Chapter 28
Chapter 28
Ha-rang-ssi and Mom started chattering away like old friends they hadn't seen in ages,
"Whew... If I just roughly put them in place, Mom will sort it out, right.."
In the kitchen of the house where Mom would now live alone, I unpacked the deep fryer and
the baking oven I'd forgotten to take out last time, among various other appliances,
and the kitchen, which I'd always thought was spacious, suddenly felt cramped as hell.
Eh.. It'll be fine~
I manipulated the My Home system
to open the buff window,
'I never thought I'd use this feature...'
I pressed the Section Cleanup Button, which was called the biggest money pit back in the Ruined Game days.
Then, 10 Peanut Butters disappeared from my pocket,
and all the appliances and furniture in the kitchen transformed like new.
Just 10 jars for cleaning... What a fucking rip-off...
"But it does the job, so whatever...?"
I was satisfied seeing the deep fryer and oven, which had been pitch black with grease and scorch marks just moments ago, now sparkling like new.
"Honey~ Get some strawberries from the fridge... Huh?"
Ha-rang, who entered the kitchen, saw the spotless kitchen right in front of her,
Slap!
Ow... System!!
She whacked the back of my head.
"Honey! You wasted money?!
I could've had my zombies clean it! Why'd you do that!!"
Ah.. There's that method..
If I answered honestly, I'd get hit again,
"Ahaha.. I can read info, right?
The oven and fryer were all beat up durability-wise~"
"Hmm..? So you fixed them and cleaned the kitchen too?"
Nod nod
"Whew... Fine, good job..
But next time, talk to me first?"
'My money, my stuff.... It's my money I earned, so I'll spend it...
Is this the plight of a husband...'
"Yes.."
As I answered weakly,
Mwah~
Ha-rang smiled and gave me a light peck.
"Hehe~ Get the strawberries from the fridge~ Let's eat together."
"Yes!"
What a simple man I am.
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That night
"Ha.. Ha-rang-ssi, really can't we...?"
"No!"
"R-Really, really not...?"
"Honey, you're so persistent?"
Sigh...
Just because there's no condom, my little guy can't explore that sacred hole...
I lay on the bed in despair,
and Ha-rang smiled, grabbing my little guy with her hand.
"But I'll use my mouth and tits, so don't be too disappointed, honey."
"Yes.. Thank you.."
She familiarly overlapped her body on mine,
Whew... So close to that hole right in front of me, but can't thrust in... So frustrating, so frustrating..
Churu-reop!
We licked each other's son and daughter.
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Churup! Churu-reop!
Jju-wup... Jjook... Jjop! Jjoo-ook
Our room filled with sucking sounds,
"Haah.. Honey.. Feels good... Hn..."
Churu-ru-reop!!
"Haaang! H-Honey!! I... I'm!! Hngiiik!!"
Pyushut!! Pyu-shuut!
From my tongue work full of frustration, she reached climax,
her hips trembling as she squirted sour love juices on my face.
Churu-reop! Gulp gulp
Like a dog in heat, I sucked up every last drop,
"Puha.. Hehe... Hm?"
I discovered a small hole blinking above the sacred hole.
Eureka!!!!!
Like Archimedes with his unexpected discovery,
I too found an unexpected hole I could thrust into without a condom.
'Haak.. Even.. anal... No pregnancy worries, so it's fine, right...?'
I stroked Ha-rang's back hole while she diligently sucked my son,
"Hnggup?! H-Honey!? Not there, hiiik!"
Oh? She's surprisingly sensitive, so this is a pleasure spot too, hehe.
"Hehehe, Ha-rang-ssi.. No pregnancy worries even without a condom here~"
"Haah.. That's... dirty... Noo.."
Fair point.. How to make it feel good... Aha!!!
I opened the system window with the finger teasing her asshole,
"H-Honey? What're you doing?"
She must've felt anxious since I suddenly stopped the caressing.
Hehehe, a bit wasteful, but..
I used the Free Point from hitting level 20
to learn Clean Magic.
[A] Clean: Cleans the parts of the body that touch.
