who opened her eyes while holding her head as if dizzy, seemed to feel terror at being carried on the back of a man she didn't know.
"Wh...where is this... Aaaah!!"
She started shaking her body and pushing me away.
"Waaaah, wait a second!!"
If I let go now, there was a risk she would fall to the ground and get hurt, so I barely balanced myself, bent my knees, and let her go.
The woman, having escaped from me, hugged the nearest utility pole and started trembling.
"Pl... please save me!! I'm sorry!! Please!!"
Ah... I'm not a bad guy, though...
Since I understood her feelings, I took a small water bottle out of my bag,
Clatter
And handed it to her.
"Drink some water and calm down."
But she was still clinging to the utility pole with eyes filled with terror.
Sigh... Should I have just walked past her...
I sighed and approached her.
The closer I got, the more violently she trembled, and when I squatted in front of her, she bowed her head deeply.
"Please... please..."
Thinking that Mom might have been like this if I wasn't there made my heart ache.
"Sigh.. I'm not going to eat you. So please drink some water and calm down."
I took her trembling hand and made her hold the water bottle.
Clang... Drip...
But she must not have had any strength in her body, as she dropped the water bottle, and the precious water soaked the ground.
"I... I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!!"
Sigh... I guess I'll have to wait until time solves this...
I picked up the half-spilled water bottle, closed the lid, and sat down on my butt in front of her.