It's a low-level spell, unupgraded, so effect is meh,
but parts the body touches.. means the parts my son touches get clean too!!
"Hehehe.. Ha-rang-ssi, I just learned Clean Magic."
"What!? Honey, are you crazy?! Free Point on that crap! Haah!"
Ha-rang, trying to sit up, collapsed again from my caressing,
"Hngut.. Honey... Just you wait... Haaang..."
Mouth on the sacred hole,
fingers tickling Ha-rang's asshole.
My name Kim Geum-seul, solo addy 25-year vet!!
I've watched tons of anal porn!!
This spot is super sensitive, so for hole use,
steady stretching and expansion needed.
'Not today, but hehehe...
Build-up for the future!!!'
I coated my finger thick with her dripping love juices,
caressed around her asshole, then shoved it in.
"Haaaht! H-Honey! I-It... hurts! Hngut!"
"Hehe, Ha-rang-ssi, first time anal?"
"Th-That dirty hole! Who'd do it!!"
Ooh! Couldn't take her front virginity,
but back virginity is mine!! Fucking awesome!!
I got even more excited, used Clean Magic on my finger,
and cleaned every nook of her insides.
"Hehehe, Ha-rang-ssi's anal virginity... Haak..."
"Haaaang.. Haah... Honey... Please... Stop, haaang!"
"Hehe, sensitive here?"
I pressed the spot matching her lower G-spot from our wild sex days.
"Haaaang!! Th-There!! Haaaht!"
Her reactions every press,
my well-caressed son was about to explode.
"Hngg! Ha-rang-ssi! I'm cumming!!"
"Haah!! Hngup! Gulp!!"
At my words, Ha-rang hurriedly opened her mouth and swallowed my son,
Byu-ruruk!! Pyu-shut!! Kurung!
Massive semen flooded her mouth.
"Huuk... Huuk... Really... Ha-rang-ssi.. Best..."
Lost in afterglow, I paused the anal play,
Ha-rang seized the chance, sucking my son harder.
Jjup!! Jjoo-ob!! Churu-reop!
"Huuk.. Ha-rang-ssi.. S-Sensitive.."
"Jjoo-ob!! Puha.. I'll torment you as much as you did me! Churu-reop!!"
"Ugh... Feels too good..."
My mind nearly sucked out through my son,
but I held on,
"Hehe.. Here we go again!"
Using my slick wet finger,
I double-penetrated Ha-rang's sacred hole and asshole.
"Hiiiit! Haaang! Haaaht!!"
Hehe, double hole insertion! Not with son, pity,
but fingers are good too!
Tzuk! Tzuk! Tzuk!!
Upper hole: upper G-spot
Asshole: lower G-spot stimulation,
"Hoo-oht! Heuung! Haaang!! Hngiiiing!!"
I heard those extreme moans from our wild sex days.
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Ha-rang's asshole had surprisingly good elasticity,
each climax letting another finger in,
now after 5 climaxes,
it gaped enough to see inside.
'Th-This much... Maybe my son can fit..?'
Ha-rang, drunk on afterglow, wasn't even sucking my son anymore,
just collapsed on me riding pleasure waves.
*Gulp.... Ha-rang-ssi, excuse me a sec."
"Hngg.. H-Honey... Heut... Haaaang..."
I pushed her to bed's side, ass up,
and gazed at her sopping wet two holes.
Ooh... Fucking hot...
Her pulsing asshole of course,
and the hole tempting me to thrust every breath she took..
Almost went for pussy insertion,
'But first, take that anal virginity, hehe...'
"Hehe.. H-Ha-rang-ssi!
Gonna eat your ass now."
I gripped my rock-hard son, aimed at her asshole,
"H-Honey.. W-Wait..!!"
Tzuk!
"Ow... H-Honey.. I-It hurts... Haaaang!!"
"F-Fuck... So fucking tight..."
Just the head in,
and tighter squeeze than pussy sex.
No giving up now!!
Already cleaned with hand,
but just in case, Clean on my son,
Ha-rang's asshole became impeccably clean.
"N-Now, Ha-rang-ssi, relax.. I'll go slow."
Tzu-ge-reok..
My son slowly widened her guts going in,
"Hnaaaaaaaaah!!!"
She let out a moan I'd never heard before.
One step in, Clean
One step in, Clean
Slowly expanding territory,
"Huuk... Fuck... All... In!!"
My son buried root-deep in Ha-rang's asshole.
"Hngut... H-Honey... I... H-Hurt... So much... hurts..."
Ha-rang weakly complained in pain,
"But once used to it... It'll feel good.. Fucking tight for real.."
Controlled by my son,
I spouted irresponsible words,
Tzu-ge-reok..
"Hniiiiiing!!"
Slowly pulled my son out.
Ha-rang's asshole clenched like don't go,
Hehe.. In again!!
Tzu-ge-reok...
"Hn eeeeeeung!!"
Widened her ass again, root-deep thrust.
Pulling out:
"Hnaaaaaaaaang!!!"
Thrusting in:
"Hoe eeeeeeot!!"
Different moans each time from Ha-rang,
Slap!
Whacked her plump ass,
"Hnaaaang!"
Sweet moan, clenched my son harder.
--
I pistoned slow but steady,
"Hngg... Now.... Cumming..!! Hnngut!!!"
Root-deep thrust,
Pyu-shuut!! Kurung!! Kurung!!
Blasted massive semen into Ha-rang's asshole.
"Hogo oooht!"
"Ugh... Really.. Fucking... Good..."
Thud..
Ha-rang, fainted from pain or pleasure unknown,
just trembled, clenching her asshole,
no more extreme moans,
"Hehehe... Just the beginning!!"
Tzuk! Tzuk!
Semen made it slicker, easier,
I ravaged her asshole hard.
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Next morning
"You horny dog bastard!!!!!"
I was on my knees in the living room, getting punished again.
Naked Ha-rang didn't stop kicking and punching me,
Thank you, System..
Warning windows popped endlessly before my eyes.
"H-Ha-rang-ssi liked it t-"
"Shut up!! You crazy fuck!!!!"
Yes..
Today, longer than usual,
3 full minutes of kicking from Ha-rang,
"Huuk... Huuk... Ugh.. My asshole....
Hey! What if I get hemorrhoids!!!"
She rubbed her asshole, yelling.
"Haha... Then next level up, I'll learn Heal
so anal sex won't hurt~"
"Crazy bastard!!!"
'But it felt fucking good, so I'm happy... Hehehe'
Ha-rang squatted in front of me,
"Hey.. Smiling?"
"Uh... Sorry.."
I bowed my head.
Her gaping hole,
and asshole still pulsing, leaking semen,
my clueless son got hard,
"Ah.."
"You horny dog bastard!!!!"
"Th-This is natural re! Ughk!!"
Slap!
Brutus.. No.. System... Even you...
Ha-rang's hand slapped my cheek,
Thump
I toppled sideways.
System blocked follow-ups, good,
but cheek pain in defenseless state was intense.
"Kuh.. Hurts..."
"Meant to hurt, asshole!!
Stand properly?!"
I knelt right back,
At my sight,
"Whew..."
Ha-rang sat before me.
"Honey.."
"Yes!"
"My first anal, y'know..."
"Yes! I know!"
"Knew and pounded anyway!!!'
System worked normally this time,
'Damn system does whatever the fuck it wants?!'
Thud thud!
Cursed system, felt Ha-rang's fists on my head.
"Ouch!!"
'Sorry!! System-nim!! You're the best!!!'
System protected me again.
Damn...
Gotta grovel to Ha-rang-ssi and now System too...
So unfair!!!
"Whew... Fine... Already taken, whatever.."
Ha-rang sighed, sat before me again.
"Honey.. Go slow next time...?"
"Yes! Of course!"
"Okay.."
Mwah
Ha-rang gave a shallow smile, pecked my lips,
"Felt good anyway...
C'mon! Shower time."
Blushing, she grabbed my hand, led to shower.
Ah.. Glad she liked it...
As she opened the door,
"Hehe, Ha-rang-ssi, anal really good?"
"Yeah..."
"How good?"
"Enough, you fuck!!"
"Ughk!!"
Got hit once more.
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